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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Hi, George. It's me.
00:34I, um...
00:35I've got a bit of a cold.
00:38Actually, it could be flu.
00:40Either way, I feel dog rough, so...
00:44I won't be in today.
00:48I hate to let you down, but...
00:51Yeah. Sorry.
01:25I hate to let you down.
01:32I hate to let you down.
01:46Hey, Lucien, how was thinking?
01:48Do you fancy watching a film tonight?
01:49I mean, nothing too taxing.
01:51Maybe like a rom-com or something else?
01:52Yeah, sounds good.
01:53Oh, great.
01:54Right, I'll bring some ice cream over from Speeddale.
01:57And I'll get popcorn.
01:58Oh, feet up.
01:59Bras off.
02:00Pyjamas on.
02:01It's a date.
02:02Hey, listen, actually, um...
02:04I wanted to ask you a quick question.
02:05Yeah?
02:06It's about our Sam.
02:08Right.
02:09You know, with him being ill and everything,
02:11well, I don't think it's just exam pressure.
02:13I think there could be something else.
02:16Maybe.
02:19To be honest, I see teenage boys every day and I don't have a clue what goes on in their
02:23heads.
02:24Well, yeah.
02:26Trying to get him to open up is like banging your head against a brick wall.
02:31He'll come and talk to you if he needs to.
02:33Trust me.
02:34Yeah, yeah, you're right, I suppose.
02:35Right, I'll see you later.
02:39Here we go.
02:40You look gorgeous.
02:42I don't look gorgeous.
02:44You don't.
02:45But that's funeral.
02:47I know.
02:49I just meant your suit looks lovely.
02:51Do you not think it needs cleaning?
02:53No.
02:55Yeah, it does.
02:56Ken, the dry cleaners on Inkelman Street are rather good.
03:01Well, it's not till Thursday, so I've got time.
03:04And if you can't find your tie, help yourself to one from my wardrobe.
03:08Oh, thanks, Ken.
03:10Do you fancy a broom?
03:11Oh, yes, please.
03:13Here she is, the dirty stop-out.
03:16What time did you roll in?
03:18It wasn't that late.
03:19Yeah, it was.
03:21It was.
03:22Didn't disturb you, did I?
03:24Not at all.
03:25So, come on.
03:27What?
03:28Come on, give us all the juicy details.
03:30There's nothing to say.
03:32Oh, Amy.
03:33I brought you up better than that.
03:36OK.
03:38Well, as far as first dates go, it was...
03:45Yeah.
03:46Right, well, I'll stick the kettle on then.
03:53How come you've been lumbered with him?
03:56Well, I could leave him at home, but I don't really want him all alone at home.
04:00And it's...
04:01No.
04:03Oh, you should have all dogs in there, turn it into a dog cafe.
04:07Ooh, might give me PTSD, that.
04:09Used to work in a kennel.
04:10Did you?
04:10Yeah, in a past life.
04:12I died in the French Revolution.
04:17You know, I think some people might actually moan about having him in there,
04:20especially behind the counter.
04:21Oh, well, let him moan.
04:23I don't care.
04:24Revolutionary's everywhere today.
04:26See ya.
04:29Oi!
04:31What do you think you're doing?
04:33What, Adam?
04:34That's what!
04:36Good boy.
04:37Come on.
04:38Jodie, there are gardens over there, and you let him pee all over my car.
04:41Well, it's not exactly made of snow, is it?
04:43It won't melt.
04:44It's new.
04:45So?
04:46You keep letting him do his business all over the street.
04:49I never see you clean up after him.
04:50I'm sorry that the teeny-weeny little dog did a piddle on your tyre.
04:53It's not caused any damage, has it?
04:55Come on, shall we get you back inside?
04:57Come on, then.
04:59Get my water.
05:01It's the principal.
05:02Come on.
05:03Lovely light.
05:08Hey, go.
05:11Ken was going to lend me one of his, but, well, I mean,
05:14now my dad's funeral's not a fashion shop, but, you know.
05:17Ah, but you still want to look the part and do him proud, though.
05:19Yeah, thanks, man.
05:20No, no, it's all right.
05:21I can manage.
05:22Steve just popped round to borrow a tie for his dad's funeral.
05:25Oh, sorry.
05:26I, I...
05:27Oh, no, don't worry.
05:27It's fine.
05:28Listen, what's all this?
05:29I hear about last night's date.
05:31You making moves on my daughter.
05:32Oh, no.
05:34No, no.
05:34I...
05:35It's all above board.
05:36Yeah.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I've had to pull in your leg.
05:38Oh.
05:39Listen, I don't know what you got up to.
05:40I do not want to know.
05:41But whatever it is, you put a smile on her face,
05:43so you have my blessing.
05:44So, any plans for another date?
05:46Date?
05:47Ah, come on, you know what I mean.
05:48We're just enjoying spending time together, that's all.
05:50Okay.
05:51I am taking her to speed dial tonight, though.
05:54Woo-hoo!
05:58So, shall we, er, buy matching suits?
06:01What, for the wedding?
06:02Yeah, probably.
06:07Is that hygienic?
06:10That is a he.
06:11And he's cleaner than most.
06:13Yeah, I know, but some people might not want to have dog hair in the cappuccinos.
06:16Well, it wouldn't kill him, would it?
06:18No, but, like, I mean, isn't there a law against having dogs in cafes?
06:22He's my assistant's dog.
06:24Oh, okay.
06:26Do you have a lovely rest of your day now, won't you?
06:28No, thank you.
06:36Yes, mate?
06:36Hey, hey, yo.
06:37How you doing, Cocker?
06:38Sound, yeah.
06:39Er, do you want anything?
06:41I take it you're not just coming for a social.
06:44Er, steak, pie, chips and gravy, please, love.
06:47Oh, right.
06:48What's the problem?
06:51Sorry this morning.
06:53Ah, yeah, sorry I didn't stay to chat, Cocker.
06:55I'm a bit late for a job.
06:56You been sleeping in your van again?
06:57No.
06:59Talk to me.
07:01Look, he's, um...
07:02Oh, it's me and Todd.
07:04We've had a row.
07:06What, and it was that bad that you slept in your van?
07:07He's going off his head a bit of not having any money.
07:09Oh, come on, mate, don't fall out about money.
07:12You're supposed to be a team.
07:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:13We're Man United.
07:16Well, then, we'll get back on track.
07:19Hopefully.
07:20Hopefully.
07:24Oh, great.
07:25It's all right.
07:26No, no.
07:31Hi.
07:33Hi.
07:35I didn't know you were on tonight.
07:37No, I'm not.
07:37I'm just trying to, er, oh.
07:39I'm here.
07:48Well, I'd best jump in the shower.
07:51Yeah.
07:53Ollie.
07:54Hmm?
07:56Well, I just wanted to say sorry for last night.
07:59Well, it's fine.
08:00No, it's not.
08:01I didn't mean to chuck beer all over Amy.
08:03It was an accident, honest.
08:04It's forgotten.
08:06Cheers.
08:11Oi.
08:12Come here.
08:14Now.
08:18Great, what have you done now?
08:19Nothing.
08:21Listen.
08:22That boy wants you.
08:26No, he doesn't.
08:26Yes, he does.
08:28And all you need to do is to remind him what he's missing.
08:32He's getting ready to go to speed, Dad.
08:37I'll mind Frankie.
08:39You go and get dressed up.
08:42Sensationally drop-dead dressed up.
08:45You show him.
08:47Right.
08:48And I thought you didn't like the idea of us together.
08:51I was wrong.
08:52There was a lot going on.
08:55Now, go and get ready.
08:58I don't know.
09:00I've been stung too many times by fellas.
09:02I can vouch for Ollie.
09:04He won't do you wrong.
09:06No, go.
09:15We don't get mad busy till later.
09:17After I take over?
09:18Yeah, sorry.
09:19I'll get my own back.
09:21Thankfully it's sundown now, so I can eat.
09:24Shall we take table seven?
09:25Yeah, yeah, cool.
09:27After you.
09:28So, whose idea was it to have back-to-back meetings all day?
09:31Yours.
09:32I thought you booked the last two.
09:34You're dragging me under your bus.
09:36Hey, this is a joint enterprise, remember?
09:39So, I've just heard back from Jenna Mackie.
09:42Fabian's star client, Jenna Mackie.
09:44Oh, how many Jenna Mackies do you know?
09:46Fifteen.
09:47Well, this particular Jenna Mackie is considering severing ties with Fabian, so I put a little
09:52feeler out and she's considering it.
09:54Nice.
09:55You know, it's shaping up to be a pretty good year.
09:58Touch wood.
09:58Best since I've had the office.
10:01So, how would you feel about getting away for a little bit?
10:03On holiday?
10:04Yeah, somewhere hot, by the sea.
10:07Well, can we afford to?
10:09Time-wise, I mean.
10:10We don't want to spend all our lives working in our office, do we?
10:13I suppose not.
10:14There's no point only resting when we're dead.
10:17Hope that's not Mackie changing our mind, is it?
10:19No, no.
10:20It's nothing.
10:22Holiday, yeah.
10:23Let's start planning.
10:25Right, can I get you some drinks?
10:26Er, yeah, one orange, one lemonade, please.
10:29Okay.
10:44I'm feeling good, thank you.
10:47Feeling confident.
10:51I'm a teaching assistant, and I work at a primary school in Manchester.
10:56Wonderful.
10:58Now, who've you got here with you in the mornings today?
11:01I've got a little bit of jazz.
11:03Hello.
11:04Hello.
11:04Arrgh!
11:06It is only one night ready.
11:09Great.
11:10Three, two, one!
11:27I just... it wouldn't work.
11:31I couldn't get it to work.
11:33I lost it.
11:36I just spent all day cleaning this up and then...
11:40I just wanted something to eat.
11:42Mate, it's all right.
11:43It's all right.
11:49Look, I know you're not...
11:50Yeah.
11:52Theo told me.
11:54You've seen him?
11:55Oh, yeah, he gave me his key, asked me to get some stuff.
11:58How is he?
11:59I...
12:00I'm trying to get hold of him, but he won't answer my message.
12:02Yeah, he's...
12:04He's not great either.
12:06He didn't come home at all last night.
12:08Well, he slept in his van.
12:13Um...
12:15Has it come to this?
12:18How have we...
12:19I, me, how have I...
12:25Do you think there's any chance that we can get this sorted?
12:27That me and him could be okay again?
12:33Well, if you both actually want it...
12:36Then, yeah.
12:40No way.
12:41So, right, so...
12:42Worst dates, then?
12:43Go on.
12:44Worst dates?
12:45Um...
12:45I've had a few.
12:47Can I get you anything else?
12:48My husband?
12:49Well, he's not stood you up, has he?
12:51He said he's got an emergency repair, apparently.
12:53Oh, well, I'm sure he'll turn up soon.
12:56Yeah, hopefully.
12:58Yeah, so I'm waiting for her outside this burger bar in Hull.
13:04And meanwhile, she's inside filming me with all her mates.
13:08No.
13:08Yeah, it's cruel, I'll tell you.
13:10Well, sounds like you dodged a bullet.
13:11Totally.
13:13Hey, what are you off to?
13:14Town.
13:15Oh, I have a bone.
13:16Cheers.
13:18Oh, he's there.
13:20Yeah, I know he's there.
13:21With Amy Flaming Barlow.
13:22Aw, you two look gorgeous.
13:24A table for two, is it?
13:26Well, er...
13:28Yeah, why not?
13:29OK, well, you know what?
13:30I'll see what you like, actually.
13:31Wazim will be over to take your order,
13:32but I have actually done my shift for today,
13:34so I am going.
13:34Enjoy.
13:35Well, I...
13:37They are not on a date.
13:38Please tell me they are not on a date.
13:41Bess.
13:42I'm not ready.
13:43Right, OK, then.
13:45Let's go.
13:45Hang on, you can't just leave.
13:47If we leave, you'll know it's because of her.
13:51Then we are going to stay for a drink.
13:54Give us a menu.
13:56She keeps staring at us.
13:59Oh.
14:00OK.
14:01Sorry, it's just I've never seen her.
14:03Both of them.
14:04Dressed up.
14:05Right.
14:08Psst.
14:09Is he still looking?
14:11Yep, he is looking at you.
14:14You know what, this is stupid.
14:15We're going into town.
14:16Right, OK.
14:17OK, Lou first.
14:18You look cool.
14:19Don't lie, I always look cool.
14:20Yeah, you do.
14:22Cool.
14:24Because I don't want to die.
14:25Cool.
14:29So.
14:40Right, celebrate us for a drink?
14:41In the Rovers?
14:43Ah, no.
14:44You go, though.
14:44I've got some stuff to do.
14:46Oh, yeah?
14:46OK.
14:47See you in a bit.
14:47Mwah.
14:58It's my car.
14:59What's so funny?
15:00I think the poo fairy's made at their home.
15:12I don't want to see or speak to you.
15:15Leave me alone.
15:23Yeah, yeah, hang on.
15:28Hello?
15:30Leanne?
15:33No, she's not back yet.
15:36Will, are you still there?
15:39Oh.
15:40I thought I lost you.
15:43Are you...
15:45still alone?
15:48Good.
15:50I've been thinking about you all day.
15:56Thinking about...
15:58us.
16:00Being alone.
16:01No-one else there.
16:02In a field.
16:03Just the two of us.
16:06Oh, sorry.
16:07Sorry, I didn't hear you coming.
16:09Sorry, Daniel.
16:10Sorry.
16:11Sorry.
16:11No, no, it's...
16:13Well, I suppose it could have been worse, couldn't it?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Right, I'll just finish off getting ready
16:18and we'll stick that film on, yeah?
16:20Great, yeah.
16:30Ah.
16:32On the lash, are we?
16:34And there's me thinking you were babysitting Frankie.
16:36It's just the one glass
16:37and Susie is giving Frankie a makeover.
16:42It's nice having a wee lad running around the place, isn't it?
16:44Ah, don't go calling yourself that.
16:47Oh, ha-ha.
16:49It is lovely.
16:50It's taken me right back to you being his age.
16:54Although, to be honest,
16:55things weren't as easy then
16:57with you and your brother.
16:58Wait, is that?
17:00Ah, the Wanderer returns.
17:02Ah, Glenda's asking for you.
17:03She's rushed off her feet.
17:08I'm surprised to see you back.
17:10What happened on the hot date?
17:12Ah, it turned tepid.
17:13Right.
17:14Yeah, there was a miscommunication between us
17:16and we kind of just fizzled out.
17:18Ah, well.
17:20Who knows?
17:20Maybe I can make amends.
17:22Or maybe you shouldn't be dancing to her tune.
17:26Girls like that have fellas like you under their thumb.
17:29And, you know,
17:31she strikes me as the sort of girl
17:33that you could be chasing around forever
17:35but you'd never be happy.
17:37Unlike Lauren, for example,
17:39who is wonderful.
17:42You have her phone number, don't you?
17:44Lauren?
17:45Yeah, but...
17:46You wouldn't ever text her for me, would you?
17:48Tell her that all's well with Frankie.
17:50He's a little star.
17:51What's with all the love for Lauren all of a sudden?
17:54I was wrong about her.
17:56I had my wires all crossed.
17:59And, you know,
18:00when you consider
18:00all that that poor girl has been through,
18:04it's amazing she's turned out so well.
18:08Where's the scissors?
18:10Scissors?
18:11Yeah, Frankie could do with a good trick.
18:13Ah, no.
18:13No, no, no.
18:14No, not too short.
18:15Just so he can see his eye make-up.
18:17No!
18:19Susie, no.
18:20No, I need you to give me gold scissors.
18:23Susie!
18:24No mess!
18:28Who is it?
18:29I text Theo.
18:30It's all right.
18:38You all right?
18:40I'll leave you to it.
18:42Thanks, brother.
18:43Look after each other, yeah?
18:51Do you want a drink or anything?
18:57Gary said you want to talk.
18:59Yeah, maybe we should sit down.
19:02All right, yeah.
19:04Thanks.
19:06Okay.
19:09I just...
19:10I don't know.
19:13I'm sorry for everything that's gone on.
19:18Are you?
19:20Yes.
19:23But...
19:24Are you not sorry?
19:26Yeah.
19:29Okay, look, well...
19:32I don't know what else to say, all right?
19:33We can't just keep going on like this.
19:35Like, fighting, forgiving, patching things up,
19:39and then it all just kicks off all over again.
19:41Going round and round and round.
19:43No, I know.
19:44I know you're right.
19:45Us.
19:46It's not right.
19:48We should knock it on the head.
19:50Knock it on the head?
19:52Yeah, finish it.
19:53Whatever.
19:56Oh, come on.
19:56We both know it's over.
20:01Every nice moment we've had
20:04has been ruined with the fight.
20:09Christmas, our engagement,
20:11Debbie's wedding,
20:13my birthday.
20:16I'm not happy.
20:19And you're not happy.
20:21And all anybody wants is to be happy, isn't it?
20:25Yeah.
20:28Do you want to say anything?
20:31I don't know what you want me to say.
20:39Well, look, you'll be fine.
20:41You'll get over me.
20:44I'll...
20:46You will.
20:49I'm sorry.
20:55I'm sorry for everything.
21:13Goodbye, Tartos.
21:14I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
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