00:00oh okay all right don't cry over spilled condiments
00:05i'll cry if i damn want to
00:10don't cry over spilled condiments
00:12i'll cry if i damn want to
00:14i'm joe by the way
00:15these ray-bans
00:18i don't really care about all that stuff
00:21oh cool shades
00:24oh thanks they're my mom's
00:26you see these
00:27these are uh
00:30yeah these are vintage ray-bans these are super rare
00:34yeah she says they're the first nice thing she's ever owned
00:38apparently a stranger gave them to her at a rest stop when she was a kid
00:41these sunglasses and half a sandwich changed my life
00:45whatever anyway she says they're lucky
00:46like a sign of hope that means that her life could always get better
00:50so i stole them
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