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00:14Isn't it funny how a knock at your door
00:16can change your life forever
00:19Unfortunately
00:19that knock had me wearing a pink tutu
00:21and running from neo-nazi skinheads
00:23So that's me, Blake
00:25and this is the old man that got me here
00:28Leroy
00:29Meet Leroy, he's a true believer
00:32So you really honestly
00:34deep in your heart
00:35believe that you have to spend money
00:37to save yourself from alien abduction
00:40Yeah, in a certain extent
00:42Meet Blake
00:44He's not
00:47Aliens, psychics and ghosts?
00:48I'm gonna take this guy across the country
00:50and prove to him that this stuff is not real
00:52Alright, are you guys excited to be here at the UFO Festival?
00:56Got on my spaceship this morning
00:58and had my latte
00:59and I'm here
01:00So we're ready to work it
01:01For instance, anal probing
01:03If the aliens are so advanced
01:05once they've been up one ass
01:06all the asses are probably gonna look the same
01:10If they're so far advanced
01:12You would have
01:13We do
01:16There's something going on there
01:18Why do I have two ears?
01:20Two noses, man
01:21You got one nose, brother
01:23So your mother was raped by aliens?
01:25Not raped, artificially inseminated
01:27The same way Jesus was playing
01:29Well, I had to put
01:30Jesus wasn't an artificial
01:32Wait a minute
01:34Boom!
01:35Ha ha ha!
01:36Push that life alert button around your neck
01:38No way humans could have done this in the middle of the night
01:40That's what I thought
01:41That's what I used to think
01:41So the radiation did that?
01:43Yeah
01:44Yes, I believe it did
01:45I'm certain
01:46This is the real deal
01:47Okay, we're approaching the target area right now
01:49This is the best part
01:50What do you think he's thinking right about now?
01:53I don't know
01:53I think he'd be pretty surprised
01:55At the very least
01:56I don't think surprised is his reaction
02:00Son of a bitch!
02:03He won!
02:05He's shot inside!
02:15I'm in jewel
02:17You're in jewel?
02:18I'm half man, half alien, half angel
02:20That's a buck and a half
02:22I'm not quite sure you can do that
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