WWF SmackDown, May 11, 2000

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Transcript

00:00:00I

00:01:00Oh, Jerry the King Lawler at ringside.

00:01:08Oh, King, I'll tell you what.

00:01:10I ran into the Dudleys earlier today,

00:01:12and I don't believe I've ever seen them in such an angry mood.

00:01:17Can you imagine the embarrassment and the humiliation

00:01:20of this past week on Raw?

00:01:22Gerald Briscoe putting bummer Ray Dudley through a table.

00:01:26Wait a minute.

00:01:26What do you mean embarrassment?

00:01:28You think it's an embarrassment?

00:01:30Because Gerald Briscoe is obviously a future WWE Hall of Famer.

00:01:33Does something right.

00:01:34Texas can go for one fall.

00:01:36In the ring.

00:01:37And a combined weight of 5.165 pounds.

00:01:40Mother Ray and Devon, the Dudley boy.

00:01:44King, for somebody who makes a movie putting people through tables,

00:01:48to have a Hall of Famer put him through a table,

00:01:50yeah, I think it's pretty embarrassing.

00:01:52Wait a minute.

00:01:54Hey, speaking of embarrassment, let's do the music.

00:01:57Hey, it's him.

00:01:59It's McMahon Associate Joe Briscoe.

00:02:03Right, it's your story's worst nightmare.

00:02:05You gotta take a stand.

00:02:06I'd like to direct your attention to the Oval Tron.

00:02:13To show you and everyone else what I did single-handedly to Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:02:21Well, I'd argue with a single-handed point, King.

00:02:23You need to have some help from a T and A.

00:02:25Oh, look, look.

00:02:26And, King, imagine the humiliation, the embarrassment Bubba Ray must have felt when Briscoe went through the table.

00:02:31Now, you ask why I would do something like that.

00:02:38I'll tell you why.

00:02:40I am a great wrestling champion.

00:02:43And not only that, I am a great fighter for women's rights.

00:02:49And I will carry the torch for all the women in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:02:56But, Dudleys, let me do this first.

00:02:59First, let me introduce you to your opponents tonight.

00:03:04After making a very long convalescence and making her first return to the World Wrestling Federation action tonight,

00:03:13I give you Trish Stratus and T and A.

00:03:17So, T and A is going to take on the Dudley boys' exact team action.

00:03:21And Gerald Briscoe is currently claiming he's sticking up for the women that Dudleys have put through tables.

00:03:26Terry, Lita, Mae Young, and this beautiful woman.

00:03:31Okay, it was a few weeks ago at Backlash, and Bubba Ray Dudley put Trish Stratus through a table.

00:03:37But Trish is back, and you've got to believe he helped in on revenge.

00:03:41I think Bubba Ray Dudley's helped in on reintroducing Trish to another table.

00:03:45And Bubba Ray Dudley is irate.

00:03:49Now what?

00:03:52Now what?

00:03:53What do you think?

00:03:55Woo-hoo!

00:03:56What's up, Shane?

00:03:59I'm sure he's going to tell us.

00:04:04I am overwhelmed with my colleague Gerald Briscoe's sentiments.

00:04:11I, too, share Gerald's sensitivity towards women's rights.

00:04:18I mean, let's face it, one of the innocent victims that the Dudley boys have repeatedly bombarded through tables could

00:04:29have quite easily been

00:04:33my very own sister, Stephanie McMahon Helmsley.

00:04:38Oh, my God.

00:04:38Perish the thought.

00:04:40Could have been, though.

00:04:41So, tonight, I stand by a staunch advocate of women's rights.

00:04:47I stand by my friend and hero Gerald Briscoe.

00:04:51He's a hero.

00:04:52Yeah, they're regular Susan B. Anthony's, aren't they, Kate?

00:04:54They're a couple famous feminists.

00:04:56Well, meanwhile, Bubba is about to explode in the ring.

00:05:00He can't believe this is happening.

00:05:02What do you mean he can't believe it's happening?

00:05:04Somebody finally stands up for women's rights?

00:05:06What are you, a male showing his pig?

00:05:08No, I mean, like Briscoe's actions are not, King, he really does make some sense.

00:05:12Right, of course he does.

00:05:15Oh.

00:05:16And you go crazy about puppies, and that isn't chauvinistic.

00:05:19That's with a boot in the face of Devon, and here we go in this tag team action.

00:05:23Nice counter by Tess into the swinging neckbreaker.

00:05:25I can assure you that young lady, Trish Frantz, has got T&A fired up.

00:05:29I'll tell you, King, T&A has built this strange relationship.

00:05:33Hey, you hear these people?

00:05:35They want a table.

00:05:36Oh, Tess misses with her right hand.

00:05:38Devon kicked to the midsection.

00:05:39King, T&A has built a strange relationship with the McMahon-Helmsley regime.

00:05:44Doing regime dirty work in order to get their hands on the Dudley boys.

00:05:50What's strange about that?

00:05:52Oh.

00:05:52I mean, King, you don't find it odd.

00:05:54The McMahon-Helmsley regime is hooked up with T&A.

00:05:57Well, I guess politics in the World Wrestling Federation makes with strange bedfellas.

00:06:02And an elbow to the head by Bubba Ray Dudley just ripped him into the corner.

00:06:07T&A believes it has plenty to prove that Bubba Ray put Trish through a table a few weeks ago

00:06:12at backlash.

00:06:14I don't think I've seen Trish smile yet here tonight.

00:06:17Well, I'll tell you who's smiling.

00:06:19And it's put a smile on a lot of these people's faces.

00:06:22And that's Gerald Briscoe.

00:06:23He's fast becoming my hero, too.

00:06:25A man that will finally come out and stand up for women's rights.

00:06:28And then Shane McMahon comes out and reinforces his sentiments.

00:06:31Instead of worrying about women's rights, Shane McMahon should be worried about his situation with a seven-foot-two, 500

00:06:37-pound big show.

00:06:38You know, the Briscoe's are probably the second most famous wrestling family in the business.

00:06:43Behind who?

00:06:44Behind the McMahon's report, you idiot.

00:06:45What a knock now by Albert the A in T&A.

00:06:49As Gerald Briscoe and Shane McMahon look on from ringside.

00:06:52Yes.

00:06:53Yes.

00:06:54Yes.

00:06:55And Albert the 360-pounder hammering away on Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:06:59I bet poor Trish had to undergo a lot of therapeutic treatment.

00:07:03Oh!

00:07:03That explosion might be expected to be here tonight on SmackDown, Kane.

00:07:07Chris Jericho is expected.

00:07:09And talk about highway robbery.

00:07:10It wasn't fair what happened to Chris Jericho on Monday night on Raw.

00:07:14Basically stripped of the Intercontinental title by Triple H on a call that turned out to be a farce.

00:07:20What are you talking about?

00:07:21You better be careful, Michael Cole.

00:07:23Look out.

00:07:23You can't listen to the show, you know.

00:07:25Oh, my!

00:07:25He broke the top rope into the lower extremities.

00:07:29Of Albert.

00:07:30And now the war dance for Devon Dudley.

00:07:32What?

00:07:33The lower extremities.

00:07:34You know what I mean.

00:07:35I sure do.

00:07:37The Dudley boys in control of Albert.

00:07:40Brothers in arms, Devon and Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:07:44Here's the referee.

00:07:45Look at Gerald Briscoe getting involved.

00:07:46He's standing up for women's rights.

00:07:48Well, Gerald Briscoe knows Devon's had to kick.

00:07:50All about what he does.

00:07:51He goes through a table at the hands of the Dudley boys.

00:07:54And Devon in pursuit of Gerald Briscoe.

00:07:57Roger!

00:08:00And Devon ran into a brick wall with the name of Albert.

00:08:05That's A to you.

00:08:06Back in the corner.

00:08:07Back in the corner.

00:08:08And Albert rolling Devon Dudley back into the ring.

00:08:10And speaking of new Intercontinental Champions, Chris Benoit will be in action a little bit later on.

00:08:16What do these people want table?

00:08:20Are they crazy?

00:08:21And Test jammed it away on Devon Dudley.

00:08:25I guess you and the rest of these people condone that Dudley's putting something like poor Mae Young through a

00:08:32table.

00:08:32Look out, Devon.

00:08:33Here's a cover on Test and a kick out after the count of two.

00:08:36Poor Mae Young not once but twice they put her through tables.

00:08:39King, do you not listen to anything I say?

00:08:41There's the sidewalk slam.

00:08:42I try not to, but why?

00:08:43I said, like Briscoe's actions or not, he really does make some sense.

00:08:47I mean, putting women through tables isn't normal action.

00:08:49You got that right.

00:08:51Test to the top rope, Devon in trouble.

00:08:53And Test with a flying elbow.

00:08:55Oh, he's out of the way.

00:08:56Uh-oh.

00:08:57And can Devon make a tag to Bubba Ray Dudley?

00:09:00I'll never forget the look on Quarteri's face.

00:09:03The look of horror when she was sent through that table.

00:09:07Speaking of looks of horror, I can never forget the look of horror on Shane's face.

00:09:10But he died on Raw when the Big Show is in pursuit.

00:09:14Oh, that Big Bully.

00:09:15That Big Show.

00:09:16Big Bully.

00:09:17Big Show can't wait to get his hands on Shane.

00:09:19Cover, hook of the leg.

00:09:21He's meant to break up the three count and hit his partner, Albert.

00:09:24Trish, get him on the same page.

00:09:27Test misses his right hand.

00:09:28Bubba Ray dug it.

00:09:29Oh, man.

00:09:32And look out.

00:09:33Bubba Ray tags Jared Briscoe.

00:09:36He's showing his pit.

00:09:37Oh, no.

00:09:37Look out.

00:09:38He's got Trish.

00:09:38Oh, no.

00:09:39Put it down.

00:09:39Trish.

00:09:40And Albert ran into Trish and to Jared Briscoe.

00:09:453-D.

00:09:48Oh, my gosh.

00:09:48The cover by Bubba Ray.

00:09:51And look out.

00:09:52Shane's pulling the referee out of the ring.

00:09:55I don't know how does Shane do it.

00:09:57I don't know.

00:09:58It's just Aaron with the elbow.

00:10:00Briscoe sacrificed himself to say, Trish, no.

00:10:02Look at this.

00:10:03He got him.

00:10:04He got him.

00:10:04Yes.

00:10:05TNA picked up the win.

00:10:07Tess delivers an elbow from the top rope.

00:10:10Trish here.

00:10:11Look out.

00:10:12It's the show.

00:10:13The Big Show.

00:10:15He's got Shane.

00:10:17He's got Shane.

00:10:18Oh, my God.

00:10:20Revenge time for The Big Show on Shane King.

00:10:23Unhand him, you idiot.

00:10:25And Tess.

00:10:27Get out of there, Shane.

00:10:28Oh, look out.

00:10:30That's out for Tess.

00:10:31Tess slam.

00:10:33Run away, Shane.

00:10:34Run away.

00:10:34That was meant for Shane.

00:10:36We win it at The Big Show.

00:10:37And I pity Shane McMahon if The Big Show ever gets his hands on him.

00:10:44We're back on SmackDown.

00:10:46King, and there should be one rule in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:10:48What's that?

00:10:49Don't anger The Big Show, but Shane McMahon sure did.

00:10:52You got that right.

00:10:53And The Big Show came down.

00:10:55He actually put his hands on Shane McMahon a few minutes ago.

00:10:58Oh, Shane was so lucky to escape with his, literally with his life.

00:11:02Thank goodness.

00:11:03Tess came in there and at least distracted The Big Show momentarily, but then he got this.

00:11:08Well, King, make no mistake about it.

00:11:09This chokeslam was meant for Shane McMahon.

00:11:12And can you blame The Big Show?

00:11:13I mean, Shane McMahon totally disrespected him, treated him like a dog, called him pathetic,

00:11:19said he shouldn't even be breathing the same air as Shane.

00:11:21Hey, uh-oh, look out.

00:11:22Look out, Shane!

00:11:24Well, this is live, gang.

00:11:26Where's Shane?

00:11:26Well, Shane's a moving target.

00:11:28Come on, find him!

00:11:30And now, the high-energy snack of the night brought to you by Metacuts from Metaform,

00:11:35the science of building a better body.

00:11:37There's a sufficient move here.

00:11:39Don't tap out!

00:11:40Hey, what the hell is Stephanie McMahon coming out here?

00:11:43Wait, what's happening now?

00:11:45What in the world?

00:11:46You can't stop the referee, you idiot!

00:11:48There's a cross face!

00:11:50He gave up!

00:11:50I didn't hear him!

00:11:52Jericho give up, and I didn't see him tap out!

00:11:57Uh-oh!

00:11:58God found this in the house!

00:12:03Grab your...

00:12:04Well, King, I'll tell you what, you saw The Big Show in pursuit of Shane McMahon.

00:12:08Shane might want to use all that money he's gotten.

00:12:10They got a life insurance policy.

00:12:13Huh?

00:12:14I'm sorry.

00:12:15Godfather to the house!

00:12:16Godfather to the house!

00:12:17He's been doing more football.

00:12:19Speaking, he's running from the Red Light District, weighing in at 320 pounds, The Godfather.

00:12:27What's up, Godfather?

00:12:29King, The Godfather 7-to-1-on-1 action against the new Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit,

00:12:34who defeated Chris Jericho in controversial fashion this past week on Raw.

00:12:41King, you just saw on the metaphor and smack of the night, the way that Jericho was robbed

00:12:46of the Intercontinental title.

00:12:48Michael, if you say that one more time, I may have to snap the taste out of your mouth.

00:12:52He was not robbed, he gave up!

00:12:53He didn't get to work through, he didn't snap out, but he verbally...

00:12:57Did you hear him?

00:12:59Did you hear him?

00:13:00No, I was over here at Drake's eye, but I'm sure Triple H heard him.

00:13:03Triple H made the call, he heard him.

00:13:06If JR hadn't been screaming, I'm sure he'd have heard him.

00:13:08Once again, for everybody to come aboard the...

00:13:13Oh, yeah!

00:13:15Woo-hoo!

00:13:16Man, I...

00:13:17Hey.

00:13:19Oh, Godfather's not gonna like this interruption too much.

00:13:21I don't like it either.

00:13:39I don't like this interruption, I want to speak up on it, ladies!

00:13:42Well, here goes the new Intercontinental Champion hammering away on Godfather with last Thursday

00:13:46night here on SmackDown.

00:13:48Benoit lost the Intercontinental title in a bloodbath.

00:13:50He regained it on Raw this past Monday night.

00:13:53Well, he's a wrestling machine, that's what he is, but...

00:13:56What about the Godfather's ladies?

00:13:58Woo-hoo!

00:14:00Well, Ken, you know what?

00:14:00You were out here last match preaching about women's rights.

00:14:03Where did that all go?

00:14:05Well, you have the right to shut up, remain silent.

00:14:08Godfather with the big right hand to the Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit.

00:14:13Godfather into the corner.

00:14:15You know, I can't believe that Chris Benoit is out here parading around his Intercontinental Champion

00:14:20after the way, look out, here's the cover on the bridge and a kick-out.

00:14:23What do you mean?

00:14:24After the way he won the title, so-called won the title, on Raw this past Monday night game.

00:14:29I don't, I just don't understand the point that you're trying to make.

00:14:32Look out!

00:14:33It was questionable officiating.

00:14:34Here's the cover, hook to the leg by the Godfather and a kick-out.

00:14:37True, something happened to the, well, I guess the first official in the ring,

00:14:40but luckily Triple H was here as the special enforcer,

00:14:44and Triple H got in the ring, he took charge like a, like a take-charge referee.

00:14:48And next thing you know, Benoit had this beautiful submission move on Jericho,

00:14:53and Jericho gave up.

00:14:54Well, King.

00:14:55What's wrong with that?

00:14:55Not to say that Chris Jericho wouldn't have tapped out eventually.

00:14:58I mean, the Crippler crossface is a devastating move.

00:15:01Right.

00:15:01But the bottom line is, Triple H, the special enforcer, called for the bell too quickly.

00:15:05Jericho did not tap out.

00:15:08That's your opinion.

00:15:09Well, most people with rational opinions would believe that.

00:15:12And Godfather in control right now, the Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit.

00:15:19You know, people who know Chris Benoit can't believe he has a lot of character,

00:15:23but how can he feel good about the way he regained the Intercontinental Championship?

00:15:28Well, you know what?

00:15:29He's right out here in front of us.

00:15:29Why don't you ask him, Big Mouth?

00:15:31Well, I'd like to have the opportunity to ask Benoit sometime in the future about that.

00:15:36Did you see that?

00:15:37I mean, Chris Benoit is a tremendous athlete.

00:15:39He was a tremendous Intercontinental Champion, but he should be champion here tonight.

00:15:43Well, I think the Godfather is realizing this.

00:15:45How am I talking about living in the past?

00:15:47How am I talking about this match?

00:15:49I think the Godfather is realizing he don't, he don't stand up.

00:15:52He's going to out-wrestle Benoit, so he's going to do everything,

00:15:55like throw him into the step, anything to win this match.

00:15:57The Godfather perhaps been more powerful of the two.

00:16:00Oh, boy, here we go.

00:16:01It's a tremendous victory if he can pull off the upset over Chris Benoit.

00:16:04And the Godfather walked the second road, nobody home.

00:16:06And Benoit, uh-oh, and trying to lock in the crippler twelfth face.

00:16:10He's not locked in, King.

00:16:12He's got it locked in.

00:16:13The referee calls for the bell.

00:16:15No, no, there's no getting out of that, Michael.

00:16:16You're showing up, Chris Benoit.

00:16:17Well, we've never seen the Godfather said that before, King.

00:16:20But I'll tell you what, I'm going to go ask Chris Benoit

00:16:22how he can cramp around being Intercontinental Champion

00:16:25after he didn't really win the title.

00:16:26You're going to do what, you idiot?

00:16:28You better sit down, he'll put you in the crippler twelfth face.

00:16:31Look at Michael Cole, he's lost his mind.

00:16:34What in the world?

00:16:36Get out of there, Michael!

00:16:39Oh, oh, my gosh.

00:16:41Chris, Chris Benoit.

00:16:43We just saw you use the crippler cross face.

00:16:48Chris, don't punch his light down.

00:16:49On the Godfather.

00:16:51A maneuver you tried to use on Chris Jericho this past week on Raw.

00:16:55Now, everybody at home, people at the arena,

00:16:58people watching on television, realize that it was a quick call.

00:17:03Chris Jericho, it seemed to me, and it seemed to everyone else,

00:17:06and it's never really tapped out.

00:17:07Oh, my God.

00:17:08Never make a dumb statement like that again, Cole.

00:17:11And I'll show you exactly how and why I won this title.

00:17:17I will admit,

00:17:21it didn't look like Chris Jericho gave up.

00:17:25I will admit, I did not hear Chris Jericho say,

00:17:29I quit.

00:17:31But I will guarantee all the Jericho-holics

00:17:39that he did.

00:17:41He had no choice.

00:17:44Once I locked a cross face on

00:17:47and felt his body go numb

00:17:51from the paralyzing pain

00:17:54that it inflicts, I saw it.

00:17:57Chris Jericho

00:17:58had only one hope,

00:18:01and that is

00:18:02that someone come break the hold,

00:18:04which is exactly what Triple H did,

00:18:07because it was the only

00:18:09merciful thing

00:18:10left to do.

00:18:13Chris Jericho

00:18:14did not tap out.

00:18:16Chris Jericho did not say,

00:18:19I quit

00:18:21because he couldn't.

00:18:23Right.

00:18:24No, I'm not here to pass judgment.

00:18:26What I'm here for

00:18:28is to offer

00:18:31Chris Jericho

00:18:33an opportunity

00:18:35at the World Wrestling Federation's

00:18:38Intercontinental Championship

00:18:40at Judgment Day.

00:18:44There is one

00:18:47stipulation

00:18:48this will be

00:18:50a submission

00:18:51match.

00:18:54I can't believe

00:18:55it's going to be

00:18:55a submission match

00:18:56at Judgment Day.

00:18:58Chris Benoit,

00:18:59Chris Jericho,

00:19:00Judgment Day

00:19:01submission match.

00:19:05Back on SmackDown, King,

00:19:06and look at this.

00:19:08Chris Jericho

00:19:08and Chris Benoit

00:19:09going out in the parking area.

00:19:11Where the heck?

00:19:11Oh!

00:19:12Somebody get in there

00:19:13and get that idiot Jericho up!

00:19:14Come on, bring it up!

00:19:15Come on, bring it up!

00:19:15Do you think Chris Jericho

00:19:16accepted the challenge

00:19:17of Chris Benoit

00:19:18for the submission match

00:19:19at Judgment Day?

00:19:20I think so.

00:19:22Officials trying to

00:19:23separate Benoit

00:19:24and Jericho

00:19:24and level of loss

00:19:25between these two.

00:19:26And he'll be settled

00:19:27in 10 days

00:19:28on pay-per-view.

00:19:29The Jericho

00:19:30the big-pack fight,

00:19:31I guarantee you

00:19:31he jumped Chris Benoit

00:19:32from behind.

00:19:33Can you imagine

00:19:33walls of Jericho

00:19:34versus the cripple

00:19:35of Crossface

00:19:36at Judgment Day?

00:19:38Is he short?

00:19:3910 days away

00:19:39and someone's got to submit!

00:19:51Well, the game Triple H

00:19:54will meet The Rock

00:19:55in 10 days

00:19:56is Judgment Day

00:19:57with a World Wrestling

00:19:58Federation title

00:19:59on the line

00:20:00in a 60-minute

00:20:02Iron Man match!

00:20:04Wow!

00:20:05And can you listen to this?

00:20:06The DX Run DMC video

00:20:07The Kings

00:20:08from the Aggression CD

00:20:09has its world premiere

00:20:11this Monday

00:20:12after Raw

00:20:1311.15 Eastern

00:20:15on MTV!

00:20:17Ladies and gentlemen

00:20:18making their way

00:20:19to the ring

00:20:20Triple H

00:20:21World Wrestling

00:20:23World Wrestling

00:20:23Women's Champion

00:20:24Stephanie McMahon

00:20:25Hemsley

00:20:26Tori

00:20:27X-Box

00:20:28The Road Dog

00:20:29Jesse James

00:20:30Pat Patterson

00:20:31Shane McMahon

00:20:32and the Chairman

00:20:34of the World Wrestling

00:20:35Federation

00:20:35Victor McMahon

00:20:38Wow!

00:20:39What a regime!

00:20:40I mean, you know

00:20:40we're right here

00:20:41at the shadows

00:20:41of Yale University

00:20:42This is like a bunch

00:20:43of doctors

00:20:44and lawyers

00:20:45and scholars

00:20:46coming toward the ring

00:20:47here

00:20:47Doctors and lawyers

00:20:49scholars

00:20:49and statesmen

00:20:52Statesmen?

00:20:52Yeah!

00:20:53Look at that!

00:20:54I can tell you

00:20:54one thing

00:20:55the regime

00:20:55did what it promised

00:20:56on Raw

00:20:58is better hurting

00:20:59on those

00:20:59who meddle

00:21:00on their business

00:21:01In fact

00:21:01the regime

00:21:02mumbles

00:21:04Y2J

00:21:04Chris Jericho

00:21:06And Mr. McMahon

00:21:07used that word

00:21:08guarantee again

00:21:09on Raw

00:21:09and it came through

00:21:10he guaranteed

00:21:11Jericho

00:21:11wouldn't leave

00:21:12Intercontinental Champion

00:21:13Yeah!

00:21:13Look at the smile

00:21:13on his face

00:21:14Ha ha!

00:21:15I love it

00:21:16when Mr. McMahon

00:21:16did a good move

00:21:19He's gotta have

00:21:20something good

00:21:20in store for us

00:21:21tonight

00:21:22Well Pat Patterson

00:21:24has got a microphone

00:21:24that can't be good

00:21:27Oh man

00:21:28Did you see

00:21:29what Pat Patterson

00:21:29did

00:21:30Monday night

00:21:30You know

00:21:32I've done a lot

00:21:33in my wrestling career

00:21:35Ha ha ha

00:21:35Yeah

00:21:36But tonight

00:21:37I'm a very proud man

00:21:39I'm not gonna waste

00:21:41any time

00:21:42to tell you why

00:21:43I will show you why

00:21:45Uh oh

00:21:46Roll the footage

00:21:47Michael remember this

00:21:48from Raw Monday night

00:21:49How could

00:21:50how could you forget

00:21:51Look

00:21:51It's my turn boy

00:21:54Oh

00:21:55Pat Patterson

00:21:56had received

00:21:57a sticky face

00:21:58from Rikishi

00:21:59and I had

00:22:00Pat had one of his own

00:22:02and he had skid marks

00:22:03skid marks everywhere

00:22:05Ha ha ha

00:22:06Hey King Pat Patterson

00:22:07actually he's proud

00:22:08that he had skid marks

00:22:09in his underwear

00:22:09He actually had a poop stain

00:22:12and I knew that

00:22:13and I knew that Rikishi

00:22:13was a brown noser

00:22:15It was great

00:22:16Oh

00:22:17Not only that

00:22:18Tonight

00:22:19I was granted permission

00:22:21to book a wrestling match

00:22:23right here

00:22:24in this very ring

00:22:26Oh

00:22:26Pat Patterson gets the book

00:22:28So I booked

00:22:29a six-man tag team

00:22:32elimination match

00:22:33He did it

00:22:35On one side

00:22:36you will see the team

00:22:37of

00:22:38X-Bot

00:22:39Yeah

00:22:40That's good

00:22:41The Road Dog

00:22:42Road Doggy Dog

00:22:43Their tag team partner

00:22:46will be

00:22:47the next

00:22:48World Wrestling

00:22:49Federation Champion

00:22:50Triple H

00:22:52The game

00:22:53Tonight

00:22:55Boy what a combination

00:22:57And they will face

00:22:58the team of

00:22:59Two Cool

00:23:01Uh oh

00:23:02And

00:23:04And

00:23:04Their tag team partner

00:23:07Rikishi

00:23:08Rikishi the Brown Noser

00:23:10A six-man elimination

00:23:11tag team match

00:23:12up here tonight

00:23:13The six-man elimination

00:23:15tag team

00:23:17Oh

00:23:17Elimination tag match

00:23:18Well

00:23:19I'll tell you

00:23:20that's a great job

00:23:20Pat

00:23:21What's going on

00:23:22Patterson's making matches

00:23:23Briscoe's making matches

00:23:24And since we're making matches

00:23:25Uh oh

00:23:26Now Shane

00:23:27You see

00:23:28Big Show

00:23:28I see you're in the back there

00:23:31and

00:23:31you keep asking everybody

00:23:33Oh Shane

00:23:34Which way did he go

00:23:36Uh oh

00:23:37Which way did he go

00:23:38Uh oh

00:23:39I don't think that's too wise

00:23:40I'm right here Big Show

00:23:40I'm right here

00:23:41And tonight

00:23:42Big Show

00:23:43You will be here

00:23:44In this very ring

00:23:46In a special

00:23:48Handicap

00:23:49Tag team

00:23:50Table match

00:23:51Against your new pals

00:23:53The Dudley boys

00:23:54Oh my god

00:23:55The Dudleys have already

00:23:56wrestled the match tonight

00:23:58Let's see how much energy

00:23:59You have then

00:24:00Show

00:24:01Dudleys and Show

00:24:02In a table match

00:24:04A handicapped table match

00:24:05Against the Dolly Green Giant

00:24:07Big Show

00:24:08That's good crap

00:24:09That was really good crap

00:24:11Get it?

00:24:12Crap

00:24:14He's a comedian

00:24:15You know Vince

00:24:16A lot of people were surprised

00:24:18On Monday

00:24:19That The Rock didn't show up

00:24:20For Raw

00:24:22But I wasn't

00:24:24And

00:24:26Quite frankly

00:24:28Uh oh

00:24:30Now this is

00:24:31Uncalled for

00:24:37You know what

00:24:39Everybody in Connecticut

00:24:40Has a foul mouth

00:24:41If you ask me

00:24:41Even Mr. McMahon

00:24:44Quite frankly

00:24:45I know why

00:24:45The Rock didn't show up

00:24:48Word leaked out

00:24:49Word leaked out

00:24:50Vince

00:24:50You know how things

00:24:51Go around the WWF

00:24:52Stories get out

00:24:55It kinda slipped out

00:24:57That Monday

00:24:58I was gonna challenge

00:24:59The Rock

00:25:00To a 60 minute

00:25:01Iron Man match

00:25:03And The Rock

00:25:04Quite frankly

00:25:06Was scared

00:25:06To show up

00:25:07And answer the challenge

00:25:09I find that hard

00:25:10To believe

00:25:10That damn internet

00:25:11He could've come up

00:25:12With a better excuse

00:25:13Than the flimsy one

00:25:14He used

00:25:15About going to Morocco

00:25:16To make some stupid movie

00:25:18The Mummy 2

00:25:20Think of something

00:25:21More original than that

00:25:22Right?

00:25:23That's the truth

00:25:23By the way

00:25:24King

00:25:24Oh yeah right

00:25:25It is

00:25:25But the fact of the matter

00:25:26Is The Rock

00:25:27Is scared

00:25:30You heard that

00:25:31Didn't you Michael?

00:25:33Yeah I heard it

00:25:34But I don't believe it

00:25:36How convenient

00:25:37You just have to have

00:25:37A movie to do

00:25:38The Rock is scared

00:25:40But Monday

00:25:42The Rock and I

00:25:43Will go face to face

00:25:45And Rock

00:25:46You will

00:25:48Have to answer

00:25:49My challenge

00:25:5260 minutes

00:25:53Rock

00:25:54Iron Man match

00:25:55You

00:25:56And me

00:25:58And the thing is

00:26:00If you say yes

00:26:01Then 10 days

00:26:03From right now

00:26:04It will be

00:26:06Your judgment day

00:26:07Because the truth

00:26:08Will be told

00:26:10That

00:26:12As great a shape

00:26:14As you are in Rock

00:26:15As physically conditioned

00:26:17An athlete as you are

00:26:18You will never

00:26:19Be in the shape I am

00:26:22You will never be

00:26:24As conditioned

00:26:24An athlete as I am Rock

00:26:26Just ask Stephanie

00:26:27She knows

00:26:30And that

00:26:31As electrifying

00:26:33As you are

00:26:34You will never be

00:26:37As good

00:26:38As I am

00:26:43And Rock

00:26:45As great

00:26:46As you

00:26:47Think that you are

00:26:49Know one thing

00:26:51You will never

00:26:52Be the game

00:26:55Because Rock

00:26:57Quite frankly

00:26:58You are not in the shape

00:26:59I am in

00:27:00And you don't have the heart

00:27:02That I have

00:27:06Rock

00:27:06Judgment day

00:27:08I will show the world

00:27:10Once and for all

00:27:11That I am

00:27:13That damn good

00:27:18And that I will be

00:27:20The world

00:27:21Wrestling

00:27:22Federation

00:27:24Champion

00:27:24Not only is he in great shape

00:27:27He's

00:27:27He's honest

00:27:30Uh oh

00:27:31Here we go

00:27:31Now I understand

00:27:34That there are

00:27:35A number of you

00:27:39Here we go again

00:27:41His own homestead

00:27:43I understand

00:27:43That there are

00:27:44A number of you

00:27:45I understand that

00:27:47I understand

00:27:48That some of you

00:27:49Feel as though

00:27:50That the McMahon

00:27:50Helmsley faction

00:27:52Last Monday on Raw

00:27:54Just wasn't fair

00:27:55To Chris Jericho

00:27:57Well it wasn't

00:27:58Oh listen to you

00:27:59I understand that

00:28:00Many of you feel as though

00:28:01Since the McMahon

00:28:03Helmsley faction

00:28:03Made Chris Jericho

00:28:05Compete

00:28:05On three different

00:28:07Occasions

00:28:07Defending the

00:28:08Intercontinental title

00:28:09Until he lost it

00:28:10That it just

00:28:11Wasn't

00:28:12Fair

00:28:13Is that what you think

00:28:15Cole?

00:28:15That's right

00:28:16Well

00:28:16That's just

00:28:17Too damned bad

00:28:20Because

00:28:20If you don't think

00:28:22It was fair Monday

00:28:23You're probably

00:28:23The same kind

00:28:24Of people

00:28:24Who wait in line

00:28:26You'll wait forever

00:28:28In line

00:28:28Like sheep all lined up

00:28:30You'll wait in line

00:28:31Waiting your turn

00:28:32And then you'll see

00:28:33Someone like myself

00:28:34Very aggressively

00:28:36Cut in the front

00:28:36Of the line

00:28:37And you'll say

00:28:38Wait a minute

00:28:38That's not fair

00:28:42And what about

00:28:44The parking lot

00:28:45We've all been there

00:28:46There you are

00:28:48Patiently waiting

00:28:48For your little

00:28:49Parking space

00:28:50And it suddenly

00:28:52Appears

00:28:52You start driving

00:28:54Your car

00:28:54Someone zips

00:28:56In

00:28:56Cuts you up

00:28:57Parks their car

00:28:58And you say

00:28:58Wait a minute

00:28:59That's my parking

00:29:00Space

00:29:01That's not fair

00:29:02Not fair

00:29:03Not fair

00:29:04Will you stop

00:29:05What about

00:29:07What about

00:29:08On those few

00:29:09Occasions

00:29:09When you will

00:29:11Honestly

00:29:11And objectively

00:29:13Look into

00:29:14The full length

00:29:15Mirror

00:29:16Oh boy

00:29:17Oh boy

00:29:18Alright now we're

00:29:19Getting somewhere

00:29:20Oh yeah

00:29:21And you women

00:29:22Look into the mirror

00:29:23And you look at

00:29:24Yourselves

00:29:25And you say

00:29:28Look at the

00:29:30Cellulite

00:29:31Hanging from my hips

00:29:32And my buttocks

00:29:33That's not fair

00:29:36And you men

00:29:37You men won't even

00:29:38Come close to the mirror

00:29:40That's you

00:29:40Michael

00:29:41On that occasion

00:29:41When you might

00:29:42Just take a quick glimpse

00:29:43You say

00:29:44That can't be me

00:29:46No

00:29:47That can't be me

00:29:48With the pot belly

00:29:49And the small genitalia

00:29:51Oh no

00:29:52That's not fair

00:29:53That really is you

00:29:55Michael

00:29:55And you look at

00:29:56Yourselves

00:29:57Go ahead

00:29:58Look at

00:29:59Yourselves

00:30:00Look at the

00:30:01Person sitting

00:30:02Next to you

00:30:02Yeah

00:30:02Look at him

00:30:03Look at the

00:30:04Person sitting

00:30:05In front of you

00:30:05Go ahead

00:30:06Look at all

00:30:07Of you

00:30:09You bunch

00:30:10Of pigs

00:30:10You look at

00:30:11Yourselves

00:30:12And you compare

00:30:13Yourselves

00:30:14To the

00:30:15Beautiful people

00:30:16Here in this

00:30:17Ring

00:30:17And you say

00:30:18That's not fair

00:30:22Look at these

00:30:23Bunch of

00:30:23Nutmegger pigs

00:30:24And

00:30:25Forget about

00:30:26The looks

00:30:27What about

00:30:28The money

00:30:29Oh the money

00:30:31What about

00:30:32The money

00:30:32That's what

00:30:34It's all about

00:30:34Not fair

00:30:35You scrimp

00:30:36And you save

00:30:37You work

00:30:38Yourselves

00:30:39Half to death

00:30:40And still

00:30:41You can't afford

00:30:42What you really

00:30:43Want

00:30:44Guess what

00:30:45That's not fair

00:30:46It's not fair

00:30:48That some people

00:30:49Are rich

00:30:50And you're not

00:30:52That's not fair

00:30:57And you know

00:30:58You have to face

00:31:00The facts

00:31:00That the vast majority

00:31:03Of you

00:31:03Are just born

00:31:04Born with inferior

00:31:06Inferior DNA

00:31:07Uh oh

00:31:08Oh boy

00:31:09You say

00:31:09It's not fair

00:31:11I'm born

00:31:12With inferior DNA

00:31:15But you feel

00:31:16Sorry for yourselves

00:31:17You wallow

00:31:18In your self

00:31:19Pity

00:31:19And then you

00:31:20Have to face

00:31:21The facts

00:31:22That life

00:31:24Is not

00:31:26Fair

00:31:28I like

00:31:29Stephanie's DNA

00:31:30And some of you

00:31:31A select few

00:31:32You might as well

00:31:34Go ahead

00:31:34And admit it

00:31:35You might as well

00:31:36Own up to the

00:31:37Philosophy

00:31:39For some of you

00:31:40And that is

00:31:41That

00:31:42Life sucks

00:31:44And then you die

00:31:49When you work

00:31:50In the World Wrestling

00:31:51Federation

00:31:52And the Dan Helpline regime

00:31:53Is running back

00:31:54Oh is that so

00:31:55You inferior DNA

00:31:58Well gang

00:31:59Life isn't fair

00:32:00Tonight

00:32:00For the Dudley boys

00:32:02Bubba Ray

00:32:03And Devon

00:32:04Being forced

00:32:04To go into

00:32:05A matchup

00:32:06A handicapped

00:32:07Table match

00:32:07Against the Big Show

00:32:08Plus Rikishi

00:32:09Is too cool

00:32:10Against the

00:32:10Triple H

00:32:11To DX

00:32:12Is he looking

00:32:13In any mirrors

00:32:14Rightly

00:32:14Michael Cole

00:32:15Yes

00:32:15Senior interior

00:32:17Genetic

00:32:23Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot

00:32:25Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot

00:32:27You know

00:32:27There's

00:32:28Scissors and papers

00:32:30Too, mamacito

00:32:31Okay

00:32:32Let's try something different

00:32:33You got a quarter

00:32:33Yeah, I got it

00:32:35It's magic

00:32:38I'm gonna flip it

00:32:39Okay

00:32:39Cut it

00:32:42It's gone

00:32:43Alright, look

00:32:44I'll take Dean

00:32:45You take Perry

00:32:46Okay

00:32:47Let me try

00:32:47To be a peacemaker

00:32:48That's right

00:32:48Let's go kick their ass

00:33:18We're back on Smackdown King

00:33:20And Eddie Guerrero

00:33:20And Eddie Guerrero got knocked down

00:33:21For their efforts

00:33:22And the ninth wonder of the world

00:33:24Gets a chance at revenge

00:33:26Here tonight

00:33:26On Smackdown

00:33:31Oh, look at the size of that bazooka, Michael

00:33:40I'm speaking of heat

00:33:43I didn't say it yet

00:33:44You wanted to speak of heat

00:33:46Latino heat

00:33:47China set to go one-on-one with Dean Malenko

00:33:50And King, you know what's available now?

00:33:53The latest issue of Talk Magazine

00:33:55Which features China

00:33:56Oh, my God

00:33:58Oh, that's my brand new favorite magazine

00:34:01China and I'll the feature this week in Talk Magazine

00:34:05Available now

00:34:06Oh, my God

00:34:07I don't think China's planning on doing it

00:34:09He's talking here tonight

00:34:10He's planning on doing some battling

00:34:12With Dean Malenko

00:34:13Of the Radicals

00:34:15What a body

00:34:17Oh, baby

00:34:23Oh, that Eddie Guerrero's a lucky Latino

00:34:28He's the light heavyweight champion

00:34:29Oh, he's scheduled for one fall

00:34:32And it is for the World Wrestling Federation

00:34:34Light Heavyweight Championship

00:34:36Making his way to the right weight

00:34:38And at 225 pounds

00:34:40Is the World Wrestling Federation

00:34:42Light Heavyweight Champion

00:34:44Dean Malenko

00:34:46Oh, King, we know China's been the Intercontinental Champion

00:34:48Perhaps tonight on Smackdown

00:34:50She could be first

00:34:51Because the first woman to hold the light heavyweight title

00:34:54Oh, boy, would that ever be something

00:34:56China

00:34:56Oh, this is kind of weird

00:34:58I remember

00:34:58The Radicals coming here together

00:35:00And they were like a tight-fitting unit

00:35:03Uh-oh

00:35:03Hey, wait a minute

00:35:04Look who's here

00:35:04The Latino Heat

00:35:05Latino Heat

00:35:06Eddie Guerrero, the European Champion

00:35:09Wait a minute

00:35:09He's extending the hand of friendship

00:35:12Dean Malenko trying to apologize to China

00:35:15For his actions at this past Monday night on Raw

00:35:19And will China accept the apology?

00:35:21Guess not

00:35:21Look out

00:35:22China with a clothesline

00:35:24To Dean Malenko

00:35:25The Light Heavyweight Championship

00:35:26Is on the line

00:35:27Like I was saying

00:35:29The Radicals came into the WWF

00:35:31I mean a close-knit community

00:35:32Yeah, close-knit family almost

00:35:34And then all of a sudden

00:35:35China shows up

00:35:36Gets in the mix

00:35:38And these guys are fighting to the nail

00:35:40Wait a minute

00:35:41Cover here by China

00:35:42Two in a kickout by Dean Malenko

00:35:44It's sort of reminiscent

00:35:45Of when like

00:35:46When Yoko broke up the Beatles

00:35:47Yoko Zuna broke up the Beatles?

00:35:50No, Yoko Ono, you idiot

00:35:52Oh, I get it, remember?

00:35:53So what you're saying is

00:35:54China's been a divisive force

00:35:56In the land of the Radicals, right?

00:35:59Well, it looks that way

00:36:01And Eddie Guerrero looks on

00:36:03His Mamacita China in trouble

00:36:05To Dean Malenko

00:36:07We heard Eddie Guerrero say that

00:36:09That he thinks that Dean Malenko

00:36:11Is a little bit

00:36:11Well, sexually frustrated

00:36:13He did say that

00:36:15He thinks Malenko sees Eddie Guerrero

00:36:17With Dean of Heed with Mamacita

00:36:19And he's a little jealous

00:36:21One, two, three

00:36:22Can't blame him

00:36:23Eddie Guerrero later on tonight

00:36:25Will go one-on-one with Perry Saturn

00:36:28You know, Eddie Guerrero says

00:36:29Perry Saturn's frustrated

00:36:30Because he's the only radical

00:36:31Not to attain gold here

00:36:33In the World Wrestling Federation

00:36:34Is that a fact or not?

00:36:36What a backbreaker

00:36:36It is a fact

00:36:37I don't know if it's a fact

00:36:38That Malenko's sexually frustrated though

00:36:41And look at this

00:36:41Submission maneuver here

00:36:43By Dean Malenko

00:36:44If he is, he may have just found

00:36:46The cure right there

00:36:47Well, Dean Malenko can beat you

00:36:48In so many ways

00:36:49He's like a great gambler, King

00:36:50And he's really

00:36:51Going to work on China

00:36:53But again, it was last Monday

00:36:54On Raw King

00:36:55China and Eddie Guerrero

00:36:56Apparently were just trying to play

00:36:58Peacekeepers, peacemakers

00:36:59And they got knocked on the rear end

00:37:01For their efforts

00:37:01By Saturn and Malenko

00:37:02Well, I think Eddie Guerrero

00:37:06Oh, look at that

00:37:07China delivering the low blow

00:37:09To Dean Malenko

00:37:10And the DDT

00:37:12China planting Malenko

00:37:13Lay heavyweight titles on the line

00:37:15Dean's really sexually frustrated now

00:37:17Uh-oh

00:37:18Malenko misses right hand

00:37:19Blocked by China

00:37:21And look at China go

00:37:23The big forearm by China

00:37:25He's laying down to Latina

00:37:26Hit him or on

00:37:27Well documented

00:37:29The problems between Dean Malenko

00:37:30And Perry Saturn

00:37:31Oh, Guerrero

00:37:33And trying to

00:37:33Trying to step in

00:37:34I love this

00:37:35Oh, what?

00:37:37You idiot referee

00:37:38You moron

00:37:39Malenko pulled the referee in

00:37:40Look at this

00:37:41Double clothesline

00:37:43Malenko's title

00:37:44Hey, hey

00:37:44Look at this, King

00:37:45What?

00:37:46It's Perry Saturn

00:37:48Guerrero and Saturn

00:37:48And pushing Eddie Guerrero

00:37:49Look at that

00:37:50Steel set

00:37:50That's not peacekeeping

00:37:52Is it, Michael?

00:37:53Not at all

00:37:53Guerrero and Saturn

00:37:55Meet later on

00:37:56Oh, no

00:37:56What's Saturn doing?

00:37:57I don't get it

00:38:00The whole thing between the radicals

00:38:02Is unraveling

00:38:03And Perry Sander

00:38:06Dropping China on her head

00:38:08I can't figure out

00:38:11What's going on here

00:38:12Saturn went after Malenko

00:38:13Then he went after China

00:38:14And Malenko covers China

00:38:16Tadino Heat

00:38:17Where are you?

00:38:17And it's over

00:38:18Dean Malenko

00:38:19Picks up the victory

00:38:20He keeps his title

00:38:22Dude

00:38:22Here's your winner

00:38:24And still

00:38:25The World Wrestling Federation

00:38:26Life Heavyweight Champion

00:38:29Dean Malenko

00:38:30I don't get this, Michael

00:38:32Perry Saturn

00:38:33Dean Malenko

00:38:34How many shows

00:38:34Is both

00:38:35And then

00:38:36Malenko

00:38:37Steal the champ

00:38:37But talk about Perry Saturn

00:38:38What's up?

00:38:39Well, later on tonight

00:38:40Eddie Guerrero

00:38:40Goes one-on-one

00:38:41With Perry Saturn

00:38:43The King

00:38:44Maybe these replays

00:38:45Can get some light

00:38:46On the situation

00:38:46Between the wrestles

00:38:47First to see Perry Saturn

00:38:49With the ambush

00:38:50On Eddie Guerrero

00:38:50I couldn't believe it

00:38:51Eddie was trying to get

00:38:52In the ring

00:38:53To be a peacemaker

00:38:54And then

00:38:54Perry Saturn

00:38:55Thought he was going

00:38:56After Malenko

00:38:57But instead

00:38:57He's surplaced Malenko

00:39:00And Malenko

00:39:01Picked up the win

00:39:03Well, King

00:39:04Where are we now?

00:39:05What's this?

00:39:06What do you mean?

00:39:06You ought to recognize

00:39:07That looks like

00:39:08A local tavern here at that

00:39:09Well, it does

00:39:11Hey, good evening, gentlemen

00:39:12Welcome tonight

00:39:12The Pauly jeans

00:39:13Hey, if you don't need

00:39:14The tour

00:39:15Just pause to where

00:39:15The beer's at, boy

00:39:17Yeah, I'm going to pull over

00:39:18Hey, man, how are you?

00:39:19That boss man

00:39:19In both of you cannon

00:39:20If you need to ski down

00:39:21Or in a hurry

00:39:22Keep your back to the door

00:39:23Do you know what I mean?

00:39:25I was expecting

00:39:25The acolytes

00:39:26So was I

00:39:27Hey, boy

00:39:28You're not selling

00:39:29Because who are you guys, bro?

00:39:31What?

00:39:32We've been here

00:39:32About half an hour

00:39:33Drinking beer

00:39:33Hey, you not understand

00:39:34Good

00:39:35You turn these seats over

00:39:36You look underneath

00:39:37You see our names

00:39:38Bottom line is

00:39:39You're going to stand

00:39:42What the hell, bro?

00:39:44What the hell, bro?

00:39:45The bartender

00:39:46Oh, my gosh

00:39:47That was awfully rude

00:39:48The bartender

00:39:49Two beers

00:39:50It's their seats

00:39:51Beer on the

00:39:51Well, that's what they said

00:40:00Edge Cola

00:40:01That's pretty good

00:40:01Looking for you

00:40:02What about Kristen Cola?

00:40:03What are these two up to now?

00:40:05Hey, little buckaroo

00:40:06What you doing?

00:40:08Pat, please have your autograph

00:40:10Oh, you want our autograph?

00:40:11Sure I can, buddy

00:40:11Sure I can

00:40:12Give me that more

00:40:13What's your name now, pal?

00:40:14Skylar

00:40:15Skylar

00:40:16You can fill that in yourself

00:40:17Later, though, okay?

00:40:18Okay, here we go

00:40:19Here we go

00:40:20All right

00:40:20Now

00:40:22Before I can give this back to you

00:40:24That'll be five dollars

00:40:27Cough it up

00:40:28Come on

00:40:28Come here

00:40:29There you go

00:40:30Good all day

00:40:30There you go

00:40:31All right

00:40:32There you go, buddy

00:40:34Hey

00:40:34Hey, pal

00:40:35Champs

00:40:36You want a picture with the champs?

00:40:37Hey, you said it right

00:40:37Hey, Kevin

00:40:38Kevin

00:40:39You might snap a picture here

00:40:40With our fans?

00:40:41No, not at all

00:40:42That'd be great

00:40:43You hop in here

00:40:43You're looking, buddy

00:40:44Yeah

00:40:45Okay

00:40:46We'll do it on three

00:40:47Yeah, here we go

00:40:47Ready?

00:40:48One, two

00:40:50Ah, that's good stuff

00:40:51Now, that would be ten

00:40:52Ten dollars

00:40:53Ten

00:40:53Yeah, what?

00:40:54No, ten bucks

00:40:55Ten dollars

00:40:57All right

00:40:57There you go

00:40:58Here's your picture

00:40:58Here's your camera

00:40:59Okay, experiment

00:41:00There you go

00:41:01Can I ask what you guys are doing?

00:41:03What do you mean?

00:41:03We're just trying to get close

00:41:04With our fans here, Kevin

00:41:05What's wrong, man?

00:41:06Come on

00:41:07These people here in New Haven

00:41:08They're pretty simple, man

00:41:09They don't have a clue

00:41:09What's going on

00:41:10This is the easiest thing

00:41:11We've ever made

00:41:12Yeah

00:41:12Way easy

00:41:1350-50

00:41:14Right down the middle

00:41:15I'll get it

00:41:20I'll get it

00:41:23Well, here come the tag team champions

00:41:25Six-man tag team match

00:41:27Kittle 4-1-5

00:41:28Get her six-man

00:41:29Make their way to the line

00:41:30From Toronto, Canada

00:41:31And a combined weight of 455 pounds

00:41:35Now, the world wrestling person

00:41:37Tag is sick and

00:41:39Christian and Ben

00:41:41Well, let me go out on a limb here, King

00:41:43And say that a famous guy

00:41:44To the heads of

00:41:45Kittle and Christian

00:41:45Charging fans

00:41:47For autographs and pictures

00:41:48Give me a break

00:41:49You know what you sound like

00:41:50Like you're about to say

00:41:52It's not fair

00:41:52We all know what you came to see

00:41:54So

00:41:56First things first

00:41:57Let's get this done

00:41:58Shall we

00:41:59Get your cameras ready

00:42:04Snap some, Michael

00:42:06Please

00:42:06You're welcome

00:42:08Thanks

00:42:09Now, we realize

00:42:10That all of you

00:42:11Our fans

00:42:13Really like us

00:42:18But

00:42:19You also respect us

00:42:22And rightfully so

00:42:24But on a sad note

00:42:25We can't seem to garner

00:42:28That same respect

00:42:29From the rest of the guys

00:42:31In the back

00:42:32Jealousy

00:42:34You know something, Edge?

00:42:36You're right

00:42:37I mean, it is so not funny

00:42:39The way the guys look at us

00:42:42In the back

00:42:42I mean, they look at us

00:42:44With such

00:42:45Envy

00:42:46And

00:42:47Anger

00:42:48And rage

00:42:51But I am happy to say

00:42:53That there's one man

00:42:55One man

00:42:56That shows us the respect

00:42:58That I think we deserve

00:43:01And I take great honor

00:43:03In introducing that man

00:43:05To all of you

00:43:07Right now

00:43:08Who's that?

00:43:10Oh, here we go

00:43:12Oh, boy

00:43:13The Olympic gold medalist

00:43:15Kurt Angle

00:43:16He's gonna hear us

00:43:17He has bigger than three P's

00:43:18In a pod

00:43:19To use the old cachet

00:43:20Forget the three P's

00:43:22He's all about the three I's

00:43:25The reason he respects Edge of Christian

00:43:27Comes with intelligence

00:43:28Edge of Christian

00:43:29It's true

00:43:31I do respect

00:43:32The both of you

00:43:35And I used to think

00:43:36That the only good thing

00:43:37That ever came out of Canada

00:43:38Was maple syrup

00:43:40And Michael J. Fox

00:43:42But I was wrong

00:43:43And I'm not wrong very often

00:43:45It's true

00:43:46It's true

00:43:48You need to realize

00:43:49That these two

00:43:50Are role models

00:43:52For all of us

00:43:53Role models

00:43:55What is wrong with you people?

00:43:57They are the tag team champions

00:43:59Of the world

00:44:01And they have great hair

00:44:02And what better men

00:44:03To team up with me

00:44:04To avenge my loss

00:44:06Against Y2J

00:44:07From last Monday night

00:44:08And when we do

00:44:10We will make this twisted world

00:44:12Right

00:44:13Once again

00:44:14And that my friends

00:44:16Is true

00:44:17Well Kane got it

00:44:18And Kurt Angle

00:44:19Had to be pretty embarrassed

00:44:20This past Monday night

00:44:21On Raw

00:44:22When he tapped out

00:44:23At the hands

00:44:24Of the walls of Jericho

00:44:25Let me just say something

00:44:27And their opponents

00:44:29Juicing first

00:44:30From Cameron, North Carolina

00:44:32And a combined weight

00:44:33Of 430 pounds

00:44:34And Edge of

00:44:36The Party Boys

00:44:40You look at Edge

00:44:41Christian

00:44:42Kurt Angle

00:44:43And that's

00:44:44That's what the WWF

00:44:45Is all about

00:44:46Three North American heroes

00:44:48Well the WWF

00:44:49Is all about

00:44:50That's a six-man

00:44:51Tag team matchup

00:44:52I can't wait for the action

00:44:54I'm sick of this guy

00:44:56You have to listen to this

00:44:59Oh man

00:45:00Well Jamie may be a

00:45:01Motor Mountain

00:45:02Y2J Chris Jericho

00:45:04But I'll tell you what

00:45:06He backs up

00:45:07His words

00:45:08I saw enough of him

00:45:09One night

00:45:10And that's his partner

00:45:11From Winnipeg, Canada

00:45:12Weighing in at

00:45:13127 pounds

00:45:17Chris Jericho

00:45:18Well Jericho had an

00:45:20Upcoming tonight

00:45:21This past week

00:45:21On Raw King

00:45:22Forced to wrestle

00:45:23Three times

00:45:24By the McMahon

00:45:25Hensley regime

00:45:26First getting

00:45:27Kurt Angle

00:45:27To submit to the walls

00:45:29Of Jericho

00:45:30Then Jericho got by

00:45:31The big show

00:45:32And then later on

00:45:33In the evening

00:45:34He had Chris

00:45:35Benoit tapping out

00:45:36But Triple H

00:45:37The special enforcer

00:45:38Distracted by Stephanie

00:45:39And watch this

00:45:40Chris Benoit

00:45:41The cripple of watch

00:45:42Based on

00:45:43Chris Jericho

00:45:44But Jericho

00:45:45Never submitted

00:45:46Triple H

00:45:46Calling for the bell

00:45:48Calling for the bell

00:45:49Early

00:45:49It was a farce

00:45:50Jericho was robbed

00:45:52Of the intercontinental title

00:45:54So Jericho now

00:45:55King involved

00:45:56In this six man

00:45:57Tag team matchup

00:45:58Teaming with the

00:45:59Hardy boys

00:45:59Against Edge

00:46:00And Christian

00:46:01And Kurt Angle

00:46:03And Matt Hardy

00:46:04Up over the top

00:46:05Telegraphing that one

00:46:06And Matt Hardy

00:46:07Look at Edge

00:46:08With the right hand

00:46:09So it's going to be

00:46:10Interesting to see

00:46:11What happens

00:46:11Benoit and Jericho

00:46:12At Judgment Day

00:46:13What's the better move

00:46:14The cross face

00:46:15Or the walls of Jericho

00:46:1710 days from now

00:46:18On pay per view

00:46:19At Judgment Day

00:46:20We'll get that

00:46:20Question settled

00:46:21What's the pro

00:46:22Won't we

00:46:22Yeah Jericho

00:46:23Benoit in a submission

00:46:24Matchup

00:46:24And here are the

00:46:25Hardy boys

00:46:26Action personified

00:46:27Jeff Hardy flies

00:46:29Through the air

00:46:29Great double team

00:46:30And look at

00:46:31Chris Jericho

00:46:32With a running bulldog

00:46:33Six man tag team

00:46:35Matchup

00:46:35Kurt Angle

00:46:36And the tag team

00:46:37Champions

00:46:37Taking on the

00:46:38Hardy boys

00:46:39You know

00:46:40I'm going to tell you

00:46:41Something

00:46:41And Y2J

00:46:42I think Edge

00:46:42Really

00:46:43He could possibly

00:46:44Have a

00:46:44He could possibly

00:46:46Take legal action

00:46:47Against Y2J

00:46:48I mean look at

00:46:49Look at Jericho

00:46:50Trying to steal

00:46:51Edge's hairdo

00:46:52Steal his hairdo

00:46:53Yeah

00:46:53Look at that beautiful

00:46:54Hair that Edge has

00:46:55They all got long hair

00:46:56In the ring

00:46:56With the exception

00:46:57Of Angle

00:46:58And here comes

00:46:59Christian

00:47:00What happened

00:47:01To tag team

00:47:02Champions

00:47:03And I don't know

00:47:04What happened

00:47:04To Jeff Hardy's hair

00:47:06Something's gone

00:47:07Awry there

00:47:07Speaking of

00:47:08Six man tag team

00:47:09Matchups

00:47:09King

00:47:09Later on tonight

00:47:10An elimination

00:47:11Matchup

00:47:12Rikishi

00:47:12He too cool

00:47:13To take on

00:47:14Triple H

00:47:15And DX

00:47:16How about

00:47:16Talking about

00:47:17Chris first

00:47:19Christian does enough

00:47:20Talking about himself

00:47:21He's looking mighty sharp

00:47:22And here's Kurt Angle

00:47:23Off the tag

00:47:24And the Olympic hero

00:47:25With a shot to the ribs

00:47:26Of Jeff Hardy

00:47:29Oh

00:47:29A real role model

00:47:31For you

00:47:31Kurt Angle

00:47:33McMahon Helmsley

00:47:34Regime

00:47:34Also forcing

00:47:35The Dudley boys

00:47:37Into a handicapped

00:47:38Table match

00:47:39Oh boy

00:47:39Against the big show

00:47:40They're gonna be great

00:47:41So much for that

00:47:42Newly formed

00:47:43Coalition

00:47:44The Dudleys

00:47:45And Big Show

00:47:45I don't know what

00:47:47They say

00:47:48Edge second rope

00:47:49Look at this

00:47:49Jeff Hardy

00:47:50Oh

00:47:50It's a fit in here

00:47:51Oh my god

00:47:52Front kick to the face

00:47:54Are you alright Edge

00:47:55Okay we gotta take

00:47:56Another look at this

00:47:57Watch the high

00:47:58Flying ability

00:47:59Of Jeff Hardy

00:47:59Oh yeah

00:48:01That impact

00:48:02To Edge

00:48:03Oh wait a minute

00:48:04Here comes the tag

00:48:05To Jericho

00:48:06And here's Y2J

00:48:08Chris Jericho

00:48:09Who meets Chris

00:48:10Benoit Judgment Day

00:48:11In a submission match

00:48:12What kind of a shot

00:48:13Was that

00:48:13He just gave Kurt Angle

00:48:14Poor Kurt

00:48:15Standard

00:48:15Mind his own business

00:48:16Hear those chops

00:48:18Echoing throughout the arena

00:48:20Jericho off the ropes

00:48:21Look out

00:48:22Christian in trouble

00:48:23Oh no

00:48:24Powerball by Jericho

00:48:27Tremendous strength

00:48:28And a second one

00:48:29By Y2J

00:48:30And Edge

00:48:30From behind

00:48:31There you go

00:48:33Jericho

00:48:33Talked out of the ring

00:48:34And Matt Hardy

00:48:35With a right hand to Edge

00:48:37Look at

00:48:38Look at this King

00:48:38Wait a minute

00:48:39It's Chris Benoit

00:48:40Benoit

00:48:41Benoit with a clothesline

00:48:42Knocking down Jericho

00:48:45And Edge with a spear

00:48:46What a spear

00:48:47But Jericho was put in that position

00:48:50By Benoit

00:48:51He'd get everything distorted

00:48:52All he was doing was

00:48:53Helping Y2J back in the ring

00:48:55Helping it back in the ring

00:48:56Cover by Christian

00:48:57And somehow

00:48:58Jericho gets his shoulder up

00:49:00Oh my gosh

00:49:02And here comes Matt Hardy

00:49:04And here comes Matt Hardy

00:49:04Hardy into the ring

00:49:05Clothesline to Kurt Angle

00:49:06And Hardy again

00:49:07With another clothesline

00:49:09And look at Jericho

00:49:10Going after Benoit

00:49:11What's he doing?

00:49:12These two will meet a judgment day

00:49:14In 10 days

00:49:15I'll pay from you King

00:49:16I told you Jericho

00:49:17With a leg fighter

00:49:18Meanwhile Matt

00:49:19Still going on in the ring

00:49:21Matt Hardy

00:49:22Was cutting

00:49:23No trouble

00:49:24Tremendous counter

00:49:25Here's the bridge

00:49:26Cover

00:49:26Small time bomb

00:49:28By Jeff Hardy

00:49:31And Jericho and Benoit

00:49:32Still going at it

00:49:34Look at this

00:49:36Christian

00:49:37Christian's got the ring

00:49:38Bell

00:49:38To the head

00:49:39Matt Hardy

00:49:40The cover by Angle

00:49:41Ring the bell

00:49:42Ring the bell

00:49:43Hook to the line

00:49:44And it's over

00:49:45Ring the bell

00:49:46And just Christian

00:49:46And Kurt Angle

00:49:47Pick up the victory

00:49:49Yes

00:49:50Here are the winners

00:49:51Christian and Edge

00:49:52And Kurt Angle

00:49:54And Kurt Angle

00:49:54Was forced to tap out

00:49:56At the hands of Y2J

00:49:58On Raw Monday night

00:49:59On 10th time

00:50:00Oh look at him

00:50:01And look at Benoit

00:50:03Cowardly attacked

00:50:04With a chop

00:50:05To the chest

00:50:06Of Chris Jericho

00:50:07What's cowardly about that?

00:50:10I think the real men

00:50:10Deliver chops like roses

00:50:12And this

00:50:13Oh yes

00:50:14Chris Benoit

00:50:15Get him back

00:50:16To Chris Jericho

00:50:19He's been thrilled

00:50:20Well King

00:50:21These two will meet

00:50:23A week from Sunday

00:50:24Judgment Day

00:50:25And it won't be pretty

00:50:26A submission match

00:50:27Walls of Jericho

00:50:29Cripple and crossface

00:50:30Bubble prevail

00:50:31Coffee

00:50:32Go

00:50:33Go

00:50:35Let me

00:50:36Yeah

00:50:37We did it

00:50:38We did

00:50:39We're doing it

00:50:41We're doing it

00:50:42We're good

00:50:43Your idol King

00:50:45Kurt Angle

00:50:45Celebrating with his

00:50:46Newfound friendned

00:50:47Christian

00:50:48Christian.

00:50:48Yeah, what a celebration.

00:50:51It's hard work.

00:50:52The glory contest is single for one fall,

00:50:55and it is for the World Wrestling Federation

00:50:57PowerCore Champion.

00:51:00Making it well like for Manchester United,

00:51:02weighing in at 170 pounds,

00:51:05is the World Wrestling Federation

00:51:07PowerCore Champion.

00:51:09The British Bulldog.

00:51:12What a celebration it was this past weekend

00:51:14in London, England.

00:51:16In its direction,

00:51:17the triumphant return of a British Bulldog

00:51:19who took up a challenge from Crash Hawley.

00:51:22Well, Crash Hawley was sitting at ringside with JR and I,

00:51:24and he said he had challenged any Englishman

00:51:27to a hardcore title match,

00:51:29and all of a sudden the Bulldog shows up

00:51:30at 10 feet for Crash.

00:51:32Over 17,000 strong in London,

00:51:34and Earl's Court

00:51:35being the Bulldog in the hardcore championship

00:51:38at its direction.

00:51:40The Bulldog's gonna have his hands full

00:51:43here tonight.

00:51:45And the challenge was from Mobile, Alabama,

00:51:48weighing in a leg of the world of 400 pounds,

00:51:53hardcore Hawley.

00:51:55Crash is coming.

00:51:56He's coming to this hardcore time.

00:51:58He's one of the most physical men to ever compete here

00:52:00in the World Wrestling Federation, Kane.

00:52:02He's physical.

00:52:04He's a workaholic.

00:52:05He's dedicated.

00:52:06And hardcore Hawley has been on

00:52:08getting back that hardcore championship

00:52:09he once held.

00:52:10He's a mad man, all right,

00:52:12but don't sell the British Bulldog shorts.

00:52:15You know what this guy's capable of?

00:52:16If anybody can handle the Bulldog,

00:52:19it may very well be hardcore Hawley.

00:52:22Bulldog is one dog whose bite's

00:52:24actually worse than his bark.

00:52:25Well, his bite was worse than his bark

00:52:27at insurrection,

00:52:29winning the hardcore championship.

00:52:30I just wonder if the Bulldog could actually

00:52:33handle this 24-7 thing.

00:52:34It's gonna be new to him.

00:52:36That's right.

00:52:37Hardcore championship only title

00:52:38in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:52:40Defended 24 hours a day,

00:52:41seven days a week.

00:52:42Keep in mind, King,

00:52:43no holds barred false count anywhere

00:52:45in this type of matchup.

00:52:46Hardcore title is on the line.

00:52:49Well, you know the 24-7 thing.

00:52:50I guess it just applies to the United States.

00:52:53They don't do anything 24-7 in London.

00:52:55A hardcore Hawley offering a Bulldog a drink.

00:52:57A number of them, in fact.

00:53:01Yeah, look at the Bulldog.

00:53:03You've got steel steps.

00:53:04You know what I'm wondering?

00:53:05What?

00:53:06I'm wondering if, uh...

00:53:07Well, watch yourself.

00:53:08Get right out here.

00:53:09Oh, Hawley into the steel post.

00:53:12I'm wondering if the Big Show

00:53:13is gonna be able to handle that

00:53:14table match with the Devils.

00:53:16How big a table do you think

00:53:17they're gonna have to have for the Big Show?

00:53:19Well, it was booked by Shane McMahon,

00:53:20who's had a serious issue

00:53:21with the Big Show over recent weeks.

00:53:23We'll have to be one of those

00:53:24big, long conference tables.

00:53:25And the hardcore champion,

00:53:27the Bulldog...

00:53:29Uh-oh, it's sweep time.

00:53:31Look out!

00:53:33Uh-oh.

00:53:34Hardcore Hawley countered.

00:53:35And hardcore Kroon

00:53:36across the back of the Bulldog

00:53:38stepping in half!

00:53:40Oh, no!

00:53:40And now he's using the other part of it

00:53:42as a weapon as he splinters it

00:53:44across the back of the Bulldog.

00:53:47Reminds me of my childhood days.

00:53:50Still to come here tonight on SmackDown.

00:53:52Oh, my God.

00:53:52The Radicals unraveling.

00:53:54Eddie Guerrero and Perry Southert!

00:53:56Oh, man!

00:53:57Yes!

00:53:57Toolbox and tools

00:53:58flying all over the place!

00:54:00I almost got hit myself!

00:54:01Nuts and bolts!

00:54:03Huh!

00:54:04Nuts and bolts!

00:54:04Oh, man!

00:54:07Bulldog, man!

00:54:08Nearly knocked Hardcore Hawley out!

00:54:12Bulldog the Hardcore champion!

00:54:14Come on, Mr. Fix-It!

00:54:15Oh, boy.

00:54:16Here we go.

00:54:16Look out!

00:54:18It ain't working either!

00:54:19Hardcore can't get it working!

00:54:21There we go!

00:54:22Get in the face of the Bulldog!

00:54:24Yeah, they're on the other side of the ring.

00:54:27When that screwdriver come whipping out of that toolbox,

00:54:30almost took your head off, King.

00:54:32Hey, wait a minute.

00:54:32Hey!

00:54:33It's Crash Hawley!

00:54:35And he's on a truck kick in the face of Bulldog!

00:54:38Crash has got a referee with it!

00:54:39What's up?

00:54:39Well, the title's defended 24-7!

00:54:42And it's hardcore!

00:54:43Watch your back!

00:54:45Look at that!

00:54:45Oh!

00:54:46To the back of the head of Hardcore Hawley!

00:54:48What the heck?

00:54:49To the head of Bulldog!

00:54:50Crash with the cover!

00:54:52Hooks the leg!

00:54:53It's over!

00:54:54It's Al-Roy!

00:54:55He's done it!

00:54:56Here is your winner and the new World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion,

00:55:03Crash!

00:55:04Holy!

00:55:05The beauty of Hardcore escapes again!

00:55:10Crash Hawley!

00:55:12Taking the Hardcore title for the Bulldog!

00:55:15Hardcore Hawley is hot!

00:55:17Hardcore Hawley is irate!

00:55:20Now what?

00:55:21Not the team!

00:55:22Man under the steel chair!

00:55:24Hawley extremely frustrated at his cousin Crash!

00:55:28Stole the Hardcore title from underneath his nose!

00:55:32Well, King, guess what?

00:55:33What?

00:55:34Kevin Kelly standing by with Stinky, Pat Patterson!

00:55:37That was great!

00:55:38Mr. Patterson, you've asked for this time.

00:55:39Why?

00:55:40Simple.

00:55:41I just wanted to take this time to remind everybody about last Monday night,

00:55:46when Rokishi was so depressed and so down,

00:55:51after Pat Patterson made him hit Skid Row.

00:55:56Oh!

00:55:57Poor guy!

00:55:59Skid Row!

00:56:00Shoot!

00:56:01Oh, my God!

00:56:03What I'm saying, it's been a matter of my business.

00:56:05It's always been a matter of my business.

00:56:07You know what I'm saying?

00:56:08It's always been a matter of my business.

00:56:09That's where it always comes to everybody.

00:56:11We can just play that role in the way.

00:56:14That's a lot!

00:56:15Hey, let me tell you something about the acolytes.

00:56:17Last time I seen this punk, we was whooping their ass.

00:56:20That's what I said about the acolytes.

00:56:21On Monday night, I seen you two running from the acolytes.

00:56:24Oh, running!

00:56:24Oh, no!

00:56:25You better run your ass out of here!

00:56:27Oh, no!

00:56:28Come on!

00:56:29Come on!

00:56:30Hey, hey, whoa!

00:56:31We don't apologize!

00:56:32I'll take care of you.

00:56:33I'll take care of you.

00:56:34I'll take care of you.

00:56:36I'll take care of you.

00:56:37I'll take care of you.

00:56:38I'll take care of you.

00:56:39I'll take care of you.

00:56:40And now, the fastest slam of the week, brought to you by Western Union.

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00:56:46D-Rom Dudley.

00:56:47Through the...

00:56:47Oh, D-Rom Tuner.

00:56:49Look out!

00:56:50Oh, my!

00:56:50No!

00:56:513-D!

00:56:52The Dudleys have won the table man!

00:56:54What?

00:56:54Oh, look out!

00:56:55D-X has assaulted down the Dudleys!

00:56:57Look out of the table man!

00:56:59Oh, that's close!

00:57:00There's going to be right in front of Dudley!

00:57:03Right in front of the wood!

00:57:07Well, Kink, for the second time tonight, the Dudley boys are being forced to wrestle thanks

00:57:13to the McMahon-Helphly regime.

00:57:15Yeah, but look, this time they got a...

00:57:16They got a table!

00:57:17It's a handicapped table man!

00:57:19Holy country, this is a handicapped table match!

00:57:22Making their weight of the ring at a combined weight of 565 pounds,

00:57:28Humberland and D-Von, the Dudley boys!

00:57:31Well, it seems that Dudleys can't get formed this newfound alliance with the Big Show,

00:57:35the common enemy, the McMahon-Helphly regime.

00:57:38But the McMahon-Helphly regime says, when you meddle with company business,

00:57:42you get hurt.

00:57:43Oh!

00:57:45Man!

00:57:47And the opponent, he weighs in at 500 pounds, the Big Show!

00:57:55Well, Kink, to say the least, the Big Show's ego has been bruised by Shane McMahon.

00:58:00Man, he's got his feelings hurt.

00:58:02This past week on Raw, Shane telling the Big Show,

00:58:05hey, listen, you're going to battle Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental title,

00:58:08but the conversation was interrupted when Shane received a call from his stockbroker.

00:58:13Yeah, but Shane didn't realize that the cameras continued to roll!

00:58:17And listen to this!

00:58:20That show just, Big Show just choked me, yeah.

00:58:22I don't know, I f*** him off.

00:58:23But, hey, man, listen, I got him completely wrapped around my finger.

00:58:28I had the Big Show completely brainwashed.

00:58:31Oh, not only brainwashed, I had his brain lobotomized, dry-cleaned, and shrink-wrapped for

00:58:36air protection.

00:58:37I own this guy!

00:58:38Oh, which way did he go?

00:58:39Which way did he go?

00:58:41Oh, I mean, here's a guy who over the past few weeks has poured himself out.

00:58:49He's been acting himself, trying to have a lot of fun.

00:58:52He actually, you know, put his thoughts, his feelings into Shane McMahon.

00:58:56You know what you're doing?

00:58:56Shane turned his back on.

00:58:57You know what you're doing?

00:58:57You're exhibiting the fact that you've got inferior DNA.

00:59:01I mean, how do you feel sorry for a big galoot like the Big Show?

00:59:03Throw up, be a man!

00:59:04Dudley Boyz and Big Show, this is a handicap table match, King.

00:59:09The only way you win this match is to put your opponent through a table.

00:59:12And I'd like to know how the Dudley Boyz are going to put the 7'2", 500-pound Big Show

00:59:16through a table.

00:59:17I wish they'd all three go through a table and none of them ever come back.

00:59:20Devon with that low blow.

00:59:22Dudley Boyz double-teamed by the world's largest athlete, the Big Show.

00:59:26See if there'd been a table behind him right then, this match would be over.

00:59:29And Bubba Ray delivered an elbow to the sternum of the Big Show.

00:59:33Big Show, 7'2", over 500 pounds, and he gets his ceiling turd.

00:59:40Look who this is.

00:59:42Look at this.

00:59:44Shane O'Man!

00:59:45White man!

00:59:45I'll tell you, Shane McMahon better watch his step.

00:59:48Why?

00:59:49Because Big Show...

00:59:50Look out!

00:59:51Big Show was going to try to chokeslam Devon through a table.

00:59:54Oh, my gosh!

00:59:55He didn't even bother to bring the table into the ring.

00:59:57He was going to...

00:59:58Uh-oh.

00:59:58The table is set up at ringside.

01:00:00The Dudley Boyz set it up before the match began.

01:00:02And there's the double clothesline by the Big Show.

01:00:06You got to admit, all three of these guys in the ring, you said life's not fair to them.

01:00:10It's because they got inferior DNA, all of them!

01:00:13I mean, the Dudley family.

01:00:15You know, somebody peed in their jean pool.

01:00:17And then look at this big freak.

01:00:19The Big Show.

01:00:21What kind of DNA does he have?

01:00:22Oh!

01:00:23I think these guys, their heart's really not in this match, is it?

01:00:27They want to be friends!

01:00:29Well, they do have an alliance with a common enemy, the McMahon-Helmsley regime.

01:00:32Big Show's got his feelings hurt again.

01:00:34Oh, look out!

01:00:35Bubba Ray's in trouble.

01:00:36Could be going for the ride.

01:00:37This big slam by the Big Show.

01:00:39And what strength by the 7'2", 500-pounder.

01:00:43What do you think, Shane?

01:00:44Uh-oh.

01:00:44I know what I think now.

01:00:46What?

01:00:46Table's coming in.

01:00:48It's a handicapped table match.

01:00:50You put your opponent through a table, and you win the matchup.

01:00:55Shane is enjoying every minute of the day.

01:00:57I told you he's a great matchmaker.

01:00:59Bubba Ray suffering the ill effects of that chokeslam, King.

01:01:02And look at the Big Show.

01:01:03Just taking his time setting up the table.

01:01:07Yep.

01:01:08And a headbutt to Bubba Ray Dudley.

01:01:10Here you go, Bubba Ray.

01:01:11And Bubba Ray on the table.

01:01:13What's Big Show going to do here?

01:01:17I don't know, but I think it's going to be pretty impressive.

01:01:19Oh, no.

01:01:21Don't tell me.

01:01:22As if 7'2", isn't enough.

01:01:25Look at Steve on.

01:01:26With a low blow to the Big Show.

01:01:28What?

01:01:29Big Show's in trouble.

01:01:30They're not going to it.

01:01:31Great thing.

01:01:32Dudley just dropped on the Big Show.

01:01:35They did it.

01:01:36They did it.

01:01:39They did it.

01:01:40Can you believe it, King?

01:01:42Anyway, Shane will do it.

01:01:45A Dudley death drop to the Big Show through a table.

01:01:49Shane.

01:01:50Well, Shane is lying and waiting.

01:01:52What's he doing?

01:01:55Look right, Shane's waiting to the Dudley's leave, King.

01:01:58Here you go.

01:01:58And look at Shane.

01:02:00See?

01:02:02Show is out.

01:02:03After being driven to a table.

01:02:05And look at the vulture.

01:02:06The vulture chain.

01:02:07Uh-oh.

01:02:08Shane.

01:02:09Shane.

01:02:10Shane behind you.

01:02:11Look behind you.

01:02:12It's the damn Dudley's.

01:02:13And they get another table.

01:02:15Oh, my God.

01:02:15The Dudley's got one.

01:02:17Shane.

01:02:18Get out of here, Shane.

01:02:19They wouldn't, Shane, would they?

01:02:20Would.

01:02:21Would.

01:02:22And get the wall.

01:02:22And from behind, it's Puck and Road Dogg.

01:02:24Thank goodness.

01:02:26Could you imagine the repercussions of Shane McMahon was put through a table?

01:02:30Oh, my God.

01:02:31But DX.

01:02:33Coming to pump out Shane and out Corey.

01:02:36Get out of here.

01:02:36Look at this.

01:02:38The Bronco Buster to Devon Dudley.

01:02:41And now DX.

01:02:43Boy, look at DX there.

01:02:45Absolutely destroying the Dudleys.

01:02:47What's the big show?

01:02:48And Dudley boys do deserve this, King.

01:02:50What do you mean what they do?

01:02:51How many women do they put through tables?

01:02:53How many times do they threaten Corey and Stephanie?

01:02:56Well, just because they dare.

01:02:58Look, look, look, look, look.

01:03:00And Corey's going to slap the bummerie Dudley.

01:03:03That's for all of you women out there.

01:03:05All the women in the world.

01:03:06It was Bubba Ray Dudley who made a gesture of motion last week.

01:03:11And Tori and Stephanie.

01:03:14And Tori slapping Devon down as well.

01:03:17Did you hear the pop and a little slap?

01:03:19Well, the big show and Dudley's, King,

01:03:21wanted to stand up for the McMahon-Helphly regime.

01:03:25I guess Shane showed big show.

01:03:29But it's great with Dudley's.

01:03:31That's laid out by the regime.

01:03:36We're back on SmackDown and King,

01:03:38the McMahon-Helphly regime set out to divide and conquer

01:03:41the newfound alliance of the big show and the Dudley boys.

01:03:44And the question is, did they accomplish the goal?

01:03:47Well, what do you think?

01:03:48I mean, Shane McMahon made this match.

01:03:50He wound up getting the Dudleys to put the big show through a table.

01:03:53And then Shane came down to put the final touch on the big show.

01:03:56Oh, the final touch, but the Dudley boys came back.

01:03:59And they took a table out before DX came out to help Shane.

01:04:04And there we go again with a McMahon-Helphly regime

01:04:06put the hurtin' on the Dudley boys and big show.

01:04:08And then, once again, insult to injury.

01:04:11The final acclimation point was put on the Dudleys

01:04:13by none other than Tori.

01:04:15It was great.

01:04:16DX destroyed the Dudleys.

01:04:19At the end of that matchup, Hank.

01:04:20I'm not gonna leave what's on TV.

01:04:22Where'd you get that?

01:04:23Hey, it's down the hall, man.

01:04:25Check this out.

01:04:27Man, what the hell do they think they're doing?

01:04:30Hey, feel like a drink?

01:04:33I mean, yeah, that's all too bad.

01:04:35Uh-oh.

01:04:37Uh-oh.

01:04:40Mamacita.

01:04:41Well, King, I'll tell you what.

01:04:43And that looks like Tava.

01:04:44I don't think the beer's brewing.

01:04:46I think Trouble's brewing.

01:04:48I'd be hot nailing it.

01:04:49I'd be headin' for the border.

01:04:51Oh!

01:04:52That was ratto!

01:04:55While the Radicals continue to fall apart,

01:04:59earlier on this evening,

01:05:00it was Chyna against Dean Malenko.

01:05:03Perry Stadner ambushed Eddie Guerrero,

01:05:05and then get a number on Chyna.

01:05:07Check it out.

01:05:08You know what he's talkin' about.

01:05:09Latino Heat!

01:05:10Following contest is scheduled for one fall,

01:05:13and it is for the World Wrestling Federation

01:05:16European Championship.

01:05:17Making his way the right biggest company

01:05:19by the ninth corner of the world,

01:05:21Chyna.

01:05:22He weighs in at 225 pounds.

01:05:25He is the World Wrestling Federation

01:05:27European Champion,

01:05:29Eddie Guerrero!

01:05:31And what a champion he is, Michael.

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01:06:05And his opponent,

01:06:07he gets up to be cleared by Dean Malenko

01:06:09from Boston and Mets,

01:06:11weighing in at 234 pounds,

01:06:14Perry Saturn.

01:06:16So Perry Saturn set the go,

01:06:18one-on-one with Eddie Guerrero

01:06:20with the European title on the line.

01:06:22And King, perhaps Perry Saturn

01:06:23will finally win gold

01:06:25here in this matchup.

01:06:26And Eddie Guerrero,

01:06:27look at taking out that anger

01:06:29after he watched Perry Saturn

01:06:31put Chyna in that brain buster.

01:06:33Yeah.

01:06:34How tough is Chyna

01:06:35that she's even out here?

01:06:36I don't know,

01:06:36but you just don't put your hands

01:06:37on Mamacita.

01:06:38Eddie Guerrero

01:06:39letting the Latino heat

01:06:41go to work

01:06:41as he's putting to work

01:06:43on Perry Saturn.

01:06:46All these combustible elements

01:06:48of the Radicals

01:06:49could explode at any moment

01:06:50in this matchup.

01:06:52Look at Mamacita.

01:06:53She had a full bouquet of roses.

01:06:56You know,

01:06:57there's many theories

01:06:58as to why the Radicals

01:06:59have gone their separate ways

01:07:01after coming into

01:07:02the World Wrestling Federation

01:07:03together.

01:07:04One of them, King,

01:07:04is that Perry Saturn

01:07:05is jealous of the other Radicals

01:07:07because Saturn's yet

01:07:09to win a championship.

01:07:10Well, let's face...

01:07:10Oh, man!

01:07:11What a clothesline!

01:07:13That's what Eddie Guerrero said,

01:07:14and if you think about it,

01:07:15that's the truth, isn't it?

01:07:17He also said that...

01:07:18Oh, Mamacita!

01:07:19Chyna burning a hole

01:07:21in Saturn with his eyes.

01:07:22One!

01:07:23Eddie Guerrero also said

01:07:24that Dean Malenko

01:07:24was sexually frustrated

01:07:26and jealous

01:07:27because Eddie Guerrero

01:07:28had Mamacita.

01:07:29That could be true, too, right?

01:07:30Well, it could be,

01:07:31and Perry Saturn

01:07:32and Dean Malenko

01:07:33in recent weeks

01:07:33have been fighting

01:07:34amongst themselves,

01:07:35and we saw on Raw

01:07:36this past Monday night,

01:07:37Eddie Guerrero and Chyna

01:07:39trying to play

01:07:39peacekeeper between the two.

01:07:41Let's do that five o'clock.

01:07:43Shadow Malenko, Sporting.

01:07:44Oh, look at that!

01:07:45Oh, man!

01:07:45Oh, there you go!

01:07:46Knee to the midsection

01:07:47of Perry Saturn,

01:07:48and the European champion

01:07:49Eddie Guerrero

01:07:50trying to battle back

01:07:51in this one.

01:07:53Saturn, the stronger

01:07:54than...

01:07:55And Eddie Guerrero

01:07:56face first

01:07:57in the middle of the ring.

01:07:58Well, speaking of battling,

01:07:59you know,

01:07:59I guess it's obvious

01:08:00to everybody

01:08:01that the Acolytes

01:08:02are on their way

01:08:02to that local tavern

01:08:03where Bull and Bossman are.

01:08:05That's gonna be combustible.

01:08:06Right-hands,

01:08:07Eddie Guerrero

01:08:08to Perry Saturn.

01:08:09Also combustible tonight.

01:08:11Rikishi and Too Cool

01:08:13to take on Triple H,

01:08:15X-Pac, and Road Dogg

01:08:16in a six-man tag team

01:08:18elimination matchup.

01:08:19Isn't that great?

01:08:20Pat Patterson

01:08:21granted permission

01:08:21to actually book a match tonight.

01:08:23We're gonna have to start

01:08:24calling Pat Patterson

01:08:25the streak.

01:08:26Yeah, and he's still

01:08:27running around backstage

01:08:29carrying that stinky

01:08:30old dirty underwear.

01:08:31Yeah.

01:08:32Saturn whip it

01:08:32into the corner

01:08:33booting to the face

01:08:34of the European champ.

01:08:35Do you think Patterson

01:08:36is that a few sneaks?

01:08:37Try to spill his underwear.

01:08:39And Perry Saturn

01:08:40look at the end of this!

01:08:42Hurricane runner

01:08:42from the top rope

01:08:43by Eddie Guerrero!

01:08:44That may have been

01:08:45the best one I've ever seen.

01:08:46Cover by Guerrero for two

01:08:47and somehow Saturn

01:08:49gets his shoulder up.

01:08:51King Malenko on one side

01:08:53you look over his shoulder

01:08:54China, Mama Cita on the other.

01:08:57Well, it's obvious

01:08:58that Saturn wants to be

01:08:59the champion champion!

01:09:01What a counter by Saturn.

01:09:03You know, King,

01:09:04how can a group of guys

01:09:05like the Radicals

01:09:06who battled for their jobs

01:09:08a few months ago

01:09:09just to get a job here

01:09:10in the World Wrestling Federation

01:09:12split apart like they have.

01:09:13Well, I'll tell you how.

01:09:14No!

01:09:15What a ball

01:09:15off the top rope

01:09:16by Perry Saturn!

01:09:18Should be it!

01:09:18Should be a new champion!

01:09:20And somehow Guerrero

01:09:21gets the shoulder up

01:09:21before the count of three!

01:09:23Let's face it,

01:09:24the Radicals are finally here

01:09:25in the big time.

01:09:26Uh-oh, what's happening now?

01:09:27There's a lot of pressure

01:09:28to shout-y match

01:09:29for the referee.

01:09:30Eddie Guerrero

01:09:31drives the counter

01:09:32and China

01:09:33just clocked

01:09:34Perry Saturn

01:09:35with that face!

01:09:37Hooks the leg!

01:09:39And it's over!

01:09:40Mama Cita!

01:09:41I've got glass

01:09:42all over here

01:09:42in front of me!

01:09:43Here's your winner!

01:09:44I can't get you to see that one!

01:09:45There was a lift

01:09:46for something like that

01:09:47in that face!

01:09:48Eddie Guerrero!

01:09:52Mama Cita!

01:09:53Clocking Perry Saturn!

01:09:56Eddie wasn't even aware of it!

01:09:59How smart is Mama Cita!

01:10:01And watch it again, Kane!

01:10:05The ninth wonder

01:10:06of the world, China!

01:10:08Helping out Latino Heat!

01:10:10Making sure Eddie Guerrero

01:10:11left here

01:10:12with the European title!

01:10:13A rose by any other name

01:10:14is a...

01:10:15left, right!

01:10:16Ha-ha!

01:10:17Latino Heat!

01:10:19Hey, Kane,

01:10:20check it out!

01:10:21It's Jerry Tolliver,

01:10:22the star of the

01:10:22WWE Racing Team!

01:10:24Yeah, he's driving

01:10:25the...

01:10:25he's driving the rocks

01:10:26money car lately!

01:10:28He's got to be

01:10:28the number one man

01:10:29and then they throw

01:10:29any running cars

01:10:30and he...

01:10:31he is the man!

01:10:32Uh-oh!

01:10:33Oh, boy!

01:10:34This is bad!

01:10:36This ain't gonna be

01:10:36happy hour!

01:10:38Yeah, they're on the train!

01:10:44Hey, man!

01:10:45Just leave you all

01:10:45in our seats!

01:10:46These are our chairs!

01:10:47We done told you one time!

01:10:49We're sitting in them

01:10:49all out long!

01:10:51I don't think you

01:10:52understand, boys!

01:10:53I think you're

01:10:54in our seats!

01:10:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:10:58Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:11:00All that stuff's water

01:11:01running the bridge, hey!

01:11:02We've been drinking all night.

01:11:04Hey, I got a beer out of here.

01:11:05I got a beer out of here.

01:11:05Why don't we buy

01:11:06a drink?

01:11:07Oh!

01:11:08Look at that!

01:11:11Play on the box!

01:11:12Play on the couch!

01:11:14Woo-hoo!

01:11:16Boxman and Bill

01:11:17on the accolades!

01:11:19Barfake!

01:11:21Oh, my God!

01:11:22He's picking up a television set!

01:11:24It's the TV!

01:11:25Oh!

01:11:27They were watching

01:11:28SmackDown!

01:11:29They were watching

01:11:30SmackDown!

01:11:30Oh, man!

01:11:33What's the number

01:11:33to 9-1-1?

01:11:34Oh, no!

01:11:37You know what, Michael?

01:11:38What?

01:11:38It looks like an XFL huddle!

01:11:40Come on!

01:11:41Get...

01:11:42Oh, look at home!

01:11:45Oh!

01:11:46Oh!

01:11:48Ain't beer great?

01:11:51Oh, look out!

01:11:52What do you got now?

01:11:53Oh, that is...

01:11:54That was a case of beer kicking!

01:11:56Beer!

01:11:57More beer!

01:12:00Cold beer, bro!

01:12:02Cold beer here!

01:12:04Look at this!

01:12:05Oh, man!

01:12:07The door right off the hinges!

01:12:09That's a breaking and entering!

01:12:10Oh!

01:12:17Ladies and gentlemen,

01:12:18which suggests

01:12:18you don't try this at home

01:12:20or even your own local taverns!

01:12:22Look out!

01:12:23Look out!

01:12:26Oh!

01:12:26Need a SWAT team, King,

01:12:27to clear this place down!

01:12:29Oh, my gosh!

01:12:33Oh, King, maybe the Acolytes

01:12:35should just stay at their own

01:12:36APA office and, uh...

01:12:37Look out!

01:12:39Instead of visiting local taverns!

01:12:42Yeah, these...

01:12:42These guys don't lose

01:12:43too many bar fights

01:12:44and they haven't lost

01:12:44this one either!

01:12:47Sound like the local

01:12:48trucks are enjoying it!

01:12:49Oh, look at this!

01:12:50Bar is the Acolytes' domain!

01:12:54Oh, my God!

01:12:55Yeah, harness!

01:12:56It's been too long!

01:12:57Two Cool reunite!

01:12:59That's right!

01:12:59The Two Cool crew

01:13:00is back together!

01:13:02It's time to kick!

01:13:03Grandmaster Scotty,

01:13:04let's back that ass up!

01:13:05Let's do this!

01:13:06Rah!

01:13:07Oh, my God!

01:13:08Michael doubles for days!

01:13:10Okay, coming up next!

01:13:11Will there be a stink face?

01:13:13Uh-oh!

01:13:13Rikishi and Two Cool!

01:13:16Pustain!

01:13:16Triple H and DX!

01:13:18Pustain!

01:13:19Ah!

01:13:24Three on one!

01:13:24Get the turn!

01:13:25Rikishi and Two Cool!

01:13:26Rikishi and Two Cool!

01:13:27What is this?

01:13:28Oh, my God!

01:13:29Oh, you're kidding me!

01:13:30That's a practice!

01:13:31Skidbox!

01:13:32Skidbox!

01:13:33Skidbox!

01:13:34Skidbox!

01:13:34It's gonna smell like

01:13:35moldy fruit!

01:13:38Hey, King,

01:13:38will anybody get the stink face

01:13:40tonight?

01:13:41Well, I'll tell you what,

01:13:42it's a busy week for DX

01:13:43this Monday night

01:13:44after all the world premiere

01:13:46of the DX Run DMC video

01:13:47The Kings from the Aggression CD

01:13:511115 Eastern on MTV

01:13:53and a week from Sunday,

01:13:55Triple H beats The Rock

01:13:56in an Iron Man match!

01:13:57It's gonna really be something,

01:13:58Michael.

01:13:59I can't wait to see

01:14:00the Iron Man match!

01:14:01And you know what?

01:14:02Army Men World War,

01:14:04the video game by 3DO

01:14:05presents

01:14:06Jumpman Day,

01:14:07Sunday, May 21st,

01:14:08live on Pay-Per-View!

01:14:10And you know what,

01:14:11Michael?

01:14:11I don't want you to get

01:14:12ahead of yourself,

01:14:13but you just said

01:14:15that it's gonna be

01:14:15at Jumpman Day

01:14:16in 10 days

01:14:18an Iron Man match

01:14:19between The Rock

01:14:20and Triple H,

01:14:21right?

01:14:21Right!

01:14:22In actuality,

01:14:26The Rock,

01:14:26we've not heard from The Rock,

01:14:28he has not accepted

01:14:29Triple H's challenge.

01:14:30Can't be real!

01:14:31What?

01:14:31You know The Rock's

01:14:32gonna accept the challenge?

01:14:33Why wouldn't he?

01:14:35Well, we'll find out

01:14:35Monday night, won't we?

01:14:36Now, can you imagine

01:14:37The Rock returning to Raw

01:14:39this coming Monday night

01:14:40face to face

01:14:41with Triple H?

01:14:42I think The Rock

01:14:43may personally accept

01:14:44Triple H's challenge.

01:14:45So you think The Rock's

01:14:46gonna get right up

01:14:47in Triple H's face,

01:14:48raise that people's eyebrow

01:14:49and agree to the

01:14:50Iron Man match?

01:14:51I know he is.

01:14:52That could be the biggest

01:14:53mistake of The Rock's

01:14:54career.

01:14:57Fully compasses a

01:14:58six-man elimination

01:14:59tag team match.

01:15:01Making your way

01:15:02with a combined weight

01:15:03of 860 pounds,

01:15:07Duke Cool

01:15:08and Rock Kixi.

01:15:10You know, Michael,

01:15:10talking about that

01:15:11Iron Man match,

01:15:11you gotta realize,

01:15:12do you realize

01:15:13what that mean,

01:15:14that means?

01:15:14It's whoever wins

01:15:15the most fall

01:15:16in 60 minutes.

01:15:18One solid hour

01:15:19of battling.

01:15:21And The Rock and

01:15:21Triple H

01:15:22with a WWF title

01:15:24on the line

01:15:25in 10 days

01:15:26at Judgment Day.

01:15:27See, Michael,

01:15:28this is something

01:15:28you can't relate to.

01:15:29I've been in

01:15:30one-hour-long matches.

01:15:31They're brutal.

01:15:32Your body is

01:15:32totally exhausted.

01:15:34I mean, your tongue

01:15:35hanging out like

01:15:35a red necktie.

01:15:36And I just don't know

01:15:38if The Rock,

01:15:38I'm as big a fan

01:15:39as anybody

01:15:39of The Rock,

01:15:40but I don't know

01:15:41if he can hang

01:15:41with Triple H.

01:15:42Triple H is the game.

01:15:46Rikishi and Tukul

01:15:47in this six-man

01:15:48elimination tag team

01:15:49matchup

01:15:50against Triple H

01:15:51and DX.

01:15:52And King,

01:15:52the rules here

01:15:53are pretty simple.

01:15:54Once a superstar

01:15:55is pinned,

01:15:55disqualified,

01:15:56counted out,

01:15:57or submitted,

01:15:58well, that superstar's out,

01:15:59and it could leave

01:16:00his teammates

01:16:00in a three-on-two situation,

01:16:02or perhaps even

01:16:03three-on-one.

01:16:04So it's Grandmaster Sexy

01:16:06to start things off

01:16:07against the Road Dogg.

01:16:09Road Doggy Dogg.

01:16:10Oh, look at this!

01:16:11The Road Dogg

01:16:11doing his own version

01:16:12of dancing.

01:16:13Or mocking

01:16:14Grandmaster Sexy.

01:16:16And here we go!

01:16:18Grandmaster Sexy

01:16:18in the right hand

01:16:19to the Road Dogg.

01:16:21If I was Grandmaster Sexy,

01:16:22I'd take care of business.

01:16:23Forget about all this dancing.

01:16:25Oh, nice counter

01:16:25by the Road Dogg.

01:16:26I wanted to get you.

01:16:27All right,

01:16:27Grandmaster Sexy.

01:16:29This match,

01:16:30another chance

01:16:31for the regime

01:16:31to eliminate those

01:16:32who medal

01:16:33in regime business.

01:16:35You gotta agree

01:16:36that Penn Patterson

01:16:37did a great job

01:16:38of looking at this guy.

01:16:39Oh, my gosh!

01:16:40What a kick to the face,

01:16:41rearranging the nose

01:16:42of the Road Dogg.

01:16:43I don't say too much

01:16:44about Penn and his long

01:16:45Reebok.

01:16:46Did you see

01:16:47those shorts of his?

01:16:48I saw him.

01:16:49You know,

01:16:50Penn always has one

01:16:50in the departure lounge.

01:16:52Waiting to go

01:16:52at any time.

01:16:53Oh, JR say

01:16:54they must have smelled

01:16:55like moldy fruit.

01:16:56Oh, man.

01:16:57You know, look at this.

01:16:57Yellow in the front,

01:16:58around the back.

01:16:59Double team

01:16:59by the Road Dogg

01:17:01by Too Cool.

01:17:02They are cool.

01:17:05Yeah, they're cool.

01:17:07All right,

01:17:07here comes the big man,

01:17:09424 pounds

01:17:10of Rikishi.

01:17:11Oh, my gosh.

01:17:12And can you imagine,

01:17:13King,

01:17:14what a leg drop

01:17:15to the sternum?

01:17:16Can you imagine what?

01:17:17Can you imagine

01:17:17how humiliated,

01:17:18embarrassed Rikishi

01:17:20must have been on Raw?

01:17:21Forget the humiliation

01:17:22and embarrassment,

01:17:23what about the snake?

01:17:24I mean,

01:17:25he's got a hundred job.

01:17:26He needs to have

01:17:27a space thing last him.

01:17:28Road Dogg wisely

01:17:29getting out of the way

01:17:30into a right hand,

01:17:30though,

01:17:31of Grandmaster Sexset.

01:17:32Can you imagine

01:17:33the stink of

01:17:34Pat Patterson's

01:17:34soiled underwear?

01:17:36The stink face

01:17:37is a Trey Parker,

01:17:38Rikishi,

01:17:38and Pat Patterson

01:17:40moving his own version

01:17:42of it.

01:17:42Small towns

01:17:43have been evacuated

01:17:44for less than that.

01:17:45What a stink it was.

01:17:46And here's X-Pac.

01:17:49Describe him as a gnat,

01:17:50never quits,

01:17:51always buzzing around.

01:17:52They come down.

01:17:53Gnat by Scotty Tuhani.

01:17:55You callin' X-Pac a gnat?

01:17:56He never goes away.

01:17:57He's always there.

01:17:58He's always in your face.

01:17:59We're not telling that.

01:18:00It was a compliment,

01:18:01King.

01:18:01Yeah, right.

01:18:02You've been lucky

01:18:03so far tonight.

01:18:05I can't believe

01:18:05that Chris Benoit

01:18:06had knocked your life down.

01:18:07Scotty Tuhani

01:18:08with a right hand.

01:18:09X-Pac.

01:18:10Look at that butt,

01:18:11would you?

01:18:11I'm lookin' at it.

01:18:13Oh, my gosh.

01:18:14Will anyone get

01:18:14a stiff face here tonight?

01:18:16What a spinning heel kick

01:18:17to the chin

01:18:18of Scotty Tuhani.

01:18:20I heard that Rikishi

01:18:21just bought a new motorcycle

01:18:22with two sidecars,

01:18:23one for each butt cheek.

01:18:25Oh, man.

01:18:26I've heard you use

01:18:27that one before.

01:18:28Scotty Tuhani

01:18:29whipped into a corner.

01:18:30Elbow to the face

01:18:31of X-Pac.

01:18:33Six-man tag team

01:18:35elimination.

01:18:35Metjohn,

01:18:36face first.

01:18:37Scotty Tuhani

01:18:38with the pull dog.

01:18:39Here we go.

01:18:40Hey, look at Road Dog

01:18:41interrupting the worm.

01:18:43He's worthless.

01:18:44He's worthless.

01:18:46Road Dog into the corner.

01:18:48Oh, wait a minute.

01:18:49He's going to the dog.

01:18:50Oh, no.

01:18:51Another worm.

01:18:53And grab after

01:18:54Sex-A-Cup

01:18:54Triple-A job

01:18:55for the pass.

01:18:56We're gonna see the worm.

01:18:57One way or the other.

01:18:58W-O-R-E-N.

01:19:02Here it comes.

01:19:04You ready, Michael?

01:19:08Now he's attracted

01:19:09the chat.

01:19:10Covered by Scotty.

01:19:11Look at it.

01:19:12Triple-A

01:19:12pulling Scotty

01:19:13Tuhani out of the ring.

01:19:14That plays the game.

01:19:15Look at Rikishi

01:19:16with those shots

01:19:17to the face

01:19:18of Triple-A.

01:19:19Oh, my God.

01:19:20Rikishi

01:19:21going after the game.

01:19:23Oh, look out.

01:19:25Scotty Tuhani

01:19:26in trouble.

01:19:27Pumped in

01:19:27the lamb

01:19:28by the Road Dog.

01:19:29Covered.

01:19:30Referee's back's turn.

01:19:31Where's the ref?

01:19:32The ref is up your eyes.

01:19:33He's dealing

01:19:33with Rikishi

01:19:34and Triple-A.

01:19:35Look out now.

01:19:36Rib after

01:19:37Sex-Aid

01:19:37top rope.

01:19:39To the back

01:19:40of the head of Road Dog.

01:19:42Oh, what a kick

01:19:44by X-Pac.

01:19:45And X-Pac,

01:19:46X-Sactor

01:19:47to Scotty Tuhani.

01:19:48Did you see that?

01:19:52Here's the cover.

01:19:54It's on.

01:19:54Scotty Tuhani's

01:19:55been eliminated

01:19:56and it's down

01:19:57to a three-on-two.

01:19:58Rikishi and Grandmaster

01:20:00Sex-Aid,

01:20:01the only one left

01:20:02for their team.

01:20:02Tukul really is

01:20:03worthless.

01:20:05And Grandmaster

01:20:06Sex-Aid,

01:20:07look at Triple-Aid,

01:20:08with a blatant low blow

01:20:10to Grandmaster

01:20:11Sex-Aid.

01:20:13Triple-Aid is dominating

01:20:14the team.

01:20:14I agree.

01:20:16Grandmaster Sex-Aid's out,

01:20:18hook to the leg.

01:20:19It's over.

01:20:19Look at

01:20:20more guys.

01:20:20Look at Stephanie.

01:20:23And only Rikishi's left.

01:20:25Triple-Aid and DX

01:20:27three-on-one

01:20:28against Rikishi.

01:20:31Boy, I think that

01:20:32Triple-Aid is showing

01:20:34everybody what a really

01:20:35Iron Man he is.

01:20:37This is a message

01:20:38to The Rock.

01:20:39But if you don't believe

01:20:40he's a 60-minute man,

01:20:41you ask Stephanie.

01:20:43Rikishi has no backup.

01:20:45What do you mean

01:20:46no backup?

01:20:47If he does backup,

01:20:49DX is in trouble.

01:20:50DX surrounding him.

01:20:53Let's go.

01:20:54First move.

01:20:54Right-hand Rikishi to X-Pac.

01:20:56One of the star

01:20:57like he's won.

01:20:58And Rikishi

01:20:58getting 424 pounds of him.

01:21:01Free Willy on the game.

01:21:03Free Willy.

01:21:03Okay.

01:21:04It's a moment

01:21:05dropped

01:21:05to the road dog.

01:21:07Oh my God.

01:21:08Oh man.

01:21:09Face first

01:21:10goes that pop.

01:21:10You can see that.

01:21:12And Rikishi

01:21:13cleaning DX house.

01:21:15Oh, look out.

01:21:16Oh man.

01:21:18Oh no.

01:21:18Look out, Triple-Aid.

01:21:20Oh no.

01:21:21Not the triple-Bike.

01:21:22King backed out.

01:21:23Oh no.

01:21:24Oh no.

01:21:26Oh no.

01:21:27Oh no.

01:21:27And Rikishi

01:21:27in a referee, Tim White.

01:21:29Oh, these referees

01:21:31are getting pumped

01:21:31here by the minute.

01:21:32And Triple-H

01:21:33takes advantage.

01:21:36Look out.

01:21:37Triple-H

01:21:37used the referee

01:21:38as a shield king.

01:21:39Oh my God.

01:21:39And look out,

01:21:40Triple-H steady

01:21:41and Rikishi.

01:21:42And Rikishi.

01:21:42Oh my God.

01:21:43and a cutler

01:21:44by Rikishi.

01:21:45He's still got

01:21:45in the background

01:21:46but I can't believe it.

01:21:47Oh my God.

01:21:48And it's pop

01:21:49with a kick

01:21:50to the midsection

01:21:51bringing Rikishi

01:21:52to his knees.

01:21:53I think that was

01:21:53a little lower than

01:21:54the midsection.

01:21:54It was a little lower.

01:21:55It was a little lower.

01:21:56And Road Dogg

01:21:57and X-Pac

01:21:58and Triple-H

01:21:58three-on-one

01:21:59against Rikishi.

01:22:00Referees out.

01:22:03Quinn, look at Tori.

01:22:04She's really enjoying this.

01:22:06And again,

01:22:07in this three-on-one

01:22:08situation,

01:22:09the McMahon-Helmsley

01:22:10regime king

01:22:11sending a message.

01:22:12Don't medal

01:22:13in our business.

01:22:15That's right.

01:22:15You said Tori

01:22:16send that message

01:22:16to the Dudleys earlier.

01:22:18She's struck a blow

01:22:19for the feminist

01:22:20everywhere else.

01:22:21This is X-Pac.

01:22:22On Monday night

01:22:23it was the backside

01:22:24of Pat Patterson

01:22:25on the back side

01:22:27of X-Pac.

01:22:29And Stephanie and Tori

01:22:30looking out.

01:22:32Wait a minute.

01:22:32What is this?

01:22:33The Dudley Boys.

01:22:34Go damn Dudleys.

01:22:35The Dudley Boys.

01:22:36Demon on Road Dogg.

01:22:38Get up, referee,

01:22:38you idiot.

01:22:40The Dudley Boys

01:22:42get themselves

01:22:42up the X.

01:22:44That referee's

01:22:45laying there

01:22:45like a dead slug.

01:22:46Look out.

01:22:47What are you doing?

01:22:48On his paw.

01:22:49Oh my God.

01:22:50Payback.

01:22:51Payback.

01:22:52Look out.

01:22:53Look out.

01:22:54He's right.

01:22:54Payback to Dudley Boys

01:22:55on DX

01:22:56from earlier on.

01:22:59We have Triple H

01:23:00laying right here

01:23:01on our table.

01:23:02Triple H has been

01:23:02knocked out

01:23:03on the announce table.

01:23:04Are you alright,

01:23:04Triple H?

01:23:05Rikishi in the ring

01:23:06with DX.

01:23:07Are you alright?

01:23:08What happened?

01:23:09The Dudleys

01:23:10have done damage

01:23:11to DX.

01:23:12Oh, a double

01:23:13pin by Rikishi.

01:23:15No.

01:23:16And DX

01:23:17has been eliminated.

01:23:18Both of them.

01:23:19Both of them.

01:23:20Thanks to the Dudley Boys.

01:23:23It makes it

01:23:23one-on-one now.

01:23:24Down a one-on-one,

01:23:25King.

01:23:26Rikishi

01:23:27and Triple H

01:23:28are left.

01:23:28Triple H is,

01:23:29I'm telling you,

01:23:30I look right in his face

01:23:31and he's cracked on.

01:23:33He's not blooping.

01:23:34Now referee,

01:23:35Tim White,

01:23:35explaining to Triple H,

01:23:37hey, game,

01:23:38it's down to you

01:23:39and the big man.

01:23:40Well, I promise you this,

01:23:41DX won't forget

01:23:42those damn Dudleys.

01:23:43Before it's all set and done,

01:23:44they'll get him.

01:23:45Well, I think Triple H

01:23:46wants to forget all

01:23:46about Rikishi here.

01:23:48Be careful, Stephanie.

01:23:49Don't get too close

01:23:49with that big fat.

01:23:51No.

01:23:52Well, Stephanie cheering

01:23:53her husband on

01:23:54from ringside.

01:23:54Can you imagine

01:23:55if poor Stephanie's

01:23:56beautiful face

01:23:56was put in that foot crack?

01:23:59That could be pretty funny.

01:24:01What's wrong with you,

01:24:02you idiot?

01:24:02And listen to this crowd

01:24:03coming to its feet

01:24:04and Rikishi

01:24:05with a big right hand

01:24:06at Triple H.

01:24:07And look at this.

01:24:08The game's in trouble,

01:24:10Kane.

01:24:10I know he is.

01:24:11Look at him.

01:24:12Oh, man.

01:24:13Now Rikishi's in trouble.

01:24:15And Triple H

01:24:16kicks to the midsection.

01:24:18And the game,

01:24:19hammering away.

01:24:20That's right,

01:24:21the game.

01:24:21He's an Iron Man.

01:24:22He's a 60-minute man.

01:24:23Oh, no.

01:24:25Pat Patterson

01:24:26with it

01:24:27stained underwear.

01:24:28I can smell it.

01:24:30He's new.

01:24:31What's he gonna do with that?

01:24:31What do you think?

01:24:32I wish you'd shove it

01:24:33in your mouth,

01:24:34but I'm afraid

01:24:34that's meant for Rikishi.

01:24:36Oh, no.

01:24:38Oh, no.

01:24:39Can you imagine

01:24:41the skin?

01:24:42Oh, man.

01:24:43He's just got a nose job.

01:24:46Oh, the insult, Kane.

01:24:48Oh.

01:24:49If it wasn't bad enough

01:24:50Monday on Raw,

01:24:51look at this.

01:24:53Look, look at this.

01:24:54Again, he's doing it.

01:24:56When is Rikishi

01:24:57gonna start puking?

01:24:58Pat Patterson

01:24:59thinks it's hilarious.

01:25:00Look at Pat.

01:25:01That is so hard.

01:25:02That underwear

01:25:03is three days older, Kane.

01:25:05I don't even know

01:25:05how Pat can stand

01:25:06to smell himself.

01:25:07Wait a minute.

01:25:08Pat Patterson's got

01:25:09Pat Patterson.

01:25:09Look out, Pat.

01:25:11Get out of there, Pat.

01:25:13Patterson.

01:25:13Oh.

01:25:13Dropped into the ring

01:25:14by Rikishi.

01:25:15Oh, no.

01:25:17Oh, no.

01:25:18He's got those

01:25:18fast-stained,

01:25:21soiled drawers

01:25:22of Pat Patterson.

01:25:23And I think Pat Patterson

01:25:24is about to become

01:25:25up close and personal.

01:25:27Look out, Pat Patterson.

01:25:28Try to the right.

01:25:29Stick it out.

01:25:30Stick it out.

01:25:32He's the game

01:25:32and it's in his back.

01:25:34Stick Matt to Triple H

01:25:36and a kick to the face.

01:25:38And again, Stephanie.

01:25:40What are you doing?

01:25:43She's coming to the aid

01:25:44of her husband.

01:25:44Please, Stephanie,

01:25:45get out of there.

01:25:47And listen to this crowd.

01:25:48Get out of there, Stephanie.

01:25:51Oh, my God.

01:25:55She's standing up for a

01:25:56because this is a huge mistake.

01:25:58Stephanie, save yourself.

01:26:00You can't reason with that.

01:26:01And Pat Patterson is behind.

01:26:03And Rikishi and

01:26:04Stephanie in the corner.

01:26:05Stephanie's down.

01:26:06Oh, no.

01:26:07He wouldn't.

01:26:08No, he wouldn't.

01:26:09He didn't mean to.

01:26:11Get out of there.

01:26:13And a right hand

01:26:13of Pat Patterson.

01:26:14Jane Rikishi

01:26:17Somebody help.

01:26:18Oh, Pat.

01:26:21Oh, my God, Pat.

01:26:23Pat.

01:26:25You're going to be

01:26:25in that face.

01:26:26In that face.

01:26:28In that face.

01:26:29Is that crazy

01:26:29Pat the gas?

01:26:32He's breaking wind.

01:26:34You know what this crowd wants?

01:26:36Oh, no.

01:26:36He wouldn't do it.

01:26:38He wouldn't.

01:26:38That's a Stephanie.

01:26:39You're going to not do that.

01:26:40That's Stephanie McMahon.

01:26:42Her father is missing.

01:26:43He's going to get Stephanie

01:26:44to sit back.

01:26:45She's from British Connecticut.

01:26:46Is he going to do it, King?

01:26:48She's a little pigless.

01:26:50He's not going to do this, is he?

01:26:52That's the game.

01:26:53Why, my man?

01:26:54Look out.

01:26:55Game.

01:26:56It's Triple H.

01:26:57Thank God.

01:26:58Triple H.

01:26:59Get in that nick of time.

01:27:00Get that idiotic

01:27:00Raider, Rikishi.

01:27:02Get what he deserved.

01:27:03Hook of the leg.

01:27:04And the game has won.

01:27:07The Ironman has won it.

01:27:09The next champion.

01:27:10The Notice Roger falls.

01:27:13The game wins the six-man elimination matchup.

01:27:18That's why it's the game, Michael Cole.

01:27:21The Rock better be careful.

01:27:24Or Kang will The Rock personally accept Triple H's challenge face-to-face

01:27:29for the Ironman match at Justice Day on Raw Monday night.

01:27:32After seeing this, I don't know if The Rock will be up to it.

01:27:40They are all a piece of advice, and I feel they're even ready to do it.

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