00:02Why do all your memoirs take place in New York City?
00:05It's fiction.
00:06I'm asking you to go to New York.
00:09I'm pretty sure that's your crab infestation.
00:11Well, hi. You would know.
00:12I'm cooking chicken.
00:14I'm a vegetarian.
00:15They're bringing those lovely girls for dinner.
00:18Still a vegetarian.
00:19I don't like pussy either.
00:21Want a, uh, pinto?
00:23From you, no thanks. It's probably hallucinogenic.
00:25All of my meds are prescription.
00:27It's great-granny.
00:29She's dead.
00:31Mom, she left this to me.
00:32I'm going to East Hampton.
00:34The house is vacant, so here it is.
00:38This is a mistake.
00:40Alright, hop in quick.
00:42You can't have any money.
00:43Who cares?
00:44You're going to be living in a house in the richest neighborhood in all of America.
00:47You're going to be guys?
00:49Are you kidding me?
00:49You're going to be beating them off with tennis rackets.
00:52You're a writer?
00:52Well, I'm trying to be.
00:54Well, either you are or you aren't.
00:57Last night, I mean, it got so drunk.
00:59He's here for you.
01:00The house has to be sold.
01:01I look like a crook.
01:02You are a crook.
01:03Advantage!
01:04It's great for runners.
01:05Great for your calves.
01:07I like you.
01:09You're cool.
01:12Calculated.
01:13It makes me feel like shit.
01:15I think it's just the boat.
01:17No.
01:19It's the love.
01:20Before what?
01:21What were you just going to say?
01:22The bear!
01:22It's not gay if I'm the one getting it, right?
01:24No, it's still gay.
01:25He's a gold digger and he's shady.
01:27Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still gay.
01:33Dude, I'm going out!
01:43Nice.
01:44So let's see.
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