00:00You know, of all the many relationships we as humans have, mother is probably the most complicated.
00:06I mean, we come out of them.
00:09That's weird, right?
00:10I mean, and so to honor the fascinating women who baked us, we invited famous people to read text messages
00:17from their mothers.
00:18These are real texts from real mothers, from real people you know and love.
00:22Enjoy.
00:26My dear Ani, I hope this doesn't wake you.
00:30I just want you to know how proud your father and I are of you.
00:33As you know, know, we truly believe you are the greatest actress of your generation.
00:39We do someday hope you transition into dramatic work.
00:44I also woke up because I'm worried you're not wearing enough sunscreen and taking the B12 I got you from
00:49a Costco.
00:50I hope this doesn't wake you.
00:52Please give Alice and Janney our love and congratulations.
00:56No one deserves the Oscar more than her.
01:003.34 a.m.
01:02I simply can't believe Trump went through all this to keep Stormy Daniels quiet.
01:07He must have a very small peanut.
01:11Peanuts.
01:13Penis.
01:14Sorry.
01:15I hate this phone.
01:17So every year I'll send my mom a Christmas ornament to put on a Christmas tree and this most recent
01:22one, she got it, took a picture of it on the tree, and this is what she wrote.
01:26Thank you, Jack.
01:27Hope you live long enough to see it in person.
01:32Simon Hellberg, holy s***, brilliant work in Florence Foster Jenkins.
01:38Is it okay for a grandma to lust?
01:42Sure.
01:43Just, you truly do not need to text me about it.
01:49So, Kenan Daquan Ray, mother f***ing Jackson, I want this 100k car for my 50th.
01:56I'm your mom.
01:58Kenan Daquan Ray, mother f***ing Jackson.
02:00I want that car.
02:05Man, you keep f***ing up, because you, like, you saying too much.
02:10Oh, okay.
02:11Okay.
02:12Hey, Kristen, I know that you know Jimmy Kimmel, and he's doing the Oscars, so tell him to give you
02:18all the winners so you can give me the winners and I can win at my Oscar party.
02:25Hey, son, our new friends are loving Arrested Development.
02:29We still don't get it.
02:31Happy Mother's Day.
02:33Oh, dear Patton, who am I kidding?
02:37My mom doesn't know how to text.
02:39She only calls me on a landline.
02:41I don't even have voice messages.
02:43This is just a series of emojis.
02:46It is a son, a dog, a fish, a crab, a boar, a crab, I think a cat, and then
02:59this number of ducks.
03:03And a B at the end, and ducks.
03:05And then one additional one with just all ducks.
03:12My mother texted me last week.
03:14Baby, you know what I want for Mother's Day?
03:17I say, what, Ma?
03:20She said, I want a room in Vegas.
03:23I was like, okay, I'll take care of it.
03:27Three days later, I just wake up to a text that says, get hotel.
03:32Working on it, Mama.
03:35Next day, tell me where it is.
03:39Mama, I'm waiting on approval.
03:41All right?
03:43So if anybody wants to go to Vegas and see my mother, she's staying in room 1337 at the Mandalay
03:49Bay Hotel.
03:50She'll be there Saturday night with her friend, Cassandra.
03:53Love you, Mama.
03:56Well, listen, you know what?
03:58Everyone's mom is crazy.
03:59I think that's a lesson we learned.
04:01Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
04:03I hope you enjoyed that video.
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