00:09Noi lo prende dietro a la sua pella, e la fila di Tooth Fairy will leave you a penny!
00:15Ah!
00:16Non c'è no Tooth Fairy, idiota!
00:18Ora clean up that horse shit!
00:20Welcome everybody to the wild, wild west!
00:22The American frontier in 1882 is a terrible place in time.
00:26Oh hey, look, it's the ice!
00:28Why is it so big?
00:29So, it doesn't melt.
00:30It's actually really interesting how they do it.
00:34That went south so fast!
00:40There are a million ways to die in the West.
00:43Outlaws, hungry animals, diseases.
00:45You know cholera?
00:46The black shit.
00:47The black shit.
00:48Ouch!
00:49That came out of my penis!
00:51I would like to welcome a new member to our community.
00:55Welcome to our awesome town.
00:57What's with this fair?
00:58Every year, people die.
00:59Really?
01:00Everybody hold still.
01:03Hold still!
01:06People die at the fair.
01:07People die at the fair.
01:10Somebody in this town is going to die.
01:12My God, somebody's going to get fucked up.
01:15Please don't shoot us on sex night.
01:17You beat this guy out of gunfight, you're going to be a real hero.
01:20I've never actually fired a gun before.
01:22I'm going to teach you how to shoot.
01:36This is my first vagina.
01:37You've never seen one?
01:38Yeah, I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
01:41Yeah?
01:43It's that right there, right?
01:45Oh yeah, it's this.
01:46It's like from here to here.
01:48Oh.
01:48But that's just the outside.
01:50There's these folds.
01:51Okay, I'm going to close the Bible now.
01:53I know you're here, Stark.
01:56Watch and learn.
02:07You really do have a death wish, don't you?
02:09Oh, wait, wait, wait.
02:10Look at this.
02:11Look at our shadows.
02:13We barely know each other, but hey, when it's right, it's right, huh?
02:15I'll give you a little tap on the hat when I'm good to go, okay?
02:17What the?
02:20A Million Ways to Die in the West.
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