00:06I saw something crazy last night, and I do want to just be completely open and honest.
00:12Yes, I did cocaine twice last week, but I did zero cocaine preceding the event that I'm about to describe.
00:20What the?
00:24The heart was glowing.
00:28I also accidentally roofied myself last night, too, but I don't know if that's really relevant.
00:35Jay Westcock, you are getting tons more views by the Seek, and you're blowing up.
00:39This guy glows. He friggin' glows. What the fuck?
00:42I'm pretty sure there's, like, a reasonable explanation for this.
00:48You little shit!
00:49There could be a religious angle to this whole thing.
00:51God would probably choose someone simple.
00:54Sweet.
00:54Oh, that's not me. I mean, I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually.
00:58Do you like cats?
00:59This is Skittles, and as you can see, she's a real snack machine.
01:02We don't even know that this is a religious thing. Maybe we're just going to spontaneously combust.
01:06Maybe?
01:06What?
01:07Low, low percentage.
01:10I have noticed that you guys have not been doing your actual job for a couple of days now.
01:18Uh, it's a lot more than a couple of days, but something really important is going on with Clark.
01:27You have been chosen by God to help the world.
01:32Oh, no. Really? I was afraid he was going to say something like this.
01:36That's all right.
01:36I was really nervous about exactly this.
01:40She's here.
01:44Who's here?
01:45Satan.
01:49If Clark is the beacon to God, the freaky possibilities of how this could all play out are literally endless.
01:56Where the hell are you?
01:57We are the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
02:00Horse people?
02:01Feel you, sister.
02:05I can feel you flowing through me.
02:07Clark, the glowing is gorgeous.
02:09Tom, need the hands above the equator.
02:11Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:15Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:18Oh.
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02:19Oh.
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02:23Oh.
02:24Oh.
02:30Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:31Oh.
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