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00:03Hi George, it's me. I, um, got a bit of a cold. Actually, it could be flu. Either way, I
00:15feel dog rough, so I won't be in today.
00:22I hate to let you down, but... Yeah, sorry.
00:59I'll be right back.
01:19All right, Lucian, I was thinking, do you fancy watching a film tonight?
01:23I mean, nothing too taxing, maybe like a rom-com or something?
01:26Yeah, sounds good.
01:27Oh, great.
01:28Right, I'll bring some ice cream over from speed dial and I'll get popcorn.
01:32Oh, feet up, bras off, pyjamas on.
01:35It's a date.
01:36Hey, listen, actually, I wanted to ask you a quick question.
01:39Yeah?
01:40It's about our Sam.
01:42Right.
01:43You know, with him being ill and everything, well, I don't think it's just exam pressure.
01:47I think there could be something else.
01:50Maybe.
01:52To be honest, I see teenage boys every day and I don't have a clue what goes on in their
01:57heads.
01:58Well, yeah.
02:00Trying to get him to open up is like banging your head against a brick wall.
02:04He'll come and talk to you if he needs to.
02:07Trust me.
02:08Yeah, yeah, you're right, I suppose.
02:09Right, I'll see you later.
02:12Good girl.
02:14You look gorgeous.
02:16I don't look gorgeous.
02:18You don't.
02:19But that's funeral.
02:21I know.
02:22I just meant your suit looks lovely.
02:25Do you not think it needs cleaning?
02:27No.
02:28No.
02:28No.
02:29Yeah, it does.
02:30Ken?
02:31The dry cleaners on Inkerman Street are rather good.
02:35Well, it's not till Thursday, so I've got time.
02:37Okay.
02:38And if you can't find your time, help yourself to one from my wardrobe.
02:42Oh, thanks, Ken.
02:43Do you fancy a broom?
02:45Oh, yes, please.
02:47Here she is, the dirty stop-out.
02:50What time did you roll in?
02:52It wasn't that late.
02:53Yeah, it was.
02:54It was.
02:56Didn't disturb you, did I?
02:58Not at all.
02:59So, come on.
03:01What?
03:01Come on.
03:02Give us all the juicy details.
03:04There's nothing to say.
03:06Oh, Amy.
03:07I brought you up better than that.
03:10Okay.
03:12Well, as far as first dates go, it was...
03:18Yeah.
03:20Right, well, I'll stick the kettle on then.
03:27How come you've been lumbered with him?
03:30Well, I could leave him at home, but I don't really want him all alone at home and it's good
03:35now.
03:37Oh, you should have more dogs in there, turn it into a dog cafe.
03:41Ooh, might give me PTSD, that. Used to work in a kennel.
03:44Did you?
03:44Yeah, in a past life.
03:46I died in the French Revolution.
03:51You know, I think some people might actually moan about having him in there, especially behind the counter.
03:55Oh, well.
03:56Let him moan.
03:57I don't care.
03:58Revolutionary's everywhere today.
04:00See ya.
04:03Oi!
04:05What do you think you're doing?
04:07What, Adam?
04:08That's what?
04:09Good boy.
04:11Come on.
04:12Jodie, there are gardens over there and you let him pee all over my car.
04:15Well, it's not exactly made of snow, is it? It won't melt.
04:18It's new.
04:19So?
04:20You keep letting him do his business all over the street. I never see you clean up after him.
04:24I'm sorry that the teeny weeny little dog did a piddle on your tyre. It's not caused any damage, has
04:28it?
04:29Right, come on. Shall we get you back inside? Come on then.
04:33A bit of water.
04:35It's the principal.
04:36Come on, let's not be late.
04:42Here you go.
04:45Ken was gonna lend me one of his, but...
04:47Well, I mean, I mean Dad's funeral's not a fashion shop, but you know.
04:51Ah, but you still wanna look the part and do him proud, though.
04:53Yeah, thanks, mate.
04:54No, no, it's alright. I can manage.
04:56Ah, Steve just popped round to borrow a tie for his dad's funeral.
04:59Oh, sorry.
05:00I... I...
05:00Oh, no, don't worry. It's fine.
05:02Listen, what's all this I hear about last night's date?
05:04You making moves on my daughter?
05:06Oh, no. No, no, I...
05:08It's all above board.
05:10Yeah.
05:11I've only played your leg.
05:12Oh.
05:13Listen, I don't know what you got up to.
05:14I do not wanna know.
05:15But whatever it is, you put a smile on her face, so you have my blessing.
05:18So, any plans for another date?
05:20Date?
05:21Ah, come on, you know what I mean.
05:22We're just enjoying spending time together, that's all.
05:24Okay.
05:25I am taking her to speed dial tonight, though.
05:28Woo!
05:32So, shall we, er...
05:33Bay matching suits?
05:35What, for the wedding? Yeah, probably.
05:41Is that hygienic?
05:43That is a he.
05:45And he's cleaner than most.
05:46Yeah, I know, but some people might not wanna have dog hair in the cappuccinos.
05:50Well, it wouldn't kill him, would it?
05:52No.
05:52But, like, I mean, isn't there a law against having dogs in cafes?
05:56He's my assistant's dog.
05:58Oh, okay.
06:00Do you have a lovely rest of your day now, won't you?
06:01Oh, well done, thank you.
06:09Yes, mate?
06:10Hey, hey, yo.
06:11How you doing, Cocker?
06:12Sound, yeah.
06:13Er, do you want anything?
06:15I take it you're not just coming for a social.
06:17Er, steak, pie, chips and gravy, please, love.
06:20Oh, all right.
06:22You're fine, mate.
06:23You're fine, mate.
06:24Sorry this morning.
06:26Oh, yeah, sorry I didn't stay to chat, Cocker.
06:28I, um, was a bit late for a job.
06:30You been sleeping in your van again?
06:31No.
06:32Talk to me.
06:34Look, he's, erm...
06:36Oh, it's me and Todd.
06:37Had a row.
06:39What, and it was that bad that you slept in your van?
06:41He's gone off his head about not having any money.
06:43Oh, come on, mate, don't fall out about money.
06:45You're supposed to be a team.
06:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:47We're Man United.
06:50Well, erm, we'll get back on track.
06:53Hopefully.
07:02Hi.
07:07Hi.
07:09I didn't know you were on tonight.
07:10No, I'm not.
07:11I'm just trying to, er...
07:12Oh.
07:13I'm here.
07:22Well, I'd best jump in the shower.
07:25Yeah.
07:27Olly.
07:28Hm?
07:29Well, I just wanted to say sorry for last night.
07:33Oh, it's fine.
07:34No, it's not.
07:34I didn't, I didn't mean to chuck beer all over Amy.
07:37It was an accident, honest.
07:38It's forgotten.
07:40Cheers.
07:45Oi.
07:46Come here.
07:48Now.
07:52Great.
07:52What have we done now?
07:53Nothing.
07:55Listen.
07:56That boy wants you.
07:59No, we don't.
08:00Yes, he does.
08:02And all you need to do is to remind him what he's missing.
08:06He's getting ready to go to speed, darling.
08:11I'll mind Frankie.
08:13You go and get dressed up.
08:16Sensationally drop dead dressed up.
08:18You show him.
08:21Right.
08:22And I thought you didn't like the idea of us together.
08:25I was wrong.
08:26There was a lot going on.
08:28Now go and get ready.
08:31I don't know.
08:33I've been stung too many times by fellas.
08:36I can vouch for Ali.
08:38He won't do you wrong.
08:40Now go.
08:48We don't get mad busy till later.
08:51After I take over?
08:52Yeah, sorry.
08:53Oh, I'll get my own back.
08:55Thankfully it's sundown now so I can eat.
08:57Um, should we take table seven?
08:59Yeah, yeah, cool.
09:01After you.
09:02So whose idea was it to have back-to-back meetings all day?
09:05Yours.
09:06I thought you booked the last two.
09:07What?
09:08You're dragging me under your bus.
09:10Hey, this is a joint enterprise, remember?
09:12So I've just heard back from Jenna Mackey.
09:16Fabian's star client, Jenna Mackey.
09:18Oh, how many Jenna Mackeys do you know?
09:20Fifteen.
09:21Well, this particular Jenna Mackey is considering severing ties with Fabian,
09:25so I put a little feeler out and she's considering it.
09:28Nice.
09:29You know, it's shaping up to be a pretty good year.
09:31Dutch would.
09:32Best since I've had the office.
09:35So how would you feel about getting away for a little bit?
09:37On holiday?
09:38Yeah, somewhere hot, by the sea.
09:41Well, can we afford to?
09:43Time-wise, I mean.
09:44We don't want to spend all our lives working in our office, do we?
09:47I suppose not.
09:48There's no point only resting when we're dead.
09:50Hope that's not Mackey changing our mind, is it?
09:53No, no.
09:54It's nothing.
09:56Holiday, yeah.
09:57Let's start planning.
09:59Right, can I get you some drinks?
10:00Er, yeah, one orange, one lemonade, please.
10:02Great.
10:25I'm a teaching assistant and I work at a primary school in Manchester.
10:30Wonderful.
10:31That's a goody dog here, with you.
10:34Hey, boy.
10:35I don't go that bad, Jack.
10:37Ha, ha, ha.
10:38Aaaaaah!
10:42I'm ready.
10:43Great, man.
10:45Go on!
11:01I just... it wouldn't work.
11:04I couldn't get it to work.
11:07I lost it.
11:10I just spent all day cleaning this up and then...
11:13I just wanted something to eat.
11:16It's all right.
11:17It's all right.
11:22Look, I know you're not...
11:24Yeah.
11:26Theo told me.
11:28You've seen him?
11:29Oh, yeah, he gave me his key, asked me to get some stuff.
11:32How is he?
11:34I... I'm trying to get hold of him, but he won't answer my message.
11:36Yeah, he's... he's not great either.
11:39He didn't come home at all last night.
11:42Well, he slept in his van.
11:49How's it come to this?
11:52How have we...
11:53I, me, how have I...
11:59Do you think there's any chance that we can get this sorted?
12:01That me and him could be okay again?
12:06Well, if you both actually want it...
12:10Then, yeah.
12:14No way.
12:15So, right, so, worst dates then.
12:17Go on.
12:18Worst dates?
12:18Um, I've had a few.
12:20Can I get you anything else?
12:22My husband?
12:23Well, he's not stood you up, has he?
12:25He said he's got an emergency repair, apparently.
12:27Oh, well, I'm sure he'll turn up soon.
12:29Yeah, hopefully.
12:32Yeah, so I'm waiting for her outside this burger bar in Hull.
12:38And meanwhile, she's inside filming me with all her mates.
12:41No.
12:42Yeah, it's cruel, I'll tell you.
12:43Well, sounds like you dodged a bullet.
12:45Totally.
12:46Hey, what are you off to?
12:48Town.
12:48Oh, I have a bone.
12:50Cheers.
12:52Oh, he's there.
12:53Yeah, I know he's there.
12:55Will you be flaming Bal up?
12:56Aw, you two look gorgeous.
12:58A table for two, is it?
13:00Well, er...
13:01Yeah, why not?
13:02Okay, well, you know what?
13:04Sit where you're like, actually.
13:05Wazim will be over to take your order,
13:06but I have actually done my shift for today,
13:07so I am going.
13:08Enjoy.
13:09Well, I...
13:11They are not on a date.
13:12Please tell me they are not on a date.
13:15Bess.
13:16I'm not ready.
13:17Right, okay, then.
13:19Let's go.
13:19Hang on, you can't just leave.
13:21If we leave, you'll know it's because of her.
13:25Then we are going to stay for a drink.
13:28Give us a menu.
13:29She keeps staring at us.
13:33Oh, okay.
13:35Sorry, it's just I've never seen her.
13:37Both of them, dressed up.
13:39Right.
13:41Psst.
13:42Is he still looking?
13:45Yep, he is looking at you.
13:48You know what, this is stupid.
13:49We're going in to take off.
13:50Right, okay.
13:51Okay, Lou first.
13:52You look cool.
13:53Don't lie, I always look cool.
13:54Yeah, you do.
13:56Cool.
13:58Because I don't want to die.
13:59Cool.
14:03So.
14:13Right.
14:14You go, though.
14:18I've got some stuff to do.
14:20Oh, yeah?
14:20Okay.
14:21See you in a bit.
14:32What's my car?
14:33What's so funny?
14:34I think the poo fairy's made at their home.
14:46I don't want to see or speak to you.
14:49Leave me alone.
14:57Yeah, yeah, hang on.
15:02Hello?
15:04Leanne?
15:07No, she's not back yet.
15:09Will, are you still there?
15:12Oh.
15:14I thought I lost you.
15:16Are you...
15:18still alone?
15:22Good.
15:24I've been thinking about you all day.
15:30Thinking about...
15:31us.
15:34Being alone.
15:35No one else there.
15:36In a field.
15:37Just the two of us.
15:40Oh, sorry.
15:41Sorry, I didn't hear you coming.
15:43Sorry, Daniel.
15:44Sorry.
15:44Sorry.
15:45No, no.
15:46It's...
15:46Well, I suppose it could have been worse, couldn't it?
15:48Yeah.
15:50Right, I'll just finish off getting ready
15:52and we'll stick that film on, yeah?
15:54Great, yeah.
16:04Ah.
16:06On the lash, are we?
16:07And there's me thinking you were babysitting Frankie.
16:10It's just the one glass
16:11and Susie is giving Frankie a makeover.
16:16It's nice having a wee lad running around the place, isn't it?
16:18Ah, don't go calling yourself that.
16:21Oh, ha, ha.
16:22It is lovely.
16:24It's taken me right back to you being his age.
16:28Although, to be honest,
16:29things weren't as easy then
16:31with you and your brother.
16:32And where's that?
16:34Ah, the Wanderer returns.
16:35Glenda's asking for you.
16:37She's rushed off her feet.
16:42I was surprised to see you back.
16:44What happened on the hot date?
16:46Ah, it turned tepid.
16:47Right.
16:48Yeah, there was a miscommunication between us
16:50and it kind of just fizzled out.
16:52Ah, well.
16:53Who knows?
16:54Maybe I could make amends.
16:56Or maybe you shouldn't be dancing to her tune.
17:00Girls like that have fellas like you
17:01under their thumb.
17:03And you know,
17:05she strikes me as the sort of girl
17:07that you could be chasing around forever
17:08but she'd never be happy.
17:11Unlike Lauren, for example,
17:13who is wonderful.
17:16You have her phone number, don't you?
17:18Lauren?
17:19Yeah.
17:20Well...
17:20You wouldn't ever text her for me, would you?
17:22Tell her that all's well with Frankie.
17:24He's a little star.
17:25What's with all the love for Lauren all of a sudden?
17:28I was wrong about her.
17:30I had my wires all crossed.
17:33And you know,
17:33when you consider
17:34all that that poor girl has been through,
17:38it's amazing
17:39she's turned out so well.
17:42Where's the scissors?
17:44Scissors?
17:45Yeah, Frankie could do with a good trick.
17:47Ah, no.
17:47No, no, no.
17:48No, not too short.
17:49Just so he can see his eye make-up.
17:51No!
17:53Susie, no.
17:54Now,
17:54I need you to give me those scissors.
17:57Susie!
17:58Lucas!
18:01Who is it?
18:03I'll text Theo.
18:04It's all right.
18:12You all right?
18:14I'll leave you to it.
18:15Thanks, brother.
18:17Look after each other, yeah?
18:25Do you want a drink or anything?
18:31Gary said you want to talk.
18:33Yeah, maybe we should sit down.
18:36All right, yeah.
18:38Thanks.
18:40Okay?
18:43I just...
18:44I don't know.
18:47I'm sorry
18:49for...
18:50everything that's gone on.
18:52Are you?
18:54Yes.
18:57But...
18:58Are you...
18:59not sorry?
19:00Yeah.
19:03Okay, look, well...
19:05I don't know what else to say, all right?
19:07We can't just keep going on like this, like...
19:10fighting, forgiving,
19:12patching things up,
19:12and then it all just
19:13kicks off all over again.
19:15Going round and round and round.
19:17No, I know.
19:17I know you're right.
19:19Us.
19:20It's not right.
19:22We should knock it on the head.
19:24Knock it on the head?
19:25Yeah, finish it.
19:27Yeah, finish it, whatever.
19:30Oh, come on.
19:30We both know it's over.
19:34Every nice moment we've had...
19:38has been ruined with the fight.
19:41Hasn't it?
19:43Christmas, our engagement,
19:45Debbie's wedding,
19:46my birthday.
19:50I'm not happy.
19:53And you're not happy.
19:55And all anybody wants is to be happy, isn't it?
19:59Yeah.
20:02Do you want to say anything?
20:05I don't...
20:06know...
20:07what you want me to say.
20:13Well, look, you'll be fine.
20:15You'll get over me.
20:18I was...
20:20You will.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:29I'm sorry for everything.
20:46Goodbye, Totoza.
20:48Goodbye, Totoza.
21:07Goodbye, Totoza.
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