00:26The
00:28The wind carries the scent of ash and corpses, like the last breaths of a dying world.
00:35The sun still shines.
00:39But for how much longer?
00:43Hey Wilmorians of the Future, it's your boy O1 here.
00:47I used to be a coder, now I'm a farmer, canned food enthusiast, part-time surgeon, and a full-time
00:53Zed Slayer.
00:54Let me show you a day in the life of a survivor.
00:57I started the morning off by bagging a deer.
01:00The meat's good eating, the pelts can mend my coat, and I can even make its bones into a knife.
01:06Waste not, want not.
01:07Then I cut a whopper down by the lake, Mike threw in the potatoes and peppers he grew.
01:12Who knew you could feast like this in the apocalypse?
01:18This world's taught me one thing.
01:20Those who waste, end up getting wasted.
01:24We built watchtowers out of scrap, booby-trapped the road with fuel barrels, and lined the walls with spikes.
01:32Good thing, too, because last night we had a swarm come to the north tower.
01:37After one well-placed firebomb, you could smell charge Zed for miles.
01:41Some of them tried to climb up, but got hooked on the sprites.
01:46You ever hear a Zed scream?
01:49I have.
01:50A lot.
01:51A lot.
01:56Once we ran out of ammo, it was time to break out the weird stuff.
02:07Then the rain started to fall.
02:09That really got the Zeds riled up.
02:14Fortunately, we still had a few shocking shrinks up our sleeves.
02:22By the way, the Doomsday Fleet just got a whole new look.
02:25We put a comfy chair and TV in the box truck, and threw some solar panels on top.
02:30Now, nothing will keep me from watching my stories.
02:33The fire engine got a new grill guard.
02:36Mostly because we needed somewhere to dry our clothes.
02:41As for the taxi, we just hooked up a speaker system.
02:45It's great for parties.
02:51On our last outing, we only managed to clear out half the big box store.
02:55It was like Black Friday with all the Zeds in there.
02:58And we were cheap TVs.
03:01We still walked away with a huge haul.
03:04Most of us, at least.
03:09Do you think the Zeds still recognize old friends?
03:12But that's a question for another day.
03:15For now, the Doomsday Fleet rides again.
03:19I got too many Zeds on me!
03:20Help me distract them!
03:22Roger that! I'm firing up the speakers!
03:25Rockstar coming through!
03:26Make way!
03:31Nice driving!
03:32Can I use your autograph?
03:36Looky here. We got some fireworks.
03:39Let's put on a show!
03:42Hold on, I'm headed your way.
03:44Whoa, did you see your head just now?
03:46Don't just leave it there!
03:48You can use that!
03:55There's too many of them.
03:56We need a ride out of here!
03:59Coming through!
04:07Uh, guys, we got a really bad customer on our sex!
04:09We got those fireworks!
04:14Step in!
04:15Because I'm about to rock your world!
04:39Twenty-nine days since I became a Zed.
04:45You might think Zeds don't need to eat…
04:49But let me tell ya…
04:53Twenty-nine days since I became a Zed.
04:54The hunger's like nothing you've ever felt before.
04:58I thought I was done for.
05:01A bunch of humans took my arm off.
05:05Really ruined my day.
05:07But then I found a new arm.
05:10Bigger and better.
05:12I pressed it into my shoulder hole.
05:15A perfect fit.
05:17I've become an apex predator.
05:20Other Zeds are just meat.
05:23Another new arm.
05:24New legs.
05:26A new head.
05:28I'm nearly complete.
05:30The animals of the forest? More meat.
05:34They're so powerful.
05:35Completely unstoppable.
05:37But how long can I live like this?
05:44I ran into an old friend yesterday.
05:47Fresh meat.
05:48I tried to say hello, but he shot a firework at my face.
05:52So rude.
05:54But the colors were so pretty.
05:57It was like a music festival.
06:00Just for me.
06:25You look at me and see a monster.
06:28But would a monster remember you like canned tomatoes?
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