00:07Grazie a tutti.
00:30Oh, gotta take this.
00:36My name is Chloe, I live in Virginia Beach and everyone loves me because I'm so pretty.
00:40I wanted an Escalade! This is the biggest day of my life and I'm doing all the work!
00:45Hey Creepy, isn't the schoolgirl thing a little played out?
00:48Don't move and don't make a sound.
00:50If you want the car, just take it. My parents got me the wrong one anyways.
00:53Yeah, that's a tragedy.
00:55Did you just kill Chloe?
00:58Awesome.
01:00And that was a fantastic start.
01:02You take requests.
01:03Who are you killing next?
01:04The Kardashians.
01:05People who use rockstar as an adjective.
01:07People who give high fives.
01:08Anyone who wears crystals.
01:12You're friggin' Rambo, man.
01:18What are you looking at, old man?
01:22I'm recording this.
01:25Thanks for not talking during the feature.
01:28Thanks for turning off your cell phone.
01:31You're welcome.
01:33Why have a civilization if we're no longer interested in being civilized?
01:40Hey buddy, what's wrong?
01:42A lot.
01:43A lot of crazy people out there.
01:47Don't we want to kill people who deserve to die?
01:50Frank.
01:51What?
01:52This is more fun than killing yourself, right?
01:55I don't know.
01:57Yeah, I guess.
01:59I know it's not normal to want to kill, but I am no longer normal.
02:03You really got to take both those spots?
02:05Yeah.
02:09This is the best day ever!
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