00:01Happy birthday, Dad. Here's to many more. Cheers.
00:03Happy birthday, Ray.
00:04I'd like to say a few words.
00:06I've been on this earth for 80 years.
00:08After a lot of thought, I would like to make an announcement.
00:12I'm going back to Oregon.
00:14I want to die.
00:15What?
00:16Jeez, Dad, stop it.
00:17It's my birthday, honey. I can say what I want.
00:20Go on. Honey, would you pass the bread, please?
00:24I don't want to live here anymore.
00:26And you want us out of here as much as I want to go.
00:28Mom, help me here.
00:30Sounds like he's got it all worked out.
00:31I'm not having some stranger drive him.
00:33Who else do you have in mind?
00:36Don't even think about it.
00:38No one forced you to take us.
00:40I'm not saying that you did.
00:41Well, it sounds like you are.
00:42This is so much more pleasant than traveling with a stranger.
00:47We're going to drive west for another day.
00:49They're going to run out of steam.
00:50Let's not have your dad back by the end of the weekend.
00:52You have a bathroom.
00:52It's for customers only.
00:54We have a $10 minimum.
00:55That was my father-in-law.
00:56Mm-hmm.
00:57I'm driving him to Oregon so that he can kill himself.
01:01We good here?
01:04Have you ever considered Viagra?
01:06You ever considered Viagra?
01:08You talk to me when your heart on strength to mashed potatoes.
01:11Honey, keep it down.
01:12Here's your mayo.
01:13We're here.
01:14Oh, Danny, you look great.
01:17Thank you, Mom.
01:18I'm really glad you're here.
01:19I don't think I could have talked about it to Simone.
01:21Turn them around right now or I'm flying out there and I'm taking over.
01:25This is not what I signed up for!
01:31Why could I just deal with one family catastrophe at a time?
01:38Why are you here?
01:39This is where I'm supposed to be.
01:43You all gave up on me a long time ago.
01:48We got the whole family together in Oregon.
01:50Where it all started.
01:52What now?
01:53We'll be right back.
01:56We'll be right back.
01:57We'll be right back.
01:59We'll be right back.
02:00We'll be right back.
02:00We'll be right back.
02:00We'll be right back.
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