00:03la mia mamma ha detto che è difficile da una figlia dopo una certa age
00:07chi needs a un figlio?
00:09ma come by the pig quando all you need is a little sausage?
00:14i'm thinking of taking up a new hobby
00:19hot flashes
00:20mood swings
00:20frequent urination
00:22i'm not supposed to be going through this for a few more years
00:25honey you don't know the half bit
00:26you aren't exactly leading ladies anymore
00:31the school's putting on a charity basketball event
00:34i think i want to put the old team back together
00:37my basketball days are over
00:38i'm sorry
00:39thanks but no thanks
00:40absolutely not
00:41i'm not seeing people here behind the times
00:43but some are still trying to adjust to bill cosby being a doctor
00:47just let me get this straight
00:49you want us to play against the state champs
00:51who are 30 years younger than us
00:53we can make 15 grand
00:56you want me coach basketball
00:58why exactly did you choose me?
01:00i chose you because you're a little person and a felon
01:03and i chose you because i didn't think anybody else would do it
01:05you had me a felon
01:07mama wants to win
01:08mama might have to get her hands a little dirty
01:11nice hands
01:13thank you
01:27those girls
01:28they're younger
01:28and they are faster
01:30what do you all have that they don't?
01:32lazy husband
01:33cynical attitude
01:33higher tolerance for alcohol
01:35non-existent gag reflex
01:41looks like someone remembers how to handle a ball
01:43honey i always remember how to handle balls
01:45aney news
01:51you
01:51you
01:52you
01:54you
01:54you
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