00:00Let's see how you like this
00:19Focus on the game, okay
00:30Kaden
00:38What the hell
00:41Someone sabotaged our uniforms. What do we do kick off some five minutes guys?
00:46It's just paint
00:48Quit being a pussy and suit up
00:53Suit up. Let's go five minutes
01:00It's your first game of the season. I'm your announcer student body president Kaden Russell and I'm his trusty sidekick
01:06Alexa Kennedy
01:17Wow new look for the Hawks. Yeah, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
01:24Put it back Donovan Miller leave the team tonight and doesn't he look gorgeous doing it?
01:30The rainbow really brings out
01:31Oh, absolutely
01:34Enjoying yourself?
01:35I don't know what you're talking about
01:40I knew it was you
01:48Where did you get this?
01:49You dropped it in the uniforms
01:52You're gonna pick this
01:59Finally showing your two colors, don't reset
02:01Shut up
02:02I bet you sniffed everyone's dirty dog straps after the game
02:05One more word out of you and I'm kicking your fucking ass second string
02:08Justin let it go
02:10Try to get in your head
02:12I'm sorry did you say kick my ass or lick my ass?
02:15I'm gonna get my look
02:16Come back
02:16No, stop it
02:17No
02:19Stop it
02:20Stop it
02:21Stop it
02:23Stop it
02:25Stop it
02:25Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:28Stop it
02:31It looks like our quarterback Donovan Miller has been injured
02:35Stop it
02:35Stop
02:36Stop
02:37Stop
02:37Our star quarterback is hurt and it's all my fault
02:43Stop it
02:44Stop it
02:44Stop it
02:44Donovan, I am so sorry
02:45The uniforms, they were a stupid prank
02:47I really didn't mean for this
02:48You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt
02:51I hurt
02:52You're a jet motherfucker
02:54Move, move
02:55You
02:57What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Viewmont, our biggest rivals
03:02You're expelled
03:03What?
03:04What?
03:05No
03:07It's spelling him won't teach him his lesson
03:11He's gotta learn some school spirit
03:13And I know just what to do
03:16Have him come to our next practice
03:18What?
03:18Fine
03:20Six a.m. Monday morning, bright and early
03:23Report and Donovan will take over from there
03:38Okay, let's have it
03:40What are you gonna make me do?
03:42Clean your dirty jockstrap?
03:43Shine your cleats?
03:45Scrub the shower?
03:47All
03:52You're not getting off that easy
03:55What do I have to do to get off?
04:03Welcome to the team
04:06Waterboy
04:16No way
04:17I am not wearing that
04:18You can just make me clean something and get it over with
04:21Well
04:21It's either this
04:23Or you get expelled
04:25And if you get expelled
04:27That means no new activities budget
04:30And no Harvard
04:33Choose wisely
04:36Donovan
04:37It's Captain
04:48Oh
04:49Waterboy
04:51Waterboy
04:51I stood up to the homophobic football team
04:55And now I'm the waterboy
04:57To the hot quarterback from hell
04:59This is bullying
05:03Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
05:06You're unbelievable
05:09Oh man, you got him so good
05:11This is hilarious
05:12You fuck with our uniforms
05:13We fuck with yours
05:14Hey guys, hey
05:16We play our biggest rivals of the season next week
05:18So
05:19Get back on the field
05:28How long do I have to do this?
05:32You belong to me
05:34So
05:35As long as I want
05:42I'm your slave
05:43I'm expelled
05:45Those can't be my only two options Donovan
05:47We're at practice
05:48So call me Captain
05:50I'm going to the principal
05:51This is cruel
05:52Go ahead, principal already signed off
05:55And she's not going to improve your budget
05:57Unless you show a little school spirit
06:00But hey, if you can't handle it
06:02By all means
06:03Just pull your budget proposal
06:06Donovan
06:06I'm going to the principal
06:06acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment, more like flirting.
06:39Try harder to embarrass me, Captain, cause right now, you're just making me look good.
06:46I mean, so I knew you were hiding that body under your school uniform.
06:54I'm a teen twink fantasy. If I didn't know any better, I think you watch gay porn.
07:01Who says I don't?
07:10At least give me something different to wear.
07:12It needs to look like I'm hazing him or the team will make things worse for Caden.
07:17Besides, no, I like the way you're looking at us.
07:23Are you hitting on me? Cause, bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed jock like you.
07:31Liar. Come on. If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
07:50You wish. Now, do you have an actual task for me? Or did you just come for the view?
07:59Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment?
08:01Okay.
08:02Huh?
08:03Go!
08:04Go!
08:06Go!
08:06Go!
08:07Go!
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