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00:00:09KONIEC
00:00:09Buy lingerie, check.
00:00:11Bikini wax, check.
00:00:13Get boyfriend, check.
00:00:14Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity
00:00:17at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:19Stop thinking about dick.
00:00:20I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:00:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity.
00:00:25It's Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:27Oh, fuck.
00:00:28It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:30Did he hear?
00:00:36Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick,
00:00:39especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:41Morning, dick.
00:00:43Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe
00:00:46with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:47You're perfect, thank you.
00:00:49Right?
00:00:49Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:52Mike, I'm sorry.
00:00:53I didn't know you were coming.
00:00:55I would have got ready.
00:00:55Oh, don't worry.
00:00:56He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:57No.
00:00:58I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:12Want coffee?
00:01:15Right, right, sorry.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28Mikey, don't laugh.
00:01:29We're so mean.
00:01:30Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:31All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:01:32I'm sorry.
00:01:33Oh, babe, you'll see you look great.
00:01:37Not bad, not bad, not bad.
00:01:45Come here.
00:01:45Come here.
00:01:46Don't worry about that.
00:01:46I do it all the time.
00:01:50Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:57Right, guy.
00:01:59See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:02:01Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:05Oh, my God.
00:02:06Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:08She's such a slut.
00:02:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13Watch this.
00:02:14Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
00:02:21like making coffee or having sex.
00:02:27Tosh, no, come on.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
00:02:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:37So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:45I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:51Brooke, is it?
00:02:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:55What?
00:02:55I literally don't even know you.
00:02:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:02:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:03:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What?
00:03:08It was just chlamydia!
00:03:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:12Sounds like she already did.
00:03:14Oh, boy.
00:03:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:43Sorry.
00:03:48Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:57He?
00:04:03A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:07This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:11Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke.
00:04:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:20My gynecologist?
00:04:38Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:42Right.
00:04:42My first time.
00:04:44Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:45Yes.
00:04:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:47Nice to meet me?
00:04:49Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:50Grind me.
00:04:51I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:54Grind me.
00:04:56Oh no, he remembers me.
00:04:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:02Yes.
00:05:03Bad asshole.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:11of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:15I will use a condom.
00:05:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:20He's not good for you.
00:05:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:05:23Nurse, can you grab me a disrespectful, please?
00:05:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:30I'm ready.
00:05:32I think I'm ready.
00:05:33Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:38so.
00:05:38You know what?
00:05:38I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:51If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:53No, it's, I like it.
00:05:54It's fine.
00:06:00Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:05It's okay.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:13Stop it.
00:06:14Stop.
00:06:15My head's cold?
00:06:16No, they're perfect.
00:06:18Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:25There are no abnormalities.
00:06:31Thank you, Luke.
00:06:33Dr. Miller.
00:06:34That wasn't so bad.
00:06:36Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:43Okay, yes.
00:06:44I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:51So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:54Alright?
00:06:55You're doing good.
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:07Alright.
00:07:09I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:13You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:07:15I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago actually.
00:07:33And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:38Duh.
00:07:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:41Amazing.
00:07:43Last thing.
00:07:44I'm gonna touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:47Alright?
00:07:50Relax for me.
00:07:50You're doing good.
00:07:52His fingers literally inside of me.
00:07:54Oh my gosh.
00:08:02I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:05Did he?
00:08:08Alright.
00:08:09He's so noticed.
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:12Everything looks good.
00:08:13No abnormalities.
00:08:15Alright?
00:08:17Be right back.
00:08:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:29I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:36Alright, so here's your breakfast.
00:08:43Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:48She's my patient.
00:08:56Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:00You are so graphic.
00:09:04Speaking of sperm...
00:09:06I assume your appointment went okay?
00:09:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:12Luke.
00:09:13Are you serious?
00:09:14You got a finger by the...
00:09:16I want to talk to you.
00:09:17Buy coffee from you?
00:09:18The Luke?
00:09:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:22So is he like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:26Shut up, Everly.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:28He's so sexy.
00:09:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:33Bye.
00:09:33Don't worry.
00:09:34Okay?
00:09:35Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:37Okay, Soph?
00:09:38Yes.
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:41Thank you.
00:09:46I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:51What do I even care?
00:09:57Yo.
00:09:58Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:00Is that...
00:10:01Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:08You're dating a nun.
00:10:09She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:11I'm calling it.
00:10:12Dude.
00:10:13She's low-key a slut.
00:10:15I just...
00:10:16Can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:20You're gonna film her?
00:10:22Dude, yo.
00:10:26Dude, you're sick.
00:10:27What if she doesn't let you hit her?
00:10:30A little bit of this...
00:10:32And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:37Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:50Hey.
00:10:50You need to pay.
00:10:55Fuck!
00:10:56My eyes!
00:10:56What the fuck?
00:10:57Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:10:59Before I call the cops.
00:11:02K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:31Nervous?
00:11:34Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:36than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:42Nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous.
00:11:45Hey.
00:11:45Don't be.
00:11:47You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:56I'm sorry.
00:11:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:59You're gonna have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:01I can't do this.
00:12:04Are you kidding me?
00:12:06I'm sorry.
00:12:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home.
00:12:20I'm not hot enough for you.
00:12:22The hell you are.
00:12:23I'm not until I get something.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:31Stop.
00:12:32Stop!
00:12:34Me!
00:12:41Zobaczcie się.
00:12:42Ktoś byli?
00:12:46Dr. Miller...
00:12:48Zobaczcie sobie.
00:12:50Zobaczcie.
00:12:50Zobaczcie.
00:12:54Zobaczcie sobie.
00:12:55Zobaczcie się.
00:12:57Zobaczcie się?
00:13:00Zobaczcie się.
00:13:00Zobaczcie się, Krampą.
00:13:01Zobaczcie się.
00:13:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:07Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:09I go to an Ivy League asshole!
00:13:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:13I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:15What? What's so funny?
00:13:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:18Since who?
00:13:19You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:25My family's the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:32Yeah, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:41Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:43It was just a joke.
00:13:44Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Hey.
00:13:50Hey, come on.
00:14:07She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:09Either way, it's not good.
00:14:17You stole me from my date?
00:14:20Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:31I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:40How much did you have to drink?
00:14:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Tell me this.
00:14:53Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:01I was at the bar.
00:15:03And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:15Wow.
00:15:17I'm an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:31And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:36a complete asshole.
00:15:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:43Sorry, Soph.
00:15:50Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:00You can have it.
00:16:08Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:10Are you hard right now?
00:16:19We're mid-argument.
00:16:21That's so wrong.
00:16:23You're drunk.
00:16:24I'm taking you home.
00:16:27What are you doing?
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:30What?
00:16:30No, I can't go home.
00:16:32My roommate's there.
00:16:33I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:44We're here.
00:16:45Here?
00:16:46Where is here?
00:16:48My place.
00:16:50You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:54If you're comfortable.
00:16:55I want to.
00:16:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:58I'm cool with that.
00:17:01But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:04Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:06Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:31You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:47How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:51I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:54Not all tight spaces.
00:17:56Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:09Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:13I'm happy.
00:18:47You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:01Wait.
00:19:02You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:10in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:12No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:16Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:18You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:23You're kind to people.
00:19:26And you're beautiful.
00:19:39Who is that?
00:19:42This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:45You have to hide right now.
00:19:48All right?
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:51Luke?
00:19:53Are you home?
00:19:58Lukey?
00:19:59Come out, come out.
00:20:01Stop playing.
00:20:03I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:05I know you're not on call.
00:20:12Don't say a word.
00:20:14There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:21Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:26She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:38What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:42I'm sleeping.
00:20:44Why don't I join you?
00:20:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:53Like what, baby?
00:20:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:57Ice cubes?
00:20:58What ice cubes?
00:20:59Like call the cops.
00:21:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:04Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:05Come on, Lukey.
00:21:07You know you love screwing me.
00:21:15I have someone new in my life.
00:21:19Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:22I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:25And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:27Then I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:29And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:32Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:34No. You can't.
00:21:35One.
00:21:38Two.
00:21:39Fine. Fine.
00:21:41I'm leaving.
00:21:43Your loss.
00:21:54Oh my god, Lu.
00:21:56Luke.
00:21:58Luke.
00:21:59Luke.
00:22:00Luke.
00:22:00Luke.
00:22:08Luke.
00:22:09Luke.
00:22:11Luke.
00:22:12To tylko jakieś booze.
00:22:13I sobiebered up, i swear.
00:22:16What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:18Uff...
00:22:21...i prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:27You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:31You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:34...take care of that little distraction.
00:22:50My virginity?
00:22:54Yup. Still intact.
00:22:58Fuck my life.
00:23:00Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:23:02Jesus! What the hell are you doing?
00:23:06I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:08Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:11What would you have me do?
00:23:13Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:15You could join me.
00:23:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:33There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:55I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:58But?
00:24:00But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:02You're my patient for one.
00:24:03In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:11Second...
00:24:12You're a virgin.
00:24:15Ouch.
00:24:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:42I'm not that guy.
00:24:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl.
00:24:51I can handle myself.
00:24:55Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:05Someone's jealous.
00:25:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:10To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:13Because it's cheap.
00:25:27Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:30Then you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:39So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:47Ready?
00:25:53What's that?
00:25:55As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:02Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:05Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:14Continue.
00:26:15You're killing me.
00:26:16So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:31Can you wait? Oh my god.
00:26:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:39co-ed like you.
00:26:41He respects you, dummy.
00:26:43Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:45I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:48All the things I'm not.
00:26:50You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:58Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No, can you just order?
00:27:19I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:27Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:31What do you want?
00:27:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:48Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:56Can you believe it?
00:27:57Sophie's evil.
00:27:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:02Slut.
00:28:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:17Of course he was never yours.
00:28:21Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:26I didn't do this.
00:28:27I swear.
00:28:28I would never.
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't.
00:28:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:35Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:38Sophie?
00:28:40I'm calling the police.
00:28:41No, I would never do this.
00:28:42Please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic too.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:52I'm a doctor.
00:29:15I'm a doctor.
00:29:18I'll just be going.
00:29:21We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:25I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:33Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:36It was for a friend.
00:29:38You liar.
00:29:38I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:40Let me go.
00:29:41I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:56Oh my God.
00:29:58You're crazy.
00:29:59You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please.
00:30:02I can explain.
00:30:03She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house.
00:30:07Stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:10I get it.
00:30:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:18Officer.
00:30:20I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:22She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:25I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop.
00:30:28Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:30You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing.
00:30:34A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:37You're better than this Luke.
00:30:40Officer.
00:30:42Take her away.
00:30:45Let's go!
00:30:48You bitch!
00:30:49You don't deserve him!
00:30:50Let's go!
00:30:53I knew she was psycho.
00:30:55You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:58Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:01I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the date.
00:31:13Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:15Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:26You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course I did.
00:31:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:41I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:56I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you...
00:32:04reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just...
00:32:14entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment? Sophie?
00:32:17If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just...
00:32:23young.
00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:30Just because you're this big hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:36I want.
00:32:42What do you want?
00:32:47You.
00:32:50Take me seriously.
00:32:54Get in the car.
00:32:56What? To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:29I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:32We're doing both.
00:33:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:40As in you have multiple?
00:33:43Wow.
00:33:45Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:53And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:33:59What the hell?
00:34:01Look, I didn't send you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:03The truth is, yes.
00:34:05My family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:27Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not.
00:34:40Hang on.
00:34:41What even am I to Luke?
00:34:49Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:52Hmm.
00:34:54Girlfriend?
00:34:55No way.
00:34:56Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:58Manners.
00:34:59Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:07What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:09Gina?
00:35:11The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:15Ouch.
00:35:18Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:21And my date to the gala.
00:35:23If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:26I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:28Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:32You ungrateful child.
00:35:38If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:40Oh, before we go.
00:35:41Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:44She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:47Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:51Thank you, Mother.
00:35:52It's good to see you.
00:35:58That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:09Your brother has lost it.
00:36:11Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:22Is your mom always so...
00:36:25Narcissistic? Psychopath?
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:29That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:33But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:38You care a lot about your patients. It's sweet.
00:36:41I do.
00:36:42Plus, the other perk is I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:46What does that mean?
00:36:58Luke, you did not.
00:37:04Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:07I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:08That's done.
00:37:09I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:11You said you want all of them.
00:37:14They're yours.
00:37:2080...
00:37:21I can't accept this. This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:24Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:29Why do you like me?
00:37:31I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:34You.
00:37:35Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:38You're cultured. Your parents host charity events.
00:37:41You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:43I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:47It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:04Of course, it's too late.
00:38:06I've already fallen for you.
00:38:10Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:16Because...
00:38:17I want it to be right.
00:38:19I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:22of you.
00:38:22Yeah.
00:38:24But take it slow.
00:38:31Even though...
00:38:33There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:37Really?
00:38:42Really?
00:39:06Come back here.
00:39:08I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:13Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:16You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:26Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:29Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:37You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:39:49Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:56That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:59He dumped my best friend?
00:40:02The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:08Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:12Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:19I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:23mistake.
00:40:23Mm-hmm.
00:40:25That's my girl.
00:40:29Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:32I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:49Holy shit.
00:40:57It's not about being pretty.
00:40:58I just...
00:40:59I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:03I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:06Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:13You're so refreshing.
00:41:16You ready?
00:41:34Wow.
00:41:35She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:37Yeah, you never said your brother's chief was so pretty.
00:41:40Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:41Shut up.
00:41:43There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:45If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:55I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:41:58This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:01Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:06Cheers.
00:42:11Girlfriend?
00:42:13Not for long.
00:42:27Good evening, everyone.
00:42:30Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:35Our first item.
00:42:40An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:49Starting big.
00:42:51Five thousand.
00:42:53Five thousand.
00:42:54Now six.
00:42:54That's why you get a six.
00:42:56Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:57That's pretty good.
00:42:58Can I get...
00:43:00You need to come quick.
00:43:01My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:03You gonna be okay?
00:43:05Go.
00:43:05Let's go.
00:43:14What is it?
00:43:15My throat.
00:43:17Over your mouth.
00:43:19Breathe.
00:43:24Sold.
00:43:25Number twelve.
00:43:26Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:27All expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:29Give him a round of applause.
00:43:30Congratulations.
00:43:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:32Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:36Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:43Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:49What a hussy.
00:43:51Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:53I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:56I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:43:58I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:03Poor Lukey.
00:44:04He hasn't fooled.
00:44:06Trailer trash skank.
00:44:08Who let her kind in here?
00:44:10I wouldn't do that.
00:44:11I would never.
00:44:12I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale?
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:17Really, Sophie?
00:44:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:19Phew.
00:44:20Alright.
00:44:21Five hundred?
00:44:23Alright.
00:44:24Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:44:27She's got student loans.
00:44:29Whatever that means.
00:44:31Where's Luke?
00:44:38I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:41No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:42Don't throw me.
00:44:44I recognize you.
00:44:45You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:46What the hell's going on here?
00:44:47Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:49Patrick?
00:44:50Get out of my way.
00:44:51Why lower your standards?
00:44:52We're millionaires.
00:44:53She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:02You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:06Motherfucker.
00:45:08Four fifty.
00:45:11Four hundred?
00:45:14Oh, alright.
00:45:16I mean, look.
00:45:18I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:20Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:24Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:27Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:32Sold!
00:45:32Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:45:35Wow, Sophie.
00:45:37Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:48Used goods?
00:45:49That's rude, Serena.
00:45:50After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:54Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:45:57What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:07You idiot!
00:46:08Get off the stage!
00:46:10We're leaving!
00:46:10Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:13You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:16No need, my dear.
00:46:19Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:22After all of... this.
00:46:26But... but...
00:46:28No! No!
00:46:30Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:35You're a doctor!
00:46:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:38You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:40Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:43How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:51Stephanie?
00:46:52Don't let me!
00:47:00I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:04You can't.
00:47:05You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:08but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:12So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:15I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:17and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:21Let's go!
00:47:23Get to writing!
00:47:24Let's go! Everybody out!
00:47:33Look at these assholes go.
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:37I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:44than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:46Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49You alright?
00:48:03What are you looking for?
00:48:05I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:08I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:14Right.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:17Make me...
00:48:19An appletini.
00:48:22What?
00:48:23Seriously?
00:48:25Alright, so...
00:48:27Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:30Can we just do something easier?
00:48:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:41Can you open that?
00:48:44Thank you!
00:48:46Ooh!
00:48:49Alright.
00:48:50Let's just...
00:48:51Make it simple.
00:48:52Body shots.
00:48:55I've...
00:48:56Never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:49:00What do you mean?
00:49:00You're like so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:03I didn't have time to...
00:49:05Do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:07He just said you're hot.
00:49:09Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:11Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:43Alright, I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:48Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:49Go for it.
00:49:50New rule.
00:49:51You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:53Is that so?
00:49:56Then...
00:49:57Where are you gonna lick me?
00:49:58I...
00:50:02I...
00:50:02I...
00:50:04I...
00:50:06Mmmmm...
00:50:07Shame, shame.
00:50:08You tryna play with my emotion.
00:50:12Play, blame...
00:50:13Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:16How'd you ever think?
00:50:17You can pull this shit?
00:50:18Think you could get away with it?
00:50:21Be careful what you get,
00:50:22Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:34Wtedy.
00:50:34I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:35You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:39Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:47Ja, I'm an idiot.
00:50:49Wait, what?
00:50:50Sophie, I went too far.
00:50:52I'm sorry, I'm...
00:50:53Fuck.
00:50:54Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:56I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:50:58I want to do this with you.
00:50:59Lose my virginity.
00:51:03Sophie...
00:51:04Don't Sophie me, that's so patronizing.
00:51:09Wait, I'm trying, but...
00:51:11I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:13I don't want to be the guy that, you know,
00:51:16leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:17I'm terrified of that.
00:51:18It's this that hurts me.
00:51:20What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:22What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:25Being together?
00:51:26Sophie...
00:51:27Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:30I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:32My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:36Of course I want to be with you.
00:51:38But am I right for you?
00:51:40And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:43I might be a virgin, but this whole,
00:51:44it's not you, it's me thing,
00:51:46is really freshman year.
00:51:52So, where are you going?
00:51:53I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:55I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:51:58You think you're doing me this favor,
00:52:00but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:05Don't follow me.
00:52:11Damn it.
00:52:18I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:20to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:37You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:44Nope.
00:52:46Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:48So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:51All to myself.
00:52:56What?
00:52:56You heard me.
00:52:58Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:02Seriously?
00:53:04You're into this?
00:53:05Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:08Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:09Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:12Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:14Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:16I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:20I promise.
00:53:22What did you just say?
00:53:26I'm a virgin?
00:53:30She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:32Aw, cute.
00:53:33Excuse me?
00:53:34Too much work.
00:53:36You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:37You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:41S-sweetie?
00:53:42I'm a senior.
00:53:44That's even sadder.
00:53:47You were just into me.
00:53:48Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:51You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:53But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:53:55You know?
00:53:56You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:00And...
00:54:02Sorry.
00:54:03What?
00:54:05I'm glad...
00:54:13I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:21He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:27Oh, and Luke.
00:54:28Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was
00:54:32just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:37You know what?
00:54:43Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:45I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:46Oh!
00:54:46Oh, look at me.
00:54:47I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to lead girls on
00:54:53with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:54:57Say something, asshole.
00:55:00Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:02So you can what?
00:55:03Not have sex?
00:55:04Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:05I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead
00:55:09me on.
00:55:11Guys, what guys?
00:55:12Did someone do something to you?
00:55:13Of course not.
00:55:14They...
00:55:15They said I was too messy.
00:55:17Too messy and too much.
00:55:19And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:22Sophie.
00:55:23You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:27I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:29I'm coming to get you.
00:55:30Keep falling on you, alright?
00:55:42I'll take you.
00:55:43So, I...
00:55:44I'll take you.
00:55:44Hey wake up.
00:55:49I got you.
00:55:50Come on man.
00:55:51I got you.
00:56:03I got you.
00:56:04Come on man.
00:56:07Is she...?
00:56:11She's fine.
00:56:13She's...
00:56:14Bottle water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:16I don't know what she drank,
00:56:17but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:22Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:41Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:45You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:49You feel like shit.
00:56:51You look like shit.
00:56:53But, like, a million bucks.
00:56:55So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:56:57Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:02is hearing his name.
00:57:03He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:07But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:09Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:12I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:15I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:18So I've decided...
00:57:21I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:24Huh?
00:57:24Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:27People, guys, aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:30unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:37I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:44No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:45You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:57:47Soph, you are sexy.
00:57:49I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:51Guys, don't go for that.
00:57:53I look like a nun librarian.
00:57:55I'm giving off...
00:57:56Don't fuck.
00:57:58Snoozefest.
00:57:58Boring.
00:58:00Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:02that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:05The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:12Burn me up.
00:58:27Perfect.
00:58:49Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:51There's no way.
00:58:53That girl's off.
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:55It is.
00:58:57That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:58:58Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:01Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:02Good.
00:59:03I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:04I mean more.
00:59:05Hmm.
00:59:11Holy shit.
00:59:12There he is.
00:59:13Are you gonna say something?
00:59:17Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:19Nope.
00:59:20I'm just gonna make him regret everything.
00:59:22Mmm.
00:59:29Thanks, babe.
00:59:29It's all beautiful.
00:59:39And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:41A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:44I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:46What the hell's going on here?
00:59:47Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:49The fuck did you just say?
00:59:51One latte.
00:59:52Coming right up.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, doctor?
00:59:57Sophie, what is this?
00:59:58You're dressed different.
00:59:59You're acting different.
01:00:00I don't get it.
01:00:02Whoops.
01:00:03Let me get that for you.
01:00:10So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:11The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:14Sophie, I don't...
01:00:15Is this like a punishment?
01:00:16I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:17But telling yourself about other guys, that's not you.
01:00:19That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:22I gave you a chance.
01:00:24And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:26and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:28Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:31They done land fair.
01:00:32You should come.
01:00:34She's got plans.
01:00:36Actually, I don't.
01:00:38My first frat party invite?
01:00:40Wow.
01:00:41This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:44You should bring your home, girl.
01:00:45The guy's gonna love you.
01:00:47I will.
01:00:47See you tonight.
01:00:50You're not going to bed.
01:00:51Newsflash.
01:00:52You're not my boyfriend.
01:00:53You could've been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:00:56That's not true.
01:00:56Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:00:59My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:05Sophie, I'm not gonna let you fill your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:08If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:13What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:16Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:19Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:21Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:24I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:30Everly, not funny.
01:01:31Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:37If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:39How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:43with?
01:01:44Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:50Red push-up bra?
01:01:51Or pink?
01:01:53Red.
01:02:06Red.
01:02:07Get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:09Ah.
01:02:09Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.れže
01:02:13Sitting costume,
01:02:14bro.
01:02:14No?
01:02:16Right.
01:02:19Got to have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:24Sorry.
01:02:25Rules.
01:02:35Idiot.
01:02:39I have to get to her.
01:02:40Where is she?
01:02:43Stop being shy. You look hot.
01:02:48See?
01:02:51Wait, hand me your phone.
01:02:53Why?
01:02:58Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06Yes!
01:03:12I got a hat.
01:03:14I have to get to her.
01:03:15Where is it?
01:03:25I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:28He opened it immediately.
01:03:30He's so whipped.
01:03:32Welcome to the party.
01:03:36I need to be so drunk to forget what you just did.
01:03:39He opened it immediately.
01:03:41He's so whipped.
01:03:43He's so whipped.
01:03:44Welcome to the party.
01:03:48Do you have his abs?
01:03:50Yeah!
01:03:50Właśnie!
01:03:53Waaa!
01:03:55Właśnie!
01:03:56Opowinal jest nie tak samo jak nie jest osobiste.
01:04:09Soby! Soby! Soby! Soby!
01:04:14Soby! Soby! Soby! Soby! Soby!
01:04:18Oooo!
01:04:19Oooo!
01:04:20Oooo!
01:04:24Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:31Oooo!
01:04:31Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:35Oooo!
01:04:36Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:42Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:49You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:51Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:04:53That's a lie.
01:04:55You talk?
01:04:58Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:01I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:05Actually, I'll join.
01:05:06What? No.
01:05:08The Motivator!
01:05:16Who's going first?
01:05:19I'll spin.
01:05:21Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:22I hope it lands on me.
01:05:24He seems experienced.
01:05:36I'm confused.
01:05:37Fuck.
01:05:39Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:43Rules of rule.
01:05:44As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:00Can we talk like adults?
01:06:02Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:04Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:06Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:08You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:30How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:33How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:34Can we get inside of the room?
01:06:39Why?
01:06:57How about another electric system.
01:06:58We need to pick up our enseñ kimmy.
01:06:58If you have aain Eva's view.
01:06:59We need sabers.
01:07:03We need to purchase a
01:07:05What?
01:07:07Time's up.
01:07:09Właśnie?
01:07:10Właśnie?
01:07:11I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:14Now you'll wish you would've fucked me
01:07:16when you had the chance.
01:07:35So, how was it?
01:07:39Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:41I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:45Sophie?
01:07:54Me?
01:07:56Sophie, come on, him?
01:07:58You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:00Come on, Noah.
01:08:10Okay, so...
01:08:12I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:14What?
01:08:15So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:17So, I'm warning you.
01:08:19You can relax.
01:08:21I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:23Really?
01:08:24But, all the rumors.
01:08:26Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:29Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:32I don't even know, Derek.
01:08:35I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:39I'm so screwed.
01:08:42Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:45They're gonna kill me.
01:08:46No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:49No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:51Wait.
01:08:52I'll help you.
01:08:55How?
01:09:01It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:03Come on, virgin.
01:09:07Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:10We don't have time.
01:09:11Just come here.
01:09:14You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:16Really?
01:09:16You don't care?
01:09:19No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:21You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:24Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:30I owe you.
01:09:34Noah!
01:09:35Are you in there?
01:09:37Oh, yeah.
01:09:40It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:43Oh, yeah!
01:09:45Ah, that's enough.
01:09:49Selfie!
01:09:50If you open the damn door...
01:09:52Okay, ready?
01:09:53It's working.
01:09:56Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:09:59He deserves it.
01:10:23What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:25The fuck were you doing in the middle then?
01:10:29Well...
01:10:31First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock...
01:10:41Liar.
01:10:42You don't know that.
01:10:47You know you belong to me.
01:10:49I'm not.
01:10:54I'm not.
01:10:56I'm not.
01:10:58I'm not.
01:10:59I'm back up in the street.
01:11:02So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:06No one should try.
01:11:07With you.
01:11:09Really got time to fight.
01:11:10Yo!
01:11:13Get out!
01:11:24I need this off.
01:11:27I don't want to.
01:11:30Me too.
01:11:45What?
01:11:46Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:11:52I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:55Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:11:58You fucking idiot.
01:12:01You are.
01:12:14Need some space for me.
01:12:16I'm out here, girl.
01:12:20I'm back up in the street.
01:12:24Yes, you better take that.
01:12:25Someone better be dying.
01:12:27It's a code blue.
01:12:30They are.
01:12:34I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:35I have to go.
01:12:39I've been burned too many times.
01:12:41Are we ever going to do this look?
01:12:46Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:49I promise we're going to do this.
01:12:51We are.
01:12:53But not in some shitty frat house.
01:12:57You deserve better than that.
01:12:59Better how?
01:13:02You have a passport, right?
01:13:08So, sexy underwear?
01:13:10Track.
01:13:11A jacket?
01:13:12Track.
01:13:13A bikini.
01:13:14Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:16He didn't tell me.
01:13:19Crap, he's here.
01:13:22Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:24Oh my God.
01:13:30No way.
01:13:31This man's insane.
01:13:33He's actually psycho.
01:13:36On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:39Good look, soldier.
01:13:44Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:46He's hot.
01:13:47Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:49It's finally happening.
01:14:15You look incredible.
01:14:17You said airport fit.
01:14:20I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:28This is so psychotic.
01:14:30Am I really worth all this?
01:14:34It's the first times.
01:14:38Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:41International.
01:14:52Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:14:56I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:14:59You ready?
01:15:05A croissant?
01:15:07You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:10It's a hint.
01:15:12Go look at the view.
01:15:13You'll know where we are.
01:15:21Are you crazy?
01:15:23You took me to Paris?
01:15:33Whoa.
01:15:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:35I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:37And then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:40Luke.
01:15:47You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:49I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:53I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:56Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:13It's finally happening.
01:16:15Finally.
01:16:37I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:41You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:45Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:55Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:59She's all yours?
01:17:01Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:06Yes.
01:17:07We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:11I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:14We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:18Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:20I'm sorry?
01:17:23Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:27I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:36I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:17:41Wow.
01:17:42What do you think the odds are?
01:17:44Like 1.6 in 100?
01:17:47You probably hate me.
01:17:50As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:55Graduation's in a month, and...
01:17:57I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:07Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:11That's all.
01:18:11That's all.
01:18:28If you're like one of my babies in my bed.
01:18:29If you're stuck with me, I'm like, yeah.
01:18:29I'm like, well, I'm not.
01:18:31You're like, I'm like, really?
01:18:35I'm like, man.
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