00:00This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack on my thumb.
00:04This old man, he played two, he played knick-knack on my shoe.
00:08With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give the dog a bone.
00:10This old man came...
00:12Awesome song, X.
00:13Yeah, we should put it on our set list.
00:16I love this old man. It's super cute.
00:19With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give the dog a bone.
00:24Good morning, girls.
00:26Good morning, Maddie.
00:27So, are you ready for the contest finals in Miami?
00:30Yeah! I bet we'll score the most popular girl band of all time!
00:34Hold on, Kylie. We still have to face off...
00:36Mixtape.
00:38That'll be a snap. However, our dear X had some medical tests done, and the results are troubling.
00:43He needs lots of rest, so he'll be spending a few days in a total ultra-relaxation spa.
00:48What are we gonna do without our bodyguards?
00:50We're gonna iron our clothes!
00:51And tuck us in before nighty-night!
00:55Hold on, I found the perfect replacement.
00:58He's waiting for you at the total ultra-relaxation spa.
01:02Come on, girls. Go for the win!
01:04And remember, stay out of trouble.
01:06You got it, Maxime!
01:10One, two, three. Hooray for K3!
01:13Turn the music on, K3!
01:15Three teenage pop stars going round the world.
01:19If you are ready for adventure.
01:22Hey, Kim and Kylie are your go-to girls.
01:26You've never seen such singers and dancers!
01:29One, two, three. Hooray for K3!
01:33Everybody come sing along with me!
01:36Turn the music on, K3!
01:41Bodyguards of Love!
01:50Welcome, ladies!
01:51Oh!
01:51Bob, why are you here? On vacation?
01:54Actually, I'm replacing your bodyguard.
01:57What do you say, girls?
01:59You like?
02:04I'm not leaving you with him.
02:05Mr. X?
02:10Pleased to meet you. I'm Miss Jasmine.
02:12I'll be your guide for this relaxing journey.
02:18No worries, Pops. They're in good hands.
02:23And now we will begin your tranquility treatment.
02:26Lie down, please.
02:32I will work on all those knots and tense muscles.
02:35There you go. Breathe.
02:39Mm-mm.
02:47Still upset, girls?
02:49Not sure why I'm way cooler than that old geezer.
02:53What's his name again?
02:54Y-W-P-
02:56So full of himself.
02:58R-The-
02:59X!
03:00You're right.
03:01This time there's no chance I'm falling for it.
03:04Me too.
03:04Like, who does he think he is?
03:06Plus, he's got the worst breath in the world.
03:08Who has the worst breath? X?
03:11Well, not everyone can have breath like mint.
03:14A perfume company wanted to bottle my breath to turn it into a deodorant.
03:18So how long do we have to put up with this?
03:21Ugh!
03:22You're right, girls. I'm going in.
03:25Oh.
03:37Look, Bob, we need to talk.
03:39Yes, Kylie, let's.
03:41You know, I think about you a lot.
03:46Oh no, Bob. Don't you start. I know you.
03:48I'm not the same guy you knew. I've changed.
03:52Thanks to you. Or I guess I should say, thanks to love.
03:59Oh, not again! You're wasting your time.
04:03As you wish. But you should know that I love you more than anything when my hand brushes your cheek.
04:09I feel like I'm flying so high my heart is like a bird.
04:13It's because of you.
04:19Love, love, love, love!
04:26So? You talk to him?
04:27He gets that there's nothing he can do?
04:29Yes, yes.
04:31That's more like it.
04:43Kylie! You fell for it again!
04:46That's not true!
04:46No, no, no! I just realized that Bob and I are made for each other. You can't possibly understand.
04:56There. That'll do the trick. But I really think we should realign and decompress your vertebrae.
05:03And now a little something to help you relax. I'll leave you be.
05:08Mom.
05:10Hmm.
05:11Hmm.
05:12Hmm.
05:16Hmm.
05:26Hey, you! Calm down! I've eliminated toxins from God! Way tougher than you, little man!
05:33Made for each other? I cannot believe Kylie is so naive!
05:36I would never fall for such lame, smooth-talking.
05:39I know! Plus, they're totally wrong for each other.
05:41Oh, and their little annoying wave?
05:44Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!
05:46Ridonculous!
05:46Ha ha ha ha!
05:47Ha ha ha!
05:49Ha ha ha!
05:49So he says,
05:50Okay, you're a taxi.
05:52Ha ha ha ha!
05:53Ha ha ha!
05:53Oh, you're awesome at telling funny stories!
05:56Ha ha ha!
05:57They want me to do a one-man show in New York.
06:00Oh?
06:00Oh!
06:01I so wanna go for a swim!
06:04Your wish is my command, princess.
06:08Mr. X.
06:11Mr. X.
06:13Mr. X.
06:13Oh, yeah!
06:14Ah!
06:15Oh!
06:17Oh, karma.
06:19Pain.
06:29It's so sad to see Kylie get played.
06:33I've had enough.
06:34I'm gonna talk to him.
06:37Bob, what's your deal with Kylie?
06:39Nothing.
06:40She's the clingy one.
06:41Yeah, right.
06:42No, Kim.
06:43I'm not the same guy you knew.
06:45I've changed.
06:46Stop playing games, okay?
06:47As you wish.
06:48But you should know that.
06:49I love you more than anything.
06:51While my hand brushes your cheek,
06:53I feel like I'm flying so high,
06:55my heart is like a bird.
06:56It's because of you, Kim.
06:58Oh!
06:59Wow!
07:01Daddy!
07:10Kim!
07:11I'll give you some friend time, please.
07:13Well then, friend.
07:14Let me remind you that Bob and I are together.
07:16Together?
07:17Yeah, since when?
07:19Finally, we're alone, Kate.
07:20You, me, and the horizon.
07:23Not counting Kylie, Kim.
07:25They mean nothing to me.
07:27No kidding.
07:29Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate.
07:30I love you more than anything.
07:32When my hand...
07:34I feel like I'm flying so high, my heart.
07:36It's because of you.
07:38Whoa.
07:39First, I'm not primping myself all the time.
07:42And second of all,
07:43it's not my fault that he likes sophisticated girls.
07:45Huh?
07:47Actually, I think he likes brainy ones.
07:49Oh, Bob.
07:49You are such a romantic.
07:52Uh, I gotta go scrape some flies off the windshield.
07:56So what?
07:57I turn my back and you steal my boyfriend?
07:59Sorry, girls, but it's me he likes.
08:01Got that?
08:02Love!
08:03Love!
08:04Love!
08:05Love!
08:11Enough sun, girls.
08:12The concert awaits.
08:13There is no concert!
08:15Kate Green is so over!
08:28Hello?
08:29K-3 split up mission accomplished.
08:32Yeah, I know.
08:55I've got to stretch the legs.
08:57I'll leave the radio on to lighten up the mood.
09:00And now an exclusive interview with Mixtape on their latest tune.
09:04It's Because Of You has been a great boost to your career.
09:08We wanted to make poetry.
09:10Listen to the beautiful words.
09:11I love you more than anything.
09:13When my hand brushes your cheek.
09:14When my hand brushes your cheek.
09:16I feel like I'm flying so high.
09:17I feel like I'm flying so high.
09:18My heart is like a bird.
09:19My heart is like a bird?
09:21It's because of you.
09:23It's because of you!
09:25I don't believe it, you guys.
09:27He completely played us again.
09:29Yeah, we almost split up.
09:31And with a mixtape song.
09:33Gross!
09:34Mixtape?
09:35Bob?
09:36The contest?
09:38He's working for them!
09:39We need to go find X!
09:41Together!
09:41Wherever!
09:43Forever!
09:44And ever!
09:50Hello!
09:51Ah!
09:52Hale hale ha le le!
09:54Hale hale ha le!
09:56Hale hale ha le le!
09:56Hale hale ha le le!
09:58Where has my angel gone?
10:00Hale hale ha le le!
10:02Hale hale ha le le!
10:04Hale ha le le!
10:04Hale hale ha le le!
10:06Where has my angel gone?
10:08I feel like I'm up in heaven.
10:10On cloud number 7.
10:12There's so many boys I can hardly kick out.
10:16Like my sweet little angel will keep me from danger.
10:20His strong silver wings lift me right off the ground
10:23Come help me, come help me
10:25Get ready for that lift off
10:27Come help me, come help me
10:29Fasten your seatbelt
10:31Come help me, come help me
10:33Look for my one and true love
10:35Come help me, come help me
10:36Where has my angels gone?
10:38Halle, halle, halle, leh
10:40Halle, halle, ha, leh, leh
10:42Halle, halle, halle, leh
10:44Where has my angels gone?
11:00Oh, you look like you need to relax.
11:06So, here we are in Miami Beach
11:09where the contest finals for the all-time most popular girl band will take place.
11:15Well, Mixtape, K3 turned down the invitation.
11:18You're looking like the favorites.
11:22Comments?
11:23We would have won anyway.
11:25It's just sad they're not here because we really love K3.
11:28Oh, don't worry. We're here.
11:31Oh, and we love you too.
11:33Oh, and, um, Bob says hello.
11:41K3, they're fabulous. They're amazing.
11:48K3 is the all-time most popular band.
11:51K3 is the all-time most popular band.
11:53K3 is the all-time most popular band.
11:56You
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