00:00Ciao a tutti.
00:05Come's it going?
00:07I like your suit.
00:10All right.
00:22Yeah.
00:24All right!
00:28I think there's a broken applause sign.
00:38I forgot to shut it off. I'm sorry.
00:40Yeah, either that or your glow is somehow setting it off on its own.
00:45It's really remarkable.
00:47Well, people are excited to have you here.
00:48Thank you for mentioning my glow.
00:49It's wonderful to have you here glowing amongst us and being with us.
00:53How have you been? How was your summer?
00:54I never know how to sit. Should I sit like this?
00:57Let me see how it looks on camera. Try out a few sits and we'll see.
01:03That's good. That's a polite way to sit. The worst is when...
01:06I've had this happen before. If you want to do one of these, it's nice too.
01:16Sometimes people will cross their legs, which I will admit makes me very uncomfortable.
01:21Too much calf.
01:21Yeah, it's... yeah.
01:23Nobody wants that much calf.
01:26You, uh, you... you know what? I was just talking to a couple in the front row of the audience.
01:30They're here in town for a destination wedding and they live in Boston.
01:34They're going down to San Diego. You were at a destination wedding.
01:37When was this destination wedding? Like a month ago?
01:40Yeah. Yeah.
01:41My mom got married.
01:42Yeah. In Italy, correct?
01:44Yes.
01:44Yes. And you were the ring bearer? Did you get a job in the... in the wedding?
01:49You did not have a job. Did you want a job in the wedding?
01:53I was just, uh, uh, trying to deal... so the... there... he's Roman.
01:58Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, really?
01:59And so I got to meet his... his, uh, his... all of his Roman family.
02:03Oh, wow.
02:03Amazing.
02:04Wow.
02:05And there was a lot of during the, um, the service, like these wonderful older Italian women
02:11just whispering to me about food.
02:13In what way?
02:15So at one point, this one woman said,
02:17There's a tortellini in the freezer.
02:22It's like a spy.
02:24Like food spies.
02:25Yeah, really.
02:26And then, uh, later on, almost towards the, uh, vows, another woman said,
02:32There's a smoked mozzarella in the fridge.
02:35Really?
02:36And then another woman went,
02:37It's from Naples.
02:40Did you ever get any of that smoked mozzarella? Or no?
02:43Yeah, it was like an angel crying on your tongue.
02:46Yeah. That's a...
02:47My grandmother was Italian, and she always had food on her person in some way.
02:52Like, we grew up in Las Vegas, and we'd go to the buffet, and she would load...
02:56She'd get rolls and make... just sit at the table and make sandwiches for the rest of the week.
03:01And then stick them all in her purse and smuggle this giant...
03:05Meanwhile, she'd pay like $1.99 for this buffet, and we'd have groceries for the month.
03:10It was really... it's a common thing.
03:12But you weren't... were you, uh, did they know you in Italy?
03:15Like, were you swarmed for photographs and that sort of thing?
03:18No.
03:18No, you were not. Interesting.
03:20One lady said that she'd seen me in a film, and then she said,
03:23Why you no say nothing?
03:28Why?
03:30Why you no say nothing?
03:33Did you have an answer for that?
03:35I just said nothing.
03:37Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.
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