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00:03I'm so happy that it's finally, John.
00:06If that went so well, then it's the perfect time for me and Ricky to get our closure.
00:14What is the underlying issue with me?
00:16Is it because I do not get ex-partner?
00:19What the fuck?
00:21It's time to bring my ex-partner into absolutely every conversation.
00:24Leah's just gone over with a hundred and eights.
00:27What the heck's got to do with it?
00:28Fuck all.
00:30It was going so well.
00:32Oh, God.
00:33It was going so well.
01:04I feel for Chloe because this is meant to be a celebration
01:07for her 30th, but instead it feels like a moody version of Downton Abbey.
01:12No offence, Abbey.
01:13I've started packing because I'm just done.
01:16What's your thoughts?
01:17I've had enough of everything.
01:18I really don't want Leah to pack up and go because at the end of the day she was just
01:22trying to clear things up with Ricky.
01:23It's not our folly, he's took it the wrong way.
01:25I don't think she should go.
01:26I know, but it's so hard when I can hear people talking about us.
01:31It's not a nice feeling.
01:34Chantel!
01:35I don't even want to get involved.
01:36I mean, that's my favourite, if not for all this trauma.
01:39What's happening tonight?
01:40It's mental.
01:41James is made up with Ricky and Ricky is made up with James.
01:44I don't know why it would be carried on after a while.
01:46No, because me and Ricky were having a conversation about our scenario.
01:49It's nothing to do with James.
01:50But it always spirals out of control.
01:53How can you spiral out of control?
01:54Because I mentioned his ex.
01:55He didn't want to squash it.
01:57Why can I not speak?
02:00Why don't you just squash it like everyone working out?
02:02I'm trying to get to the bottom of like the...
02:05Babe, there's no need to get the block off.
02:07Because James and Ricky had just made up and you just...
02:09It's completely separate issue.
02:11So you're a happy name made up.
02:16You should be happy for a piece to be squash completely.
02:18That's their thing!
02:19That is their piece.
02:22And I thought it all knew what Bruce wanted to squash the piece.
02:25Everybody has an answer to the thing.
02:27You made the piece of...
02:29I feel like she'll love the attention.
02:32So if that means drama in the house, then...
02:35You just had to cry that James and Ricky squashed the piece.
02:39Yes, because I've had to watch me partner be so emotionally drained
02:42when he thought shit going on.
02:44Are you ready?
02:45Ready for one.
02:47Ready for one.
02:47Ready for one.
02:48It's all kicking off again.
02:51But I know if I get involved, it's going to blow up even more.
02:54So I'm going to sit right here and have my chocolate bar.
02:58You don't understand.
03:00I didn't.
03:00You didn't make it clear because you're trying to cry.
03:03Of course I cried.
03:04Stop going.
03:04I said to you.
03:05I'm going to you.
03:06It's nice to be on a positive to be positive.
03:07Really?
03:08Yes.
03:08Yes.
03:09Yes.
03:09But then you won't be negative if I'm coming to be false.
03:11Why are any of my pals getting aggressive now?
03:13I'm not getting aggressive.
03:14I'm raising me once.
03:15So what?
03:16I'm not getting aggressive in this life.
03:17So please don't use that cord.
03:20Listen.
03:22One o'clock in the morning.
03:23We're not fucking doing this.
03:24Just bring...
03:25One o'clock was told tomorrow, okay?
03:27Yeah.
03:29No one needs to be getting hit.
03:30At least you need to be put to bed.
03:32Like everyone needs to go to bed.
03:33It's looking like another night has been ruined by this drama.
03:36And I'm just fucking sick of it.
03:38It's been the full time for me 30th.
03:39And I can't take it anymore.
03:52Two days.
03:53Do you want iced coffee?
03:54No.
03:58I woke up this morning so confused.
04:00I really did not want to create any drama last night.
04:03Might not be ready for this.
04:06But I want you by my side.
04:11Just fucking...
04:14Absolute fucking idiot.
04:16I can't believe after finally sorting everything out,
04:19Leah's had to start it again.
04:21At least now, everyone is seeing the real problem.
04:23It's Leah.
04:25I'm apologizing for stuff and I'm not getting any apologies.
04:27You don't get anything back.
04:28This is what I mean.
04:29She's just took you there and started.
04:30The fact that she wants apologies all the time,
04:32but then she can't give apologies,
04:34shows a lot about her personality.
04:36Look at what we heard upstairs last night.
04:37That was Shanta and Leah.
04:38Why?
04:38Because of Leah.
04:40Because of Leah.
04:40Because of Leah.
04:40Nobody else.
04:41Leah.
04:41You went down there to squash it, as you did with James.
04:44That was all Leah.
04:45She's an instigator.
04:58It's just a shame because it wasn't my intention to go into that conversation for it to end how it
05:04did.
05:04Oh, absolutely.
05:05After all of the drama last night, I think it's good that me and Leah just have a bit of
05:09cool off for a bit before we go and join the rest of them.
05:11You were just involved in all of this as I was.
05:14Yeah.
05:15So I've got my closure.
05:16You deserve to have yours as well.
05:18It's been a heavy weight on my shoulders, and I don't want an apology or anything like that.
05:23That wasn't my intention, but the way I'm thinking in my brain, if we get to the core issue of
05:30why he dislikes me so much,
05:31we can work back from that and get some form of closure.
05:36I think we're never going to win these things.
05:39It's just going to go around and around in circles.
05:42The top and bottom of it is we don't want this to drag out any further because we've got more
05:45exciting things happening in our lives.
05:47I know, I know.
05:48What he said and she said.
05:50I just don't want to go back and forth.
05:52It's like school yard stuff.
05:53I want it squished.
05:54Yeah.
05:55I don't think Leah's ever going to really get what she wants from Ricky, so I think it'll get to
05:59a point where we just need to try and forget about it and move on.
06:02I think the best thing to do, I think I might just try and find them and just, like, have
06:06a little chat.
06:08Yeah.
06:08Oh, it smells good, Chlobo.
06:16Nah, not enough for you.
06:17It's got a fair few on.
06:18They're burning.
06:20Don't exaggerate.
06:21Right, so you're going to put it in cold water now.
06:22Excellent.
06:23Cold water now.
06:23What have I done yet, Sophie?
06:25Yeah, they are.
06:25Why is everyone looking at that pressure?
06:27How's it like your eggs in the morning, then?
06:29A little bit runny.
06:31Well, they're definitely not runny.
06:32They're over-grim.
06:33Right, okay, let's prove it for you.
06:35Yeah, go on.
06:36Let's prove it for you, right?
06:37You want to put it in ice?
06:38You've got to waste.
06:39No, you've got to waste.
06:40No, you've got to waste.
06:41See, they are over-grim.
06:42But yeah, Cowie came in this house and couldn't boil an egg.
06:45Ten years later, she still can't boil a fucking egg.
06:49What are we doing today?
06:50Right, so today I've decided we're going to go to a vineyard.
06:52Nathan, you're going to come.
06:53Abby, you as well, Ricky and Chantel.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57Getting out the villa is exactly what I need.
07:00It is still a bit awkward, really, after last night.
07:02But I don't regret a single for Ricky.
07:05One single day.
07:06Aaron, Gary, Sophie, Jordan, we'll go to Health and Wellness Club.
07:10Yeah, yeah.
07:11So, like, sauna, steam, cold pool plungers.
07:15Have you done a cold plunge before?
07:16Yeah.
07:16Good for recovery.
07:17Recovery from what?
07:19The wine last thing.
07:20Yeah, it's good for your spums.
07:22Cold plunge.
07:22There you go.
07:23You two try my baby.
07:24Get the swimmers going.
07:26I think taking Jordan's swimmer to the Antarctic is an absolute amazing idea.
07:32Hopefully they'll wake up now.
07:33Lazy bastards.
07:35If you was a guy in there, it means that you're just going to head into Qashqai and get some
07:38food and that and talk about the wedding and stuff.
07:39Oh.
07:41You two have been sleeping in separate beds right now.
07:43I know.
07:43I think you have to sleep together.
07:44Why don't you give your bed up for them?
07:46Why don't you shut the fuck up?
07:49Jack.
07:50Pretty much, you know, my friend.
07:51It has.
07:51It's been a blander.
07:52It's been fun.
07:53What do you think about us Geordies?
07:55Yeah, good luck, good stuff.
07:56Jack is leaving today.
07:58I do actually feel really good.
08:00It's actually meant to think how much everyone has moved on with their lives.
08:04And finally, it's been my turn to get to do that.
08:07Well then, shall we start getting ready?
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah, how are then?
08:09Whoever's come in the vineyard, dress nice, let's dress glam.
08:27Lovely day for it, baby.
08:30Very sad.
08:31Very sad.
08:35I love you.
08:36I love you.
08:37Have you enjoyed it?
08:39Yeah.
08:40Everyone loves you, and I'm glad you come.
08:41I've packed the couple crew now.
08:43I know, yeah.
08:43You're buzzing, isn't it?
08:44Yeah, that's what you wanted me for.
08:46I said everyone I said bye.
08:47I'm not obviously everyone's.
08:48I ain't seen everyone to go, but have a good rest of the time, yeah?
08:50I will.
08:51I love you.
08:51I'll see you later, yeah?
08:52I love you.
08:52Bye-bye, darling.
08:53Bye.
08:54Having a boyfriend in here is a massive deal for me, because I've never done it before,
08:58and I think it's made me open up so much more, and I feel like it was.
09:04Oh, fucking door.
09:09Ah!
09:23Casey's getting profaned.
09:24I'm nesting.
09:25You're nesting?
09:26No, I'm nesting.
09:26Casey's nesting.
09:29Me and Casey never do anything by heart.
09:32We're having a new floor added to the house, because I had so many kids, there's no bedrooms
09:36left.
09:37I feel like I moved into the house when I was pregnant with the Oaks.
09:39That wasn't planned.
09:40Then she'll put on the house, and I'm welcoming a new baby.
09:43Since Portugal, I have been non-stop trying to get this nursery finished, and we actually
09:50have gotten, we've made so much progress.
09:52Here is her beautiful cot.
09:55Then I've also got the changing table.
09:57Can you believe she's got her own bathroom?
10:00She's got her own bathroom, doesn't she?
10:01How lucky is she?
10:02This is something I've just dreamt of.
10:04Look at all the baby girl's clothes.
10:07Oh my God.
10:08How do you feel about having a daughter?
10:09I can't believe it.
10:10I thought we were only going to have two kids, and then the baby girl came.
10:15I'm really glad that Monique's come back early, because I feel like I can fool her, and
10:19now we can just hopefully have it plain sailing until the birth.
10:22I've actually just started packing my hospital bag.
10:26I'm feeling excited, anxious for a C-section.
10:30It's not an easy process at all.
10:32And I'm trying to prepare myself for how the boys are going to adjust to having a baby in
10:39the house.
10:40They're both very, very clingy to me.
10:42And I just hope that they adapt well, and I just don't want to get mum-girl, and I just
10:46want to give them all as much attention as I can.
10:50There's like a million things running through my brain right now.
10:58Sophie, Jordan, she's ready.
11:01Two types of girls in this world.
11:03The wine drink and the punch pool.
11:05I think this is exactly what we need.
11:07Have a relaxing day, and get away from all the drama that's back in the villa.
11:19Do you know what's that?
11:20This is something I could just stress-free die.
11:22I can think of nothing worse than going to do that.
11:24Sorry, I've been yodd.
11:25I've been yodd.
11:25The nicest possible way.
11:27Nathan, Chloe, and that.
11:28Pissed on wine.
11:29Yeah.
11:30All day.
11:30The mad thing is, this is actually like my perfect day.
11:36Ice bath and get in the sauna.
11:38What has life become?
11:39We and Jordan have done some weird shit trying to get pregnant, right?
11:43Tell them about the wank.
11:44Oh, my God, this is brilliant.
11:45It's only really going to enjoy this bug.
11:47So, obviously, I was ovulating, so I can't miss the peak.
11:50So, we're at his dad and his wife, and they've got like this tiny little room that was sleeping,
11:54right?
11:54And the balls are so big.
11:54Balls are like thin.
11:55It's like one of them old terrace houses and things.
11:57Anyways, I went to Jordan.
11:58I said, I'm ovulating.
11:59I said, just have to do it.
12:00I went, right, I've got an idea.
12:01I'll just wank you off, right?
12:03And then as soon as you're going to come, I'll just sit on it.
12:05Just.
12:06What?
12:07What the fuck are you talking about?
12:10Imagine being a baby balling on a wank.
12:12So, anyways, right?
12:13So, I'm just going like that.
12:14I was like, all right.
12:15Go.
12:15And I went, and he went, ready?
12:16I went, all right, ready?
12:17Oh, spread the cheeks.
12:18And I went, and he went, and I went, and I went, and then, and then, and then we just
12:23looked into it, and I went, and he went, and he went, and I went, imagine that would
12:25have worked, and he was in class.
12:31Hey, I'm too cool for you.
12:33I'm too cool for you.
12:39So, do I look rich?
12:40Do I look sexy here?
12:42You've got your abs from Turkey.
12:43You've got your tits from Turkey.
12:45So?
12:46We're actually, like, real-life action men and Barbie.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:49Am I Ken?
12:50Yeah, you are Ken, till you open your mouth.
12:52What the fuck is that?
12:53How?
12:54Just the way you're getting on, love.
12:56You are?
12:57And I.
12:57Yes.
12:57Five minutes.
12:58And never change me.
13:00Never change your ways.
13:01Never change.
13:01I always remember where I came from.
13:03For all the gravy in the world, never change your ways, right?
13:06Of course.
13:07Ah, this is the life.
13:14Hi.
13:16Hiya.
13:17Do you want to have a quick try?
13:19Can I do?
13:20Yeah.
13:22I really hope Leah wants to squash this now, because I cannot handle any more beef.
13:27Literally, if I get any more beef, I'm going to be joining Jay as a fucking vegan.
13:30What's the dollar, B?
13:33Tired?
13:33Yeah.
13:35Erm.
13:36Honestly, my intention wasn't to, like, drag it on after you and James had, like, squashed
13:40him.
13:41I think it's, like, more, you've got your closure, James has got his, Jay's got his.
13:46And I sort of just wanted a closure for myself, so we can actually walk past each other and
13:50go, hi, you all right?
13:51That's all I want.
13:53OK.
13:55It's been like we're going around circles over and over and over, and not getting anywhere,
13:58and it's a shame how last night happened, because obviously the lads had a conversation, squashed
14:04it, and then it ends up carrying on again, you know, and ultimately, you know, we need
14:08to move on.
14:08No, I know.
14:09At this minute in time, we're not going to see items of, for everyone in the house,
14:13you know, there's been a lot of hostility, and I don't think it's fair if we keep
14:16dragging it on and dragging it on and dragging it on.
14:17No, I agree.
14:18I want to draw the line with you.
14:20I do.
14:21Good.
14:22Same.
14:23Good.
14:24Sweet.
14:25So, Sybil?
14:26Yeah?
14:27Yeah.
14:28OK.
14:28Let's enjoy the last, you know, more time.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Yeah, move on.
14:33I feel better.
14:34Right.
14:34Hope you do as well.
14:35Cheers to that.
14:36Cheers.
14:38We've got that.
14:43Me and Ricky will never be besties, but I do hope that is the end of all the drama,
14:48because it is from my side.
14:59Welcome, everyone.
15:00Hello.
15:00We are Chrissie and Martha, and are you fine with your knees?
15:04I'm going to sit.
15:05I'm getting cramp in my leg.
15:06Jeez, are we, you're enjoying that?
15:08I'm trying to imagine what the gaz ten years ago, if he was standing right there looking
15:14at me now in this pink dressing gown, he would be so disappointed.
15:19But you know what?
15:21I'm proud.
15:22We're going to do some stretching to wake up our bodies a little bit, and then we'll
15:26jump into the first full bunch.
15:28Is it good?
15:29We want to be...
15:30We're trying for a baby.
15:31I'm going to do this.
15:32These women don't look too sure, but right now, I'll try anything to get that sperm good.
15:38Oh!
15:44You're energised?
15:45Yes.
15:45Yes.
15:47We're going to really cold water now.
15:49Let's go.
15:49Let's go.
15:50I'm getting the...
15:51I grew up in Newcastle, so I'm used to freezing my balls off.
15:54In this water here, we'll just be like Ganon in the North Sea.
15:57Let's go.
15:58Let's go.
15:58Ready?
15:59Right, right, right, right, right.
16:00You go first, I'll go back.
16:02Oh, fucking hell.
16:03Right.
16:04Oh, my goodness, you're in.
16:05Pounding, amonging, and...
16:07Mama.
16:07Mama.
16:09Oh, my God, it's good.
16:12Can I have a way to warm it up?
16:14No, you dare.
16:15The only way to describe an ice bath is like, when you get in it, it's like someone has got
16:19a dagger, and they're just stabbing it in your feet, and then it just transfers up your
16:23body.
16:23It is the worst thing in the world, but that is why it feels so good after.
16:30Right, Jordan.
16:31Well done.
16:32I saw Jordan's been for now.
16:34Get me in that sauna, because that is what I'm talking about.
16:48I've got no fucking idea what's going on with the branches in the towels, but I'm not
16:52going to lie.
16:53I like this.
17:04We won't want to make a bigger fan.
17:06It's going to look lovely.
17:07Come on.
17:08Time to get in.
17:09Let's go get some wine, baby.
17:11There's a few things that I can't do, but when it comes to daytime drinking, I'm a black
17:16belt ninja warrior.
17:17You look smart.
17:18You look gorgeous.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Hearing Chantel's stick with me last night has just made me realise what a loyal friendship
17:24happened.
17:24It would have happened by now, and it would probably fuck up an entire friendship.
17:29Now, I tell you what, there is plenty more fish in the sea, especially when you're an
17:32international DJ with real sweet and real tasty teeth.
17:41That's the best sauna I've ever had in my life.
17:44That took me to some places I've never thought I'd ever go to.
17:47I was in the rainforest at one point.
17:49Yeah, I was.
17:49Yeah, no, rainforest.
17:50In the rainforest, that was Gale Force way over the top.
17:54Guys, it's mental seeing you like this.
17:56Well, last time I seen you, obviously, I was living with you, wasn't I?
18:00And you were drinking, you were going out all the time, and then now you're just sick.
18:03It's called Sophie.
18:03Go.
18:04Growing up.
18:04Growing up.
18:05This must be good for your fighting.
18:07Yeah.
18:07I mean, the ice baths, I don't get in maybe once a week, because they're not enjoyable.
18:11I'll always go train, ice bath, sauna, shower, done.
18:15I haven't achieved everything that I want in fighting.
18:17I think the last few years, I kind of messed up.
18:20Some of the fights that I lost, I know I could have won, had I not have been in a
18:23bad place.
18:23I started with MMA, I had seven fights, won five, lost two.
18:28Went into the boxing, I had five fights, won three, lost two.
18:33And now I've started with the bare-knuckle boxing, and I've already had a couple of wins,
18:36and that's in my head, another 12 to 18 months, and that's my fight career done.
18:41We'll go back.
18:42Yeah.
18:43We're going to go back.
18:44We're going to go back.
18:44We're going to go back.
18:45Nathan's going to be pissed off his head and whining.
18:47We'll be doing a headstand on the sofa, and then, oh, I can't do it.
18:50I just really hope when we get back, it's going to be a lot different, and I hope it's
18:54just then.
19:02Oh, I think this is nice.
19:03This is absolutely very classy.
19:05Well done, Chloe.
19:06Don't say I don't treat you.
19:07Are you in your poochie era?
19:09Yeah, very poochie, classy era.
19:12How fresh is that strawberry?
19:14I've already got diarrhoea, and I think that's going to set me off.
19:16I've got the shit, and you know what they say, a cheeky glass of rosé.
19:20I appreciate the invited here, but I don't like wine, I don't like fruit, and I don't
19:24like cheese.
19:25The trick is for the wine.
19:27You don't swallow it, you put it around your mouth and go, and then spit it out.
19:30I have never spoken in my life.
19:32Dirty bastard.
19:45It's the last day in Lisbon, we're all together, I've had a few glasses of wine, and I'm loving
19:50life.
19:52Chloe, happy birthday.
19:54Thank you, everyone.
19:55Thank you for bringing us.
19:57I really appreciate it.
19:58What was it about to be nice?
19:59Well, I just feel like we've all really, really bonded, and we've made some amazing memories
20:03and stuff, and I wouldn't have had it any other way.
20:04I'm just so grateful for the friendships and everyone coming out, like Gary and Aaron,
20:08like it's been absolutely amazing.
20:10And thank you again, Nathan, for it.
20:11Is it feeling any different being 30?
20:13It'll feel the same, but apparently when you get to 30, that's when your life starts,
20:17so I'll let you know, don't you worry.
20:18I think you're in that era now anyway, you've already started the work.
20:21I think you have as well.
20:22Like, actually prepare yourself for your 30s, and I don't want to make you cry when I actually
20:25say this, like, this is a genuine, like, you've actually put in the groundwork to become
20:28an actual fucking adult.
20:30So you actually notice the difference in it?
20:32A hundred percent.
20:33Look how you've been this time around in the house.
20:34We've not argued once.
20:36Yeah, that's why I think I've enjoyed it so much, because you've done a lot of work on
20:38yourself.
20:38Keep up the good work.
20:39I think that's the best thing.
20:41I've liked it for saying that.
20:42I got on TV at such a young age.
20:44I was only 19, and I was massively targeted about the way that I looked.
20:47Like, I had no bum, I had a big nose, my boobs were saggy, so I started getting surgery,
20:52and I feel like for a long time, I was trying to chase something that I wasn't, and along
20:56the way, I lost myself, and that's why I've been doing a lot of therapy, a lot of healing.
21:00I've got my BBL removed, and I feel like I'm starting to get the old boy fairy back, and
21:03I just feel so much better about myself.
21:05There's 48 hours left.
21:06Let's go out tonight with a big bang.
21:08Let's all just get pissed, and I'm like, no drama.
21:10No drama.
21:11And if we do that, usually if we go to a club today, can everyone please fucking
21:15dance, because it's not just me, me, and Chantel.
21:16You just hold me, and you just hold me, and you just hold me, and the cha-cha.
21:19Bring the cat back before you turn three, because it's just there, and you can't be doing
21:22that anymore.
21:22What's the cat?
21:23So she does a crab with her legs, and then she does a cat on the floor.
21:25Right.
21:26I don't know how I ever know this about myself.
21:28Don't even ask, but I did it on the sesh one time.
21:31Ready?
21:32Oh.
21:32Right, add to that up there.
21:33Oh, oh.
21:34Do you not remember that?
21:35You've got to remember that.
21:36Even the dog didn't like that, Chloe.
21:38The dog's really angry.
21:40The dog thought you were a cat.
21:41No, I don't know.
21:51Oh, this looks nice.
21:52It does, look at it.
21:53We'll definitely find something here for crew alone.
21:55A house away from everyone else, because don't get this wrong, I love them, but I also love
21:59my partner more, and it's been so hard being away from my son's crew, so today we just
22:04need to get him something special, like a nice little hat, someone that says, I'm sorry
22:09your parents abandoned you, but here's this hat.
22:12Shot glass with boobs on it.
22:13Perfect.
22:14Never good for Chloe, actually.
22:16I don't think get him a plate, because he's just going to smash it, isn't he?
22:20I think he'd like that chicken up there, whatever that is.
22:23He would love that.
22:24Out of everything, he would love that chicken.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:26That giant toad looks a bit like you.
22:28Oh, yeah.
22:29Made out of the same material, plastic.
22:31What about that chicken thing, then?
22:32No.
22:32We could get that.
22:33Dot saurs.
22:34And they're big.
22:35That's what he wants.
22:36Dinosaur, and then we'll get that chicken thing.
22:38Should we get him the big one?
22:39Yeah.
22:40Okay.
22:40Do you want to get this?
22:41Yeah, yeah.
22:41Kyle really has gone above and beyond what I ever thought he would do as a dad.
22:46He is doing all the school drop-off.
22:48He's even the one having a gossip with all the mums at the school gates.
22:51I just never expected this much from Kyle as a dad.
22:54Right, should we go and get a drink?
22:55Are you all shopped out?
22:56Yeah, let's get a drink.
22:57We'll talk about the wedding and stuff.
22:58Yeah.
22:58Okay.
22:59Are you sure you don't want to go back and get that chicken?
23:02No.
23:03I'm a hot one.
23:04Yeah, I'm turning it up.
23:05I'm a melt your heart, but you can't even touch.
23:08Where are my little scrub bag nuts?
23:11Hello, men.
23:13I present to you the five of the wine.
23:17Surprise, surprise.
23:19Nathan is fucking hammered.
23:20And when he's pissed, all he wants to do is annoy me.
23:23So I'm staying well out of his way.
23:25But you're good.
23:26Oh, it's great.
23:27Oh, wow.
23:27Wine eyes.
23:28Yeah, she's...
23:29Fuck.
23:29She's wine eye, huh?
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32How would you feel about going to the club tonight together?
23:35I haven't been in the nightclub at all, tell me.
23:36I honestly do not know the last time I was physically in a nightclub.
23:41It was one of the best times of my life.
23:43Bring that gaspino back to the door.
23:46Where's that gaspino?
23:54Oh, this is nice.
23:56This is lovely.
23:57Let's get that chair for you, sugar tits.
23:59Oh, God.
24:01Pull that chair so far away.
24:03It's like you're sitting at a different table.
24:06Cheers to the wedding.
24:08Same with big words.
24:09Cheers to the wedding.
24:13Wedding planning.
24:14Vicky talks.
24:15I nod and agree with whatever she's got to say.
24:18And that is my job done.
24:20Weddings are just hard work, aren't they?
24:22Yeah, yeah.
24:23They're impossible.
24:23I just feel like we're battling and I feel like you always win.
24:27That's such a lie.
24:29This is something that years and years and years.
24:31Do you think I've dreamt about it for years and years?
24:33I don't think it was really in your head
24:34when you had all those years of partying and bijou and birds and...
24:40Fucking.
24:42I wasn't going to go there, Kyle.
24:43Fucking birds and banter.
24:44Yeah.
24:45I know you passed.
24:46I'm not naive to it.
24:48Me and Kyle first met at Tuck Tuck Palace in 2018.
24:51On the way to our first date,
24:53Kyle actually got hit by a taxi
24:54and then came hobbling through the door about 20 minutes late.
24:58I thought, who is this guy?
25:00Why have I agreed to go on a date with him?
25:01But then obviously I explained what happened
25:03and I actually thought it was quite cute
25:05that he still wanted to go on a date
25:06after we'd been knocked over.
25:07Nathan, we want to be in my new unit after this.
25:09They basically narrate the date.
25:11My Geordie family are just like me real family
25:14and I want them each to have a part in me wedding day
25:17because they mean the world to us.
25:18Then obviously we want James to be the ring bearer
25:21but we have to put the ring under James' seat
25:23and he's not going to know that until...
25:25Until literally the moment.
25:26God, he'd be a nightmare
25:27because you know James is such a dawdler.
25:29And he'll probably take ages to 12 to the aisle as well.
25:32Oh, do we sit here outside?
25:34Is this where we're sitting?
25:36He's like a little man.
25:37And then we need a job for Sophie.
25:38What about if she did like a nice poem
25:42as part of the ceremony?
25:43I think that's a good idea.
25:45Yeah.
25:45How do you feel about obviously?
25:47The closeness I've got to Jay again in this house
25:51and the closeness I've got to Aaron
25:52it makes us feel a bit crap
25:56and obviously Chloe.
25:57In my dream wedding
25:58all of the Geordies would be invited
25:59and all the Geordies would come
26:00but there's only a certain amount of places we can have
26:03so we have to pick carefully.
26:05If I could, I would have invited everyone
26:08except Ricky.
26:10I mean, look, I've obviously grown closer to Chloe.
26:14She's a good friend.
26:15I feel like she's invited me on her 30 years.
26:17That's a monumental thing for someone
26:18so yeah, I'll just explain to her obviously.
26:21She's not an afterthought.
26:22We just needed to see
26:23where the relationship was at basically.
26:25Okay.
26:26I just want to keep it on the down low
26:28because I don't want others fine now
26:29because there is a lot that isn't invited
26:32but I need to tell Chloe ASAP
26:34because she has to book her flights.
26:36She might be busy
26:37but things cross she's not now.
26:40Was that you?
26:42Funnily enough, it wasn't now.
26:43It smells like a dog.
26:44Can you take the rap for that?
26:46I'm definitely not taking the rap for that.
26:53Hi, my favourite boys.
26:54Oh, sexy boys.
26:56Look at all those little besties together.
26:59Oh, no, I'm fucking a bit of a deal.
27:01What the fuck?
27:02Did you put that there on purpose, you bastards?
27:04Booby trap dress.
27:04Did you put that there?
27:05I feel like you did.
27:07I've done it, man.
27:08I'm telling you, I've done it.
27:08It was a booby trap.
27:09This is the jewellery.
27:09I've done it with that.
27:10I am so glad that you two came back.
27:13Right, after all these years of not being in the same house together.
27:17It has just been so good.
27:19It's been enjoyable.
27:20We've done fun things.
27:21We've had a laugh.
27:22Everyone's like a holiday together.
27:23It has been nice.
27:24I don't feel like I've spent much time with you since you've been back.
27:26I know.
27:26You're always with the divide.
27:29There's no divide, Gabby.
27:30There's been a massive divide.
27:31You're a brilliant man.
27:32Yeah, but I've not been on the other side.
27:33I think I've been very useful.
27:35I mean, you just always ended up with them.
27:36Well, tonight, get involved with the line.
27:38Just get involved with me.
27:39Should we break this all night?
27:41No, no.
27:42Me and you, right?
27:43What?
27:43Come on, should I dress you?
27:44I've been locked in here.
27:45Let me dress you for the last night, you love it.
27:49I know for a fine fact you know I'm stylish.
27:51You are stylish.
27:52Well, Nathan, you're six for five.
27:54Gay man.
27:55I don't think it.
27:55I thought you were going to say large lady then.
27:57No big ladies.
27:58I'm not sitting in figuring this club at night in an open top shirt like Bougie or like...
28:04No, I wouldn't have your open top.
28:06I'll put a little vest on you and just hide your chest.
28:08That would be a little hellbent.
28:10This new mature version of Gabby might act like a grandpa,
28:13but there's still time for me to stop him from dressing like one.
28:16Danger.
28:18Oh, that was close.
28:19I was going to jump in there.
28:20Don't.
28:22Save big lady.
28:24Oh, God.
28:26Come on, let's all walk in together.
28:28We're not going to squeeze it now.
28:30It's a shit shirt, mate.
28:32Shit shirt.
28:34You just farted on my dick.
28:36Big leather.
28:36What the fuck?
28:38Gabby just farted on me.
28:39What happened to be Mr. Mature?
28:41That would know.
28:42What the fuck?
28:43You've just been farted on by Gaz Biedel.
28:45I'm going to sell these pints.
28:46Welcome back.
28:48These are going straight on fucking Amazon.
28:52The bloody hell make-up is far.
28:54Hey.
28:55Hello, everyone.
29:07I'm actually really excited for this club tonight,
29:09and after a couple of drinks at the vineyard,
29:11I'm ready to go.
29:22I'm gutted I'm staying in on me last night,
29:25but them few afternoon wines have roped me off.
29:28And plus, there's no way I'm missing that site tomorrow.
29:31I cannot wait to get home and see my little boy Ricardo.
29:36Do you know what's happening for your wedding?
29:39I know what's happening, and I'll be there.
29:41I don't know Vicky from Adam, because I met her through you.
29:44Yeah.
29:44That girl, she is one of us.
29:46Yeah.
29:47I'm like, this sounds pretty weird.
29:49The first day she accidentally farted.
29:54And she went, oops, I was like, never apologize.
29:58Out of all the boys, I'm definitely closest to James and Kyle,
30:02and I can't wait to see Kyle walk down the aisle.
30:04You've got to put into consideration of who you feel like
30:09you cannot get married without them being there,
30:11and I would feel very, very wrong if you used to weren't there
30:15watching me get married.
30:17I have to put that care about you so much
30:18and why you are so important to me.
30:20Because you are the only lad that, when I first came in,
30:23well, when you first came into the house,
30:25I never had to be anyone different with you.
30:28Whereas with the other lads, I had to be a player,
30:31I had to be cool, I had to be rich and have nice cars and stuff.
30:33I think Nathan was less threatening than the other lads in the house.
30:37You said one wrong thing in front of the other lads,
30:39and he would just get, like, griefed for days.
30:41Whereas Nathan was more accepting, it was refreshing,
30:44to have a normal conversation with someone
30:47and not have to talk about cars and money and girls all the time.
30:52How many people in this house can sit there and go,
30:55I've got a genuine book.
30:57Fucking hell, bro, I've been a crazy one this time round.
30:59I've had a really good fucking time.
31:01And with everything that's happened,
31:03me and you managed to make sure that everybody in the house
31:07understands our point of views and our sides.
31:10Things might have been forgiven for now,
31:12but they certainly haven't been forgotten.
31:13And there's a lot of things that have happened in the past,
31:16personal comments, and that'll always be Simran.
31:20I've got some party planning to do, son.
31:22Before you, it's next year, baby.
31:24And you better fucking believe I'm going to have your life.
31:28Love being fucking raving and misbehaving.
31:31Get one in front of this life, Chloe.
31:33Okay, okay.
31:34Oh, my God, you sick of shit.
31:40Me?
31:40Chloe?
31:41Boys!
31:43Get in here.
31:44Come on.
31:45Come on, the girls!
31:47We are coming!
31:49Yes, yes, yes!
31:53Come on, girls!
31:56Come on, hey!
31:58Welcome round, welcome round!
32:01Tits out.
32:04There's only one person that can lead the cheers,
32:07and I think it's the master.
32:09Don't say me.
32:10The father.
32:11No, no.
32:11The being.
32:12The cheers.
32:13That is.
32:14No, I've got a post-riff.
32:15No, don't say that.
32:16Come on, guys.
32:17Okay, right, okay.
32:18So, last night.
32:18I'm so pleased everything's been sorted out.
32:21It's an absolute pleasure to be back.
32:22Aaron, thank you for giving us that call,
32:24saying let's go back.
32:25I'm sorry it's been, like, eight or nine years,
32:27but now I'm here, I'm buzzing, I came back.
32:30I hope Gary hasn't forgotten whose birthday it is.
32:33I can't believe I'm about to say this,
32:36but let's have a cheers.
32:37Here it comes!
32:38And get ready, get in the cars, and go to a club.
32:44Bastard!
32:45Yes, baby!
32:46Let's get to the fucking club!
32:49Woo!
32:51I can't remember the house at midnight.
32:54It just feels so late.
32:58Let's come alive at 12 o'clock.
33:00I'm ready for a bed.
33:01I mean, you know, Chloe was like,
33:03Ahem, ahem, ahem.
33:05Actually, I'm not fucking mentioning you.
33:06So, let's make it a studio fan.
33:08She was like, hi, hi, hi.
33:09Oh, shit, hi.
33:10Did you not hear how she was going?
33:10I know, I thought, why are you coughing?
33:20What's the cobbles?
33:20What's the cobbles?
33:21The cobbles, I feel like I'm on corner.
33:23She's with the cobbles.
33:31It's the last night of the holiday,
33:32and my job as party planner has come to an end.
33:34I think I've done an amazing job for Chloe.
33:37But tonight, I'm letting my locks down,
33:39and I'm getting absolutely wasted.
33:48I feel like I'm in the shorty shop like this here now.
33:51And it's our night
33:53Oh, it's our night
33:58And it's our night
34:02It's our night
34:06Go, boys.
34:07It's so good having us both on together.
34:09It is.
34:09It is.
34:10So, that is.
34:11Okay, bugger, let's go.
34:14I used to live up those in here.
34:16If we pile these up,
34:18how many of these these game had,
34:20this would go bigger than that thing in Dubai.
34:25Everything has changed since back in the day
34:27when we used to go out.
34:28Even I've stopped drinking,
34:29but at least we could still go out
34:31and have a good time.
34:34You're sad now, right?
34:35Everyone looks so young.
34:38Oh, yeah.
34:39I remember being in the club as you guys,
34:40seeing like a bad sad day.
34:42I'm like,
34:44we are now.
34:50I was a bit nervous.
34:51I was scared.
34:52I was absolutely not coming back.
34:53But, like, do you not drinking helps?
34:56Like, just because, like,
34:57if you were now smart,
34:58then I'd be like,
34:59even worse, you know what I mean?
35:00But I think everyone's got a good place in their lives.
35:03Like, them lot,
35:04I look the best.
35:05But, yeah, they might want to get a bit more close to us.
35:07Yeah.
35:07And that's all.
35:08They were that first, they were.
35:09Let them start to do their life.
35:11Let them start to do their life.
35:11Let them start to do their life.
35:12Let them start to do their life.
35:16Let them start to do their life.
35:23Like, I know men in the 60s
35:25that can drink and party better than them.
35:27They're fantastic lippards.
35:28So, come on, lads.
35:29Loosen up a bit.
35:43Can I suit you for a second?
35:50What the helly is this all about?
35:52I feel like I've been called
35:53at the headmaster's office.
35:54Am I in trouble?
35:55We have quite an important question to ask you.
35:58Can I just give you a wheel, yeah?
36:01No, we feel like there's not been, like,
36:03the right time to, like, ask you
36:05and, like, have to know
36:06if you would call us to
36:08our wedding, funeral, and saloon.
36:12Are they back yet?
36:13Yes!
36:14Yes!
36:15I have never been to a foreign wedding before.
36:17Not only am I going to a wedding,
36:19but I'm going to a different country.
36:20It's a winner-winner chicken dinner
36:21and I can't wait for some cake.
36:24All right, calm down.
36:25Not everyone's invited.
36:26Not everyone's invited.
36:28Obviously, me and Kyle do have, like,
36:30a little bit of a past,
36:30but we are actually really good friends now
36:32and it would have been such a shame
36:33to miss out on his and Vicky's wedding,
36:35so I'm just so grateful that I'm going,
36:37woo!
36:37We are definitely invited.
36:39You didn't have so much Botox,
36:40you could try.
36:58It does feel great to be back in the club with everyone,
37:00but Nathan is looking absolutely shit-faced
37:03and there's no chance
37:04I'm sharing a cab home with him.
37:05In a place of good times
37:08In a good time
37:11Woo!
37:12In a place of good times
37:23I've had a great time.
37:24Everyone looks like they're enjoying themselves,
37:25having a few drinks,
37:26Nathan's up dancing again.
37:28I'll be honest,
37:29the Jodie Shaw family will always be
37:30a massive part of my life.
37:32I still love them all the bits.
37:40This has been so fun.
37:43Thank you everyone for coming.
37:45Are you excited about meeting your baby sister?
37:47What?
37:48I've wanted this for so long,
37:50I've wanted a little girl.
37:51Do you know what though,
37:52I think Kyle's went all out for this wedding.
37:54Ready to go and watch mum and daddy get married?
37:56We cannot wait.
37:57It's crazy to think that like
37:59in a few hours we're going to have a baby.
38:00Literally got a baby.
38:01Oh my God.
38:03Someone else kiss you your eyes
38:06And say that that one you're buying with you
38:08Make kiss your bride.
38:10Vicky is officially part of the Jodie Shaw family.
38:14God help her.
38:14God help her.
38:44God help her.
38:44God help her.
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