00:04Grazie a tutti.
00:30Jake Gyllenhaal has the most punchable face of all time.
00:34I'd like nothing more than to sock him in his ugly, soft, starry-eyed pug face.
00:41Elizabeth Moss looks stunning.
00:44I think she can clean up well, despite my grandmother's harsh opinion that she's hideous.
00:51I bet the John Lithgow's ball sack looks exactly like his face.
00:59My face is not complimented, but my ball sack is.
01:04Deja Pell's head don't fit his body no more.
01:06He forgot to exercise that milk blood on his shoulders.
01:09That bitch tiny.
01:12All frowning old dudes are Jeffrey Tamper to me.
01:15That's just hurtful.
01:18Can Gwyneth Paltrow just stick to steaming her vagina and shut the f*** up for f***ing sake?
01:25Jennifer Aniston is what happens when a bag of flour gets its big break.
01:33Because it's like I'm a bag of flour.
01:35It's so funny.
01:37Jim Parsons looks like a ventriloquist dummy that came to life to become a sex offender.
01:43Oh, God.
01:46Jamie Lannister has a tiny f***.
01:49Pass it on.
01:52Kristen Bell seems like the kind of person I'd be thrilled to be paired up with for a school project,
01:57but then would never want to hang out with her otherwise.
02:01That's probably true.
02:03I bet Jennifer Lawrence gives really unenthusiastic s***s.
02:07How did they know?
02:10I'm going to submit Bob Odenkirk to ugly whites.
02:17Someone just told me I smiled like Michael Keaton,
02:19and I don't know if I should take one million selfies or put a gun in my mouth.
02:28I'd put a gun in your mouth.
02:30At Real Donald Trump writes,
02:33Just tried watching Saturday Night Live.
02:35Unwatchable.
02:36Totally biased.
02:38Not funny.
02:39And the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse.
02:42Sad.
02:44Is Kamel Nanjiani's d***ing multiple colors?
02:48Yes.
02:49Every shade of your mom's lipstick.
02:54And her butt hole.
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