00:00Teh, is it just me or lumalak si Mary?
00:03And I'm not talking about face facts.
00:06Kiha!
00:07I'm talking about...
00:08Anong plano nyo dyan?
00:11Gusog!
00:12No, like...
00:13Super busog!
00:14Buntis!
00:21May kakilala ba kayo?
00:24Nakakilala rin ng inyong mga kaibigan?
00:26At kakilala rin ng mga kakilala ninyo?
00:30Naranasan nyo na ba yun?
00:32Okay.
00:33Six degrees of separation.
00:36A theory that suggests everyone on earth is connected to everyone.
00:40To everyone else by no more than six people.
00:43Teh, kahit report card mo pa yan, medical exam, PSA birth certificate?
00:47Teh, o eh.
00:48Porket wala akong tatay?
00:49You're so kulit ha!
00:51Alangan naman papuntahin kitang Batangas para na ma-harvest ng coffee.
00:55Eh, so naughty.
00:57Ah, naughty?
00:58Teh!
00:59Ano yung kabusyanyari sa laksyos mo?
01:00Ha?
01:00Bago yan! Maganda yan!
01:02Bago ang kawa!
01:03Ano gusto ko, LGBT fan?
01:04O eh, ano?
01:05Ano gusto ko?
01:06Pwede ko yung mga...
01:07Jollibee-jollibee na yan.
01:09Ano?
01:09Yung mga Jollibee sobrang mahal na ngayon!
01:11Pero okay lang sa'yo.
01:12Basta busog lang katay mo.
01:13Oo, sige. Umalis ka na.
01:14Pero madala tayo lang lang po rin itong baksan ko.
01:16Ako ko mali namin!
01:17Hindi tayo nagkakalayo ng kasabihan.
01:20Na isang diwa, isang katawan.
01:23Parang kinahin mo talad-alad ng chocolate ng valentine.
01:25It is a small word.
01:31Música
01:32Pag uwi ng bahay, amoy alak pa siya
01:36Mugugulo na ang uu.
01:40Ah, Basilika na.
01:42Saan kayo bababa?
01:43Mga Kaya?
01:44Mga Kaya!
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