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00:00So, I take care of finding your fucking explosives, and I meet you at the gates of the prison.
00:06That's it. And I'll find the exact location of the machine and discover its weak points.
00:11And where do I find your fucking explosives? Up the ass of the Wilderan dwarfs?
00:16Hmm. I learned that one of the dwarf bombs is in the upper warehouse of the city.
00:22The dwarves have hired a human to transport their precious explosives.
00:26Okay, I'll figure something out to find the rest.
00:28Jara, if you find the source of amber, keep some for me. It'll knock a chunk off your debt.
00:36You should stop that poison. It enslaves you to Lyssal as much as it has enslaved my own people.
00:42How do you think she found you in Thoban?
00:45Keep your advice to yourself. Someone smart once said,
00:49Virtue is the perfect balance point between two vices, and hypocrites like you are the crack between my two asscheeks.
00:57And then be fighting words.
01:02Yeah.
01:06Are we taking the balloon?
01:09Yeah, whenever you're ready.
01:13Yeah.
01:16We're still on mission eight.
01:17Yeah, but they're not all the same length, either.
01:25That's what she said.
01:33Ready to get puked up again?
01:35Yeah, I hate that it does that.
01:37That it resets it every time.
01:39My health.
01:40We do die in one shot, anyway.
01:46We have a fall damage.
01:48Oh, yes.
01:49Strut that shit.
01:51I was going to ask if it was you or me in the first interview.
01:54I said the impassive who's dead.
01:55Only you.
01:55Is that true?
01:58Bloody elves.
02:00If it was me, I'd use all our explosives to blow up the city.
02:07According to Jara, one of the bombs is in the warehouse in the upper town.
02:12For the others, I could try to track the transport guy he spoke about.
02:16So, I know I asked once.
02:24Ooh, there's pure quartz.
02:25You're in the ground again.
02:27Sweet.
02:28Oh, dude, do you see the way I go down on this thing?
02:31Look.
02:31I'm watching.
02:33Oh, that's sexy.
02:35That was so sexy.
02:37Oh.
02:41I see you had to do it, too.
02:46It's all items on the way down.
02:51Um, what difficulty did you want to do the fucking ult campaign on?
02:56I'm not sure yet.
02:57Huh?
02:58Because, well, there's, you know, normal difficulty, which we are on.
03:08Me?
03:10I don't know.
03:11There's hard, and then there's, if we can, very hard, and then custom.
03:20Well, let's just, we can just try it and move it down if it's too hard.
03:25Okay?
03:28So you're saying you want to try hard?
03:30Hard or very hard or whatever, and we'll just move it down as we need.
03:34Yeah.
03:36Alright.
03:36Beginning of the trail.
03:40Alright.
03:41That's a heavy arm.
03:50Can I push him off?
03:52Um, yes.
03:56No.
03:58Goodbye.
03:59Why did you do, like, a dash?
04:03You did, like, a weird shadow dash for me.
04:06It could be one of my new skills.
04:10Nice.
04:11I went with the...
04:14The...
04:14Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
04:15I thought I saw something.
04:17The top...
04:18I got the top skill of the...
04:20Killing tree, basically.
04:22Uh-uh.
04:23Where it gives me a lunge.
04:28My game tabbed out.
04:29But now that it's really framey.
04:35Give it a minute, it should, hopefully.
04:39Even out.
04:41Jump there.
04:42Oh, he's already going.
04:45Wait, I could make a clone.
04:48He could.
04:50You look like a clone.
04:51Yeah, yeah, that's kind of the point.
04:53What is it now?
05:22That might have been bad Imagine getting tricked
05:37I thought you went into it until it died
05:46Knowing this game that shit would have happened to us
05:48I want that pure quartz
05:53Yeah, we got upgrade our stats we're never going to use again
05:58Yep
06:00Also, there's funny moments to be had of us trying to get it
06:09Oh yeah
06:14Dwarf, they don't know
06:15They don't know
06:16They don't know
06:18Make that
06:30Oh fuck
06:32I'm just too short
06:37Shit
06:38I'm gonna
06:50No, I'll die
06:52Kinda stuck
06:55It won't fucking move
06:56That sucks
07:00Go away, dwarf
07:08Don't you dare look
07:10Don't look
07:15Wait
07:19Oh, there's little U's in here
07:24I'm
07:29Corral the goblins before sending them to the dark elves
07:33I know it should make me angry
07:34But these green skins are so pathetic
07:37They look like fucking depressed chickens
07:39And that's an insult to chickens
07:41I'm in a very bad position right now
07:44I'm on a box
07:47And I'm hanging
07:49And there's a dwarf on the other side of the box
07:51There was too much ale last night
07:58Uh oh
07:59Hi dwarf
08:01He's seen me
08:04But I just gooby trapped that spell he's going to pull
08:09Or not, he's going to kill me
08:10We should be on our guard
08:12Goodbye brother
08:13No fucking way
08:18Somehow I got away
08:21He pulled the bell anyway
08:23That scared the piss out of me
08:25I got two seconds
08:29Oh, you died?
08:32Oh, he chopped my head off
08:33Let's see if his information is correct
08:36And then I find the horse in the claw
08:38They're still in you
08:39Dwarf!
08:42I know
08:43I'm spanning something
08:47Nothing
09:00Must be draven
09:02Thoban
09:03Torengar
09:05Wilderan
09:06Akhanash
09:07I'm turning into quite a tourist
09:09I know he's going to draven
09:10A travel guide
09:11The best spots
09:13For nefarious activity
09:14A quick and easy guide
09:16To starting a protection wreck
09:17The most beautiful panoramas
09:19To slit throats in
09:20The best inns
09:21For pegpockets
09:22Find everything you need
09:24In the renowned
09:25Evil green guide
09:26Travel guide
09:27You know, it's funny
09:36He can smell goblin
09:37Even though there's a bunch
09:38Of goblins downstairs
09:39Wish I could push
09:44Your dumb ass off
09:45If I go in here
09:53He'll surely drink that
09:55Nothing
10:14I'm seeing goblins everywhere now
10:16I want this guy dead
10:35Who is he?
10:42I'll leave him there for you
10:44Oh
10:44Maybe not
10:47It's in the doorway
10:48I don't want you trapped
10:50Right here
10:52That way
10:52He'll turn you invisible
10:54Nice
10:56That and his bar
10:59Won't decay either
11:00And if I die
11:06I'll spawn on him
11:06Um, there's like
11:10Seven people
11:11Standing around the
11:12Pier ports
11:12No
11:16Alright, I give up on this
11:19You said that
11:20And my frames dropped
11:21Nope
11:30Nope
11:31Okay
11:32Sloped
11:38Roofing
11:39That almost
11:44Spelled me
11:44Doom
11:45That animation
12:00Smell it
12:00Oh, you're right here
12:04I'm afraid you didn't smell me
12:08Those balls that have been unwashed
12:11For the last month
12:12I have a bottle
12:31I could throw
12:32A piece of pure quartz
12:42That was missing from my collection
12:44The dwarves are getting ready to load it on their airship
12:48Or rather
12:49We're getting ready
12:50They're going to dissipate after this
12:56I know they will
12:57Against whom?
12:57By the beard of the mother dwarf
13:00To these humans
13:01No
13:01Nothing
13:02Against the dark elves
13:04You fool
13:05They dared to kid our ambassador
13:08Get out of our way
13:09We got to get a move on
13:10You'd do better by setting sail
13:13War?
13:14But that's dangerous
13:15At the same time
13:16They're going right for goblins
13:18Good trip then
13:19Oh god
13:21Don't tell me
13:25Are they coming up here?
13:34Oh, there's one right under me
13:36A dwarf
13:40How do I throw the bottle?
13:51You have to hold LB
13:52And then it's
13:53I think X
13:54It'll
13:54A button will pop up
13:55Okay
13:56No one
14:00Are you kidding me, game?
14:10Are you ready for this skill
14:13Yeah
14:20Gotta warm those hands
14:24Smells like
14:35Do you like my magic trick?
14:50He's pissed
14:51Not orange
14:54What the?
14:56What?
14:58What do you mean what?
15:00Why did he fill back up on the CL up again?
15:03Because this game's buggy, dude
15:08Yeah, agreed
15:10Perfect
15:21He's going into the corner today
15:22Yeah
15:33Yeah, the one's dead
15:35Did you poison it?
15:37Is that what happened?
15:39Yeah, I went down there
15:40Poisoned it
15:40And then I sacrificed my
15:42Clone to
15:43Take my clone's place
15:44Ow, that took
15:47That did so much damage
15:51You want me to put like a
15:55Acid trap down
15:56Before you
15:57Do that?
15:58What's going on?
15:59It's quiet as a troll
16:01Shit
16:02Put out a cross
16:04Don't scare me
16:05Die
16:05Stairs, bro
16:10Stairs
16:11I'm gonna ring a bell
16:13Come get them
16:15I booby trap the bell
16:34I booby-trapped the bell.
16:44That was all my amber.
16:46Amber goes so fast in this game.
16:49Alright, so we gotta find the firebomb.
16:52They're not even chasing.
17:10Don't worry.
17:16Looks like it's all clear.
17:23It does suck that we can't just kill them.
17:46That roof was slippery.
18:07The shapeshifter was right.
18:26No, he's not completely useless.
18:28These bombs are made with a phosphorous-based powder.
18:31If I open my eyes wide,
18:33I should easily be able to find his footprints.
18:40I'm watching this.
18:46One guy not in heavy armor.
18:50What guy?
18:54He had a vial on him, and it gave it to me.
18:58Okay, so you got the skill for it, though.
19:01Yep.
19:10Actually, I always had the skill for it.
19:12The game just didn't notice.
19:14Oh, slippery roof.
19:17Look sharp!
19:18There's a bad one on those!
19:19That's you, right?
19:20Yep.
19:21There's a bad one on those.
19:23Oh, dude!
19:24I survived.
19:25My fingers are probably detached from it.
19:28Oh, dude!
19:31I survived.
19:35My fingers are probably detached from it.
19:43Oh, dude!
19:44I survived.
19:45from it.
20:04That sounded painful.
20:07So I was here already earlier.
20:11Like, why does this matter?
20:13Is it a different trail?
20:17I don't know.
20:18I guess it looks different.
20:19The other one went the other way.
20:26Oh, there's three dwarf bombs.
20:43After that incident with the dwarf ambassador, the elves are up to sleep.
20:49Like wild sauce is not bad, but their pain doubled.
20:53For me, it's for every goblin that's delivered to them.
20:55Nice meeting you here.
20:56What are they using all the greenskins for?
20:58I puked in that bag already.
20:59Save yourself!
21:06Look who's there.
21:22Well, look who's there. Looks like the human hasn't yet delivered his surprise package. Why don't I make it so he finishes work early today?
21:35Oh, they see me.
21:41Did you teleport away? Yup.
21:46They don't look mad at all.
21:52Is that you again?
21:58Oh. You mean failed. What happened?
22:01I'm under the... I'm still under here.
22:04I'm running.
22:06I don't understand.
22:17I'm breathing like I'm a fat person.
22:22I'm not winded.
22:28What are you... What did you spawn?
22:32What kind of hell is going on?
22:36What can we even do now?
22:39Oh, this isn't possible. Where did he go?
22:48No!
22:51This isn't possible. Where did he go?
22:55Now that really does add life.
22:58You bitch.
23:02But you are dead meat.
23:03But okay.
23:04I'm taking care of it.
23:05I didn't mind.
23:06Where are the ellis?
23:08Damn it. This one is mine.
23:10What are you...
23:12Did you do this?
23:13All I have to do is search for it.
23:15Just my luck.
23:16The trail had me gallivanting around this whole damn town.
23:20You'd think that someone really wanted me to visit every nook and cranny.
23:26Why are they so mad?
23:28I don't know.
23:30Did you like glitch them into being...
23:32You bitch. I wanted that.
23:36Yeah. Did you glitch them into being angry?
23:38Like what is going on?
23:40I think so.
23:41Yeah, they're aggroed completely.
24:00Damn!
24:04Come get some.
24:05I don't know.
24:23Is that where we're supposed to go?
24:25I don't know.
24:32I see you.
24:33I see you.
24:34I've got you now.
24:35I'm coming in.
24:36I'm coming in.
24:37I'm coming in.
24:38I'm coming in.
24:39You better run.
24:40I'll make you work.
24:41I'm coming in.
24:43I might see you.
24:44No problem.
24:48No problem.
24:49There is a trail that leads over my way.
25:04But I don't know if it's, um...
25:08Actually, another...
25:09Another...
25:14A trail we haven't done yet.
25:15Or what?
25:19What is...
25:22This is impossible.
25:23Where did he go?
25:31I'm convinced they don't even know what they're mad about.
25:39Hmm.
25:49They're red again, dude.
25:55Ah, you're dead mean tiny.
26:01As quiet as a troll.
26:03Ha, ha, ha.
26:06You don't get away from me!
26:07Get away from me!
26:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:09We've got you now.
26:10Got it.
26:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:12We've got you now.
26:13Got it.
26:14Got it.
26:36Alright, big money.
26:37I'm opening a, a door.
26:39It's gotta be.
26:40It's gotta be, right?
26:42No.
26:44No problem.
26:45Don't scare me, nothing.
26:56You can't get away from me now, goblin!
27:01You can't get away from me!
27:02You can't get away from me!
27:03You can't get away from me!
27:14There's nothing on this ship either.
27:15Okay, I can-
27:16Okay, I can-
27:17You can't-
27:18Ah, God, I'm dead, I'll cut you now!
27:20I might have to remove both.
27:21The enemy is here!
27:22Oh, god damn it.
27:23You can't get away from me!
27:24You can't get away from me!
27:25You can't get away from me!
27:26You can't get away from me!
27:27I might have to be both.
27:33Damn it.
27:43Come on, dwarf.
27:44I hate when it's like
27:57they're camping the area that you're at.
28:01I have to agree.
28:03It's super annoying.
28:10Because right now,
28:11he's just literally sitting there.
28:14I might be in your well-being.
28:20It's quiet.
28:21Gonna tear your head off.
28:23Okay, I'll take care of it.
28:30Die!
28:33Ha ha, some more scum.
28:44They don't know where I'm at.
28:52I can't get away from me.
29:00Looks like you're pretty good at hiding.
29:02Buy my beard.
29:03You're well hidden.
29:11That guy was walking with no head.
29:14And then it rendered in.
29:17We should be on our guard.
29:19Go away.
29:20How about that?
29:22Well, nothing here.
29:23Must have run away.
29:28Those evil fucks.
29:29Whoa.
29:45Items.
29:46here's jarad skiff i'll ready her while waiting for him to get his ass on board
29:56this machine that supposedly produces amber without a world tree it's a mystery to me
30:03how would the dwarfs be able to do that from what source i've got to see it to believe it
30:10should i ready his boat no sure i can't activate it i got caught i can't activate it what the
30:26fuck need that third bomb
30:56wow i love the way the game it's so glitchy for me that when i go to jump it just messes
31:09it up so freaking bad
31:11i don't even get out of here
31:20there i can open the store for you oh okay that'd be sweet there's a bunch of dwarfs down
31:36here though i don't even care
31:47you can't get away from me
32:10ring that bell bitch
32:19i see you filthy red i've got you now
32:29that sounded painful
32:33you know what it might have hurt a lot
32:36where's the way out
32:55we have to find the bomb
32:59hey got it
33:03visible all the way to emperor damocles palace
33:07he doesn't see me
33:08all it's left to do is to find that damn jarrac and skiff
33:11what's going on
33:13i am
33:14making a run for it
33:16i randomly ran into the room that had it
33:32you're welcome
33:33i appreciate that brother
33:36where are you
33:37i'm not a good spot
33:44that was so lucky on my part
33:53are you adding it if so then use it
33:58okay
33:59oh yeah
34:05i've got the explosives
34:10and i know where the machine is located
34:16in your prostate
34:18has any fingers in our butt
34:20oh yeah
34:21i'm not a good spot
34:22i'm not a good spot
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