00:01Do we have a new student with us?
00:03She just moved here from Africa.
00:05Welcome!
00:07I'm from Michigan.
00:09Great.
00:09I'm 16.
00:10Until today, I was homeschooled.
00:12And then it was goodbye Africa.
00:14And hello high school.
00:15Hi, I'm Katie.
00:16I'm Janice.
00:17This is Damien.
00:18Watch out, new meat coming through!
00:19This map shows the school's central nervous system.
00:21The cafeteria.
00:22You got your cool Asians, burnouts, jocks,
00:25the greatest people you will ever meet,
00:27and the worst.
00:28So you've never been to a real school before?
00:30Shut up.
00:31Shut up!
00:33I didn't say anything.
00:35Plastics.
00:36Who are the plastics?
00:37They're teen royalty.
00:39That's Karen Smith.
00:40She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
00:42I'm kind of psychic.
00:43Really?
00:44It's like I have ESPN or something.
00:46Gretchen Wieners.
00:47She has two Fendi purses and a Slava Lexus.
00:50An evil takes a human form in Regina George.
00:53She knows everything about everyone.
00:55That's why her hair is so big.
00:56It's full of secrets.
00:57We want to invite you to have lunch with us.
00:59Regina seems sweet.
01:01Get in, loser.
01:02We're going shopping.
01:04Your house is really nice.
01:06I know, right?
01:07Being with the plastics was like leaving the actual world.
01:11And entering girl world.
01:12Have you seen any guys that you think you're cute yet?
01:14There's this guy in my calculus class.
01:16His name's Aaron Samuels.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:18That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
01:20Ex-boyfriends are off-limits.
01:21I mean, that's just like the rules of feminism.
01:24Gretchen told me that you like Aaron Samuels.
01:26I could talk to him for you if you want.
01:28Really?
01:28You would do that?
01:29You're so hot.
01:32Why would she do that?
01:34She's a life ruiner.
01:35I knew how this would be settled in the animal world.
01:38But this was girl world.
01:39All the fighting had to be sneaky.
01:41I want to lose three pounds.
01:43They're these nutrition bars my mom used to lose weight.
01:45It won't close.
01:47It's a five.
01:47You could try Samuels.
01:48Uh-uh.
01:49Why are you eating a Kaltine bar?
01:50What?
01:51It makes you getting weight like crazy.
01:54Who does she think she is?
01:56I like invented her.
02:01I'm sorry I laughed at you.
02:04I'm sorry I called you fat.
02:06I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.
02:09But I can't help it that I'm popular.
02:13Walk it off.
02:14Walk it off.
02:15Okay.
02:17You know who's looking fine tonight?
02:19Seth Mosikowski.
02:21He's your cousin.
02:22What?
02:23He's a good kisser.
02:23The fucking machine.
02:24The charms and the reverend area.
02:24I ain't the've gone wrong.
02:24Never being that天 Py FBI.
02:24I don't know who and have any murders!
02:25I'm the ones here.
02:25So have a fait니ку naar you.
02:26Yes.
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