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00:00This is how you do it in the day
00:03On the flip side, still fits
00:06I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again
00:10There he is
00:12Welcome back
00:13Thank you sir
00:14Happy to be here
00:15Ready to ace my second chance
00:17It's just all the long sleeves necessary
00:20You fell as far as you could without getting bounced
00:24You have to earn your way back to short sleeves
00:26I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol
00:31For a little while
00:33So, what's happening? Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:39It's not really my call to make
00:41But you know the answer
00:43I should really let time tell you
00:45But you won't
00:46Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse
00:50So, spill it
00:53I'm just the messenger
00:54I don't understand
00:56No, you won't be riding with me anymore
00:57Then who?
00:58You're gonna be training Penn
01:00Are you kidding?
01:01Not only do I have to go back into the suck
01:03That is uniformed police work
01:05Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day for the
01:09next six months
01:10I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr.
01:15Rogers
01:16I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons
01:21Yes
01:22Yes
01:23Yes
01:34and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today
01:37Hey, he said those actual words.
01:40Yes.
01:40Even though last time it took him over a week to order the parts.
01:43Hey, I put the fear of God in.
01:46Okay, he'll be done by fire.
01:48Luna, my savior, room 314 is imploding.
01:52Of course it is.
01:53I knew we were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
01:58I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the rest of them.
02:01I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:04I don't think we've met.
02:06Right.
02:07Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.
02:10Nice to meet you.
02:10Good to meet you.
02:11I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:13I just started a couple months ago.
02:14Spent the last five years working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:17Noble.
02:18It's nothing compared to what you do every day.
02:21I'm doing assessments.
02:22The 314 asked for me, telling him I got carried off by a twister.
02:28Um, nice guy.
02:30He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:33Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in,
02:36which you should probably go do now
02:37or else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today.
02:40Yeah.
03:14Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts
03:16on how to train Miles going forward.
03:17Deepum, you both had your chance.
03:19Nyla.
03:19What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:21He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:23That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:26And now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets
03:28so scared to make a mistake that he will panic freeze
03:31the second the adrenaline hits.
03:33So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:39I think she's got it handled.
03:45Morning.
03:46What?
03:48I said good morning.
03:49Did you mean to get off here?
03:51Um, no.
03:53Taskforce floor.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:54I'm just a little distracted.
03:56Everything okay?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Yeah.
03:59I don't know.
04:03I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:07That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:09No, of course not.
04:11I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Yeah.
04:15Just, um, you ever just...
04:19Never mind.
04:21Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.
04:25The first is talk to your wife.
04:28Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:30The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:34I highly recommend the first.
04:46Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:49Your mom.
04:50Now what did she do?
04:51Well, have you not been following our group chat?
04:54No.
04:55I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
04:57Tim.
04:58I know I have a problem with communication.
04:59This is not funny.
05:00Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour, and you're being radio silent, so I have
05:05to answer.
05:06No, you really don't.
05:08What?
05:08You don't.
05:09It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:11In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry
05:15pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:20So you are following the thread.
05:23I may have seen one or two.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26I'll text her, okay?
05:27It's not your way to carry.
05:28She's my mom.
05:30Okay.
05:31Yeah.
05:32I'll ask.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:40Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:42I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:45You want your nickname to be Askisser?
05:47No, ma'am.
05:47Then rethink your approach.
05:49Yes, ma'am.
05:54So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
05:57Learn from my mistakes.
05:58Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:01So play it safe.
06:04I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:06What am I supposed to do?
06:18Okay.
06:19So here's how today is going to go.
06:22You are the T.O.
06:24I am the rookie.
06:25I don't understand.
06:26You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on every
06:30call
06:30we get.
06:31And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:35Yes, ma'am.
06:37Or should I say boot?
06:39I'm just going to stick with metal.
06:41Okay.
06:44Well, this is nice.
06:45Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:49You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:53No, no, not that I have one.
06:56Like a freak flag.
06:57Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:00Uh-huh.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Don't worry.
07:02There's freak rent safe with me.
07:04Wait, what?
07:05Oh, I see.
07:06No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rents.
07:097-1-15-2-11 at 4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:13Copy that.
07:14Show us responding.
07:15Hit it, super freak.
07:41Police!
07:42Police!
07:46Police!
07:59Police!
08:00Is it over?
08:02Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:06We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:09stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
08:12Okay, filming what?
08:13Minion erotica.
08:14Zach, not the tie.
08:15Sorry, it's called Dropout TV.
08:17We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:20I own the company.
08:21Oh, there he goes.
08:21He owns the place.
08:22He owns the place.
08:23There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:25Jacob.
08:26I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:28Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:30Doubtful.
08:30Sorry.
08:31No.
08:31Sorry.
08:32We won't.
08:33Right.
08:33I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:38And you can put your hands down.
08:41Oh, thank God.
08:41Oh.
08:42All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:44Wow.
08:45Okay, yeah.
08:46I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:50Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:52Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
08:56the crime occurred.
08:56Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
08:58You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:00I could have committed the crime.
09:01I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:03Were you?
09:04I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:05Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:07I did the crime.
09:07No, I didn't.
09:08I'm panicking.
09:08I'm panicking.
09:09Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:11I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:14My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:16Killed.
09:16Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:20Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like,
09:23Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:26I'm here to rob your place.
09:27Or maybe he was an Appalachian hairbilly with a sinus infection.
09:32I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:36No.
09:36Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:40Like, which version is funnier?
09:41A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:45Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:49And don't answer yet.
09:50I have to show you.
09:51Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who has really bad anxiety.
09:56I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:00Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:02The suspect's license plate?
10:03No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:05Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:07Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:10And then I start a dropout TV.
10:11What was your question again?
10:14Hey, hi.
10:15I don't know how helpful this is,
10:16but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:18when they were robbing the control room.
10:19Wait, I know you.
10:20No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:22Dax, Dan.
10:23Dax, but close enough.
10:25He let you use the drone?
10:26He straight up told me no.
10:28Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard
10:30doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:32Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:34We had an HR meeting?
10:35I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:38I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:40Yeah, uh, that didn't work out,
10:41so we moved to L.A.
10:43My mom always wanted to be a hand model,
10:44which is going as well as you would expect.
10:46So I got a part-time job with these lunatics.
10:49Lovely people.
10:50Well, uh, I wait to graduate high school.
10:51For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:54Assault and for public nudity.
10:56At the same time, what would that look like?
10:58I've been thinking about it.
10:59I feel like if someone were to do that...
11:01All right, we're going to go pick him up,
11:03and we'll be in touch.
11:06Lots of luck.
11:13Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:20Why'd you do that?
11:23Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer
11:25would listen to a police scanner
11:26and not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:29Yes.
11:30When evaluating a rookie,
11:32a training officer wants to see how they respond
11:34to different scenarios with a rookie
11:36who is looking to get into trouble,
11:38the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:41Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.
11:44He's shooting!
11:45Watch out, he's running!
11:46The flip pursuit heading east on Benedict!
11:48Add us to that call.
11:49Mm.
11:53Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
11:56Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
11:59A shots fired call means that every available unit
12:02in the area will respond.
12:04As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action
12:07and be tasked with looking for shell casings
12:09in the hot sun for the next five hours.
12:12Right.
12:13I mean, uh, good answer.
12:16Let's look for a closer call.
12:18All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:202-11 in progress.
12:22Bank robbery?
12:22Hot damn, we're taking that one, right?
12:23Yes, sir.
12:25Although...
12:25Although what?
12:26A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie
12:29that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:32And given our proximity and the units that are closer,
12:34it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:38possible escape route and intercept.
12:41In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:45Smart.
12:45So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:48They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange
12:51and try to get lost in the chaos off Los Angeles traffic.
12:54Which means that they would have to drive up?
12:56Georgia Street.
12:56Georgia Street.
12:59Georgia Street.
13:01Georgia Street.
13:09Georgia Street.
13:10Georgia Street.
13:11Georgia Street.
13:14Hey, show me your eyes.
13:19Please.
13:23Please, help.
13:24I think she's dying.
13:28I think she's dying.
13:35Here we have two GSW victims.
13:38Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:40Now worstly descended and firm.
13:42Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat.
13:44I'll stay with them.
13:45Sounds right. You investigating this one?
13:47No, we are.
13:49That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
13:52I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:54You're still a detective, but I get your point.
13:57Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:00No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:02Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:05Their robber disappeared when the shooting started,
14:07must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:09then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:11We're pulling security footage now.
14:12Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:16How's your rookie?
14:18Hmm, right. Oh, yeah.
14:20You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:22What? I was looking forward to it.
14:24He's not the only one being evaluated, Naila.
14:26You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:28Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
14:30and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:37Oh, Lieutenant.
14:38Hey, um, you all right?
14:40I mean, other than uniform.
14:42Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:44Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:47You here to see Luna?
14:48Yeah, I'm on. Take her out to lunch.
14:50Oh, that's sweet.
14:52Oh, yeah. Excuse me.
15:01Luna.
15:03Hey, what are you doing here?
15:05Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?
15:07Oh, that's so sweet.
15:08But Oliver is about to do his assessments,
15:11and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:14You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
15:17than a normal person wants to see in a day.
15:19You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:22Good point.
15:24I shouldn't be too late.
15:26Why don't we go to dinner?
15:28I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:29I can keep it.
15:31Yes.
15:32All right, good.
15:33It really was sweet.
15:34You came to take me to lunch.
15:37Um, look, Luna, um...
15:41Hey, we need help.
15:42Let me guess.
15:43You're glued together.
15:44You say that like it happens a lot?
15:46More than you know.
15:48Did you drive here like that?
15:49Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:51Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
15:55that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
15:59No, no, no, no.
16:01She was just caressing my face.
16:04Why you choked her?
16:06Not all choking is non-consensual.
16:09I'm going to go get the doctor.
16:11Wait, wait.
16:13Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:16I wish that we could.
16:46Why can't you just come in here?
16:47Because I'm mad at you.
16:49It's not enough that I have a busy day.
16:50I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:53I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:54By telling her to not contact me?
16:56I want to have a relationship with your mother,
16:59but not whatever this has become.
17:01All right, I'll text her.
17:02No, hey, come on, please.
17:04Call her today, okay?
17:06An actual human conversation.
17:09Okay.
17:12I hate her.
17:16I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:20How convenient timing,
17:21given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:25Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:27The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:31You show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:34The sheer amount of things happening on a single day,
17:37number in the sextillions.
17:39Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:41No, it's not.
17:42A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:44And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people,
17:48I'm probably way underestimating.
17:52No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:54There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
17:57It's over 1 per billion per person.
18:01So given that scale,
18:02me losing a wallet,
18:04a criminal picking it up,
18:05and then dropping it at a crime scene
18:06isn't unlikely.
18:08Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:10Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup
18:11and see if the victims can identify you.
18:14That's fair.
18:16How many of that quintillion?
18:19A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:22Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:24There's 53,000 species.
18:26They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:28I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:30Not today, though, right?
18:31No.
18:32Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:43Hmm.
18:43It's just like the movies.
18:45With as much diversity.
18:47Check, test.
18:49All right.
18:50We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:52The person or persons involved in the robbery
18:54may or may not be among them.
18:57Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually
18:59if you recognize anyone.
19:01But do not compare notes
19:03and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:06Do you understand?
19:06Yes, Daddy.
19:10Okay, the guy that's number one
19:11looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself
19:13in the third person,
19:14and he probably kisses his immediate family on the note.
19:17Smoochie!
19:18Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like,
19:20hey, I'm Chad.
19:21I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club,
19:24and I don't understand why my Native American Halloween
19:26cost him so offensive.
19:27Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights
19:29chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:31Stop drinking a load
19:32if your two snakes are in the house.
19:34Okay, guys, let's try to focus.
19:36I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:37Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:40Well, they were all wearing masks,
19:42but these guys are the same basic size.
19:44You know, I feel like I might recognize
19:46the guy's voice that yelled at us?
19:48Yeah.
19:50Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:55Shut up and get on the ground.
19:57Okay.
19:57I'm unimpressed with the performance.
19:58Could use a little more pizzazz.
20:00I don't want to give a line read,
20:01but there's like a hundred guys in L.A.
20:02that could do a better job than that.
20:04So, question,
20:05can you just sort of make them say
20:06whatever you want?
20:07No, they're only going to say
20:08what was said at the robbery.
20:11You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:13Contestant number one,
20:14can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech
20:15from The Fugitive?
20:16No, contestant number one.
20:18Suspect number one,
20:19you do not have to do that.
20:20I would like it if you did.
20:21I would like it if you did.
20:22I'll do it.
20:23Yes.
20:24I love The Fugitive.
20:27Floor's all yours.
20:29What I want out of each and every one of you
20:31is a hard target search
20:32of every gas station,
20:34residence,
20:35warehouse,
20:37farmhouse,
20:37henhouse,
20:38outhouse,
20:39and doghouse in that area.
20:41He's really good.
20:42That's really good.
20:43Bravo.
20:47Can we see a chemistry read
20:48between four and two?
20:49Okay, okay, okay.
20:51Do you recognize
20:52any of these individuals
20:53from the robbery?
20:54I mean,
20:54if we say yes,
20:55can we get them
20:56to say more weird stuff?
20:57No.
20:57Can we make them kiss?
20:58Ooh, can we make them kiss?
20:59Can we see a kiss
21:00between four and two?
21:01That would equal six.
21:02Ooh.
21:05It's odd.
21:06Super glue usually comes off
21:07with a bit of acetone.
21:08Do you remember the brand you used?
21:09Nope.
21:09Yes.
21:12I think it was like
21:13an acetone-resistant blend.
21:17Heavy-duty stuff.
21:18Yeah.
21:18I can't really remember
21:20the exact name.
21:21Well, surgery is a last resort,
21:22but without identifying
21:23the exact adhesive you use,
21:25I'm not sure how else to proceed.
21:26Can someone go by your house
21:28and get it?
21:28Uh, no.
21:30Not really.
21:31I'm happy to do it.
21:31Give me your address.
21:32No, that's not necessary.
21:34It's super nice, though.
21:35Oh, my God, the nicest.
21:36Um, but we just,
21:37we couldn't ask that of you.
21:38Listen up.
21:39You are glued to my wife.
21:41The only person
21:42I'm supposed to touch her
21:43this long is me.
21:44So give me your address.
21:46Unless there's something
21:47at your house
21:48you don't want me to see.
21:51Something that has to do
21:52with this, perhaps?
21:53Uh, I swear,
21:55I don't know what that is.
21:56It's a firing pin
21:57for a handgun.
21:58Oh, my God.
21:59Crazy.
22:00The question is,
22:01why are the two of you
22:02covered with them?
22:09So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:10We should be able
22:11to talk to her soon,
22:12but the, uh,
22:13the girlfriend, Ava,
22:14she died on the table.
22:16Damn.
22:17Hard way to learn
22:18not to rob a bank
22:19with the former Green Beret
22:20working as a security guard.
22:22Yeah.
22:23Hey, as my rookie,
22:25shouldn't you be doing
22:25the paperwork?
22:29Yeah.
22:30Had to give it a shot.
22:30Mm-hmm.
22:31All right, I requested
22:32an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:34We should get back out on patrol.
22:35Actually, we have been asked
22:36to take a first run
22:37at interviewing Finley.
22:39Lopez is tied up
22:40with the feds
22:40combing through Bankfoot
22:41and trying to figure out
22:42how the third robber escaped.
22:44And as our former partner,
22:46future partner,
22:48yeah, um,
22:49she trusts your detective skills.
22:50Exactly.
22:51And unfortunately for you,
22:53I still need my T.O.
22:54to show me how it's done.
22:57Not to break
22:57the fourth wall here,
22:58but you're a literal expert
23:00at interrogating suspects,
23:01and I'm not.
23:03The only way to become
23:05an expert
23:06is to do the work.
23:07And as someone
23:08whose instincts
23:09are to turn everything
23:10up to an 11,
23:11I am curious to see
23:12how you handle something
23:13that requires nuance
23:15and delicacy.
23:24Hey.
23:25Hey.
23:25How long's she been awake?
23:27A couple minutes.
23:28Anyone tell her
23:29about her partner?
23:29I know I didn't.
23:33Can I ask you one question?
23:34Sure.
23:36What's the worst mistake
23:37I can make in that?
23:39Don't make it a competition.
23:41You versus her.
23:42You guys are on the same side.
23:44Yes, ma'am.
23:45Got it.
23:45Thanks.
23:50Finley,
23:51I'm Officer Penn.
23:52This is Detective Harper.
23:54We brought you in.
23:55Yeah, I remember.
23:57Josefa,
23:58no one will tell me.
24:01I'm sorry,
24:02but she didn't survive
24:03the surgery.
24:04She had lost too much blood.
24:09No.
24:11No.
24:12Why did he have to shoot her?
24:14He didn't have to shoot her.
24:16Our guns weren't real.
24:17But they looked real.
24:19People were terrified.
24:22That's not fair.
24:23She only did it
24:24because of me.
24:29Why?
24:30I've seen your history.
24:32It's spotless.
24:33I couldn't even dream
24:34of getting into Stanford.
24:37Be grateful.
24:39You want to know
24:40why we robbed that bank?
24:43I am $200,000 in debt,
24:45and that's after spending
24:47the last three years
24:48trying to pay off the loan.
24:49It's higher now
24:50than it was when I started.
24:52What hope did we have
24:54at a happy life together,
24:56working two jobs
24:57just to barely stay above water?
25:00Listen, I get it.
25:02I lived in my car
25:03until a few months ago.
25:04Debt is no joke,
25:06and it could impact
25:07how the DA's office
25:08decides to prosecute you.
25:11But if you want
25:12any hope of leniency,
25:13any,
25:14you need to tell us
25:15who your other partner
25:16was in the robbery.
25:17It was just me and Ava.
25:18We know that there was
25:19a third person that got away.
25:20We're going to find
25:21them eventually.
25:22But you have an opportunity
25:23to help yourself here.
25:24I strongly urge you take it.
25:27I don't deserve help.
25:30Dave is dead because of me.
25:39Hey.
25:39What are you doing here?
25:41Hey, uh,
25:41dropout guys made me drive them.
25:42Something about a lineup?
25:43Right, but
25:45they left.
25:46Are you kidding?
25:48That's why Sam asked
25:49for the minivan keys.
25:51Okay.
25:51Sorry.
25:52Can your mom pick you up?
25:53Yeah, I can call her.
25:55Did they help you at all
25:56with the lunch?
25:57No?
25:58Stupid question.
25:58Those guys would have
25:59gone down with the Titanic
26:01because they were too busy
26:01making fun of the orchestra
26:02to get on a lifeboat.
26:04Look, don't take this
26:05the wrong way,
26:05but why do you work
26:07with those guys?
26:08They pay me surprisingly well.
26:10Uh, Nolan,
26:11sorry.
26:12Are you free?
26:12Yeah, I can be.
26:13I'll see you later?
26:14Yep.
26:15All right.
26:16So, Greg just called.
26:17Uh, Luna is currently glued
26:19to a couple who appears
26:21to be manufacturing
26:22and selling ghost guns.
26:23The judge just signed off
26:24on a warrant for us
26:25to go inside
26:25and take a look at their house.
26:26While they remain glued to Luna?
26:28That's gonna have to be
26:29our secondary assignment,
26:30identifying the adhesive
26:31they've been using
26:32to assemble the ghost guns
26:33so we can get them
26:34all separated.
26:35And who are these people?
26:36Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:39Neither of them
26:40have a criminal record,
26:41but at one point or another
26:43they've both filed
26:43restraining orders
26:44against each other.
26:45I checked out
26:45their social media.
26:46They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:47obviously in a toxic relationship
26:49who share an inability
26:50to think things through.
26:51Wow.
26:52Yeah.
26:52Today is an odd one.
26:54Right?
26:54Wait, why?
26:55What's going on with you?
26:56I can't even explain,
26:57not without crying.
26:58Juarez, we're on the move.
27:00Coming.
27:01I, uh, let Mark White go.
27:03His girlfriend corroborated
27:05his story of him
27:06losing his wallet yesterday
27:07and he was very understanding
27:09about our confusion
27:10and happy to get his wallet back
27:11once we had it fingerprinted.
27:13Hmm.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Hey, uh, you wanna write with me?
27:15Ooh.
27:16Can I?
27:18Traitor.
27:19Yes.
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:27I don't know.
27:29I don't think so.
27:30I don't have much confidence
27:32that even if he does,
27:33it'll make things better.
27:34Hmm.
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:38It's...
27:42Oh.
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh, let's back up a little.
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff
27:59out of that greenhouse
28:00around the corner.
28:05And by stuff, you mean guns?
28:07Among other things.
28:08So do we wanna go right at them
28:10or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both.
28:35On the ground, step away from the van.
28:38On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not have worked out better.
28:45That could not have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive.
28:52Ooh, I wouldn't touch that.
28:54Good idea.
28:55Hey, guys, I got this out here.
28:57Go inside, clear the house.
29:00Nolan sent a photo of the glue.
29:01Thank God.
29:03Oh, did he, uh, did he see anything else
29:05while he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got the exact epoxy
29:10that he used.
29:11Great.
29:18Um, by the way, earlier in the day,
29:20I found these in the bathroom.
29:21You wouldn't happen to know
29:22who they belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:24I've been looking everywhere for these.
29:26Where'd you say you found them?
29:27Um, I don't know.
29:28Oh.
29:37Finley!
29:38Grandpa!
29:39Finley!
29:40I'm sorry.
29:40I'm sorry.
29:41You can't go in there.
29:42You can't go in there.
29:43The hell I can't.
29:43You're going to have to shoot me to stop me.
29:45Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second.
29:47Your granddaughter has been arrested
29:49for a very serious crime.
29:50My granddaughter has also been shot.
29:52And I am the only family she's got,
29:54so you are going to let me into that room.
29:55Yes, ma'am, we can do that.
29:58But I need you to do something for me.
30:00Finley can help herself
30:01by telling us the truth about what happened.
30:03Finley needs a lawyer.
30:05I've got one on the way.
30:06Now let me see her!
30:08Of course.
30:08But Detective Harper is going to pat you down
30:10and hold on to your purse.
30:12Whatever.
30:13Arms up.
30:21Oh.
30:30Ava's dead.
30:32What?
30:35Oh, baby.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:39I'm so sorry.
30:40What's going on?
30:41Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.
30:44Great.
30:44I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:46When the feds finished processing the prints
30:48from the bank, one set stood out.
30:50Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
30:53Get out.
30:54Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
30:57Got out and never robbed another bank.
30:59Until today.
31:04Maeve.
31:11It's all my fault.
31:12They did everything right in life.
31:15And still, they were struggling so much.
31:19It wasn't right.
31:22Put your hands behind the back.
31:23No, please.
31:25No.
31:28It wasn't right.
31:31No.
31:38Finally.
31:39So much better.
31:40Oh.
31:42All right.
31:44Good news is that you're free.
31:46And this is the bad news.
31:49All right.
31:50If you could just turn around.
31:52Turn around.
31:53Hands on your head.
31:59Hands behind your back.
32:04Must have missed something.
32:06Bruh.
32:13Hey.
32:15Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:17Yeah, she's busy.
32:18Said she'd get me when she's free.
32:19She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
32:22Okay.
32:22What about your dad?
32:23Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency.
32:26Right.
32:26Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home.
32:30Great.
32:32Can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:34No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:38Really?
32:38No.
32:41Is that your mom?
32:42No, it's Sam.
32:44Where is our equipment?
32:45You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:47I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:50Second text.
32:51Ha ha, whoops, sorry.
32:53That message wasn't for you.
32:54Please don't share it with anyone.
32:56Fryer hands emoji.
32:58Do I need a lawyer?
33:00That is your right.
33:01Do you have one?
33:02Yes.
33:03But he only does entertainment law.
33:06That's not going to help you.
33:08Look, not only did you make false statements to police, which is punishable by up to six
33:12months in prison, but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
33:17Look, I am so sorry.
33:18We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
33:21I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
33:24They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return all of
33:28our stuff a few hours later.
33:29I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers.
33:37And then I was too embarrassed to say anything and now I fully realize the error of my ways.
33:42Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press
33:48charges.
33:48I can't go to jail.
33:50I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
33:51Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.
33:56I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
33:59I have their Venmos.
34:00Let's start with that.
34:01Okay.
34:03Robber 88.
34:04Okay.
34:05Well, I should have seen that one coming.
34:21All right.
34:22What a way to end shift.
34:23As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:26I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.
34:29That's great.
34:30Hey, did you call your mother?
34:34I'm going to...
34:35Yeah, don't we have a...
34:35Right behind you.
34:41I'm sorry.
34:42I think I just need to get some closure.
34:45No, it's okay.
34:46Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.
34:49Okay.
34:51I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.
34:57Sounds nice.
34:58Mm-hmm.
35:01Are you okay?
35:05Um, I thought, uh, I can broach this in a more delicate way, but after the day we had,
35:14I think it's better just to come out and say it.
35:18Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:22Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:24I'm not accusing you of anything.
35:27But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car,
35:37that's one real truth.
35:42First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us.
35:47Second of all?
35:50I do feel something for him.
35:55I wasn't looking for it.
35:57In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else.
36:01But this past year, the world has opened up for me.
36:06I finished school.
36:07I got this job.
36:08You met another man.
36:10It is not that simple.
36:13Am I attracted to him?
36:15Yes.
36:16But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
36:18Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:19Otherwise, you would have said that.
36:21Wait, please.
36:23I'm...
36:24I'm trying to be honest, and I'm making a mess of it, because I don't...
36:28I don't really know how I feel.
36:30I...
36:32If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would have worked through all of this without
36:37you ever knowing.
36:38I do know.
36:41It's breaking my heart.
36:43It's just...
36:50So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, it's over as
36:59of now.
37:03And your hesitation gives me my answer.
37:05Here, take this.
37:06Wait.
37:07I need to take a walk.
37:09And then what?
37:10I don't know.
37:22So, officially end of shift.
37:24Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:28I want to hear your thoughts first.
37:30Okay.
37:31Well, I think I made some real progress today.
37:34Even though it wasn't close to perfect.
37:36Stop.
37:37You do know not everything is about you, right?
37:39I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
37:41I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.
37:45Oh.
37:46Can I not do that?
37:48All right.
37:51I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer.
37:54You have natural instincts.
37:56Though I can sometimes feel your urges take over, I appreciate that you don't.
38:00Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you think you might know
38:04better,
38:05when you most definitely do know better, it's admirable.
38:12Okay, thanks.
38:14Now it's your turn, right?
38:17Wait, so what does that mean?
38:18Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:20See you tomorrow.
38:29Happy birthday!
38:31Woo!
38:31We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
38:36You guys, you, you are terrible.
38:40Wonderful people.
38:42And I love you.
38:43We love you too, and you're going to get through this.
38:46You guys really did not have to do this, but I am glad that you did.
38:51It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
38:53To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.
38:56I only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama.
38:58And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
39:01Me too, and so is Wesley.
39:03I'm mad at you.
39:04Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of sustenance and possible adult
39:10beverages.
39:11I'm on it.
39:11Thank you guys for being here.
39:14But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour.
39:18Oh yeah, we'll be long on.
39:20Yeah.
39:22Yeah, okay.
39:24All right, Mom.
39:25Bye.
39:27I did it?
39:28It is handled.
39:30That took too long to happen easy.
39:33Is she okay?
39:34Are you okay?
39:35Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:36Okay.
39:36Actually, no, it went a lot easier than expected.
39:39She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly.
39:42And acknowledged that she can get overexcited.
39:45Doesn't blame you or me.
39:46Just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.
39:50Wow.
39:51Okay.
39:52It sounds like it went great.
39:53Yeah.
39:54Well, what took so long then?
39:56We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
39:58Like what?
39:59Nosy.
40:00Come on, tell me.
40:00If you want to tell me.
40:02Um, work, childhood memories, you, it was nice.
40:10Yeah.
40:11I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
40:14Yeah.
40:15Yeah, she did.
40:16She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.
40:18Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda, who has been acting like, and this is
40:23in my mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.
40:27Yeah.
40:27I heard about Linda, and honestly, I agree with your mother.
40:30She has to go.
40:31How'd you hear about that?
40:32That was not on the group chat.
40:35Nope.
40:38I, I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.
40:44You are unbelievable.
40:45No, stop.
40:46To be fair, I did not start that one.
40:48Jenny did.
40:49But now I have two of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place, so that's
40:53very nice for me.
40:54Oh, God.
40:55Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too?
40:56No, no.
40:57But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice.
41:03Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere.
41:06Wow.
41:07Yeah.
41:18Hello?
41:20I'm in the bedroom.
41:24I thought you couldn't be over another week.
41:26I moved some things around.
41:27Are you naked under there?
41:29100%.
41:29With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
41:34We can get a lot done in 36 hours.
41:36We can.
41:41Just one.
41:43Yes, sir.
41:44Is everything all right?
41:45No.
41:47Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:52I don't, I don't know what our future looks like.
41:56I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
42:01Sounds like you need some company.
42:03I'll be right there.
42:04Thanks.
42:07Maybe not right there.
42:09Hey, John.
42:10He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.
42:13This is your fault.
42:15This is your fault.
42:15I don't know.
42:15Oh my God.
42:17And I, this is your fault.
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