00:07Left! Left! To your left! Straighten up! Straighten up!
00:12Relax, guys. I'll get it.
00:15Pilot sim. This is a flight simulator for actual pilots.
00:18Exactly. That's how I learned to fly.
00:22Well, then why are you playing with it?
00:24Uh, huh? I don't know. It's a challenge, I guess.
00:27Okay. Gonna land.
00:31Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:44Huh? Yeah!
00:50Good morning, girls.
00:53Hello, Maxine!
00:55I set up a fabulous contract for you, a concert in Paris.
00:59The City of Light.
01:01Yay!
01:02Your tickets have already been booked in Superclass, so have fun.
01:07And remember, stay out of trouble.
01:09You got it, Maxine!
01:12Hmm.
01:12Hey, uh, guys, why aren't we going to Paris by car or train?
01:21Seriously, Kylie?
01:22France is on the other side of the Atlantic.
01:24Hot air balloon?
01:28One, two, three.
01:30One, two, three.
01:30Hooray for K3.
01:31Turn the magic on, K3.
01:33Teenage pop stars going round the world.
01:37If you are ready for adventure.
01:41K, Kim and Kylie are your go-to girls.
01:44You've never seen such singers and dancers.
01:48One, two, three.
01:49Hooray for K3.
01:50Everybody come sing along with me.
01:54Turn the music on, K3.
01:59Piggy's on a plane!
02:05It's flight R12-404.
02:09Here!
02:10Mega discount, airlines!
02:21What if we go by boat?
02:24Submarine?
02:26Canoe?
02:27No!
02:28I can't!
02:29I'm too scared!
02:30Since when are you afraid of airplanes?
02:32Since the last spring summer collection.
02:34I was flying to New York for shopping.
02:36I was calm.
02:37Then suddenly, it was horrible!
02:39An explosion?
02:40Hijacking?
02:42Worse!
02:42Air turbulence!
02:51Since then, every time I'm in an airplane.
02:54My hands shake.
02:55My heart races.
02:56I turn bright red.
02:58It's bad.
02:59Wow.
03:00Okay, so that's why you play around with pilot, Sam?
03:03To overcome your trauma?
03:05Mm-hmm.
03:06It's okay.
03:07We're with you.
03:09R12-404 to ground control.
03:11Say, is it normal that the last engine inspection was back in 1987?
03:15Oh, Commander Baxter is our pilot.
03:18You see, he will be fine.
03:19Everything will be alright.
03:21I'll make sure of it.
03:25Hey, pal.
03:26You need a good co-pilot?
03:27Out!
03:28In the secret service.
03:30So secret, no one ever suspected it.
03:32Not even me, my friend.
03:34I learned how to use just two fingers to turn anyone into a sushi roll.
03:40You're quite persuasive.
03:43But look, don't touch this control stick.
03:49These seats are super normal for being in super class.
03:53Yeah, well, imagine the cheap seats.
03:59Well, well, you girls are going to Paris, too?
04:03Sadly.
04:04Well, I'm not afraid of anything.
04:07I'm shooting a TV series on bravery.
04:10And I'm going to Munich.
04:11Business trip.
04:13Munich?
04:13But the plane is going to Paris.
04:16Really?
04:17That's okay.
04:18I'll just go to the farm expo to show my latest invention.
04:20The Piggy Gusto.
04:23By giving pigs Piggy Gusto, their sausages come out pre-flavored,
04:27tasting like mustard or ketchup.
04:29Piggy Gusto?
04:30Wow.
04:32Humanity's really progressing now.
04:35Good morning.
04:36This is Commander Baxter.
04:37Welcome to flight R-12-404, destination Paris.
04:40Fasten your seat belts and sign your last will and testament.
04:46Just kidding, folks.
04:47There are no seat belts.
05:04We'll be down the train.
05:07Are we there yet?
05:09In three hours.
05:11Are we there yet?
05:12In three hours, minus ten seconds.
05:15Okay, here.
05:16Take a whiff of my Piggy Gusto.
05:22You know, it's just some parametophenol, some hydrochloric hexametaphosphate, and a pinch of...
05:28Today, for a small fee, we have egg salad sandwiches with cheese.
05:34Oh yeah, on low-cost airlines I have to be pilot and stewardess.
05:43And without a small fee?
05:45You go hungry.
05:46Are we there yet?
05:49In about three hours.
06:07Oh my gosh.
06:10Oh my gosh.
06:17Oh my gosh.
06:24Oh my gosh.
06:27Oh my gosh.
06:37The pilot and co-pilot have just been transformed into piggies.
06:43Into piggies?
06:44Oh my gosh.
06:45Oh my gosh.
06:55Oh my gosh.
07:27Oh my gosh.
07:32Oh my gosh.
07:35Oh my gosh.
07:35Oh my gosh.
07:35Oh my gosh.
07:36I can't.
07:38Just try it.
07:39I really have to sell my piggy gaston and become famous.
07:43I beg you.
07:44Why is the vial empty?
07:47Oh, look at that. I must have accidentally poured it out and caused a reaction.
07:53Don't just stand there! Go!
07:56Okay, what should I do? Maybe give them an aspirin? A bowl of broccoli soup? What?
08:21X is stuffing his face! John Peter is chewing on the carpet and the pilot is devouring the control panel!
08:27The control panel? That's super dangerous!
08:36Whoa! Listen, you pig! Head over that lever!
08:45Aww! You're just the cutest! I won't let you hurt this small, innocent pink creature! He's just too cute!
08:54That's true. Hitting pigs isn't cool. After all, they're human like you and me.
08:58If we act like pigs, then we're not any better.
09:06I'll get the lever back. And Kylie, you just go and relax, okay? If you want to overcome your fear,
09:12you have to relive it.
09:13Together! Wherever! Forever! And ever!
09:18It's the greatest ever summer show. Let's build a plane and let's aim at the horizon.
09:25All my bags are packed and good to go. Gone with the rain, I've got tickets to the sun.
09:32I've got a plan and maybe it's two friends, but I want to fill the world with music.
09:39Each time we land, everybody clap your hands. Don't you come along, we'll go...
09:46I... I... I'm not shaking anymore!
09:49Huh? Actually, you're still shaking. But it cancels out the reverse shake of the plane!
10:02Let's fly around the whole wide world.
10:06If the airlines catch you swinging. When free stewardesses come out singing.
10:13Forget who you are and what you do. If the airlines got a place for you.
10:20Ta-da!
10:21Ta-da!
10:22Ta-da!
10:43You can do it, Kylie!
10:50That's a good move!
10:53Ha-ha!
10:53Ha-ha!
10:54Ha-ha!
10:57Ha-ha!
11:06Ha-ha!
11:06Oh wow, Kylie, that was totally awesome!
11:09Ha-ha-ha!
11:19That's just amazing. The effects are temporary.
11:40Mmm.
