00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:30Oh, come on. Bartender me.
00:32Ask me rough day while you rub the same spot over and over.
00:37Do you ever shut up?
00:39I know. I'm a chatty catty.
00:40But what are you going to do?
00:41Sell my mouth shut?
00:44Don't answer that.
00:46You stay here, Deadpool.
00:48It's going to get ugly real fast.
00:51Ooh, was that a musical cue?
00:53Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Deadpool.
00:57In fact, it usually does.
01:00Cause you look like my balls under that hood, Deadpool.
01:03Just thinking of it kills my buzz.
01:06You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings.
01:08But damn it, I've always wanted to be in a musical.
01:10There's no man in town as reviled as you.
01:13And hell, they all wish you would die.
01:16Even though you've proven quite tricky to kill.
01:22Everyone's going to try.
01:29No one's slick as Deadpool.
01:31No one's quick as Deadpool.
01:33No one punches you right in the dick like Deadpool.
01:36For there's no man in town half as...
01:39Ooh, chimichanga.
01:40Perfect.
01:41Give up, man.
01:42It's gone.
01:43You can ask Anna Natty or Betsy.
01:46And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.
01:52Avengers.
01:53X-Men.
01:53Come on, say X-Force.
01:56Bugger off, Wade.
01:57So what's going on with this threesome anyway?
01:59Sexy, recon, super Charlie's Angels?
02:01Oh, I could be your Bosley.
02:03Watch your back, sugar.
02:05No.
02:07If I like Deadpool, shoot his gun like Deadpool.
02:11Heroes should not kill in town like Deadpool.
02:14My kill count is really intimidating.
02:18They killed that guy, that Deadpool.
02:21Off his balls, cut off his mouth.
02:24Hey, sexy friends, won't you please help me out?
02:30First one.
02:32Will Deadpool get to win the Deadpool?
02:35If Spider-Man were here, that'd be really cool.
02:38You're lucky I was passing through here.
02:41Yay!
02:41Your tights do great things for your arse.
02:45Pay your nose lounge in that way either.
02:48Thanks, voice.
02:49But every last inch of me's covered in scars.
02:54Ah, shit.
02:55Motherfucker.
02:59No one flips like Deadpool, changes clips like Deadpool.
03:04No one deals katanas and rips like Deadpool.
03:07I'm especially good at decapitating.
03:11Let's roll for Deadpool.
03:15When I was a boy, I humped this unicorn every morning to help me get off.
03:21But lately I'm thinking I might hump a Hulk.
03:24Tell me, what is that like roaming off?
03:31No one who jokes like Deadpool or promotes like Deadpool.
03:36No one else has an either who's drunk like Deadpool.
03:39You guys want a spoon and watch Conan later.
03:43No!
03:43No!
03:44My one of the guys at me!
03:54Hey, who's gonna help clean this shit up?
03:57Perfect!
03:58Ah, fucking perfect!
04:01Perfect!
04:07Grazie a tutti.
04:44Grazie a tutti.
05:24Grazie a tutti.
05:27Grazie a tutti.
05:28Grazie a tutti.
05:31Grazie a tutti.
05:38Grazie a tutti.
05:41Grazie a tutti.
05:43Grazie a tutti.
05:45Two in the pool, one in the stool.
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