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00:00Hi guys, it's Lita. So, um, today we are going to start on an epic journey. Um, that is the
00:09journey of Debbie. This is Debbie, here. D-E-B-B-Y. Don't ever- Debbie the Beautiful Girl. No,
00:16he's just Debbie. He doesn't need a title, does he? No.
00:20Um, Debbie originally was going to be a priest, I mean a paladin, um, but I decided to make him
00:26a priest because that way he can wear a dress.
00:28So, um, let's see, we're going to put on his gear here. Wait, no, it's not a choice. Put all
00:34these things on.
00:39So, Debbie is a little priest. Big priest. A big boy. He's a big daddy, so. Um, is there a
00:48story behind Debbie?
00:52Yes. He once killed a man, and that man called him Deborah.
00:58He's killed several men. Many men.
01:00What brings you here?
01:02Anywho. So, he's a priest. Okay.
01:06And he's really serious about his priest work. Like, really serious. He, he loves the Bible.
01:12Or the life, whatever it is in Azeroth. Tomes.
01:16And we're going to level him together as a holy priest. So, here goes Debbie. First quest, Debbie.
01:26This is a make it or break it deal.
01:28Be careful.
01:29You did it.
01:30Alright. What amuse are we over here? Debbie doesn't like that, so he's going to smite them with their, with
01:36this holy fire.
01:38I'm going to just quickly scroll through my 261 mounts, apparently.
01:46So, don't, don't ever call Debbie Deborah. Just for the record. Unless you won't get your ass kicked. Which he
01:55will do.
01:57Don't judge him if he's wearing a dress. He'll fuck you up, man.
02:01Debbie, Debbie doesn't know love. He only knows God.
02:09Thanks for the dagger.
02:12I'm never going to lose that.
02:16Yes.
02:26This is an incredi-
02:27Fuck off, man.
02:29This is my cage.
02:30This is Debbie's cage. This is Debbie's world.
02:34Don't you dare intrude.
02:36Oh, shit.
02:38Come on, Debbie. Run!
02:41Run, Debbie.
02:42What a sweet boy.
02:44My sweet baby boy.
02:46Debbie.
02:48By the way, just to establish, Debbie is a man.
02:51He's very old-fashioned.
02:53Um, and he, he's not very open to, uh, being called feminine in any way, because he is not.
03:01So, don't ever point out the fact that he's wearing a dress.
03:04He doesn't want to wear a dress.
03:05He's just kind of a priest thing, and he likes to abide by the laws of a priest.
03:09Don't ever point out the name.
03:11Don't say that it's a girl's name, because it's not.
03:15Um, it's Debbie's name.
03:16Help me, I hate you.
03:19Basically, he has very fragile masculinity.
03:22Look at him.
03:22God, what a good-
03:23That's not-
03:24That's not Debbie.
03:25You're not Debbie.
03:26You are Debbie.
03:27He's the only Debbie.
03:29Ever.
03:30The true Debbie.
03:34Obviously, Torrin are, like, pretty much the biggest, physically, um, race in this entire game.
03:42Which, Debbie needed to be big.
03:44Debbie needed to be a big boy.
03:46A big baby boy.
03:48Um, which he is.
03:49And I'm proud of him.
03:50Because he tries very hard.
03:53Yes, he does.
03:54Yeah, bud.
03:56Get those dots.
03:58There we go.
03:59Now we're just gonna go and dot all these guys like crazy.
04:03So that I tag all of them and no one else can take them.
04:06Died.
04:07There we go.
04:15Toasty in here.
04:17I also decided to wear a board shirt today.
04:22And luckily, the-
04:25I actually can't tell where the Torrin symbol is.
04:29Um, this will be my official, like, Debbie leveling shirt.
04:34Probably.
04:36I'm gonna make a promise to you now that I'll always wear a Blizzard shirt while making this.
04:42Alright, Deb, Deb.
04:43Don't- don't ever call him that.
04:45Sorry, Debbie.
04:46He only likes to be called Debbie because Debbie is his true God-given name, obviously.
04:50I'm probably going to just transmog his, uh, his staff to a shovel.
04:59Because I want him to bury all of those who commit sacrilege.
05:07I'm actually not sure, though, if the shovel is a staff or a polearm.
05:13Hopefully a staff.
05:17Just fuck me up, Debbie.
05:20Just fuck me up.
05:21So today we're going to get to level 10, probably.
05:25Maybe more.
05:26Depends on how fast I get there.
05:28Man, it's been years since I've leveled a priest.
05:32Like, I'm pretty sure the last time I leveled a priest was, like, Cataclysm.
05:40I'm not totally sure, though.
05:45Hello!
05:46Ha!
05:47A little too late, friend.
05:51I can't help you?
05:54There.
05:54I gave him a shield because Debbie is a nice, holy man who respects others.
06:01It is Midsummer Fire Festival.
06:04That means we get to do fun, horrible Fire Festival quests.
06:11I've got to, like, honor his mom because she died.
06:14Is Debbie going to kneel?
06:17Can I shield her?
06:19No?
06:19Can I shield you?
06:20No?
06:21I've been expecting.
06:22Sorry.
06:22Okay.
06:23Yes.
06:24Kneel.
06:25Because I'm an RP.
06:27Piece of trash.
06:28Literally.
06:29I'm not just, I'm not making fun of the RP community whatsoever.
06:32I am on pretty much all RP servers except for this because Debbie was taken on all of them.
06:39Debbie respects the dead.
06:41Doesn't he?
06:42Yes.
06:43God, Torred women are just so, I love them so much.
06:47Look at those curves, man.
06:49All right, I'm going to place my offering.
06:52Oh my God, I placed my offering way over here.
06:56That's embarrassing.
06:57I love this guy's little hat.
06:59I want Debbie to have a hat.
07:00Can I, is there, a hat?
07:06Can Debbie, I want, maybe that, maybe the lucky fishing hat.
07:13No.
07:14That.
07:15I want Debbie to have this.
07:19Sorry, friend.
07:21Complete quest, drink the liquid of water.
07:24Drink the water of vision.
07:26Okay.
07:28Can I collect all them quests right now?
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31Ah, I've been next to you.
07:35I feel like I'm so sweaty right now.
07:39It's gross.
07:41It's disgusting.
07:42Debbie disapproves greatly.
07:45Debbie doesn't like this.
07:46Debbie doesn't like being thrown around, having to go pick up quests.
07:50Ah.
07:53Okay, so now we're going to fly to Flunder, Flunder, Flunder Fluff, Thunder Bluff.
07:58I'm playing on the, on the arm of a couch, not a desk or anything.
08:03So.
08:05I know.
08:08Pro gamer.
08:13I actually love Flunder Bluff so much, though.
08:17Like, I think it's completely underrated, except for on, um, RP realms.
08:22My god.
08:23I don't know if you've ever been.
08:24Oh, shit.
08:26Nope, that doesn't stop fall damage.
08:29All right.
08:30So, usually, these holiday quests give some pretty good XP, so we're going to go here.
08:35Because I don't want to hang around in Mogul forever, honestly.
08:42Okay, and also, for the record, I absolutely hate these quests, and I'm horrible at them.
08:48So, um, bear with me here.
08:51Okay, apparently I got that one.
08:53I don't know how, but I did.
08:55Uh.
08:56I have to get eight of these.
08:58I have to, like, get them in time.
09:03Do you love Debbie's voice?
09:04I love Debbie's voice.
09:05He sounds like I hear swallowed a, a, a testicle.
09:13Catch.
09:14Shit.
09:15I hate this.
09:18I hate this.
09:20I'm horrible at this.
09:22One.
09:23Uh, two.
09:27Three.
09:27Shit.
09:29Fuck.
09:30All right.
09:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
09:32Four.
09:34Sorry.
09:35Blood and thunder.
09:38More torch tossing.
09:40For the horde.
09:42Go with honor.
09:44I have to get 20?
09:47It's not ready yet.
09:49Please.
09:50No.
09:52No.
09:53Yes, Debbie.
09:54No.
09:55You missed.
09:57Debbie.
09:58Yes.
09:59I got it.
10:01Here we go.
10:01Going to catch 10.
10:02Right?
10:03Yes.
10:04Move over.
10:06One.
10:08Two.
10:09Stick.
10:10I'm gonna have dick.
10:12Three.
10:14Four.
10:18Five.
10:20Right?
10:21Where to go?
10:23Are you kidding?
10:24Yes.
10:26Yes.
10:30Yes.
10:31Yes.
10:32Yes.
10:32Yes.
10:33Two.
10:37Three.
10:40Four.
10:42Five.
10:45Six.
10:48Seven.
10:49Shit.
10:51Eight.
10:51Eight.
10:54Oh.
10:55I forgot this is a PvP.
10:57Excuse me.
10:59Trying to do my quest.
11:01Asshole.
11:03Everyone.
11:04I hate Valkyrie.
11:06Nine.
11:06Oh my god.
11:08Ten.
11:09I did it.
11:11Do it, Debbie.
11:12Yeah, Deb.
11:37Good job, Debbie.
11:38That was a workout, wasn't it, huh?
11:40Are you done?
11:40Die, please.
11:42Just, thank you.
11:49Oh my god.
11:51It's behind the whole Debbie affair.
11:56There are many Debbies to train.
12:03Oh, Debbie is good.
12:05Debbie is great.
12:07Debbie is all things.
12:10Get got.
12:12Fresh.
12:14How dare you speak to Debbie like that.
12:17That's still charging.
12:18Did you see that?
12:21Disrespected Debbie.
12:22Look what happened to him.
12:23Alright, I gotta get a cougar femur, apparently.
12:27For some reason.
12:28I didn't read the quest.
12:32A strider.
12:40Oh, there's Kyle.
12:42Shit.
12:43I don't have the thing to feed Kyle.
12:45Oh my god, everything's freaking out.
12:47Wait, are all the quest givers dead?
12:52Yep.
12:53There's a nice Torrin lady.
12:56Hey, little mama.
12:58Hey.
13:00Yeah, hop in my ride.
13:03What up?
13:04Now I gotta go feed Kyle.
13:06The dog.
13:08Debbie is very charitable.
13:10So.
13:11Um.
13:12He loves animals.
13:14Because he kind of is one, a little bit.
13:17So I'm just gonna wait here for Kyle.
13:21No.
13:22There's that sucker.
13:23Right there.
13:28Eat.
13:28Eat the food.
13:31There we go.
13:33He danced for me.
13:36Alright.
13:38May the eternal sun shine upon me.
13:44Alright, what am I doing right now?
13:46So, I want Debbie, like, someday.
13:50To wear a super revealing dress.
13:54So, um.
13:55I go to-
13:56This is Mog It, by the way.
13:58It's like a-
14:00It's an add-on.
14:02Or Transmog.
14:03And it's one of the only ones I have.
14:05Because I'm obsessed with Transmog.
14:08I want him to wear something like this.
14:10I want him to wear
14:11that beautiful pink dress.
14:15What a lovely boy.
14:17My big-
14:18My big baby boy.
14:21Debbie is basically like,
14:23one day he's just gonna look like a shitpost.
14:28Perfect.
14:30Alright, Debbie.
14:32Damn.
14:45Maybe I should make a goblin.
14:47I don't know why I want to make a goblin all of a sudden.
14:51Man.
14:51I hate this game.
14:53Kill these Grim Totem assholes,
14:55because
14:57Debbie
14:59doesn't like anyone who defies the light.
15:02No, he does not.
15:05Did it work?
15:07Yes, it did.
15:08Yay.
15:11Were you just taking that sick jump?
15:14How cool was that?
15:15My foot's asleep again.
15:18Yay!
15:19Level 10!
15:20We did it!
15:21We did it together!
15:23Okay, so Debbie
15:26is going to be a holy priest.
15:29And,
15:30here we go!
15:31That's Holy Word Chastise.
15:33Um,
15:35and Holy Word Chastise,
15:37every time he casts it-
15:40Hold on, let's just make this real quick.
15:42Slash cast Holy Word Chastise.
15:46Slash yell.
15:51Burn in the holy fire of Debbie.
16:00Alright!
16:02It works!
16:04So he yells that every time he uses that spell.
16:09Look at that face.
16:11There is-
16:11There is-
16:12There are no lies there.
16:14No.
16:14Um,
16:15he will be back.
16:17And,
16:18excuse me.
16:20Next,
16:21we will level to probably level 20.
16:24Bye, Debbie!
16:25Okay,
16:26I'll see you guys later,
16:27and I hope that you enjoyed the video.
16:30And,
16:30yeah.
16:31Okay,
16:31please remember to smile,
16:32and I will see you again soon,
16:33okay?
16:34Bye!
16:35Bye!
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