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00:00Did you like your lunch today?
00:01It was very delicious.
00:03Did you like the pumpkin muffins?
00:04Oh, I loved them.
00:05I did not make pumpkin muffins.
00:06I made peanut butter brownies.
00:08So we will not be leaving the spot until you tell me why.
00:10Mr. Pine, your daughter has been taking my daughter's lunch every day for months.
00:14My daughter is extremely well fed.
00:16Because I'm the one that's been feeding her.
00:17And as a parent, I will not compromise on good food.
00:19Good food is the primary catalyst for which my daughter will grow.
00:23Out of concern for your daughter, I brought my chicken pot pie recipe.
00:25Along with the samples so that you can taste the crumble of the crust and the viscosity of the filling.
00:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36I'm a television producer.
00:37I would like to offer you a job as the new host of RBLA TV's latest cooking show.
00:43I've considered it.
00:44Please move your feet.
00:46I'm not here to pitch you again.
00:47I'm just here to pick up Amanda.
00:48The chicken pot pie tasted even better the next day.
00:51When the pie cools, the starch goes through a process called retrogradation
00:54where the molecules restructure into a crystalline form.
00:57Quite delicious.
00:57I've never seen a kitchen like this.
01:00That's because it is my lab that I also happen to cook in.
01:02I've been a single dad for all of three months.
01:05And I feel like an uncoordinated octopus.
01:07You think you can't do it, and then you do it anyway.
01:09You know, this is why I thought you'd be a TV star.
01:12And why is that?
01:13Because you respect your audience.
01:15If I were to consider it, we would have to be 50-50 partners.
01:18This would be your show.
01:19You would be in charge of virtually every aspect of it.
01:21I am sending MAD to private school.
01:24It's expensive.
01:25How much would the job pay?
01:26More than you've ever made.
01:27Then there's your new home.
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