00:00Hey honey, how's ninth grade, you having fun, you need advice about boys, you're a smart, strong young girl, so
00:07screw boys.
00:09So we're clear, I'm not saying screw boys like go do that.
00:13What's happening right now?
00:15I'm single parenting.
00:18I know I haven't been around much for dinner, so I promise you I will be home tonight and I'm
00:23going to make you the best dinner to celebrate our new life full of love and patience.
00:30And calm down, you maniac, I'm parenting!
00:33Good ones can do it and open the door at the same time.
00:37Is it still Monday? Because I've been out here since Monday.
00:41I just came to say hello.
00:43You have so much on your plate. A teenage daughter, a terrible new boss.
00:48Oh, it's like sitting on a pile of baby seals.
00:51This whole thing could be a disaster.
00:54Sometimes you're negative.
00:58Ellie's up in her room mad at me.
01:00Kids are tough. You were a pain in the ass.
01:05Thank you.
01:06A real pain in the ass.
01:07Got it.
01:08Just horrible.
01:10Fish have it right, just drop them and go.
01:14You are a genius at picking products.
01:16No.
01:16You're also an excellent manager.
01:18Well.
01:19You set an example for everyone.
01:20Yeah.
01:20So you can never leave early.
01:24I'm sorry.
01:26Ha! I have outwitted you.
01:28It's just my daughter, Ellie.
01:29Her mom and I divorced right after she was born.
01:32Long story, she wasn't a gay man.
01:33Anyway, Ellie just moved in with me and I promised I'd make her favorite chicken parmesan.
01:38Oh, chicken parmesan?
01:40Why didn't you say so? That changes everything.
01:42Really?
01:43No, why would it?
01:45Be bold.
01:47Sneak out the bathroom window and run like him.
01:48I'm not going to sneak out the bathroom window.
02:00I dropped your chicken.
02:02Thank you.
02:09Ah!
02:10Ah!
02:14I could use some help!
02:15Why are you wearing tables on your legs?
02:19Why does your boss want to see you now?
02:21I snuck out to get home and I cracked his windshield with a chicken.
02:27I just don't want to blow it.
02:28She's a good girl.
02:29She deserves a good dad.
02:31Hey, she has the best dad.
02:34I'm here to back you up.
02:36What's this, a daughter?
02:38Please, continue to stay on.
02:40Who are you to make me choose between my job and my daughter?
02:44Your boss.
02:45That is a truth.
02:47But this girl is the most important thing in my life.
02:51Hmm.
02:52Clever bringing the girl.
02:58Yay!
02:58If you're gay, then how did you and mom have sex?
03:04What was that?
03:08Don't be late, all right?
03:09We're having our special dinner tonight to bond as a family.
03:12Oh, can I come?
03:13Oh, God, no.
03:15Oh, God.
03:16Oh, God, no.
03:18Oh, God.
03:21Oh, God.
03:22Oh, God.
03:22Oh, God.
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