00:00Well, this last year has been fun.
00:02You know, really fun.
00:05The loss hurt, but I did take this opportunity to reacquaint myself with an old friend of mine
00:13by the name of Selena Meyer.
00:18Oh, fuck me.
00:19Congressman Ryan, I want to let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative
00:26they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.
00:28We are going to make Buddy Calhoun the next governor of this dried coyote turd of a state.
00:33So saddle up those emphysema tanks, you inbred cousin fuckers.
00:37Mike, are you kidding me with this?
00:39It's the only sunscreen I could find here.
00:41You look like the world's least fucked geisha.
00:44Look at us, just like the good old days, except shittier in every conceivable way.
00:50I'm proud to be here for National Volunteer Week.
00:57I also do wallpaper.
01:01Just when you thought this refugee camp couldn't get any better, I got a surprise for you.
01:05What?
01:05You're surrounded by landlines.
01:07You're just like princes die.
01:09Okay, you know what?
01:10Why don't you just go ahead, though?
01:11What?
01:11That's, yep.
01:12Yeah, good idea.
01:13You go ahead.
01:13We'll be right behind you.
01:14Yeah.
01:16You know, you're using an awful lot of paint for down there.
01:19Maybe use it for up here and focus on this.
01:21Let's give the people what they want.
01:23Okay, that's really way out of line.
01:26Get your number, get your number, get your number, get your number, get your number, get your number, get your
01:31number, get your number, get your number, get your number, get your number, get your number.
01:31Grazie a tutti.
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