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00:01Hold on
00:03Is this me?
00:07Oh no
00:09Oh God
00:11Oh God
00:15God
00:19I'm a banana?
00:22I must have pressed the wrong button
00:24I must have input the wrong sequence
00:30I must have missed a character
00:31I must have
00:33I don't know what happened
00:35but man, I'm a banana
00:42There we go
00:48Yeah, I have a little weenie cozy thing
00:55It's working better than Trials was
00:57when we tried to stream that
00:59With the
01:01Oh
01:03Oh, you cock mongoloid
01:06You can see some of the
01:08staticky like
01:10fuzziness, can't you?
01:12A little bit, yeah
01:13You want me to wait for you, brother?
01:15Yeah
01:15Oh, hold wide
01:17That's for me too
01:19Oh
01:20I'm just so...
01:21You're set both of us
01:22Which...
01:23Jaya
01:29Uh...
01:32You bitch
01:33You bitch ass bitch
01:34It feels great
01:35It feels great
01:36It feels great being a banana
01:37I feel very, you know, well put together
01:41I'm burning out, here I come
01:43Are you?
01:44I don't know how I would feel if I was an open banana
01:46I would feel a little exposed
01:48But this is nice, you know
01:49I'm just sorta...
01:51No bruises
01:54I'm a nice, yellow banana
01:57I hate you
01:58I have a great time
02:00I mean, really
02:01I'm a pretty...
02:02I feel like a pretty attractive banana
02:04I feel like one of the...
02:05I feel like the best banana in the bunch
02:06I feel like the best banana in the bunch
02:09I feel like the best banana in the bunch
02:10Yeah, but look, it's working
02:11I'm the only banana in the bunch
02:13You hear the dialogue, right?
02:14I do
02:15I have the subtitles on
02:17Get rekt
02:20Wait for me
02:22I hate to share screen
02:27You're a bitch
02:29Alright, what is that?
02:31Nothing?
02:44Alright
02:47Look at that
02:49Um
02:52What?
02:53Alright, what?
02:54Hold R to...
02:56Oh, okay, that's to...
02:57No!
03:05Alright, sit there
03:07Don't...
03:07Don't fucking move one goddamn fiber of your bananas
03:11Shit
03:15I'm moving, don't you fucking worry
03:19I almost said, let's play Mount Your Friends
03:24But this is a beatable game
03:26I can't believe it's got a story mode
03:34It defeated Banana Falls
03:42Oh, look at this
03:43Look at this
03:46Textbook
03:46Oh!
03:51Touchdown
03:56You know, this game is pretty optimized
04:02Get the fuck out of here
04:03Uh...
04:04Oh, bye!
04:07Yep, stay under
04:09Oh...
04:10There's a clock
04:16Wait, wait
04:17Where am I going?
04:22We gotta go up?
04:26Oh...
04:28Won't buy
04:44No!
04:47Oh no, I was doing good
04:57Oh...
05:00Oh...
05:08No!
05:09Fucking hook it!
05:21Don't worry, I stopped myself
05:23I'll stay right here for you
05:33I can't see
05:35I'm going backwards
05:39I didn't realize I was that low
05:41This sounds like Dragon Quest music
05:44It kinda does, actually
05:50Oh, there's a way to go up
05:52I said go up
05:55No, I just...
05:56Oh, you didn't?
05:57Didn't see the chair of the potted plant
05:58Don't try it
06:01I have the high ground
06:03Shut up
06:12Oh, oh, that's...
06:14Ohhhh
06:15I can't believe this happened
06:16I was just...
06:17I need to retrace my steps
06:20I was...
06:22Fiddling on the computer
06:23With experiments
06:24I was...
06:26Wrapping up an experiment
06:28I was inputting the genetic sequence of banana
06:32Which is B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A
06:38Um...
06:39Sorry
06:39But something went terribly wrong
06:41I must have...
06:42Hit the swap button instead of the...
06:46I don't know what happened
06:47I honestly...
06:48Okay, I honestly don't know how this could have happened
06:50I was...
06:50I was just simply...
06:52I mean...
06:52Sure, I'm a scientist working on the genetics
06:54Goodbye
06:55Bananas...
06:56And splicing bananas with...
06:59Monkeys...
07:00Because we thought they would like that
07:01That's all I was trying to do
07:02That's all I was trying to do
07:02I was just trying to make a...
07:04Banana that was a monkey
07:06I'm gone
07:06That seems like the sort of creature that would...
07:09Really...
07:09Love itself
07:12Um...
07:12Shush
07:13Because monkeys love bananas
07:15So if a monkey was a banana
07:17Or if a monkey was part banana
07:18That monkey would...
07:19Would love itself
07:20And I gotta tell ya
07:21I feel like I sorta love myself
07:22Now that I'm part banana
07:24This dialogue
07:25It makes me think
07:29What?
07:31It reminds me of
07:33Well, no, no
07:33I've still got my brain
07:35I've still got my human brain
07:36Somewhere in this banana
07:37I can think
07:39I can still think
07:40I mean this isn't how a banana thinks
07:41I think
07:42I don't think
07:43I don't think this is how a banana thinks
07:45I don't know how a banana thinks
07:47I think a banana thinks of nothing else
07:49But being yellow
07:51Don't
07:52But I can think of whatever I want
07:54I can think of
07:57Equations
07:58Equations
07:59Equations
07:59Equations
08:00Equations
08:00And math
08:02Variables
08:02And I've still got all my human intelligence
08:05My scientific knowledge
08:07And scientifically
08:08I'm
08:09I think that I'm
08:10A banana with a human brain
08:13Get outta here
08:14It makes me think of baby steps
08:16It makes me think of baby steps
08:16A bit
08:18The dialogue
08:19Oh
08:21Wait, are you sure this is the right way?
08:23Yeah, let's go through
08:25I think
08:30Oh
08:37Look framing when I don't move
08:43Yeah, I think we'll go this way
08:46Oh
08:47Where do we go?
08:48Should we go down now?
08:50On this side of this
08:51This stuff?
08:57Set the button
08:58Oh
09:02Now we go back up
09:06No timer, right?
09:07Button
09:07No timer, right?
09:49Oh
09:50Yep, yep
09:51Oh
09:52No, I thought you had it
09:56That's perfect
09:58Into the box
09:59But still
10:25It's perfect
10:26I-i w-
10:30YAAAAhh
10:34oh no no my frames my frames did you was it getting framing for you no oh it's
10:43we oh we can't go down down that part we have to go through here I now I watch
10:55over this space station yeah every now and then it'll it'll stutter a bit
11:04it's just the way games like this are easy street baby
11:24yes yes do the slide like I just did or make it the most difficult ever
11:41damn it all right oh
11:51oh fuck no no no I don't want to come back
12:00baby come back no I'm a free banana
12:14I'm on my way I love how weird it looks set me free when you slide like that also I
12:22think the story
12:23only progresses when you get to the same point or like further I think because you're the host
12:30it's working so well even though we're both streaming and streaming the game
12:36um I don't like the look of this
12:42brother brother are you going I don't know
12:56wait it out it's worth the wait
13:09damn damn damn I hate these spin
13:16oh
13:17get up there brother
13:18oh
13:19oh
13:20oh
13:24mother
13:26all right
13:27dude
13:28no no it really
13:32do you see it
13:36what yeah and I saw that too
13:39what is that
13:42wait for me you cock mongoloid I'll be there in no time
13:51oh god it seems like when we
13:54this this this is the internet it's like harder for this part with the the stream together or
14:02you know what I'm saying
14:06brother brother throw me a peel
14:10not appealing enough
14:12I need you
14:16oh
14:19oh
14:20what was that scar
14:23what was that
14:24we can rule together
14:26oh
14:27Jesus Christ
14:29yes yes scar
14:32oh
14:33grab my peel
14:35yeah
14:36you fuck
14:38you fucker
14:42no
14:45no
14:45no
14:46no
14:46no
14:47no
14:48no
14:58all right this is the run right here
15:02um
15:13I think there's a wall, thank god.
15:18Don't you be inching closer to that outside area, you son of a bitch.
15:22Yeah, I see how slow you're floating, but you're still floating.
15:26Alright.
15:34No, no, he's too strong.
15:37I do hate these fucking spinny things.
15:41You got this.
15:43No, no.
15:53No!
15:57This is where my villain saga starts.
16:06Okay, but now what the f*** do I do?
16:12Okay.
16:13I was stuck.
16:18Need to make a phone call.
16:21Alright, how the f***?
16:24Why are there balls?
16:26There's a ball in a box.
16:29I'll f***ing throw my balls in a box.
16:36Oh, thank god.
16:38Oh, thank god.
16:39Another room.
16:41Oh, thank god.
16:42Oh, thank god.
16:44Okay, we're moving.
16:45See, now we're moving.
16:46Now we're moving.
16:47Let's get this banana moving, baby.
16:49This is easy.
16:50This is easy.
16:51This is fun.
16:52This is fun.
16:53I like doing this.
16:55You know?
16:56I like being a banana.
16:59I like being a banana, alright?
17:01It's not so bad.
17:03People always tell me, hey, you wouldn't want to be a mindless vegetable.
17:06Well, no, but what about a fruit?
17:08What about a fruit?
17:09Yeah, what about a fruit?
17:10I do have a mind.
17:11I still have my mind.
17:14I'm so stuck.
17:16I'm a person.
17:17I'm a scientist.
17:18Do you need to reset?
17:19After this, maybe.
17:20I'm a philosopher.
17:22I'm not a banana.
17:23I just look like a banana.
17:24There's a difference.
17:26I remember that I'm a person.
17:31Alright, reset.
17:36Oh, that was...
17:37That was a crazy reset.
17:41Oh.
17:42I was moving like a crazy person because I thought I was you.
17:46And I was like, I can't move.
17:48That worked phenomenally except for being in each other.
17:53I didn't...
17:55I'm trying to come back.
18:09You fucking bitch.
18:11Woo!
18:16Later, sucker.
18:17Oh.
18:21Here I come.
18:25Oh, that was a narrow miss.
18:29Cha!
18:32Oh, no.
18:33I lost all momentum.
18:37Oh, no.
18:39I'm not doing what it looks like.
18:45Green piping?
18:49This is a tall room.
18:53Oh, no.
18:54Do we go up?
18:59Do you think everyone else is okay?
19:00We do.
19:01I mean, where is everyone?
19:02The ship is a mess.
19:03The ship is a mess.
19:17The ship is a mess.
19:28Shit on my face, dude.
19:31I don't know.
19:37I don't know.
19:44I don't know.
19:45I don't know.
19:51I don't know.
19:53I don't know.
20:00Oh, there it is.
20:05No!
20:05No, you won't steal my thunder!
20:09No worries, there's a plant in the way.
20:11Uh, yeah.
20:13Where are you going?
20:14Why?
20:17Um, I guess hit that button because what?
20:25How did I even get way up here?
20:35Well, here I come.
20:38I'll get that button.
20:44Okay, flying like an airplane over there.
20:47You were.
20:48You were, like, perfectly maintaining altitude.
20:57All right.
21:03Ra-sang-suri-kin!
21:13I got it.
21:14I got it.
21:14Frame perfect.
21:16Frame...
21:16Up, up, up, up!
21:25I got it.
21:26I got it.
21:45Well.
21:46Hmm.
22:01By my calculations,
22:04this is the run.
22:06I hope.
22:07No!
22:11Oh, you got it, right?
22:15You got it?
22:18No!
22:20Brother!
22:21You might...
22:27The plant didn't catch me.
22:30Why am I still going up?
22:37Why am I still going up?
22:40No!
22:44The fucking button's literally right there.
22:54The fucking...
22:55It just hit.
23:00I can't even see myself.
23:07Okay, you're pulling me down.
23:08That's good.
23:08That's good.
23:09That's good.
23:16I gotta ask,
23:17what the fuck are you doing up here?
23:20I don't know.
23:27You know,
23:28as soon as we hit this button,
23:29we're not going to be able to get back up here.
23:31No.
23:37Is this it?
23:38Look.
23:40Look up graceful I'm diving.
23:41I'm like an Olympic swimmer.
24:04Oh, brother.
24:08You cucked us
24:09by going up so high.
24:11I couldn't control myself.
24:17Yeah, rub your banana on the door.
24:19Maybe it'll open.
24:23Alright.
24:25Yeah!
24:27You see that?
24:29I'm a fucking missile.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:35That was textbook.
24:38Tell me it wasn't.
24:40It wasn't.
24:41Fuck you,
24:42you motherfucker.
24:47I'm hungry for that door now.
24:50You mean this one over here?
24:52Yup.
24:55Fuck.
25:02Oh,
25:03if that wasn't there.
25:04I was doing so good.
25:06Go over climb.
25:07Yeah.
25:07I know,
25:08but
25:08I would have flew in
25:10if that wasn't there.
25:15Trying to catch it
25:16with my peen tip.
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:21No.
25:22No.
25:25Ah.
25:26Ah.
25:27Ah.
25:34Bye?
25:37You can't pull me.
25:38I'm behind stuff.
25:39I hope.
25:48Oh,
25:49is it
25:49this way now?
25:51No!
25:52No!
25:52Wait.
25:53Oh.
25:57Oh.
26:03Bye.
26:03I think we're going to go up this way now.
26:08Oh,
26:23Oh.
26:24Bye.
26:29At least you're a free banana.
26:38Hmm.
26:45Uh.
26:47Do you need to reset?
26:48Yeah,
26:49I think so.
26:52Alright,
26:52reset.
26:52Wait,
26:53get in that room.
26:55Get in that room.
26:56Make it sound like I can get in that room.
26:57You're,
26:58you're the best.
26:59Don't let any other,
27:01don't let the oranges put you down.
27:04Just because they're,
27:05Oh,
27:06fuck.
27:08I guess I'm going to reset,
27:10since you,
27:12I can't reset.
27:16You can't?
27:17I'm holding the button.
27:19Hmm.
27:22I wonder.
27:24Okay.
27:26Wait.
27:29My controller
27:30fucked up.
27:32That's why,
27:33I guess.
27:36Ah.
27:38Ah.
27:40I'll never forgive you
27:42for what you just did right there.
27:46I got stuck.
27:48I would have flew in there
27:50like a goddamn torpedo.
27:56It's personal.
27:58Die.
27:59Die.
28:00No.
28:07Don't you dare.
28:09I don't trust you.
28:15pinwheel of death.
28:18Ah.
28:20Get in there.
28:25Ah.
28:39The way it comes into frame.
28:42And I like how you're just
28:43on the ball like that.
28:59Why game?
29:20It's beautiful
29:20when you just float through, isn't it?
29:24What's that again?
29:27Don't
29:28touch me!
29:32Is that the controls?
29:34Is that where we're going?
29:47What are you doing?
29:49I was waiting for your jackass.
30:07That's actually a good position you're in.
30:15It's so loud
30:17when my controller comes unplugged.
30:24Oh, thank you.
30:34Sailing away.
30:35It's so majestic.
30:38It's even better.
30:39You got the hat.
30:40I know, right?
30:45Just scrape it on the ground.
30:52Technically, this is a one-handed game, too.
30:55Yeah.
30:57I could have my hand
30:58on my banana.
31:06You're in a...
31:07I knew it!
31:11Did you see me just scoot?
31:14All you could really see
31:15was your head, though.
31:25Damn you.
31:28There.
31:42It's like you're tap dancing.
31:51You're doing it.
32:03The worst way,
32:04but you're doing it.
32:11Damn.
32:20No.
32:34Later.
32:36Oh, we gotta go up.
32:44Go up.
32:46Goodbye.
32:47I'm dead.
32:53You're a bitch.
32:58If you want to do it to me now,
32:59you can try it.
33:05Yeah, let's see.
33:06You get yoinked over here.
33:07Oh, okay.
33:09Really?
33:12So, technically,
33:12you could abuse that,
33:13but I can't.
33:14Yeah, because you're host.
33:32Like, right now,
33:33if you wanted to.
33:35Okay.
33:52I will ascend to heaven.
33:56Unless you nick that.
33:59Oh.
34:02I have risen.
34:05Do you think we have to go through here?
34:07I think up.
34:08There's a green.
34:09We gotta follow that to open.
34:12Please let me be.
34:13Please let me be.
34:18Uh-oh.
34:31Okay, yeah.
34:32Here's the door.
34:37Long level.
34:41Yeah.
34:45Music's great, though.
34:46Yeah, it's, like, classical.
34:50There's probably people
34:51that speedrun this.
34:53Yeah.
34:58Oh, I can't grip that?
35:08Hmm.
35:11Hmm.
35:13Did I just kill you?
35:17Hmm.
35:36Come on.
35:36Come on.
35:37Come on.
35:37Come on.
35:55right to that
35:56god damn lever
35:57button whatever
35:58no
36:06good
36:08give you a head start
36:24no no I knew I fucked
36:42that's bullshit the way it caught me
36:57oh
36:59no my controller
37:00came unplugged I
37:01I'm getting really annoyed with this fucking
37:04this cord
37:07really annoyed with my cord
37:10like jesus christ it came unplugged
37:13that's like what seven times so far
37:14yeah
37:16it's so annoying and I'm not even barely moving
37:19no you're using the d-pad or the bumpers
37:22wait what
37:24yeah the bumpers work too
37:26I'm using x and b
37:29oh
37:32those work too
37:33I've been using the d-pad
37:36oh
37:39try x and b it ain't bad
37:42I'm good I like the d-pad
37:44he likes the d
37:46flip it
37:49tenacious d
37:51yeah
37:52woke
37:52band now
38:03oh fuck
38:12my side
38:15game
38:15game
38:16game
38:28no way
38:31oh
38:32what
38:35god life is so difficult when you're a banana
38:40oh
38:40we beat the level
38:42oh my god
38:44I just remember something else
38:45I just remember something else actually
38:47I just got a big big memory flashback
38:50wow wow wow
38:53um
38:53right before I did this whole banana switcheroo business
38:58I think I think I think I remember there being some sort of alarm that was going off
39:06that was saying
39:15there is an obstacle in the way of your charted course
39:18oh yeah this is it
39:20oh yeah this is it
39:21oh yeah this is it
39:21this is it
39:23that's right
39:26that's right
39:28okay that's not good
39:29that's not good
39:30a large obstacle
39:32you know
39:33it makes me think that it's a really large obstacle
39:35because normally that that that that alarm doesn't come on if it's just like a little small
39:40it's just a beach ball
39:42uh that alarm doesn't come on
39:44so that makes me worried
39:45because it makes me think it's this
39:48what makes me worried about it is that like it's a really easy fix
39:51if I have my human body
39:52because I would just walk right up to the command deck
39:54and change the change the course
39:56plot a different route
39:57and it'd be all set
39:59and I wouldn't even have to worry about it for more than 10 seconds
40:01but right now I'm not I'm this banana
40:04I'm not this banana
40:05I have a banana body
40:06but I
40:07you know
40:07I've got my human brain so I can
40:08I can think about uh how I got to solve this problem
40:11but I'm
40:11but I'm stuck in this banana body
40:14and it's making it a little hard to solve this problem
40:16so I just need
40:16I just need to
40:18come on
40:18come on i just gotta get to the control deck it's gonna be fine i just gotta swing this
40:26flesh around this yellow flesh and i'm gonna get up there all right all right all right it's fine
40:33it's fine it's fine i'm gonna reach i'm gonna reach the reset you know all i gotta do is get
40:38to the command decks no problems no problem i'm not worried okay okay i still have my human brain
40:42my god human brains i'm still a little is that i can be worried that's something i was thinking
40:47about okay that's something that maybe would be better if i had the banana brain because the
40:50bananas i don't think the bananas worry you know i don't think when the when the when the alarm comes
40:57on that says that the ship might maybe crash into a large obstacle the bananas aren't really concerned
41:02the kiwis don't care uh but me with my human brain inside this banana i'm actually worried a lot i'm
41:08actually really worried i'm actually getting a little bit uh a little bit anxious i'm getting a
41:14little bit of anxiety a little bit of anxious energy is is is is i just feel like if uh
41:20i really
41:20wish that i i knew i was better at swinging this banana body around because i i have to quickly
41:25get
41:25to the uh uh uh control deck so that i don't die you know because i can fix this banana
41:30situation i can
41:32fix this banana situation easily all i gotta do is you know just input a code sequence on the sequencer
41:37and then whip whap whoop and uh press little fancy buttons and and and and stand in front of a
41:43laser
41:43and bam i'm a person again i'm a i'm my whole self i'm still a person i'm still a person
41:47i'm just a
41:48person inside a banana body uh and it's it's it's fine it's fine normally i'd be fine you know i
41:54would
41:55love to just be carefully carefree floating around the spaceship like a banana that sounds like a
41:59positive that sounds like a fun sunday afternoon to be honest i'd love to do this again sometime but
42:03right now right now i actually got to get out of this banana body because i gotta get to the
42:07command deck i gotta go i gotta save uh this ship
42:14jesus that was long-winded
42:19we beat the level though
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