00:00There she is!
00:02The best ride in the world!
00:05I guess I can't. I'm sorry. I guess I need to go back.
00:10If you truly love someone, elope.
00:12Trust me, I've been shooting these for over ten years.
00:15Weddings are supposed to be about true love and commitment,
00:17but come on, that's garbage.
00:19ABR, baby. Always be rolling.
00:22Your job is to get everything.
00:24Hey, what are you looking at me for?
00:26Get over there! Go!
00:27Do you want the other wedding room?
00:30I want the world to know that I'm your husband.
00:33Weddings make people go insane,
00:35but I always edit out the crazy.
00:37That is until...
00:39I met these two.
00:41Grab the kids! Grab the presents!
00:43Alright guys, thank you!
00:45You wanted to get married!
00:47I don't know, I said normal people do.
00:49I don't know, I didn't ever really want it.
00:51You may kiss the bride.
00:58There are so many guys here and I need to have sex with some.
01:00How old are you? I can stick with you.
01:02I always think that a woman is like a nice bit of property.
01:08What is it that you love most about Alison?
01:10I like your moves, buddy, but now's not your time.
01:12I want to make love for your wedding!
01:15I love you!
01:17I love you!
01:17I love you!
01:18Please!
01:20Now what you're about to see is a different kind of wedding video.
01:24That's our film.
01:26Is that better?
01:27Raw.
01:28Unfettered.
01:29It is quite simply...
01:31my masterwork.
01:34No speech.
01:35Heck, I want one.
01:36Yeah, I want one too.
01:37Let's relax.
01:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:10Aaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:13Tch, tch!
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