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00:06Ness is pregnant.
00:08What?
00:09And Smithy's the father.
00:11Shit, Bray.
00:12Oh my God, you've got to tell him tonight.
00:14You've got to tell him now.
00:15Oh, Smithy.
00:17What?
00:18I'm pregnant.
00:20And you're the father.
00:26What?
00:27I'm pregnant.
00:29And you're the father.
00:37How long have you known about this?
00:38Just found out tonight.
00:39Bullshit.
00:40I did.
00:41You did, we all found out tonight.
00:42Oh, right, so everyone found out before me.
00:44No, no, I found out exactly the same time as you, Smithy.
00:48I bet she knew.
00:49I only found out on the wedding.
00:50That was over three weeks ago.
00:52Oh, come on, mate.
00:53Don't come on me, mate.
00:54This is all your fault.
00:55How?
00:55You and Herb, ringing each other and texting,
00:57arranging a meet up in Leicester Square.
00:59I didn't even want to go that day.
01:02If you hadn't dragged me there, none of this would have happened.
01:04It didn't happen that day.
01:06What?
01:06It happened to Pam and Mix.
01:08When you went off in the garden.
01:10That?
01:10That doesn't count.
01:11That was rubbish.
01:12I know.
01:16I can't deal with this.
01:18Smith.
01:19Smithy.
01:20Hey, hey, hey, hang on.
01:21Hang on.
01:32Smith, just give us a ring.
01:33Wherever you are, we'll come and get you.
01:35We could be driving around all night.
01:37I don't know where to start.
01:38Well, you know more than me, Mick.
01:40This is virgin territory to me.
01:42I feel like I'm on patrol with the police,
01:44driving around, looking for a crook.
01:47Where has he gone?
01:49Where will he be?
01:50Will we have to lean on someone to get a lead?
01:53Yeah, you just keep your eyes peeled for him.
01:54What about Lucy?
01:55Should we try there?
01:56I don't know where she lives.
01:57I don't even know her second name.
01:59How come?
01:59I've only met her twice.
02:01Once at his granddad's funeral
02:02and once when she was washing cars with the brownies.
02:04Gosh, the brownies.
02:06How old is she exactly?
02:08She's 18 next week.
02:09She helps out.
02:10She's the tawny owl or something.
02:12Where the hell's he got to?
02:14Try phoning him again.
02:17Sierra Oscar to 515 receiving.
02:20Still no sign of Smithy.
02:22I repeat, no sign.
02:23Over.
02:27Right, put the kettle on for those that want tea.
02:30But personally, I'm having a brandy.
02:33I've got to take the edge off, Gwen.
02:35Oh, I know what you mean.
02:36You haven't got any port, have you?
02:37Oh, I think so.
02:38Stace?
02:39I'll have a dry sherry, I think.
02:41Oh, girls.
02:42Is there any alcohol in Bailey's?
02:43Only a bit.
02:44It's mainly cream.
02:45If you want my advice, I wouldn't.
02:48Not at your age.
02:49And with you being, you know,
02:51stocky large.
02:53Fair play.
02:54I'll stick to the tea.
02:55I'll do it, my love.
02:56You sit down.
02:57No, you're all right, Pam.
02:59I need to take my mind off the fact
03:00that I'm pregnant by a man I can't stand.
03:02All right, my love.
03:03You go ahead.
03:05That poor girl.
03:06What is she going to do?
03:08I mean, I love smithy to bits.
03:11But he's not father material.
03:13I mean, not yet.
03:14Well, nor was my Trevor.
03:16When I fell pregnant with Jason,
03:18all hell was let loose.
03:20He couldn't cope.
03:21He was drinking and gambling
03:23and fighting and all sorts.
03:24Drugs, orgies, robberies.
03:27Seriously?
03:28Dad?
03:29Oh, yeah.
03:30He couldn't bear the fact
03:31he was no longer free.
03:32And he took it out on Jason.
03:34Oh, he resented it.
03:36And I think that's what turned Jason gay.
03:38Really?
03:39Well, that's interesting
03:40because Denise and Paul are across the road.
03:42Their daughter Nicola is a lesbian gay
03:44and she has never got on with Denise.
03:48So I'm wondering,
03:50don't get on with the mother,
03:51lesbian gay,
03:52don't get on with the dad,
03:54gay gay.
03:55Have you thought about
03:56what you're going to do, love?
03:57I mean, where are you going to live?
03:59Because you can't carry on where you are.
04:00She lives, Pam, with a band.
04:02What?
04:03They're called The Distance.
04:04Three of them were in Catatonia
04:05and the little Welsh one from here, say.
04:08No, well.
04:08Well, that is no place
04:10to bring up a child, my love.
04:12I know, but what can I do?
04:13Richard said I can go there,
04:14but Judy won't have it.
04:15Not after what happened last time.
04:17What it was, Pam,
04:18I was their nanny back in the day.
04:20Oh, right.
04:22They'd come home after a morning's work.
04:24Judy'd be straight on the whiskey
04:25and me and Rich, we'd make love.
04:27Sometimes for whole Sundays.
04:30And then he'd do his Ali G.
04:34No, it's the one off the Mayflower Road.
04:35Right, gotcha.
04:36I've only ever been to a drive-through
04:38once in my life.
04:39The one at Culverhouse Cross,
04:41I went with Nessa
04:42and a couple of the boys
04:42from the distance.
04:43I have to say,
04:45I was blown away by it.
04:47I mean, the whole idea
04:47that you can eat a meal
04:49without even leaving you a car.
04:53I felt like I was
04:54in the United States of America.
04:57Fillet the fish.
04:59Pam-a-walf.
05:04For my wife.
05:12Yes, please.
05:14Hiya, is Smithy here?
05:15Yeah, hang on a minute.
05:16Smithy!
05:18Just coming.
05:21All right.
05:22All right, get out.
05:23All right, Mick.
05:23Hey, yeah.
05:24Hello, I'm Bryn.
05:25Yeah, Bryn, this is Rudy,
05:26Smithy's sister.
05:27Hello, Rudy.
05:28Now call me Smithy.
05:29Everyone else does.
05:29Oh, no, there's a thing.
05:31I know your brother
05:32and I call him Smithy.
05:34All right, Bryn,
05:34listen, have you seen him?
05:35Smithy?
05:36Nah, why?
05:37It's a long story.
05:38We can't find him.
05:39Well, there's a young...
05:39Well, youngish.
05:41And he's only gone and...
05:42I think we should let Smithy
05:43do the talking on this one, eh, Bryn?
05:44I sit corrected.
05:46I'm putting my window up.
05:47Ignore me.
05:48I'm Mr. Blabbermouth.
05:49So you ain't seen him at all?
05:50Nah, he hasn't spoken to me in days.
05:52He's had the riot hunt
05:53since you've been away.
05:54You know Lucy's been grand,
05:55didn't you?
05:56Yeah.
05:57You intend being eight?
05:58What's a big deal?
05:58All right, cheers.
05:59We'll keep looking.
06:00You tried the driving range, right?
06:02Of course, the driving range.
06:03He always goes there
06:04when he's upset.
06:05Of course he does.
06:06When West Ham got relegated,
06:07when they lost the plough final.
06:08When Pam told him
06:09we'd go on a diet.
06:09Yeah, that's where we'll be.
06:11Of course you can.
06:12Really?
06:13Makes sense to me.
06:15Look, Stacey's room is empty now,
06:17so why let it go to waste?
06:19Just till you get on your feet.
06:20Till the baby's born, at least.
06:22You don't want to be on your own, darling.
06:24That's the last thing you want
06:25when you're going into childbirth.
06:27Don't you think, Stace?
06:28What's that?
06:29We were just saying
06:29it makes sense for Nessa
06:30to move in with me.
06:32Where?
06:32Where's she going to stay?
06:33In your old room.
06:35Well, that's my bedroom.
06:36Where me and Gav are going to sleep?
06:38Well, you'll have to stay at Brinslow.
06:39But I don't want to stay at Brins.
06:41If I'm coming home,
06:42I want to come home.
06:44But this is your home now, Stace.
06:46And you can't expect me
06:47to keep an empty room going
06:48just in case you decide
06:49to pop in on a whim.
06:50This isn't my home.
06:51It's Pam and Mick's.
06:52And yours now, darling.
06:54It's not.
06:55It never will be.
06:56It's just a room and a house.
06:57That's all.
06:58Oh, charming.
06:58Come on now.
06:59No need to be rude.
07:00I'm being rude.
07:01You're kicking me out.
07:03Stacey?
07:04Stacey?
07:04Look, just forget it.
07:06I'll stay with the distance.
07:25It's a shame you can't hit them like that
07:26when you're actually playing, isn't it?
07:33I'm sorry about it before, mate.
07:36It's not your fault.
07:37I just didn't know what to say, really.
07:39It's okay.
07:42How are you feeling?
07:43All right?
07:44I don't know.
07:45I don't know how I'm feeling.
07:46It's ridiculous.
07:48You've got to come back, mate.
07:49You've got to talk to her.
07:50What am I going to say?
07:52I can't be a dad.
07:53Look at me.
07:54Barely look after myself, let alone someone else.
07:56And as for her, um...
07:59Nessa.
08:00Yeah.
08:00I don't even like her.
08:02You're like to enough to...
08:03All right, I know, but...
08:06What am I going to do, man?
08:07I don't know anything about nappies or burping or umbilical cords.
08:11No one knows those things, Smith.
08:12Eh?
08:13That's the point.
08:14It's a learning curve for everyone.
08:15Yeah, but I ain't got no money.
08:17I ain't got a flat, nothing.
08:19Where's he going to stay?
08:20Hey, listen.
08:21The night Pam gave birth to him, I left that hospital.
08:24And don't get me wrong, I was flying as high as a kite.
08:28But the minute I got home, I just lay down in bed and I couldn't sleep.
08:31I was petrified.
08:32Because for the life of me, I just couldn't see how I was going to bring up this little boy.
08:38I still felt like a boy myself.
08:40But then you realise, you know, everyone feels that way.
08:43No one's ready.
08:44And yeah, it was easy for me and Pam.
08:46We were married.
08:47But, you know, you and Nessa, you'll be okay.
08:49You make mistakes, but you'll get there.
08:51One day at a time.
08:52You will.
08:53I tell you.
08:55It's a hell of a journey.
08:58He's right, Smithy.
09:00And no matter how scared you are, poor little Ness is back at Pam's, not knowing which way to turn.
09:08You've got to come back, mate.
09:09You've got to do the right thing.
09:15Have you been the drive-thru?
09:17Mm.
09:18Yes.
09:19What did you have?
09:20We shared some fries.
09:23Did you get me anything?
09:28I thought you could have a bit of my apple pie.
09:33Cheers, Bryn.
09:37Oh, give it a minute.
09:38It's quite hot.
09:41Thanks, guys.
09:45It's a funny old night, isn't it?
09:47I know.
09:48It feels very tense.
09:49Would you like a little Indian head massage?
09:51I won't, Pam, if you don't mind.
09:53I can't bear being touched from the waist up, including my chest.
09:57Waist down, I'm fine.
09:58If anything, I love say.
10:00The waist up just makes me nauseous.
10:07Pam, I'm sorry about what I said about your house not being my home.
10:12It's not, really, but it is, so I'm sorry.
10:17That's all right, my love.
10:19So what about the room?
10:20Do I stay or do I go now?
10:23The room's yours, Ness.
10:24In his days.
10:25Yeah, you can have it.
10:28Mum's getting an airbed for when we come down.
10:30Tidy.
10:31I've already spoken to Noel.
10:33He said wherever I go, whatever I do, he's going to be there.
10:36Pure and simple.
10:39Oh, here they are.
10:41Please.
10:44Did you find him?
10:45Is he dead?
10:46Yeah, he's fine.
10:46He's just on the phone to Lucy.
10:48Pam, panic over.
10:49Oh, thank you, Jesus, Holy Son of God.
10:51What are you doing?
10:52You're not Catholic.
10:53It's just what you do, isn't it, in times of crisis, like Brenda Frecker used to do on
10:57casualty.
10:57You're not Catholic.
10:58That's a Catholic thing.
10:59Is it?
11:00You sure?
11:01Yeah.
11:01Well, I never knew that.
11:04I'll leave the door on the ledge, Mivy.
11:07Where did you find him?
11:08Driving range?
11:09Yes.
11:09And I've never been to one before, Pam.
11:12Golf-wise, I have lived a very sheltered life.
11:15I'm going to make a cup of tea.
11:16Anyone else want one?
11:16Yes, please, Gavin.
11:17Two sugars.
11:18I'm going to have a brandy.
11:19Take the age off.
11:20Oh, me too.
11:21Good idea.
11:23Guess what?
11:25Mum said Nessa can move into my room.
11:27And when we visit, we've got to sleep on an airbed.
11:30That's all right, isn't it?
11:31What?
11:31You're not bothered?
11:33Well, we stay at Brent's, can't we?
11:34But it's my bedroom, Gav.
11:36Don't you think it's out of order?
11:37Not really, no.
11:39This is your home now, babe.
11:41With me.
11:43Yeah, I guess.
11:45Come on.
11:45Smithy's back.
11:50Did you get through to Lucy?
11:51No, she's still at the Gymkhana.
11:53I thought she was granddad.
11:55It doesn't apply to horse-based events.
11:58Right.
12:13Vanessa.
12:15Oh, get up, you son.
12:16What are you playing at?
12:18What do you mean?
12:20You said I had to do the right thing.
12:21Well, he didn't mean propose.
12:23But you said it was easier because you and Pam was married
12:25and you said I should do the right thing.
12:27I don't want to marry that.
12:28I don't want to marry you.
12:29I just said no.
12:29Yeah, right, of course you would.
12:30Oh, don't diss me in front of people.
12:33I just said no.
12:34Why?
12:35I'm a catch.
12:36He is.
12:36I'm a hoot.
12:37Aren't I, Pam?
12:38Well, yes, but you're not everyone's cup of tea, darling.
12:42Yeah, but beggars can't have a choice.
12:45Choosers.
12:46I mean, have you looked in the mirror recently?
12:47You look like you should be in Amsterdam doing tricks with Mars bars.
12:50Oh, thanks, Dace.
12:51Thanks a lot.
12:52That was over ten years ago.
12:53Why?
12:54Eh?
12:54I said forget it.
12:55And I love you know, there's many an Englishman proposed to me
12:58and only one I've ever said yes to.
13:00And that scarred me for life.
13:01What happened?
13:02He was a cracking bloke, Jared.
13:04But he was in all sorts of trouble with the taxman
13:07and he died whilst faking his own death.
13:10It's the worst way to go, Pam.
13:11Look, I don't care about all this.
13:12I don't even know what I'm doing here.
13:14Maybe you both need to be on your own.
13:15You need to talk.
13:16What about?
13:17What am I meant to say?
13:18Look, I'm having this baby.
13:20I am.
13:20I'm keeping it.
13:21But I don't want you involved.
13:22I don't even want you seeing it.
13:24No.
13:24No way.
13:25If I'm having a baby, I'm having a baby
13:27and no one is going to stop me from seeing my boy.
13:29I'll dress up as Batman and tie myself to the London Eye
13:31with the rest of them if I have to, whatever it takes.
13:34Because if I'm going to be a dad, I'm going to be a proper dad.
13:37Because you're going to need me.
13:38You're going to be huge.
13:40I mean, colossal.
13:41You are, Ness.
13:42You're going to be massive.
13:44And I'm petrified.
13:47And I'll make mistakes.
13:51But we'll get there.
13:53One step at a time.
13:55And I'll tell you.
13:58It's going to be a hell of a journey.
14:00Isn't that right, Mick?
14:02That's right.
14:11Cheers, Bryn.
14:14Appreciate that.
14:30Through my sleepless days I've found
14:34That in my dreamless sleep I'm bound
14:39To one night hear the sound
14:44Of you calling
14:46Do not stumble through tonight
14:50Have no fear of falling
15:07What are you doing?
15:10I want some meat
15:12So I've got to eat it now
15:14Because when that lot come in
15:15I'll be on them disgusting veggie sausages
15:17It's like eating cardboard
15:19Why don't you just tell them
15:20You're not a vegetarian anymore?
15:24Morning
15:25Morning
15:25Morning
15:25Sit down
15:26Mick, move those supplements
15:28Did you sleep all right?
15:30Not really
15:31I didn't have much room
15:32That shower
15:33That shower
15:34Is out of this world
15:35I could have stayed in there all day
15:37What, the one downstairs?
15:38Now is that what you'd call
15:40A power shower?
15:42It's too much for me, Gwen
15:44You get in there
15:45And it blasts you in the face
15:47Well I feel
15:48As clean as a whistle
15:50That's the longest shower
15:52I've ever had in my life
15:5426 minutes
16:07I love the way she feels her clothes
16:10I love those freckles on her nose
16:13I love the way she plays it cool
16:16I think that she is beautiful
16:20Morning, Mrs. Shipman
16:22Oh, it still feels weird calling me that
16:27Oh, have I got breath
16:30Because there was loads of garlic
16:32In that garlic bread
16:33No, it's fine
16:34Just talk on an in-breath
16:35What?
16:37You know, like
16:38Morning
16:40She's so lovely
16:41She's so lovely
16:44She's so lovely
16:46She's so lovely
16:47She's so lovely
16:49She's so lovely
16:52She's so lovely
16:52Can I try one of your special sausages, Pam?
16:54Are they nice?
16:55Do you know what?
16:56I honestly can't tell the difference
17:04Everyone all right?
17:05Can I get anyone anything?
17:06I am fine
17:07I'm going to have some peanut butter
17:12And some jam
17:15And I'll tell you for why
17:17I've got a friend, Tony
17:19One of my online buddies is
17:20And he lives in New Orleans
17:23At the aerodrome
17:24He's having to stay there
17:25Until he gets back on his feet
17:27And he has for breakfast
17:28Because whenever we speak
17:30Lunchtime here
17:31Is breakfast over there
17:32And I say to him
17:33What are you having for breakfast?
17:35And he says
17:38Peanut butter
17:38And jelly
17:41Now when he says jelly
17:42He means jam
17:45I can't wait to tell him about this
17:47He'll be beside himself
17:52Oh, are you all right, my darling?
17:54Do you sleep all right?
17:56Um, not really, no
17:57Oh, come and sit down
17:59What can I get you?
18:00I'm all right, thanks Pam
18:01I'm all right, cheers
18:02Well, you've got to eat something, Smithy
18:05Just have a couple of sausages
18:06A couple of sausages, right
18:09And some of that bacon
18:10Okay
18:11And an egg
18:12Just the one
18:14Cheers
18:15Just ain't got much of an appetite, you know
18:29Everyone all right for a drink?
18:30Yeah
18:46It's going to be a lovely day by all accounts
18:49Yeah, it's going to be nice all week, apparently
18:51Well, it said in the paper it might rain
18:53Oh, really?
18:54Yeah, yeah
18:56Quite hard
19:10I was at the radio on
19:12Oh, yeah
19:13Let's have the radio on
19:16Turn it up
19:41All right
19:43Stacey's just jumped in the shower
19:54What?
19:59Bloody hell
20:00Oh, my Christ
20:02Ma'am?
20:03What?
20:04What have you brought all this for?
20:06You said to bring everything, all your stuff
20:08Where's it all going to go?
20:08I don't think we've got room for all this life
20:10I didn't mean everything
20:11Just the stuff I need
20:13Well, I'm sorry, but you should have said
20:14We worked very hard to back all this up
20:16You should have been more specific
20:18Well, I didn't think you'd bring the giraffe
20:20Giraffe?
20:22For goodness sake
20:23Pam
20:24I can't believe this, Ness
20:25Why didn't you stop them?
20:27Oh, don't blame me, love
20:28I'm just the driver
20:28Hey, take a chill pill, Stace
20:31Keep it real
20:32It's not your mother's fault
20:33Now, you can take out the stuff you need
20:35And the rest we'll take to the tip
20:37You're not throwing it away
20:39All right, then
20:39We'll take you to Secondhand City
20:40I wouldn't bother, Bryn
20:42When I worked there
20:43They had no call for this type of thing
20:44It's all three-piece sweets these days
20:46That's your money
20:47Look, there's stuff I don't want right now
20:48But I might want it one day
20:50When we've got our own place
20:51We can't take it back
20:52Why?
20:53There's nowhere to put it
20:53Now we've done the room up
20:54Done it up?
20:56Oh, Stace
20:57You wouldn't recognise the place
20:58I've only got the skirtings to do
21:00Job done
21:00Cream it is, Pam
21:01Cream and plum
21:03Oh, that does sound nice
21:05You've just been waiting to get rid of me
21:06It feels like the minute I got married
21:08You went right
21:08Get rid of her and all her stuff
21:11It wasn't like that at all
21:14I found it all very upsetting, if you must know
21:16Sorry, Pam
21:17Oh, Gwaine
21:18Look, Stace
21:19Why don't you have a sift through
21:20Pick out all the stuff you need now
21:22Then all the stuff you want to keep
21:23Or stick that in the garage
21:24And all the rest can go to the tip
21:25Of the Secondhand City
21:27It's not actually a city, Meg
21:28It's a shop
21:30Thank you
21:34Sorry
21:35No, you're alright
21:36It's fine
21:42Oh
21:44I go for my scan in a few weeks
21:46Right, do you need me to
21:47No, I'm just telling you
21:50Are you getting back today?
21:51Taking the truck
21:53Is it?
21:53It is your baby
21:55It is
21:56I know
21:57I know
21:59I was going to say
22:00Is it safe for you to be driving that thing?
22:01Yeah, I'm fine until 32 weeks
22:04Well, I'd like to come down
22:05If that's alright
22:06For the scan
22:06With you, yeah
22:08You know
22:08If we're going to do this
22:09I want to do it properly
22:11I'll give you some money towards it
22:13I'm not going to be an arsehole about it
22:14Tidy
22:15Right
22:20Right, so that's the stuff you want in my room
22:22I mean, our room
22:23That's going in the garage
22:25Oh, God knows where
22:26Pam?
22:27Well, we'll find a way
22:28But I'm just saying that's all
22:29It's going to be a squeeze
22:30And then that
22:32That's going to second-hand city
22:34Second-hand city, yeah
22:34Did they take the foot spa
22:35At second-hand city?
22:36I mean, would you buy
22:37A second-hand foot spa?
22:39Well, I don't know
22:39I mean, we'll have to ask Ness
22:40Nessa
22:41Will they take this, do you think?
22:42Has it got a box?
22:44Not that I know of
22:45No way
22:45Not a chance
22:46They laugh you out of their brain
22:47We'll just spin it then
22:48It's half past now
22:50Shouldn't we get going?
22:51I've got to help Mick
22:52With all of this
22:53Ah, you're all right
22:55You're sticking around
22:56For a bit, aren't you?
22:56Yeah, I ain't going
22:57Lucy's till six
22:58She's at an all-day swimming gala
22:59She never stops that girl
23:00She'll stop tonight
23:01And I'll tell her I'm the father
23:02Of someone else's child
23:04Right
23:05I'll just go and get the keys
23:08I'm going to fire her up
23:09And get her on the road, Gwen
23:10There's no need for us to convoy
23:12Anyway, I'm stopping off
23:13At Heston
23:13To see Ozzy
23:14And a few of the Stobart boys
23:15Right, well
23:16Shall we join you there?
23:17No
23:17This truck is only, I'm afraid
23:19Space
23:19See you
23:23Take it easy, Mick
23:31Grease the piece, Pam
23:35Right, so I'll
23:36No, I'll give you a ring
23:37Tidy
23:38Oh, Gav
23:39You're going to give me a bunk up?
23:40It's no joke in this skirt
23:42Yeah, OK
23:52It's you back to base, Ness
23:54It's back in
24:07Well, this is it, Ben
24:10Oh, bye, Gwen
24:11Bye, Pam
24:12Always
24:13You take care
24:13Drive safe
24:14Sorry about this
24:15Oh, don't worry
24:16We'll find a place for it somewhere
24:18Look after our little girl now
24:25I'm going to miss this
24:27What?
24:28Nothing
24:33See you, Uncle Brayne
24:34Now, there'll be no tears
24:36We are just a phone call away
24:38I love you
24:41Take it easy, Brinlock
24:44When do you think you'll next me down?
24:46I don't know
24:47Two weeks, maybe
24:48That's something you look forward to, isn't it?
24:53Away now
24:54No need to cry
24:55Just as it feels like this
24:57Feels like I should be coming with you
24:59Coming home
25:00But this is your home now
25:02Me, Ness is having a baby
25:04And I'm not even there
25:05And, oh, I don't know
25:06It just feels wrong
25:08Now, listen
25:09It just feels funny
25:10Because it's all new
25:11But give it a few days
25:12And you'll have forgotten all about us
25:14No, I won't
25:15Stace
25:16There's a whole new chapter in your life
25:18A brand new start
25:21You've got a cracking husband
25:22Lovely in-laws
25:23Of course, it's going to be strange to start with
25:25But you've got to remember, love
25:27You can't make an omelette
25:29Without breaking eggs
25:32Oh, come on
25:35You'll never know how much I'm going to miss you
25:39Right
25:41No more tears now
25:43I'll look after her
25:44I know you're my luck
25:52Bye, Gwen
25:53Take care
26:04Goodbye, my lover
26:07Goodbye, my friend
26:08You have been the one
26:11You have been the one for me
26:14Goodbye, my lover
26:16Goodbye, my friend
26:19You have been the one
26:21You have been the one for me
26:24I'm so hollow, baby
26:26I'm so hollow
26:28We have to have James Blunt all the way home
26:31I'm so hollow
26:33What is your problem with it?
26:35He's got a cracking voice
26:37I'd just like to listen to something a bit more uplifting, that's all
26:39I'm so hollow
26:41Can we just have the one about the wise men by the sea?
26:43Then you'll change it
26:451-9 Rubber Duck
26:47Oh, Dame Judy Dench
26:48Do you read me?
26:50Hello, Robert
26:50How's it going, Mr Mugabe?
26:52I won't lie to you, Jude
26:54I've just found out there's a four-car pileup on the M4
26:57So if you want my advice
26:58You'll come off a junction 11
27:00And take the A48 all the way to Chapstow
27:02Fair enough
27:03A message received and understood
27:05It's M4
27:06Tidy
27:09She said to me
27:11Go steady on me
27:12Won't you tell me what the wise men said
27:15When they came down from heaven
27:17Smoking nine to seven
27:19On a ship that they could find
27:21It just doesn't make sense
27:28Really sorry enough for what they've done
27:31There were three wise men
27:32Just trying to have some fun
27:34Then look who's alone
27:36No, it's not me
27:38It's not me
27:40Those three wise men
27:43Have got a semi-minecy
27:47Gotta ask yourself the question
27:50Where are you now?
27:53Stacey?
27:54Yeah?
27:56What would you like for your tea, darling?
28:02Can I have an omelette?
28:05Tell me tomorrow
28:07I'll wait by the window for you
28:15I'll wait by your big house for you
28:23I'll wait by the squeeze box for you
28:31I'll wait by your dresses for you
28:35I'll wait by the
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