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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:12I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:16There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24For the longest of these necessary,
00:26you fell as far as you could without getting about.
00:30You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer,
00:33but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I can't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty
00:54that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01You won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:06Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck
01:08that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection
01:13every minute of the day for the next six months.
01:16I'm getting paired with a training officer
01:17so legendarily can't take her
01:19as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon
01:23who should have been fired
01:24for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say
01:41that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:46Even though last time
01:46it took him over a week
01:47to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in me.
01:51Okay?
01:52He'll be done by fire.
01:54Luna, my savior,
01:55room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia
02:05and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton,
02:13this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:16Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19Spent the last five years
02:20working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:23No point.
02:23That's nothing compared
02:24to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me.
02:29Tell them I got carried off by a twister.
02:33Um, nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride
02:39and for taking my car in,
02:41which you should probably go do now
02:43or else he's going to blame us
02:44for not getting it finished today.
03:20Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts
03:21on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22What are you going to tell me
03:25that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:28That was clear to some of us
03:30on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess
03:33who's going to hit the streets
03:34so scared to make a mistake
03:35that he will panic freeze
03:37the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it heavy.
03:50Good morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car
04:10and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah, yeah, just, um...
04:21You have heard this.
04:25Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
05:00No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up
05:02to the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour
05:09and you're being radio silent,
05:10so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop,
05:18the sooner she'll abandon the thread,
05:19stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:45Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:53Then rethink your approach.
05:55Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay.
06:24So here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:31I don't understand.
06:32You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get.
06:36And at the end of shift,
06:37I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say, boo?
06:45I'm just going to stick with my home.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again,
06:52without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:59No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07There's freak rits safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:12No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rits.
07:157-1-15-2-11-at-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:21Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police.
07:52Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you.
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in, stole all of our equipment
08:16and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:21It's called Dropout TV. We do shows based around improv comedy. I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes. He owns the place. He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful. Sorry. No. Sorry. We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:44And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah. I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom. You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime. I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said it was a suspect. Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime. No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today. I probably did some of my best,
09:18most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit? Killed.
09:22Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham. I'm here to rob
09:32your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an appellation hillbilly with a sound disinfection.
09:37I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:42Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this. Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet. I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV. What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi, I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when
10:23they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid. Dax, Dan.
10:29Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone, he straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics, lovely people, while, uh, I went to graduate high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors, assault, and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time?
11:02What would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it, I feel like...
11:05No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:06We're gonna go pick him up, and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:19Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:26Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and not just wait for
11:33dispatch calls?
11:34I guess.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose could be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting! Watch out! He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict!
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mmm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:18Right. I mean, uh...
12:20Good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust. 2-11 in progress.
12:27Bankrupt, hot damn, we're taking up, right?
12:29Yes, sir. Although...
12:30Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive. Smart.
12:50So the route they would take to escape would be...
12:54They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los
12:58Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01Out of George Street.
13:03Off George Street.
13:16Off George Street.
13:19Hey, this! Show me this!
13:24Please
13:28Please help
13:29I think she's dying
13:32I think she's dying
13:38Here we have two GSW victims
13:41Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen
13:44Now worstly descended and firmed
13:46Critically unstable, recommend OR sack
13:48I'll stay with you
13:49Sounds right
13:49Are you investigating this one?
13:51No, we are
13:52That is sweet
13:53But you are the hotshot detective
13:55I'm just a lowly patrol officer
13:58You're still a detective
13:59But I get your point
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:04No, I didn't realize there was one
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed
14:08Their robber disappeared when the shooting started
14:10Must have laid low as the other two escaped
14:12Then snuck away into the chaos afterwards
14:14We're pulling security footage now
14:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm, right
14:22Oh yeah
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss
14:34And you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse
14:37Fire you
14:40Oh, Lieutenant
14:41Hey, um, you alright?
14:44I mean, other than uniform
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects
14:47Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery
14:50You here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on
14:52Take her out to lunch
14:53Oh, that's sweet
15:05Hey, what are you doing here?
15:09I thought I'd take my wife to lunch
15:10Oh, that's so sweet
15:11But Oliver is about to do his assessments
15:14And I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up
15:17You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
15:20Than a normal person wants to see in a day
15:22You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day
15:25Good point
15:28I shouldn't be too late
15:29Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep
15:32I can keep it
15:35Yes
15:35Alright, good
15:36It really was sweet
15:38You came to take me to lunch
15:41Um, look, Luna, um
15:44Hey, we need help
15:46Let me guess
15:47You're glued together
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus
15:54Hey
15:56I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
15:59That you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky
16:03No, no, no, no
16:04Um, she was just caressing my face
16:07Why you choked her?
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual
16:12I'm gonna go get the doctor
16:14Wait, wait, um
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand
16:19I wish that I could
16:50Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day
16:54I have to run damage control on your dysfunction
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate
16:57By telling her to not contact me
17:00I want to have a relationship with your mother
17:02But not whatever this has become
17:05All right, I'll text her
17:06No, hey, come on, please
17:07Call her today, okay?
17:09An actual human conversation
17:16Peter
17:20I'm telling you I lost my wallet yesterday
17:22How convenient timing
17:24Given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing
17:30The universe is an infinitely complicated place
17:34Yet you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible
17:37The sheer amount of things happening on a single day
17:40Number in the sextillions
17:42Okay, that's a made-up number
17:44No, it's not
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion
17:47And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people
17:51I'm probably way underestimating
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating
17:57There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world
18:00It's over 1 billion per person
18:04So given that scale
18:05Me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up
18:08And then dropping it at a crime scene
18:10Isn't unlikely
18:12Statistically, it's almost a given
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup
18:15And see if the victims can identify you
18:17That's fair
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:23Quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion
18:27There's 53,000 species
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica
18:33Not today, though, right?
18:35No
18:35Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery
18:46It's just like the movies
18:48With as much diversity
18:51Check test
18:53All right
18:53We are about to show you a lineup of six men
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery
18:57May or may not be among them
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually
19:02If you recognize anyone
19:04But do not compare notes
19:06And do not discuss the suspects amongst each other
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy
19:13Okay, the guy that's number one
19:15Looks like a tech bro
19:16That speaks about himself in the third person
19:17And he probably kisses his immediate family on the note
19:21Smoochie!
19:22Okay, wait, but number three
19:23Is sort of getting like
19:24Hey, I'm Chad
19:25I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club
19:27And I don't understand
19:28Why my Native American Halloween costume's so offensive
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights
19:32Chugging beer loaded with protein powder
19:34Stop drinking a load if your two snakes are in the house
19:37Okay, guys, let's try to focus
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy
19:40Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks
19:45But these guys are the same basic size
19:47You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us
19:54Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:59Shut up and get on the ground
20:00Okay, I'm impressed with the performance
20:02You could use a little more pizzazz
20:03I don't want to give a line read
20:05But there's like a hundred guys in L.A. that could do a better job than that
20:07So, question
20:08Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No, they're only going to say what was said at the robbery
20:14You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:17Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from The Fugitive?
20:19No, contestant number one
20:21Suspect number one, you do not have to do that
20:23I would like it if you did
20:24I would like it if you did
20:26I'll do it
20:26Yes
20:28I love The Fugitive
20:30Floor's all yours
20:33What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search
20:36Of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area
20:45He's really good
20:46That's really good
20:47Bravo
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay, okay, okay
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:58I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:05That would equal six
21:08It's odd
21:09Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone
21:11Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Yes
21:15I think it was like an acetone resistant blend
21:20Heavy duty stuff
21:21Yeah
21:22Can't really remember the exact name
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort
21:26But without identifying the exact adhesive you use
21:28I'm not sure how else to proceed
21:29Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:31Uh, no, not really
21:34I'm happy to do it
21:35Give me your address
21:36No, that's not necessary
21:37That's super nice, though
21:38Oh my God, the nicest
21:39Thank you
21:40But we just
21:41We couldn't ask that of you
21:42Listen up
21:42You are glued to my wife
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me
21:47So give me your address
21:50Unless there's something at your house
21:51You don't want me to see
21:54Something that has to do with this, perhaps
21:57I swear
21:58I don't know what that is
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun
22:01Oh my God
22:02Crazy
22:03The question is
22:04Are the two of you covered with him?
22:11So, Finley is out of surgery
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon
22:13But the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava
22:16She died on the table
22:18Damn
22:19Hard way to learn
22:20Not to rob a bank
22:21With the former Green Beret
22:22Working as a security guard
22:23Damn
22:24Hey, as my rookie
22:26Shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah
22:31Had to give it a shot
22:32Uh-huh
22:33Alright, I requested an officer
22:34To come watch over Finley
22:35We should get back out on patrol
22:37Actually, we have been asked
22:38To take a first run
22:39At interviewing Finley
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds
22:42Combing through bank footage
22:43Trying to figure out
22:44How the third robber escaped
22:46And as our former partner
22:48Future partner
22:49Yet, um
22:50She trusts her detective skills
22:52Exactly
22:53And unfortunately
22:54For you
22:55I still need my T.O.
22:56To show me how it's done
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here
23:00But you're a literal expert
23:02At interrogating suspects
23:03And
23:05I'm not
23:05Only way to become
23:07An expert
23:08Is to do the work
23:09And as someone
23:10Whose instincts
23:11Are to turn everything up
23:12To an 11
23:12I am curious to see
23:14How you handle something
23:15That requires
23:17Nuance
23:17And delicacy
23:26Hey
23:27How long has she been awake?
23:29A couple minutes
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure
23:38What's the worst mistake
23:39I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition
23:43You versus her
23:44You guys are on the same side
23:45Yes, ma'am
23:46Got it
23:47Thanks
23:52Philly
23:53I'm Officer Penn
23:54This is Detective Harper
23:55We brought you in
23:57Yeah, I remember
23:59Josefa
24:00No one will tell me
24:03I'm sorry, but
24:04She didn't survive the surgery
24:06She had lost too much blood
24:11No
24:13No
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her
24:18Our guns weren't real
24:19But they look real
24:20People are terrified
24:24It's not fair
24:25She only did it because of me
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history
24:34It's spotless
24:35I couldn't even dream
24:36Of getting into Stafford
24:39Be grateful
24:41You want to know
24:42Why we robbed that bank?
24:45I am $200,000 in debt
24:48And that's after spending
24:49The last three years
24:50Trying to pay off the loan
24:51It's higher now
24:52Than it was when I started
24:54What hope did we have
24:56At a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs
24:59Just to barely stay above water
25:02Listen, I get it
25:04I lived in my car
25:05Until a few months ago
25:06Debt is no joke
25:07And it could impact
25:08How the DA's office
25:10Decides to prosecute you
25:13But if you want any hope
25:14Or leniency
25:14Any
25:16You need to tell us
25:17Who your other partner was
25:18In the robbery
25:18It was just me and Ava
25:20We know that there was
25:21A third person that got away
25:22We're gonna find them eventually
25:24But you have an opportunity
25:25To help yourself here
25:26I strongly urge you
25:28Take it
25:29I don't deserve help
25:32Dave is dead because of me
25:40Hey
25:41What are you doing here?
25:43Hey, uh
25:43Dropout guys made me drive them
25:44Something about a lineup?
25:45Right, but
25:47They left
25:48Are you
25:50Kidding?
25:50That's why Sam asked for the
25:52Minivan keys
25:53Okay
25:53Sorry
25:54Can your mom pick you up?
25:55Yeah, I can call her
25:57Did they help you at all
25:58With the lunch?
25:59No
25:59Stupid question
26:00Those guys would have
26:01Gone down with the Titanic
26:02Because they were too busy
26:03Making fun of the orchestra
26:04To get on a lifeboat
26:06Look, don't take this the wrong way
26:07But why do you work
26:09With those guys?
26:10They pay me surprisingly well
26:11Uh, Nolan
26:13Sorry
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah, I can be
26:15I'll see you later
26:16Yep
26:18So, Greg just called
26:19Uh, Luna is currently glued
26:21To a couple
26:22Who appears to be
26:23Manufacturing and selling
26:24Ghost guns
26:25The judge just signed off
26:26On a warrant for us
26:27To go inside
26:27And take a look at their house
26:28While they remain glued to Luna
26:30That's gonna have to be
26:31Our secondary assignment
26:32Identifying the adhesive
26:33They've been using
26:34To assemble the ghost guns
26:35So we can get them
26:36All separated
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson
26:41Neither of them
26:42Have a criminal record
26:43But at one point or another
26:44They've both filed
26:45Restraining orders
26:46Against each other
26:47I checked out their social media
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts
26:49Obviously in a toxic relationship
26:51Who share an inability
26:52To think things through
26:53Wow
26:54Yeah
26:54Today is an odd one
26:56Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain
26:59Not without crying
27:00Mares
27:01We're on the move
27:01Coming
27:03I, uh, let Mark White go
27:05His girlfriend corroborated
27:07His story of him
27:08Losing his wallet yesterday
27:09And he was very understanding
27:11About our confusion
27:12And happy to get his wallet
27:13Back once we had it
27:14Fingerprinted
27:14Hmm
27:15Yeah
27:15Hey, uh, you wanna write with me?
27:17Ooh
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:28I don't know
27:28I don't think so
27:30I don't have much confidence
27:32That even if he does
27:33It'll make things better
27:34Mm-hmm
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it
27:37Thanks
27:42Oh
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh, let's back up a little
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff
27:59Out of that greenhouse
28:00Around the corner
28:05And by stuff you mean guns?
28:07Among other things
28:08So do we wanna go right at them
28:10Or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both
28:35On the ground
28:37Step away from the van
28:38On the ground
28:40Arms and legs spread
28:44That could not have worked out better
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive
28:52Ooh, I wouldn't touch that
28:54Good idea
28:55Hey, guys, I got this out here
28:57Go inside, clear the house
29:00Nolan sent a photo of the glue
29:02Thank God
29:03Oh, did he, uh
29:04Did he see anything else
29:05While he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got the exact epoxy
29:10That he used
29:11Great
29:16Um, by the way
29:19Earlier in the day
29:20I found these in the bathroom
29:22You wouldn't happen to know
29:23Who they belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, I've been looking
29:25Everywhere for these
29:26What would you say
29:27What would you say you found them?
29:27Um, I found the hole
29:38Finley!
29:38Grandpa!
29:39Finley!
29:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry
29:41You can't go there
29:42You can't go in there
29:43The hell I can't
29:44You're gonna have to shoot me
29:45You need to stop me
29:45Hey, ma'am, ma'am
29:46Hold on one second
29:47Your granddaughter has been arrested
29:49For a very serious crime
29:50My granddaughter has also been shot
29:52And I am the only family she's got
29:54So you are gonna let me into that room
29:56Yes, ma'am
29:57We can do that
29:58But I need you to do something for me
30:00Finley can help herself
30:01By telling us the truth
30:02About what happened
30:03Finley needs a lawyer
30:04I've got one on the way
30:06Now let me see her
30:08Of course
30:08But Detective Harper
30:09Is gonna pat you down
30:10And hold on to your purse
30:12Whatever
30:13Arms up
30:30Ava's dead
30:34Oh, baby
30:36I'm so sorry
30:38I'm so sorry
30:40What's going on?
30:41Uh, Finley's grandma just got here
30:44Great
30:45I don't need to make a separate trip
30:46When the feds finished processing
30:47The prints from the bank
30:48One set stood out
30:50Although
30:50The last bank she robbed
30:52Was in 1983
30:53Get out
30:54Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah
30:56She did a nickel for it
30:57Got out
30:58Never robbed another bank
31:00Until today
31:05Maeve
31:11It's all my fault
31:13They did everything right in life
31:15And still
31:16They were struggling so much
31:19It wasn't right
31:22Put your hands behind me
31:24No, please
31:26No
31:28It wasn't right
31:37Finally
31:37So much better
31:41All right
31:43Good news is that you're free
31:45And this is the bad news
31:48All right
31:48If you could just turn around
31:51Turn around
31:52Hands on your head
31:58Hands behind your back
32:03Huh
32:03Must have missed some
32:05Bruh
32:12Hey
32:13Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah
32:16She's busy
32:16Said she'd get me when she's free
32:18She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait
32:21Okay
32:21What about your dad?
32:22Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency
32:24Right
32:25Well, I just finished with an arrest
32:27So I can give you a ride home
32:29Great
32:30Can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:33No
32:33But I'll let you use the radio
32:34To tell dispatch
32:35She has a sexy voice
32:36Really?
32:37No
32:40Is that your mom?
32:41No, it's Sam
32:42Where's our equipment?
32:44You weren't supposed to steal it for real
32:45I'm not paying you unless you bring it back
32:49Second text
32:50Ha ha, whoops
32:51Sorry
32:51That message wasn't for you
32:53Please don't share it with anyone
32:54Prayer hands emoji
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes
33:02But he only does entertainment law
33:04That's not gonna help you
33:06Look, not only did you make false statements to police
33:09Which is punishable by up to six months in prison
33:12But you also endangered yourself and your employees
33:15Look, I am so sorry
33:17We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time
33:20I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers
33:23That they were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery
33:26And then return all of our stuff a few hours later
33:27I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers
33:35And then I was too embarrassed to say anything
33:38And now I fully realize the error of my ways
33:41Which is great
33:43But it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press charges
33:47I can't go to jail
33:48I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp
33:50Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you
33:55I'm assuming you have names and numbers
33:57I have their Venmos
33:59Let's start with that
34:00Okay
34:02Robber 88
34:03Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming
34:20All right
34:21What a way to end shift
34:22As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow
34:25I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early
34:28That's great
34:28That's great
34:28Hey, did you call your mother?
34:32I'm gonna
34:33Yeah, don't we have her
34:34Right behind you
34:39I'm sorry
34:41I think I just need to get some closure
34:43That's okay
34:45Why don't we clock out and talk about it at Iowa?
34:48Okay
34:49I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep
34:55Sounds nice
34:56Sounds nice
34:59Are you okay?
35:06I thought I could broach this in one delicate way, but after the day we had
35:12I think it's better just to come out and say it
35:17Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you of anything
35:26But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car
35:36That's one more truth
35:41First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us
35:45Second of all
35:48I do feel something for him
35:54I wasn't looking for it
35:56In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else
36:00But this past year, the world has opened up for me
36:05I finished school, I got this job
36:07You've met another man
36:09It is not that simple
36:11Am I attracted to him?
36:14Yes
36:15But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it
36:17Doesn't mean you weren't
36:18Otherwise you would have said that
36:20Wait, please
36:21I'm trying to be honest
36:24And I'm making a mess of it
36:26Because I don't
36:27I don't really know how I feel
36:29If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver
36:33There's a good chance
36:34I would have worked through all of this without you ever knowing
36:36I do know
36:40It's breaking my heart
36:48So what you need to tell me
36:51Is that whatever it is you feel
36:53For this man
36:56It's over
36:58As of now
37:02And your hesitation gives me my answer
37:04Here, take this
37:05Wait
37:06I need to take a walk
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know
37:19So, officially end of shift
37:21Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear your thoughts first
37:28Okay
37:28Well, I think I made some real progress today
37:31Even though it wasn't close to perfect
37:33Stop
37:34You do know not everything is about you, right?
37:36I don't want to hear your own self-analysis
37:39I want to hear what you thought about me
37:40You're a rookie
37:41Oh
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46Alright
37:48I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:51You have natural instincts
37:53Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over
37:55I appreciate that you don't
37:58Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance
38:00Even when you think you might know better
38:02When you most definitely do know better
38:06It's admirable
38:09Okay, thanks
38:11Now it's your turn, right?
38:14So, what does that mean?
38:16Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow
38:26Happy birthday!
38:28Woo!
38:28We wanted to do something special
38:30To celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:33You guys
38:34You
38:35You are terrible
38:37Wonderful people
38:38And I love you
38:40We love you too
38:41And you're going to get through this
38:42Thank you
38:43Wow, you guys really did not have to do this
38:45But
38:46I am glad that you did
38:48It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate
38:50To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind
38:53I only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama
38:56And I am still kind of mad at you for that
38:58Me too
38:58And so is Wesley
39:01Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations
39:03That there are some sort of sustenance
39:06And possible adult beverages
39:07I'm on it
39:08Thank you guys for being here
39:11But just to clarify
39:12I do want to be in my bed in an hour
39:15Oh yeah, we'll be long on
39:17Yeah
39:19Okay
39:20Okay
39:21All right, Mom
39:22Bye
39:24I did it?
39:25It is handled
39:27That took too long to have been easy
39:30Is she okay?
39:31Are you okay?
39:32Yeah, no, I'm great
39:33Okay
39:34It actually went a lot easier than I expected
39:36She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
39:39And acknowledged that she can get overexcited
39:42Doesn't blame you or me
39:43Just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone
39:47Wow
39:48Okay, it sounds like it went great
39:50Yeah
39:51Well, what took so long, Mom?
39:53We started talking about a lot of other stuff
39:55Like what?
39:56Nosey
39:57Come on, if you want to tell me
39:59Um, work
40:02Childhood memories
40:04You
40:05It was nice
40:07Yeah
40:08I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on
40:11Yeah
40:12Yeah, what she did
40:13She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market
40:15Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda
40:17Who, uh, has been acting like
40:19And this is in my mother's words
40:21A shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press
40:24Yeah, I heard about Linda
40:25And honestly, I agree with your mother
40:27She has to go
40:27How'd you hear about that?
40:29That was not on the group chat
40:32Nope
40:34I
40:35I'm
40:37I am on a separate group thread
40:39With just your mom and Jenny
40:41You are unbelievable
40:42Wait, no, stop
40:43To be fair, I did not start that one
40:45Jenny did
40:46But now I have two of my main sources
40:48For vintage Tim photos in the same place
40:50So that's very nice for me
40:51Oh, God
40:52Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too?
40:54No
40:54No
40:54But if you have that powder blue prom suit
40:59Lying around, that would be nice
41:01Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere
41:03Wow
41:15Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom
41:21I thought you couldn't be over another week
41:23I moved some things around
41:25Are you naked under there?
41:26One hundred percent
41:27With the caveat that I have to go back in thirty-six hours
41:31We can get a lockdown in thirty-six hours
41:33We can
41:38Just one
41:40Yes, sir, is everything all right?
41:42No
41:44Luna and I are in a bad place
41:49I don't
41:50I don't know what our future looks like
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long
41:58Sounds like you need some company
42:00I'll be right there
42:01Thanks
42:04Maybe not right there
42:06Hey, John
42:07He won't be any more sad in forty minutes than he would have been in twenty
42:10This is true
42:14I tried
42:15I tried
42:19He won't be any more sad in forty minutes than he would have been in twenty-six hours
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:31I tried
42:49Damn it.
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