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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice

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00:00Let me ask the question.
00:01Vlada Zoljana Milanovića
00:05was founded in Viktor Lencu,
00:09in Riječkoj Banci,
00:11in Hotel Exclusive
00:14and in Sijeni.
00:22Hotel Exclusive.
00:27Vlada Zoljana Milanovića
00:31krije se u Viktor Lencu,
00:34u Riječkoj Banci,
00:37u Hotel Exclusive
00:40u Sijeni.
00:43A nije Exclusive?
00:45Ja sam krijo, pročitam.
00:49Ekscesin.
00:51Šta to znači?
00:56Ekscesin.
00:57To znači hotel.
01:01Gdje je taj hotel?
01:03U hotelu.
01:04U hotelu.
01:07A hotel ti je? To ti je pod C?
01:11Ovo bi moglo biti.
01:14I u Sijeni?
01:20Pucam na B i D.
01:27Razmisli dobro, oćeš pomoć.
01:29A moglo bi u Viktor Lencu bit.
01:33Ovo ti mogu samo pomoći ljudi koji žive u Rijesi, u Istri.
01:38Oni to znači.
01:39Halo!
01:41Ili Petior tak možete pomoći.
01:44Halo!
01:49Ahoj!
01:50Gledajte neće niko pomoći.
01:51Halo!
01:52Jarena!
01:53Halo!
01:54Jarena!
01:54Javi se Jarena!
01:55Gospodin!
01:57Dobro večer,
01:59Dobro večer.
02:02Kar si mi?
02:03Dobre daj!
02:04Jetsi mi.
02:06Moješ mi pomoći ili ne?
02:09Gospodine, let me help you, you have 10 seconds.
02:13Why are you asking me?
02:15Javne, you should learn to learn in the Popljavnice house in Osalje.
02:21Gospodine, my friends, I don't have been in the Popljavnice house,
02:28it's not the Popljavnice house, but the Popljavnice house,
02:32if someone asks you.
02:34You are learning about the Popljavnice house, not the Popljavnice house.
02:40What do you mean, the Popljavnice house?
02:42Yes, not the same.
02:44But I think I am not the name of the Montenov.
02:55Where did you go?
02:56In Popljavnice house or in Popljavnice?
02:58In Popljavnice house.
03:01Where did you live?
03:03How did you live in Sarajevo?
03:03No, not the whole life.
03:06There was a whole life.
03:09Where did you live in Popljavnice house?
03:11In Hrvavni.
03:16Where did you live in?
03:18In Hrvavni.
03:19In Hrvavnice house?
03:25In Hrvavni.
03:27In Hrvavni.
03:30No!
03:31No!
03:32No!
03:33No!
03:33No!
03:33I didn't have a memory of it!
03:38No!
03:41No!
03:41No!
03:42No!
03:43No!
03:44I'm gonna call you.
03:46No!
03:50Hello!
03:51Hello!
03:51I'm gonna call you.
03:52Good evening.
03:54Yes!
03:55Yes!
03:56Yes!
03:57I'm your sister!
03:59I'm Sarajevo.
04:01I'm my sister!
04:04I'm your sister!
04:06Yes!
04:08Yes!
04:09Yes!
04:10Yes!
04:10Yes!
04:13Yes!
04:13That's not the baby from Gjačana.
04:19He's from the central Sarajevo.
04:22Help the son, baby.
04:26He's called me.
04:34Hello?
04:35You can see that Gjačana?
04:40That's why Jumbo is killed.
04:43No, I don't know.
04:46Hello?
04:48Hello?
04:50Good evening.
04:53Good evening.
04:55Good evening.
04:56Good evening.
04:57Good evening.
04:58Yes.
05:01This is the truth.
05:05It's not his father.
05:07You're not his father.
05:09He's the father.
05:10He's the father.
05:10That's your father.
05:14That's not my father.
05:15I'm not his father.
05:16I thought he was the first one.
05:19He knows his father.
05:21I know his father.
05:27What is he doing?
05:28What are you doing, Cigo?
05:30Everyone knows his father, but he doesn't know his father.
05:33He doesn't know his father, but everyone knows his father.
05:35Do you know his father?
05:37You are my father.
05:39No.
05:39You are my father.
05:43Cigo!
05:43Tell him, brother.
05:46I know his father.
05:48He was in Sarajevo.
05:49He was at home.
05:53You know what I'm saying?
05:56The thing is to show his father.
05:57Look at this.
05:58No.
05:58Let me talk to you.
06:02The thing is to show you.
06:09Now let's all say this.
06:12Let me talk to you.
06:12Let me talk to you.
06:12Please speak that to me.
06:13How can you speak you?
06:15Hey, when you talk to him.
06:19You were a little girl.
06:23You didn't even have a message.
06:24I'll stay there.
06:26Hello!
06:29I'll do this.
06:30I'm... I'm gonna let you go!
06:33Don't stop.
06:35Don't try and get him at the fireplace!
06:37No, I'm gonna let you go...
06:40No, I need to hold on.
06:41Sure!
06:42I'll take your hand.
06:43Dude!
06:43I'll keep a good walk.
06:47No, no, I have a heart.
06:49It's not a matter of fact, but what?
06:51The man told you that your dad was working on the right dad.
06:56I have a right dad.
06:59But the man told you that his dad was working at home.
07:02He was working at home and he was working at home.
07:06No, no, no.
07:07No, no.
07:08No, no, no.
07:09No, no, no.
07:10No, no, no.
07:10No, no, no.
07:11No, no, no.
07:17Hello.
07:20Hello.
07:21To je bio jedan gospodin čovjek.
07:23Ko?
07:26To je ovaj isti izgled.
07:30To je tata, što ti zna tatu?
07:32Kako ti čudci, gospodine?
07:36Kako šta?
07:37Zna on šta.
07:39Kako ti čudski čovjek čovjek?
07:40Zna on šta.
07:42Pa si čukaj ti rekao da ti tata je bio finni gospodin.
07:44Znam ja ko je taj čovjek.
07:48Halo.
07:49Ljudi ti hvali tatu da je tata bio gospodin.
07:52Pusti ti to.
07:53A ti si kretena.
07:53Ima jajan u glavi.
07:56Tako.
07:56Slamu.
07:57Halo.
07:58Halo.
07:59Bolje slamu neko...
08:01Dobro.
08:03Halo.
08:05Halo.
08:06Halo.
08:07Halo.
08:08Halo.
08:09Halo.
08:20Hvala.
08:23Hvala.
08:25Hvala.
08:38Hvala.
08:48Hvala.
08:50Hvala.
08:53Hvala.
08:55Hvala.
09:02Hvala.
09:03Hvala.
09:04Hvala.
09:06Hvala.
09:07Hvala.
09:08Hvala.
09:11Hvala.
09:12Hvala.
09:13Hvala.
09:15Hvala.
09:16Hvala.
09:16Hvala.
09:17Hvala.
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