00:00You cannot have another glass of water.
00:02Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me.
00:04Why the f*** is it fair that him and I should drink the same amount of water?
00:08We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size.
00:11I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.
00:14It's just that I think everyone should split everything equally.
00:17I just think that everybody should have the f***ing same.
00:19I have a goddamn earring.
00:20Shut the f*** up!
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