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00:07I'm pregnant.
00:09I'm Joe the father.
00:10I can't deal with this.
00:12Smith.
00:12I can't be a dad.
00:13Look at me.
00:14You've got to come back, mate.
00:15You've got to do the right thing.
00:16Do the right thing?
00:17I don't want to marry that.
00:18I don't want to marry you.
00:19I just said no.
00:20I feel like I should be coming with you.
00:22Coming home.
00:23This is your home now, babe.
00:24With me.
00:26This isn't my home.
00:27It's Pam and Mix.
00:28Oh, charming.
00:29Come on now.
00:29No need to be with you.
00:29I need to be rude.
00:30I'm being rude.
00:31You're kicking me out.
00:32I go for my scan in a few weeks.
00:34Well, I'd like to come down, if that's all right.
00:36If we're going to do this, I want to do it properly.
00:37Tidy.
00:48Hi, uh.
00:50You're not up yet?
00:51What time is it?
00:52Nearly 11.
00:54If not.
00:55That means I've slept for almost like nearly 11 hours.
00:59All right, for some.
01:00What are you up to today?
01:01I don't know, really.
01:03Can't you come home and get into bed with me?
01:06I'd love to, but I sort of have to stay here.
01:08Oh.
01:09I'm sorry, baby.
01:10It's just...
01:10It's not you.
01:11I've just got another rejection letter.
01:13Which one?
01:14The one at that car place.
01:16Well, you didn't want that one anyway.
01:18Exactly.
01:18I can't even get the jobs I don't want.
01:20Do you think it's because I'm Welsh?
01:22Don't be silly.
01:23Look, you've just got to keep going.
01:25Get on the internet and start looking now.
01:27I will.
01:28I'll do it right now.
01:30Straight after loose swimming.
01:38Hiya.
01:39Hiya.
01:40All right?
01:41Yeah.
01:42How's karate?
01:43It's jiu-jitsu, darling.
01:45What's the difference?
01:46It's a non-combative martial art.
01:49We are defensive.
01:50They are offensive.
01:52But I tell you what.
01:53Sue.
01:54You know Sue.
01:55Big fat Sue.
01:56She'd not give me a wallop.
01:58I said to her,
01:58Oi, what's defensive about that?
02:01You've had your breakfast then?
02:02Well, sort of.
02:04I had a brunch, I did.
02:05Oh, I got up so late
02:06because I set the alarm for ten
02:07but I didn't get up till gone eleven
02:09and I thought,
02:10well, I'm too early for lunch
02:11and I'm too late for breakfast
02:13so I just had a banana.
02:15But if anything,
02:15that made me more hungry.
02:17So I ended up having a sandwich,
02:19some cereal and a yoghurt
02:20which is brunch, innit?
02:21So I rang my mum
02:22and I said,
02:23I've just had my first ever brunch.
02:25I'm not being funny, Stacey,
02:26but you want to get a life.
02:27What you said just now
02:28was really boring.
02:30I mean,
02:30I can jab her with the best of them
02:31but that,
02:32I switched off at the end of banana.
02:34Sorry.
02:35You want to get out the house?
02:37I know.
02:38Why don't you come fencing with me tomorrow?
02:40Cos you know Pat?
02:42Fat no more Pat.
02:43Fat no more Pat?
02:44Well, she can't come
02:45cos she's having her staples out.
02:46You could make up the numbers.
02:48Oh, I'd love to
02:48but we're going Barry, aren't we?
02:49Oh God, the scone.
02:51What's the latest
02:52with Smithy and Lucy?
02:54Well, last we heard
02:55he was going to meet her
02:56after guides
02:56and try and win her back
02:57but we've not heard a peep from him since.
02:59Oh God.
03:00Hiya, Ness.
03:01All right, Stace,
03:02what's occurring?
03:03Oh, nothing much.
03:04I'm a bit bored to be honest.
03:06What's this I hear about a brunch?
03:07Oh, it was lush.
03:09Right, I had a banana
03:10but I was still hungry
03:11so I ended up having some cereal
03:13and a yoghurt.
03:13Bear with me, Stace.
03:15Oh.
03:17Oh.
03:21Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:31Oh.
03:35Oh.
03:46What does that sign say?
03:49Pei diwch a chyfford
03:50darpidienu
03:51er slyngi'r rygor
03:52I'll break your face.
04:00Stace, I gotta go.
04:01It's Mayhem down here.
04:03But hang on.
04:06Right, that's gotta get to Guildford
04:07by first thing tomorrow, okay?
04:19Hello, Gavin speaking.
04:22Yeah, don't worry,
04:22Joel's gonna FedEx it
04:23so it gets there
04:24by first thing tomorrow.
04:26Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:31Brian, can I call you back?
04:32Cheers.
04:39What are you doing here?
04:50What are you doing here?
05:08Come on, let's go and get a coffee.
05:14Do you know what she said?
05:16She said she was relieved.
05:18Relieved unfathering someone else's child.
05:21Do you know why, don't you?
05:23Why?
05:23Because it turns out
05:26for the past three months
05:28she's been seeing someone else.
05:30Oh.
05:30You know that Craig?
05:31The one who washed my car
05:32on Boba Chubwee
05:33with the acne.
05:33With the acne, yeah.
05:35Started running the tuck shop together,
05:36didn't they?
05:36Youth club.
05:37I knew something was going on.
05:39She started coming home
05:40with shrimps,
05:41cola bottles,
05:42Astro belts.
05:43Guilt sweets,
05:44they were, Gav.
05:45Guilt sweets.
05:46Well, with all them activities
05:48and seeing you,
05:49I mean, how'd she fit it all in?
05:50Oh, she's been fitting it all in,
05:52all right.
05:53Apparently,
05:53she's got more in common with him.
05:55You fit her or something.
05:56I said to her,
05:56I'll go you fit her.
05:58Do you know what she said?
05:59What?
05:59The calf's 22,
06:01he's 21, Gav.
06:02How does that make me feel?
06:06I've been thinking about
06:07ending it all,
06:08to be honest.
06:09Suicide.
06:10What?
06:10Big time.
06:14How many Nurofen
06:15would I need
06:16to finish me off?
06:16You?
06:17You'd need hundreds.
06:19I can't afford that,
06:20can I?
06:21Not if I'm going to have
06:21an holiday this year.
06:34Do you ever get bored
06:35working here?
06:36No.
06:37I find it fascinating.
06:39I'm a people watcher,
06:40Brid.
06:42I get you.
06:44I see every thread
06:46of life's rich tapestry
06:48in between these three walls.
06:49The whole spectrum
06:50of human emotion.
06:52The whole gamut.
06:54I see victory.
06:56I see defeat.
06:58Anticipation,
06:59emancipation,
07:00and demoralisation.
07:01And that's just
07:02on the fruities.
07:07Now,
07:09can I ask you
07:10a question?
07:11Go for it.
07:13The penny falls.
07:15Are they fixed?
07:16What do you reckon?
07:18My heart says no.
07:20My head says it must be.
07:22I mean,
07:22is it magnets?
07:23Copper's no magnetic,
07:24Brent.
07:25Then are they glued?
07:26Because it's something.
07:27I could tell you.
07:28I know.
07:29But you'd have to kill me.
07:31No,
07:31I just don't want to.
07:32Now,
07:32are we practicing this song
07:33or what?
07:40I know I stand in line
07:42until you think
07:43you have the time
07:44to spend an evening with me,
07:47evening with me.
07:48And if we go
07:50someplace to dance,
07:51I know that there's
07:52a chance you won't
07:53be leaving with me.
07:56And afterwards,
07:58we drop into
07:59a quiet little place
08:00and have a drink
08:01or two.
08:04And then I go
08:06and spot it all
08:07by saying something stupid
08:08like I love you.
08:12I love you.
08:16I love you.
08:23Well,
08:24it's all right,
08:24but I still think
08:25Island's in the stream.
08:29Never seen him
08:30like that before.
08:31He was really bad.
08:32Poor Soddy's not
08:33half been through the mill
08:34these last couple of weeks.
08:35Well,
08:35I'm just glad
08:36he's got you to talk to
08:37because he can't
08:37talk to his mother.
08:39You've not met Kath,
08:40have you, Stace?
08:40No.
08:41The woman is a mess.
08:43It's all right.
08:44Michael,
08:44she is the reason
08:45that boy is B.I.G.
08:48I mean,
08:48the sister is like that.
08:50Oh,
08:50here we go.
08:50Which doesn't add up
08:51because when they were little,
08:53she used to stuff
08:54both of them
08:55with Findo's crispy pancakes,
08:57gorge on a load herself
08:58and then
09:01every day
09:02and she's a dinner lady.
09:03Well,
09:04she was.
09:05She quit.
09:05When it all kicked off
09:06with the head teacher.
09:07Why?
09:08What happened?
09:09Well,
09:10you're not going to believe it.
09:11No,
09:11it wasn't true.
09:12Apparently they were,
09:14you know.
09:15What?
09:15Ready's mum and the headmaster?
09:16Mistress.
09:17Mistress.
09:18Head mistress.
09:19No.
09:20Yes,
09:21hammer and tongue.
09:23Pauline,
09:23her name was,
09:24married to a lovely man,
09:25Dennis.
09:26To the love of Mike.
09:27Where do you get
09:27these stories?
09:29It is true.
09:30On my life,
09:31Jan,
09:31you've not met Jan?
09:32No,
09:33no,
09:33she says,
09:34cos she used to work there
09:35and all in the canteen,
09:37she says they were
09:38all over one another
09:39like a rash.
09:40Really?
09:41Yeah.
09:41And then Kath ends it,
09:43says she's not that way inclined,
09:44says it was only a frisson
09:45and suddenly
09:47Kath's not got a job
09:48there anymore
09:48so she threatens
09:49to report it
09:50to the board of governors.
09:51Pauline's in ribbons
09:52and before you know it,
09:53hey presto,
09:54she's got a healthy lump of moolah
09:56in her back pocket
09:57and Dennis
09:57is none the wiser.
09:59Bless him.
09:59That story
10:00is the biggest load
10:01of rubbish
10:02I've ever heard.
10:03When are you going to learn
10:03you cannot trust
10:04Nan Nan Jan?
10:06That's why she's been
10:06divorced three times.
10:33Gavlon?
10:34Smith-a-sista.
10:36How's it going?
10:37Not bad, thanks.
10:37You?
10:38I'm good.
10:39This is Stacey.
10:40Hiya.
10:41All right, Stace?
10:42Heard a lot about you.
10:42Heard a lot about you too.
10:44I'm Rudy.
10:44You can call me Smithy.
10:45Okay.
10:46Come in, he's still packing.
10:51This Nessa Bird's
10:52a mate of yours,
10:52isn't she, Stace?
10:53Yeah, she's been my best friend
10:54for ten years.
10:55She was my third best friend
10:56for two years before that
10:57so I've known her,
10:58all told,
10:58for about twelve years.
10:59All right?
11:00Man, I was absolutely
11:01wankered.
11:03Did you see Cherise?
11:04Hello?
11:06Ah, shut up!
11:07Shut up!
11:09All right, yeah,
11:10I've got to go.
11:11Ah!
11:13Yeah.
11:15Can I get your drink out of him?
11:16Rudy, where's Mum?
11:17She's gone for lunch at Pauline's.
11:20Gavlon?
11:21All right, mate.
11:22How's it going?
11:23Good.
11:27Why are you doing it?
11:28I just sort of did it.
11:29When?
11:29When we came in with Smithy.
11:31I mean, Rudy.
11:34What was our agreement?
11:37Don't shrug in my face.
11:38The deal was
11:39that your friends
11:40can call you Smithy,
11:40but my mates,
11:41aka Gav,
11:42Budgie,
11:42Chinese,
11:43you know,
11:43the crew,
11:44they call you Rudy,
11:45which is in fact your name.
11:46And even that isn't your name.
11:47Your name's Ruth.
11:48So to all intents and purposes,
11:49you've still got a nickname.
11:50It's just not Smithy,
11:51which you only decide
11:51you want everyone to call you
11:52in the last three years
11:53to annoy me.
11:54That's right,
11:54but go on.
11:55And as for the robot,
11:56that is all mine.
11:57Me and Gav,
11:58we invented it.
11:59You didn't invent the robot.
12:00Gav,
12:00back me up.
12:01Well, we do it,
12:02but I don't think
12:03we invented robotics.
12:04No, but we...
12:05Did you invent robotics?
12:06No, but we...
12:07Did you invent the robot?
12:08That's not what I'm saying.
12:08I will.
12:09It's a simple question.
12:10Yes or no?
12:10Did you invent the robot?
12:11No, but...
12:11You just said you invented it.
12:12Did you or did you not?
12:13Just say you invented the robot?
12:14You're a dick.
12:14You're a dick.
12:15You're a dick.
12:16You're a dick.
12:16Oh, God.
12:18You said we're going to...
12:18Oh, so you're going to do this now.
12:20You're absolutely pathetic.
12:21How old are you?
12:22Twelve?
12:23First time you met Stacey.
12:24You don't have to do that hand.
12:25You're copying everything.
12:26You don't even know what I'm going to say.
12:27You don't even know what I'm going to say.
12:28Right.
12:29Ah!
12:30Ah!
12:32Ah!
12:33Ah!
12:33Get off me.
12:34You're a dick!
12:35Ah!
12:36Ow!
12:37Ah!
12:38Ah!
12:39Ah!
12:41And this man is soon to become a father.
12:43Shocking.
12:44Should we stop them?
12:45No, I think we're still like this.
12:45Are you a dickhead?
12:46No!
12:47Are you a dickhead?
12:48It's off!
12:49Did I invent the robot?
12:50Yes!
12:50Who invented the robot?
12:51No, did it!
12:52Right.
12:53Come on, Gav.
12:54Let's bounce.
12:55I'm a finger's crossed anyway, sir.
12:57See you, Rooty.
12:58Later, Slate.
13:01Just totally had a fight with my brother.
13:12All right, love.
13:15We'll be here, we're not going anywhere.
13:17And watch that speed camera before the dip.
13:20All right.
13:22All right.
13:24Of course.
13:26Yep.
13:29Yep.
13:31All right.
13:32Bye.
13:33Bye.
13:34Bye.
13:34They're just coming in to Barrie.
13:35Tidy.
13:36They'll be here in ten.
13:37Hiya.
13:38Only me.
13:39They're just coming in to Barrie.
13:40Right.
13:40They'll be here in ten.
13:42Hi, Iness.
13:43How's the Dow Jones looking?
13:45Oh, my dear, Brynn, it's not good.
13:47The footsie's down and all.
13:48Oh, heck, that doesn't sound good.
13:49I've been answering my broker all morning.
13:51He reckons there's another Black Monday on the horizon.
13:53Seriously?
13:54I don't know, Brynn.
13:55But even a dead cat bounces.
13:57What have you been up to?
13:58I've been updating the MySpace.
14:01I've got 17 friends now.
14:04I've snowed under.
14:06It's ever such a lot of fun.
14:08Did you bring the pump?
14:09I knew I'd forgotten something.
14:11I've left it in the car.
14:17Dermot, what's occurring?
14:20How much?
14:22OK.
14:23Oh, Gwen, it's £21 a share.
14:26What do you reckon?
14:26Oh, I don't know, love.
14:28Look, why don't you wait till Tokyo opens?
14:31I hear you.
14:32Derm, I'm going to hold off.
14:34I'll call you later.
14:37Genuine.
14:49Look who it is!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:56Oh, look at you.
14:58You look very well.
14:59Very rested.
15:01Very nice of you going.
15:03I am very good.
15:05Very well.
15:08All right?
15:09How are you going?
15:10How's your journey, all right?
15:11Yeah, yeah, it's good, yeah.
15:13Here he is.
15:14Hey.
15:15Here's my lodger, my room.
15:16How are you, you doing all right?
15:17Now, if it's all right with you, you're on the sofa, and I'll tell you for why.
15:21I have turned the second bedroom into a gym.
15:24Oh, right.
15:24A workout room.
15:25But the sofa is ever so comfy.
15:27Yeah, it's fine.
15:28Right.
15:29Do you want to bring your bag in now?
15:30Yeah, OK, cheers.
15:30Here.
15:31Will you be wanting an omelette, either of you?
15:33I'm right, thanks.
15:34We're going to have a big breakfast.
15:36Well, look at all your titties.
15:39There you are.
15:41It's not the same without you, Steeves.
15:43Oh, thanks, Do.
15:45Hiya, Doris.
15:46And look at this lovely boy.
15:48Oh, lovely.
15:50Come here, you.
15:51Oh.
15:52Oh.
15:54You've got a great face, Gavin.
15:56Gorgeous.
15:57And a great pair of lips.
16:00Oh, look at you.
16:03How's your leg?
16:04Oh, it's giving me terrible jip, and this hill don't help.
16:07You want to get one of them little sit-on things?
16:09What?
16:09Shop mobility?
16:10I won't have one, Gav.
16:12Maureen's got when she looks her right knob.
16:15Any news, Ness?
16:1721 pence a share.
16:18Oh, I'd sell, cut my losses, take the hit.
16:21You're not waiting for Tokyo, are you?
16:22Yeah.
16:23They open in 40 minutes.
16:24We should know within the hour.
16:25Well, you're a fool.
16:26They'll be 16 pence before you know it.
16:28The risk I got to take, though.
16:30We're having a fish supper later.
16:31Do you fancy joining us?
16:32Oh, I would love that.
16:34Are you sure?
16:34Of course.
16:35You don't want to sit on your own.
16:37Hey, stop it, you.
16:38You're a married man, now.
16:41Although, if you are interested in that sort of thing,
16:44you know, I'm very open-minded and discreet.
17:03Where am I standing now?
17:05To the bus stop for Data Coaches.
17:08Yeah, and what happened here on this very spot?
17:10I don't know.
17:11Right, when did I drive down to Barrie and you got off a bus and...
17:15Remember?
17:15Oh, God.
17:17We said, I love you.
17:19Yeah.
17:19And I said, if you say it first, I'll say it back.
17:23No, that's what I said.
17:24Oh, yeah.
17:26Well, that was so long ago.
17:28Well, it's only five months.
17:29Is that all?
17:30Feels like ages.
17:31Oh, thanks.
17:32No, I just mean so much has changed.
17:35Look, I don't live here any more.
17:36I just never thought I'd move out of Barrie, that's all.
17:39Well, I never thought I'd come back here.
17:41I only came down that first time so I could shag you again.
17:46Gav?
17:50What time's your appointment?
17:5210.45.
17:53She got her first scan tomorrow, though.
17:55You're going through with it, then?
17:57Yeah.
17:57Well, I think you're a fool.
17:59The worst thing that ever happened to me, becoming a mother.
18:02We'd never connected.
18:04I kept waiting for that mother-daughter bond.
18:07It never arrived.
18:08She was horrible, wasn't she, Gwen?
18:10Oh, you're Moira?
18:11Yeah.
18:12I was in school with her.
18:13And I don't like to talk ill at people, but she was a nasty piece of work.
18:17She was the bane of my life.
18:19Some days I'd see her and I'd be filled with hate.
18:22I'd just want to smother her.
18:24Fair play.
18:25You didn't have no beef and onions, so I go, you were chicken and mushroom.
18:28Is that OK?
18:28Oh, that's fine, love.
18:29Doris, do you want to sit at the table?
18:31No, I'm happy.
18:32You're my love.
18:33You're the cod, Doris, yeah?
18:34That's me, love.
18:35I love the smallest one you've got.
18:37Probably us.
18:38The roomies.
18:40The men behaving badly.
18:41Right.
18:42And that's yours, three batter sausages.
18:43And that's Ness's, three batter sausages.
18:44Cheers.
18:45Now, bring you the haddock.
18:46That's it.
18:49Any salt?
18:50I'm going to go in and think about it.
18:51No, I'm going to wait for the curry sauce.
18:53Oh, what is it with the Welsh and curry sauce?
18:55You don't have it, do you?
18:56No, it's great.
18:56And you're worse than Northerners in gravy.
18:58What's wrong with just having a dry chip?
19:00I physically can't eat chips without curry sauce.
19:03I mean, a bit of mayonnaise or something, fair enough.
19:06But that, swimming in it.
19:07Sure, tonight you're going to be all right on Prince's sofa.
19:10You can have my bed if you like.
19:11I'll go over there.
19:12That's fine.
19:12It's left to be worse.
19:13I slept in a wheelbarrow once.
19:15Why?
19:15What's wrong with your spare room?
19:16Oh, of course.
19:17You won't have seen it.
19:18I've given it a complete overhaul, haven't I, Gwen?
19:21Oh, I say.
19:22Turned it into a gym.
19:23A state-of-the-art fitness studio.
19:27Hmm?
19:27Smithy, is that a go?
19:28Oh, Gav, it's incredible.
19:29I was doing them.
19:30You know, the...
19:34And honestly, I can feel the difference already.
19:37Seriously.
19:37Well, you'll be hurting tomorrow, my boy.
19:39But you have to work through it.
19:41You have to go through the barrier.
19:44I mean, I'm in better shape now than I've ever been.
19:47Howdy, Gwen.
19:48Howdy.
19:48Smithy, put your hand there.
19:51Gavin?
19:52Yeah.
19:54Now then, that's relaxed.
19:56All right?
19:58Well, no time.
20:00I'll do it again.
20:01No, no, no, no, no.
20:02Go on.
20:03Watch now.
20:06Relaxed.
20:08Tense.
20:10Relaxed.
20:12Tense.
20:13Soft.
20:15Hard.
20:16And that is after one month.
20:18What do you think, Gav?
20:19It's impressive.
20:20I need to do something like that.
20:22I mean, I turned to a gym a couple of years ago, didn't I?
20:23Fitness first, weren't it?
20:24Three years or something, remember?
20:26No, you went twice.
20:27Oh, my God, Doris is dead!
20:29Shit!
20:30She isn't love.
20:31She just dropped off.
20:33Doris?
20:34Door?
20:38Oh, Doris!
20:40Oh, I dropped off, Gwen.
20:43Are you all right?
20:44Yes, I'm fine, loved.
20:45I think my bed is calling.
20:47Gavin, will you help me to my door?
20:50I could do with a nice, strong man like you.
20:53Thanks, Gav.
20:55Oh, I've had a lovely evening.
20:57Thanks so much for the company.
20:59Stace, do you want to come?
21:00Why, is she next door?
21:01Leave her be.
21:02Three's a crowd.
21:03Well, see you tomorrow, Gwen.
21:05OK.
21:06Night-o.
21:06Night-night.
21:07Night-o.
21:07See you later.
21:08Come on, you.
21:14See, this is when it hits me hardest.
21:16What?
21:17The not smoking.
21:18This is when I'd normally have a fag.
21:20You're still eating.
21:21I know.
21:22She has two sausages and two fags.
21:24And then she has the last one.
21:24Then I come back for the third one.
21:27Right, there you go.
21:28Thanks, Gav.
21:30Now, you sure you'd want to come in for a coffee?
21:33Nah, I'd better get back.
21:35All right, love.
21:38Well, you know where I am.
21:50I just think it's stupid, the four of us go.
21:53Well, it's not like they're a proper couple or anything,
21:55so they're probably glad of us being there.
21:57I know Nessa is.
21:58You only want to go so you can look at babies.
22:00Yeah, well, it is my godchild, Gav,
22:02and I'm only taking an interest.
22:04She hasn't even asked you to be godmother yet.
22:05She will.
22:06Shall I bring it up to you, or do you want it at the table?
22:09I'll take it at the table, Gwen.
22:11Cheers.
22:12Is Smithy coming over?
22:13When you said he was?
22:15Yeah, I don't know where he is.
22:16Shall I go and get him?
22:16OK, take the keys if you like.
22:21Wow.
22:22All right, Ness.
22:23Don't come too close, Gav.
22:24My breath is rank.
22:25Nice.
22:25No, seriously, it reeks.
22:28How's the airbed?
22:29All right.
22:30Do you know what?
22:31It's lush.
22:32I want Gav to get one, but he thinks it's stupid.
22:46I can't, Bryn.
22:47I can't do it anymore.
22:48Yes, you can.
22:49I can't.
22:50No, I'm not like you.
22:52I'm not strong enough.
22:52Come on.
22:53Go.
22:54I'm done.
22:55It's over.
22:59And you listen, yeah?
23:00And you listen good.
23:02Look at me.
23:03Smithy, look at me.
23:04What?
23:06All that's happened here is you've hit a wall, right?
23:09Have I been there, buddy?
23:11Where?
23:11Big time.
23:12I tried to jump over it.
23:14No way.
23:15Too high.
23:15I tried to go under it.
23:17Uh-uh.
23:18And you can't get around it.
23:20So what are you going to do?
23:22You're going to run right through it.
23:25Smash it.
23:26What are you going to do?
23:27Smash it.
23:28I said, what are you going to do?
23:30I'm going to smash it.
23:31I can't hear you, Smithy.
23:32I'm going to smash it, Bryn.
23:34I'm going to smash it.
23:35All right.
23:35I'm going to smash it.
23:36Come on.
23:37Yes.
23:38Come on.
23:42Come on.
23:45Come on, Bryn.
23:47No.
23:48Come on, Bryn.
23:49No.
23:51Oh, Bryn.
23:52Smithy.
23:54Come on, Bryn.
23:56Smithy.
24:00Smithy.
24:02Sorry, Gav.
24:05Didn't see you there.
24:06We were in the zone.
24:08All right, Gav, La.
24:08How's it going?
24:09All right?
24:09Yeah.
24:10Oh, man.
24:11Great session.
24:12Woo!
24:14Oh.
24:15All right, that's it.
24:16I'm done.
24:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18You've got to warm down, buddy.
24:21Otherwise, you'll be stiff as a brick tomorrow.
24:23Come on.
24:24On your back, you.
24:25Oh.
24:26Okay, just a leg.
24:28That's it.
24:29That's it.
24:30Oh.
24:31Right.
24:32Oh.
24:33That's it.
24:35That's it.
24:35Really relaxing to me.
24:37No.
24:37That's it.
24:38Can I push it a bit more?
24:39Oh.
24:40There.
24:41Oh.
24:41I better get that.
24:42That might be Griff.
24:43Gav, can you take the one for a minute?
24:45Er, sure.
24:50What are you doing?
24:55Just working out.
24:56Why have you got your top off?
24:58Well, Bryn said we get our clothes all sweaty.
25:01What's up?
25:03I don't know.
25:03It just seems weird.
25:04You and my uncle-in-law working out with your tops off, rubbing each other.
25:08No.
25:09It's not like we're rubbing each other.
25:11It's a warm down.
25:13It was, Griff.
25:14Wants to book the cross trainer for three.
25:16I'll tell you what, boys.
25:17This gym is the talk of the street.
25:20I'm the new David Lloyd.
25:27Right.
25:28Gwen wants to know if you're coming over for breakfast, because we've got to be at the hospital
25:31by half ten.
25:31We've got breakfast sorted.
25:33Here's two I prepared earlier.
25:35Spirulina.
25:36What the hell's that?
25:38Plankton, it is, Gav.
25:39Pure vegetable plankton.
25:42Full of vitamins and minerals.
25:44Cheers.
25:47Mmm.
25:48I love it.
25:50That's really nice.
25:53Mrs James, please.
25:55Ruth James.
25:59How long is this going to take, you know, the actual scan?
26:02I don't know.
26:03What, no idea at all?
26:05No, Smithy.
26:06I've not done this before either.
26:08All right.
26:09God.
26:09Jenkins.
26:11Vanessa Jenkins.
26:12That's you.
26:15Is that your second name?
26:17Yes.
26:17See you in a bit.
26:19How ridiculous is this?
26:20She's having my child.
26:20I don't even know her surname.
26:29I tell you what I like doing.
26:31I like looking at people, right?
26:32I'm guessing whether it's going to be a girl or a boy.
26:35But you'll never find out.
26:36You'll never see them again.
26:37Yeah, I know.
26:38So I just have to guess the answers and all.
26:40So far, I've got three right and two wrong.
26:48Oh, right, sorry to keep you.
26:51Oh, my name's Sian and you must be Mr Jenkins.
26:54No, we're not.
26:56I'm Mr Smith.
26:57Oh, right.
26:59Well, we're married these days.
27:01Yeah, but we're not together.
27:03Oh, right, so you're just friends.
27:05Even though I've been a mom and a support.
27:07I wouldn't say we're friends, would you?
27:09No.
27:10Basically, the whole thing, that, is just one big, massive mistake.
27:16Okay.
27:17But you are the father.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Right, well, let's get on with it then, shall we?
27:21Okay.
27:38When do you think we'll have a baby?
27:41Don't know.
27:41We've got to get a house first.
27:43Yeah, once we've got a house and a dog, then we can have a baby.
27:46You're not getting a dog, I told you.
27:47But why?
27:48They're lush.
27:48They stink.
27:49We can definitely have babies.
27:51Yeah, of course.
27:51How many?
27:54I don't know.
27:55Two, three, four, five, six.
28:03There it is.
28:05It's looking good.
28:06Nice, healthy size.
28:09There you go.
28:11Makes it all seem real now, doesn't it?
28:20Yeah.
28:21Yeah.
28:21Tell me tomorrow, I'll wait by the window for you.
28:31I'll wait by the place for you.
28:33I'll wait by your big house for you.
28:39I'll wait by the squeeze box for you.
28:47I'll wait by your dresses for you.
28:55I'll wait by the squeeze box for you.
28:56You
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