00:02Capa!
00:06Capa!
00:06Something really bad happened.
00:09She's dead.
00:10Capa!
00:13I'm gonna ask you just one more time.
00:15Please don't join a sorority.
00:16Look, I know girls can be vicious.
00:18Look, Dad, I'm gonna be fine, okay?
00:20Okay.
00:22I'm gonna rush Capa Capa out.
00:24Hey, why don't you join with me?
00:25Girl, I'm rather da.
00:28I'm gonna be honest, I hate sororities and I hate you.
00:34For years I've seen the damage your so-called sisterhoods have had on young girls.
00:39Good evening, idiot hookers.
00:42This year, Capa will be required to accept anyone who wants to become a Pledge.
00:49What fresh hell is this?
00:53I'd like to introduce you to Jennifer.
00:56Are you eating candle wax?
00:59You are not our typical Pledge class.
01:01You're about to get hazed harder than a suburban banquet hall during bat mitzvah season.
01:06I'm not gonna let you haze any of these girls.
01:08Okay, pissy spacec.
01:10Looks like you and I have a few differences we need to iron out.
01:13You can't join Capa Capa town.
01:15I joined that sorority to feel close to my mom.
01:17She died when I was really little.
01:18I think all these sororities are evil, but that house is truly dangerous.
01:23You gals are gonna stay here overnight while the Chanel's and I go get banana daiquiris at the White Stallion.
01:29Good night, ladies.
01:31What's happening?
01:37We can confirm that an incident occurred last night that may have injured one of our students.
01:44Somebody just mowed off a girl's head in our backyard.
01:47We're terrifying.
01:50A guy in a Red Devil costume attacked me!
01:56If there is a killer on this campus, I'm gonna make damn sure that everybody at Capa House is safe
02:02until that killer is brought to justice.
02:06Shut down while you got a knife in your throat!
02:10If hiring her was your idea, I'm suspicious that you're the one trying to kill us.
02:14What is all this stuff?
02:16This is where Capa keeps its darkest secrets.
02:21What am I supposed to be scared?
02:26Worst case scenario, that there is an actual serial killer on the loose.
02:34Enough!
02:36I choose to believe that we are sisters bound to protect one another and to protect the proud traditions of
02:41Capa House.
02:46If any of you die while protecting a sister, you're allowed to skip the rest of Hell Week.
02:55I'll see you next time, see you next week.
02:55In the classic series, there!
02:55We'll see you next week.
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