00:00Sorry. Hi guys, it's Lita. So this is my dad. Today we are going to be doing a
00:05parent's question and answer. You guys asked me any questions on Twitter this
00:09morning or more directly asked him. So say hi if you want. Not to me. Is this practice? No. Hi.
00:19Not to me.
00:20No, I'm supposed to. Oh, I'm sorry. What's his favorite dad joke? What is your favorite dad joke?
00:27I can't. For professional reasons, I can't. I only know one dad joke and it's the most
00:38obscene joke anybody's ever heard. And I can't. You don't know like, hi hungry, I'm dad. Lame
00:48shit like that. You only know. That is what I'm saying because it doesn't make sense to anybody.
00:53Okay, this is one of my favorite questions. When did you realize Lita was emo?
00:59It was pretty early. It was probably, it was somewhere around age, before two.
01:09What? Like one and a half? Maybe. So I wasn't even, I couldn't even speak.
01:15Peace, love, unity, respect thing. You seem to always embody those values. Even when you were
01:23a little, before you could even conceive of those values, you could embody them. Really.
01:30Okay. So I was emo before I was... Is that what you mean? Like...
01:38No. Like... What was your definition? Like when I turned 13.
01:45You mean like the chola thing? No! Oh my god. That period? No. Do they know about that?
01:50No. Were you hiding this? No, I wasn't. It was also, at the same time, my high school musical
01:59phase. That was not a happy period. No parent should have to go through watching a high school
02:10musical. What's your dad's opinion on people calling you dad, daddy? Calling me dad?
02:16Like me. People call me dad. I think that is... You feel like... Like daddy? Yes.
02:29You feel like you're being a daddy to some people? So what's the difference between that and being
02:35a mommy to them? I will hold you. And... That's... Yes. And daddy?
02:49What's the best memory you guys have with each other? First thing that comes to mind for me
02:53is riding in tuk-tuks in Thailand. Really? I thought you hated that. I did.
02:58Well, the first thing that comes to mind for me is... Do you remember that bungee cord swing
03:03that I made? Yeah. That hanging from a limb, but it wasn't made
03:06from regular rope. It was made from bungee cord, so you could pull it back like a slingshot and shoot
03:10your kid across the yard, and she would go pew, and back and forth like this.
03:17What's it like living with a bald head?
03:26What's one of the weirdest things I did as a kid?
03:48What's one of the weirdest things I did as a kid?
03:49And just suck it up like... And we'd watch this noodle go all the way into her sinus, and then
03:56she could kind of go... This is like a two-year-old, okay? And reach in and pull the noodle
04:04out of
04:05her epiglottis and out of her mouth like that. So go in her nose and out... Do you remember? Yeah.
04:15She made that up. We didn't teach her that. And I knew that some interesting years were
04:24a lot in the head. How does this make you feel?
04:38Confused. Because frogs don't mate like humans do. She would exude a long rope-like
04:53egg thing. And then the nail... How does it make me feel? Yeah, it makes me feel confused.
05:03Where is the hedgehog? The trash can.
05:06Okay. What's it like having a cat for a daughter? I used to literally tell people I was a cat.
05:13I used to tell people you're all kinds of things. She almost got her ass beat by a sixth
05:18grader when she claimed she was an elf. How much do you like salted caramel creamer?
05:23Someone actually asked that? Yeah. I hate it. Good. What are some things that you inherited
05:31from your dad? Reflectivity, I guess. You're very introspective. Yeah. And I would consider myself to be like that.
05:44You enjoy solitude. Yeah. I don't know if you guys may not know this, but Lita really enjoys being alone.
05:53She loves people, but... Oh. Yeah. And she thinks a lot.
05:58Has Lita ever beaten someone up? And how did you react to this? How did you react to this if
06:05she did?
06:05And if she didn't, how would you react? Just sorry.
06:09I remember some incident in elementary school where you were very, generally very passive.
06:16And we got this call from her second grade teacher. And she was worried about Lita because all Lita did
06:22during lunch
06:22lunch was stand by this one tree by herself. And she never socialized or anything.
06:32And some bully came up one day and was messing with you. And you just did this kind of Steven
06:40Seagal Aikido thing.
06:42Where you go, wham! And put all your energy in your hands and you just knocked this kid on his
06:50ass.
06:51Do you remember that? No. It was a big kid. Oh. And I, where did that come from? Because you're
06:59this quiet little girl.
07:00You know, you just had enough. Well, I love you guys. And I hope that you enjoyed the little question
07:06and answer
07:07I'll be there with my dad. And I will be going to Canada tomorrow and filming some stuff up there
07:12as well.
07:14And probably, in addition to that, we'll be filming on the Conversations tour as well.
07:20So, hey. It's super exciting. And thank you guys for watching. And I hope that you have a wonderful day.
07:25And remember to stop. See ya. Say bye. Bye.
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