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00:13My name is Blake Freeman and I have spent
00:15the last two years helping my friend Leroy
00:18learn everything about aliens,
00:20psychics and all things paranormal.
00:22Voodoo is magical.
00:23So is Disney World.
00:25During our journey we met many people that claimed that they
00:27had powers that could save the earth
00:29from the impending apocalypse.
00:31It'll be like water world on land.
00:32But I'm actually going to be reading your fecal matter.
00:35Listen, this is, come on,
00:37we're getting to the bottom of it.
00:38Like this alien hybrid, Don Ray Walton.
00:41Half man, half alien, half angel.
00:43That's a buck and a half.
00:44I'm not quite sure you can do that.
00:46And then there's prophet Yahweh.
00:47He can call a UFO down anytime he wants.
00:51I'm asking you to send a sighting.
00:53Send a sighting on Yahweh.
00:57I'm going to label this a no-show.
00:59No, seriously, anytime he wants.
01:01I want another chance, Blake.
01:03I'm going to call it a no-show.
01:04It'll be labeled maybe a no-show.
01:07Even a no-show is a form of communication with me.
01:11You know, so it basically says,
01:14I'm not coming today.
01:16And together we will attempt to save the world
01:18if they don't kill each other first.
01:20Hey man, good luck.
01:21I hate your ass.
01:23You know you're the stupidest mother on this planet, man.
01:26Now sleep way down.
01:28Squeeze out what you don't need.
01:30All right, Keith.
01:32They left your mouth at one point.
01:36Heir of air.
01:39Earth of wrath.
01:43Fire of fury.
01:46Water of wonder.
01:48Love of love.
01:51What?
02:06I don't want to kill you.
02:08And I don't hate you.
02:09Well, I hate you.
02:11Well, who's the lesser of the two evils?
02:14You are.
02:15Right.
02:22I don't want to kill you.
02:24I don't want to kill you.
02:26I don't want to kill you.
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