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00:00Hey there, friends. Got a Phineas and Ferb reaction for you at Backyard? Wow.
00:06There's a lot of stuff there.
00:10Wait a minute.
00:15I feel like they would eat people.
00:21What? I? Leg?
00:23But also, zombies don't really have, like, a mind of their own to work out of.
00:29So, how would they know they're vegetarian if they're zombie?
00:33What? Your carrots don't have legs?
00:35Why do yours?
00:36Hey guys, why don't you do it?
00:38Oh, we're just solving the world's problems.
00:41Zombie and vegetarianism is a world problem?
00:43Not yet, but recycling is.
00:45We've got a lot of leftover material from past inventions, and we're trying to figure out what to do with
00:49it.
00:49Are they doing an Earth Day, like, recycling thing?
00:52Like, we know recycling is important.
00:54Tell the big companies to start doing that.
00:57My mom always just throws all our leftovers into a pot.
00:59That makes a giant casserole.
01:00And all of it?
01:01It's best to just eat first and ask questions later.
01:03Oh, so it's a mystery casserole.
01:08I don't know how appetizing that would be, though.
01:11I'm right here, guys.
01:12Wait, what?
01:12It's internet sensation Perry Grip.
01:14How's it going?
01:15Perry Grip?
01:16Actually, we were looking for Perry the Platypus.
01:18Who?
01:20Hey, I was wondering, like, is Perry just talking all of a sudden?
01:24Oops.
01:25Sorry for the misunderstanding.
01:27Nice guitar, though.
01:28Internet sensation Perry Grip, ladies and gentlemen.
01:31The gruel.
01:32I don't know who he is.
01:34Oh.
01:34Oh.
01:35I burnt another one.
01:36I guess that's what I get for staying up all night.
01:38She's staying up all night making pies?
01:41He's been eating them all night?
01:43Yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.
01:45What on earth are you doing?
01:46Oh, he's doing tongue twisters.
01:48Red leather, yellow leather.
01:49Red leather, yellow leather.
01:50But also, Perry's been eating pies all night?
01:54Oh, my goodness.
01:55Oh, my goodness.
01:56Oh, my goodness.
01:57Would you like a little sneak peek?
02:00I'd love to, honey, but I've got quite a lot of baking to do if I want to make my
02:03quota
02:04for the live and let pie event.
02:05Girl, you need to...
02:08Are they doing the same thing with the freaking laces thing?
02:13Really?
02:14But also, girl, you need to sleep.
02:16Why don't you practice in front of Candace?
02:18You have a fine idea.
02:19Yeah, there's nothing teenagers love more than listening to speeches.
02:22No.
02:23Where are we going?
02:24Oh, no.
02:26Well, Perry.
02:27Oh.
02:27I'm afraid to know yourself another.
02:30Where's Perry?
02:31You over...
02:32Platypus.
02:33Oops, didn't mean to intrude.
02:34Get out of here, Perry.
02:35Morning, Agent Lee.
02:36Oh.
02:38Oh, he's got a full belly and everything.
02:42But isn't that, like...
02:44Isn't that abusive to a platypus for feeding him burnt pies all night?
02:49Guess whose birthday it is, Agent P.
02:51Perry Grip?
02:52It's not Carl's.
02:53And it's not yours.
02:54Okay, okay, it's mine.
02:57Help yourself, Agent P.
02:58Oh, no.
02:59Not a tank person, huh?
03:01Oh, well.
03:02We've noticed a surge of revenue going to Dooflchmerch's bank accounts recently.
03:06Get to the bottom of it.
03:07Besides the money from his ex-wife?
03:10Catching in all the agents now, sir.
03:11We couldn't afford the rights to that famous birthday song.
03:14So, the agents and I came up with this.
03:17Wait, so this has to be before everybody's able to sing Happy Burt.
03:23But wait, is that Agent W?
03:24You got Agent W?
03:26To sing?
03:28One, two, three.
03:29Oh, boy.
03:37He dipped.
03:40That was just beautiful.
03:42Thank you for coming here today to hear my speech on the history of the ancient Ornithorincon tribe.
03:47Hold up.
03:48I love that they all tried anyway.
03:50But what would a worm sound like?
03:52Agent W was singing.
03:53I wouldn't hear that.
03:55Ornithorincones were a platypus worshipping society.
03:57Wait, platypus worshipping?
03:58She's teal blue and wearing elaborate platypus-themed costumes.
04:01She's about to knock out.
04:03Oh, you know what?
04:04I just remembered some friends asked me to help them form a giant human pyramid.
04:09And I told them that was like...
04:10Friends?
04:11But it turns out I was wrong, so I gotta go.
04:14I'm surprised Lawrence isn't like, wait, you have friends?
04:17You haven't hanged out with...
04:18The last time you hung out with Stacey, it was for a bit.
04:21And then where's Jenny?
04:23Which is great, Dad.
04:23But you might want to add some visual aids.
04:25Just a little dry.
04:26Are you telling him to paint himself blue?
04:29Teal?
04:30That's how I can spruce it up a little.
04:32Spruce!
04:34Spruce!
04:34This is a nerd.
04:37Very good, then.
04:41What was that pause?
04:43So the next time we're going to see him, he's going to be like teal blue and everything.
04:46He's going to be like a live platypus.
04:48I really hope that's the case.
04:49Good to see you, Perry the Platypus.
04:53But you'll be lucky to see anything.
04:55Are you going to mess with his eyes?
04:57I almost used my final zinger before I even told you my evil plan.
05:00Just put it out of your mind.
05:02It's gone.
05:02Like you've been zapped by a mind zappinator.
05:06Zapperinator or something.
05:08Hmm.
05:08I love that he just does the zapping noise.
05:11Like especially after Perry destroys his machine in the Bully Bust episode and Doofenshmirtz is like,
05:17Did you just say...
05:19Anyway, you may be wondering why you're in an ophthalmologist's chair.
05:23Well, it seems that I've come into a bit of good fortune.
05:26What'd you do?
05:27Some technology of mine is being used in eye examination equipment.
05:30Oh.
05:31I'm getting royalty checks.
05:33Really?
05:33Extra money is fine.
05:34Oh.
05:39But money, though.
05:40Money.
05:41You know what I mean?
05:42So I invented the eye foginator.
05:45Oh, that's bad.
05:46But also, royalty checks, you get free money for doing nothing.
05:51Temporarily blur the vision of whomever it hits.
05:54It will then force people to go out and get their eyes checked.
05:57And then I'll get even more money.
05:59Oh.
06:01So, you know, it kind of evens.
06:03Hold up.
06:04You, Perry the Platypus, will be my first test subject.
06:07More royalty checks.
06:09Put your little chin on the thing.
06:10Put your little chin.
06:11Let me wipe that off for you.
06:12Wait, does he even have a chin?
06:13Okay, lift your head a bit.
06:15There we go.
06:16Perfect.
06:17I mean, I know when he's on his all fours, he's on all fours, he does have a chin, I
06:22guess.
06:22Okay, now here's my zinger.
06:24You'll be lucky to see anything after the eye fog in the...
06:27Ugh.
06:27It worked before when it was in context.
06:29But it just sounds silly now.
06:32Okay, now...
06:33Wow.
06:33You'll feel a slight puff of air.
06:36Oh.
06:37The slight.
06:39Oh.
06:41His eyes.
06:43Oh.
06:44Why are you giving me the stink eye?
06:50Oh no, there's a giant filter on the screen.
06:54Wipe it off.
06:56Just a shrub.
06:58Are you kidding me?
06:59Three steps back and...
07:01On your...
07:01Whoa.
07:03Whoa, I can see that I cannot see this.
07:07It works.
07:08I consider this a success.
07:10Harry, Harry, the gladiful square rider.
07:12Oh.
07:12Oh!
07:14Nice work, Baljeet.
07:15Oh, that fight's gonna be so crazy that they're gonna miss, right?
07:18That they're gonna miss so much.
07:20It's like missing in a game.
07:21Why did I miss?
07:22I found some slide rules from our World of Calculations exhibit.
07:26I found some coat hangers from that leaning tower of closet space and an old colored sweatshirt.
07:30Hello?
07:31We can hit this baby with the Megasizer.
07:32Are these things we haven't seen before?
07:34An Omega-sizer?
07:36...from the giant picnic and his parachute from the drag race.
07:39The drag race?
07:40...with the micro-sizer to make a great sweatshirt.
07:44So they got a thing that makes things small and a thing that makes things big.
07:49Wait, make that thing into a sweater.
07:51You already have a sweatshirt.
07:53It's a shame Perry isn't here to see it.
07:55Here I am.
07:55And I brought some old guitar strings to recycle.
07:58Why is he here?
07:59But you meant Perry the platypus, didn't you?
08:02Well, yeah, but your timing is perfect.
08:04We were just about to start the song.
08:06Oh.
08:06Try this on for size.
08:08I gotta say, but I do love the guitar design.
08:11But I wonder, like, did they ask this guy to join them and he's just in the episode?
08:17You take a bucket full of forks and a rusted oil drum and a hookah.
08:21Oh, wait, hold up.
08:22...together with some gum.
08:23Got a motor and a floater and a giant can of soda.
08:25Uncle's calling sweatshirt.
08:26Hold up.
08:27You take a little here and you put it over there.
08:29You can tie it all together with some fake gorilla hair.
08:32I gotta say that, okay, you know what?
08:34I'm happy we got Perry here.
08:35This song is sounding good.
08:37...and then, got a backyard hodgepodge.
08:40He said the title!
08:42Where did Irving come from?
08:52Oh, that is sick.
08:54You can sell that potato chip, right?
08:56If you got, like, weird potato chips, people buy that stuff.
09:00I'm loving the rhyming.
09:08Irving's brain!
09:12also what is this view though why is everybody looking down at me like what did i do stop
09:17looking at me like that
09:20it's a backyard hodgepodge it's a backyard hodgepodge it is a is it another roller coaster
09:30hi hi sorry but every time i see that view that
09:37you blurry view it's messing with my eyes
09:49double black diamond oh
10:02what do you mean his chewed gum collection
10:05buford what the heck you've been collecting boy
10:10that looks uncomfortable for a bit but also wouldn't that soda be used once
10:18don't you have to refill it
10:21i do love it it's parry anyway fellas i'm gonna hit the road see ya
10:27hi my paycheck just got here so i'm gonna head off now thanks for giving me a thing in the
10:32show thank you bye he's no but still a lovely fellow he's nice i don't know who he is
10:48oh he's going by sound
10:53is that how it works oh
10:57you gotta stop talking he's getting you on sound but also can you do that
11:15girl they're getting worse
11:18there you are what are you doing up there oh it's a bag of bread
11:26hello
11:28hello
11:31but for a second there i thought what she said there you are i thought i was gonna be parried
11:35the guitarist on the floor eating pies like it's free food
11:45they're just singing the digits of pie
11:50okay that's it i can't believe i'm doing what i'm about to do
11:53oh you're calling wait she's actually doing a human pyramid right now that's actually real
11:59she has more friends but also she's calling candace
12:04i hate to interrupt your day honey but i need your help with these pies
12:08i'm so tired i'm starting to see the weirdest
12:11get some sleep
12:12i'll be right home
12:18the pies aren't the only thing
12:20who are those people
12:26lawrence
12:28also why did he why did the subtitle make me think he was yelling out
12:31kamehameha or something like that
12:33that didn't go over as well as i'd hoped
12:36this is amazing
12:38spruce it up more
12:40spruce
12:42sprurrrrrr
12:42oh i do believe i've sprained
12:45my elbow
12:46oh no he's
12:48sprurrrrrrring
12:51oh
12:54okay found it
12:56but she's sleep deprived though
12:58so i wonder what's gonna happen now
12:59like she sees it though
13:01okay i just have to take three steps back
13:03one
13:03all it takes is for her to be sleep deprived
13:06oh
13:06oh
13:09oh wait her vision
13:14i guess getting zapped by it
13:15by it again works
13:17okay
13:18okay mom
13:18here i am
13:20her vision
13:21do you see what i'm seeing
13:25i don't see anything
13:27you're kidding me the one time linda sees it she just wants confirmation
13:31she's gonna think she's
13:33that's it
13:34i'm lying down
13:36oh no
13:38the one time
13:40yes whoever invented those gizmos inside that machine must be a person who's dedicated
13:45his or her life to
13:46oh
13:46oh
13:48the upside down man
13:49baltazar
13:50baltazar
13:57what is even going on with this season
14:00things are just getting so wacky now
14:02i love it
14:08i love the tale
14:15wait that's
14:17that actually
14:18that's how the episode ends right there
14:21but i guess the invention disappeared afterwards
14:24somehow
14:28oh
14:28wait
14:29wait it's still out there
14:36hold up
14:38it's still out there
14:40she could just go out there and
14:42oh my
14:43the one time she sees it
14:44the one other time
14:45she's
14:46the one
14:46she still thinks she's crazy
14:48what
14:51wow
14:53and i thought it disappeared
14:59it's a it's it's it's it's a nice song
15:05it's a very nice song
15:06i do like the backyard hodgepodge
15:08i do like how it's like
15:09oh yeah we have all these parts
15:10left over let's make an invention out of all of them
15:12a good way to recycle
15:15but
15:16i love that
15:18doof is just getting more money besides the alimony checks and whatnot
15:21so
15:22but apparently doing a good thing for people's eyes is a bad thing
15:26but i love his plan that he makes people's eyes temporarily bad so they get them fixed he gets more
15:33alimony he gets more royalty checks you know royalty checks are so nice i wish i got royalty checks i
15:39wish i got royalty checks that'd be nice i can just lay around doing nothing and just get free money
15:44like that actors do it for doing shows and you know and if the shows get reruns on tv they
15:50get out they get royalty checks for the reruns if it's in the contract
15:55sometimes if that doesn't happen but it's really it's a really neat hodgepodge episode where it's like oh yeah let's
16:03make it and it just it's a really random thing the song is very nice too i don't know where
16:09parry came from but i can't believe that linda like really waited until she was going see that she was
16:16crazy to go to sleep like that girl should have fell asleep like hours ago
16:22but seeing the sleep deprivation like mess with her mind was actually funny though the whole pie thing the dancing
16:30the dancing loaf of bread and also the one time she sees the invention she can't she can't just she
16:39thinks she's gone crazy and needs to go to bed
16:41and she wakes up and sees it again still thinks she's crazy the invention isn't gone
16:50that's the crazy thing right there but no this was a very fun episode hope you enjoyed the reaction if
16:55you did
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17:00you next time