00:03I don't want to wait, man.
00:05Doug, what are you talking about?
00:06Let's do it.
00:07Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:10Yes.
00:11Wait.
00:11What?
00:15This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:18We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:20What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:22Two and a half million dollars.
00:23We've approved a loan for up to...
00:26$9,400.
00:28Yes.
00:31We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:33Run and gun.
00:34We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:40Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:41I love you, Derek.
00:42Kenny, you shoot it.
00:44Here we go.
00:44Doug, you direct.
00:46Action!
00:46Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51No!
00:53Maybe it'll be okay.
00:55You murder my friend.
00:56Cutting.
01:00This is anaconda.
01:02And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:07We have to go out in the jungle...
01:11...and find another one.
01:20What is that?
01:22Oh.
01:22My.
01:24Oh, my.
01:25Oh, my God!
01:25My anaconda!
01:27We're in the middle of the jungle, and we are being hunted!
01:31My anaconda!
01:33Now we die!
01:34My anaconda!
01:36Help me, Daddy!
01:37It's okay, you're safe, but I'm here!
01:40Holy...
01:41My anaconda!
01:43My...
01:43Keep rolling!
01:44My anaconda don't want none unless you...
01:47Oh, my God!
01:49He's dead.
01:50Oh, no.
01:51What are we gonna do?
01:52What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
01:55That's a really smart idea.
02:05My anaconda!
02:06He's dead!
02:07Doug!
02:08He's right behind you!
02:10Doug!
02:10What the hell is all about that?
02:12It's a long story!
02:13Run!
02:14Ah!
02:15Ah!
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