00:00One, two, three, go!
00:01Tokyo Drift, motherfucker!
00:03Ah!
00:04Fucking idiots.
00:06All units respond.
00:09We have reports of a high-speed chase.
00:16I give to you...
00:18Our first electric patrol car.
00:21Oh!
00:25Fuck electricity!
00:27Boom!
00:30Well, well, well, it isn't the old-timers passing the torch to the new generation.
00:34You beat my rookie in a foot race?
00:36No ticket.
00:37Wait, what?
00:38One, two, three, go!
00:42Hey, Thorny, we're super excited for your hot sister's wedding.
00:45To Rod Farva.
00:47Son of a bitch.
00:49Got a beer?
00:50That's my shirt.
00:51It's a good sex shirt.
00:52I got a Postmates delivery of 12 short and wide condoms to Rod Farva.
00:57Only 12?
00:58I guess a lot to do.
00:59Here I come, babe!
01:00Come get your cream, girl!
01:03I'm gonna stop this wedding.
01:05I love my girl!
01:06Mom, Dad, this is Farva.
01:09Oh, my God, babe, you clean up great!
01:12I wonder if I have any white tea here.
01:13Oh, wait, that's me.
01:14Whitey!
01:16We do like racial humor.
01:18Who doesn't?
01:24Farva checks to me his list of demands for the bachelor party.
01:27Bump fights, Russian roulette, strip club.
01:29What the hell?
01:30Hello, boys.
01:32Pull up a cup chair.
01:32Come on, man, I'm out.
01:36Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it!
01:37Tokyo Drift, motherfucker!
01:42Nerd!
01:43Watch it, Farva.
01:46Is it possible we're no longer the cool guys in our own story?
01:51Not a fucking chance.
01:59Okay, Farva.
02:00Time to pick your snake.
02:02This guy's actually kind of cute.
02:11Since it's the leg, it's best to suck it out.
02:16Check it out.
02:18Farva, that's my mom!
02:23Fucking idiots.
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