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00:00:07buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:15virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:21just nervous to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer
00:00:29did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's
00:00:38probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk
00:00:45right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:53coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see
00:00:57my girl
00:01:11my coffee right right sorry
00:01:24oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:31I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:43come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:56right
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:09as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone
00:02:16as
00:02:16cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:25oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:41oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:49Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:55even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:00you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:03oh my god what
00:03:10sounds like she already did
00:03:30I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:40shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:47all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:50pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
00:03:54oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:56he
00:04:01a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:35don't worry i'm fooling the doctor titty gentiles its your first time right my first time miss tisdale is it
00:04:42yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind
00:04:48me i mean the car
00:04:50The coffee shop, grind me.
00:04:53Oh no, he remembers me.
00:04:56So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:00Yes.
00:05:01That asshole.
00:05:03Yes.
00:05:04I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:08of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:10I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:13I will use a condom.
00:05:16I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:19Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:21Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:23Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:28I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:31Mike's my boyfriend and, yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:35so...
00:05:35You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:41Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:45Breast exam?
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:48If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:50No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:05:57Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:03It's okay.
00:06:07It's okay.
00:06:07Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:06:12My head's cold?
00:06:13No, they're perfect.
00:06:16Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:18There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:23There are no abnormalities.
00:06:28Thank you, Luke.
00:06:30Dr. Miller.
00:06:31That wasn't so bad.
00:06:33Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:40Okay, yes.
00:06:41I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:48So, I need you to relax for me.
00:06:51Alright? You're doing good.
00:06:54I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:04Alright.
00:07:06I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:10You're gonna swab them your cervix.
00:07:12I need you to relax for me.
00:07:17So, do you like younger women?
00:07:21I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:24No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago.
00:07:29Or a while ago, actually.
00:07:30And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:35Oh. Duh.
00:07:36Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:38Amazing.
00:07:40Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:44Alright?
00:07:47Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:49His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:51Oh my gosh.
00:07:59I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:02Did he?
00:08:04Alright.
00:08:07He's so noticed.
00:08:08Oh my god.
00:08:09Everything looks good.
00:08:10No abnormalities.
00:08:12Alright?
00:08:14Be right back.
00:08:21Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:27I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:34Alright, so here's your break.
00:08:40Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:42Okay?
00:08:43I'm not weak.
00:08:45No, she's my patient.
00:08:53Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:08:57You are so graphic.
00:09:01Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:05You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:08Luke.
00:09:09Are you serious?
00:09:11You got a finger by the eye.
00:09:13I won't talk to you.
00:09:13Why is coffee from you?
00:09:15THE Luke?
00:09:16Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:19So is he like good with his fingers or...?
00:09:23Shut up, everybody.
00:09:24Shit.
00:09:25He's so sexy.
00:09:27Maybe I should schedule my paps for you.
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:30Don't worry.
00:09:31Okay?
00:09:32Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:33Okay, Soph?
00:09:35Yes.
00:09:36Come on.
00:09:36Let's get you ready for the big night tonight.
00:09:38Mike.
00:09:43I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:48Why do I even care?
00:09:49Here.
00:09:53Yo.
00:09:55Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:09:57Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:02You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:05You're dating a nun.
00:10:06She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:07I'm calling it.
00:10:09Dude.
00:10:09She's low-key a slut.
00:10:12I just can't prove it.
00:10:14You will soon.
00:10:17You're gonna film her?
00:10:19Yo.
00:10:23Dude, you're sick.
00:10:24What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:27A little bit of this.
00:10:29And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:34Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:36Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:40Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:42You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:46Hey.
00:10:47You need to pay.
00:10:52Fuck!
00:10:53My eyes!
00:10:53What the fuck?
00:10:54Where's your fucking friend, Luke?
00:10:56Before I call the cops.
00:10:59K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaylee Avenue, apartment two.
00:11:02I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:09The lady.
00:11:28Nervous?
00:11:31Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:39You nervous?
00:11:41I-I'm a little nervous.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:44Don't be.
00:11:45You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:51Wait.
00:11:52What?
00:11:54I'm sorry.
00:11:55I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:56We're gonna have to wait.
00:11:57I'm sorry, Mike.
00:11:58I can't do this.
00:12:02Are you kidding me?
00:12:04I'm sorry.
00:12:04You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:06Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:09I'm going home.
00:12:15There it is.
00:12:17There it is.
00:12:19The hell you are.
00:12:21Not until I get something.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:29Stop.
00:12:30Stop.
00:12:31Stop.
00:12:32Hey.
00:12:39Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:44Dr. Miller.
00:12:46Hey, Sophie.
00:12:47Hey.
00:12:48Hey, Steven.
00:12:51Hey, Sophie.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:55Did you take something?
00:12:57What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:58Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:02Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:03Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:06I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:08If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:09I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:12What?
00:13:12What's so funny?
00:13:13You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:15Since who?
00:13:16You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:21My family is the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:25That means I got the Dean on speed dial.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:32Wait.
00:13:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:34No, no, no.
00:13:35And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:37No, no, no.
00:13:38Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:39It was just a joke.
00:13:40Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:45Hey.
00:13:47Hey, come on.
00:14:04She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:06Either way, it's not good.
00:14:14You stole me from my date?
00:14:17What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:23I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:27Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:28I don't have a daddy finish.
00:14:37What else did you have to drink?
00:14:40I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:44Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:48Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Tell me this.
00:14:50Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:58I was at the bar.
00:15:00And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:12Wow.
00:15:15I'm an idiot.
00:15:17No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:20First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:28And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:33a complete asshole.
00:15:35I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:40Sorry, Soph.
00:15:47So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:05Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:07Are you hard right now?
00:16:16That's so wrong.
00:16:18You're drunk.
00:16:18I'm taking you home.
00:16:21What are you doing?
00:16:23You're drunk.
00:16:24I'm taking you home.
00:16:24What?
00:16:25No, I can't go home.
00:16:26My roommate's there.
00:16:27I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:29She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:38We're here.
00:16:40Here?
00:16:40Where is here?
00:16:42My place.
00:16:44You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:48If you're comfortable.
00:16:49I want to.
00:16:51I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:53I'm cool with that.
00:16:55But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:58Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:00Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:25You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:27The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:41How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:44It's huge.
00:17:46I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:49Not all tight spaces.
00:17:51Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:55Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:56You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:58Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:03Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:08I'm happy.
00:18:14I'm happy.
00:18:17I can't.
00:18:37I'm happy.
00:18:41I'm happy.
00:18:42You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:43Doc, you've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:48I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:53You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:56Wait.
00:18:57You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:03and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:07No, Mrs. Do.
00:19:11And why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:14You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:17You're kind to people.
00:19:21And you're beautiful.
00:19:33Who is that?
00:19:37This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:40You have to hide right now, alright?
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:46Luke!
00:19:48Are you home?
00:19:53Lukey!
00:19:54Come out, come out!
00:19:56Stop playing!
00:19:58I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:00I know you're not on call.
00:20:07Don't say a word.
00:20:09There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:16Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:21She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:23We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:27Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:33What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:37I'm sleeping.
00:20:39Why don't I join you?
00:20:45I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:48Like what, baby?
00:20:49Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:52Ice cubes?
00:20:53What ice cubes?
00:20:55Like call the cops.
00:20:56Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:20:59Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:00Come on, Lukey.
00:21:02You know you love screwing me.
00:21:10I have someone new in my life.
00:21:14Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:17I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:20And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:22Then I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:24And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:27Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:29No, you can't.
00:21:30One.
00:21:33Two.
00:21:34Fine, fine.
00:21:36I'm leaving.
00:21:39Your loss.
00:21:49Oh my god, Lu.
00:22:04How To Be Out
00:22:04Holy shit.
00:22:06They smell like booze.
00:22:08I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:11What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:13Ugh.
00:22:16I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:22You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:26you'll come back to me after I
00:22:28take care of that little
00:22:30distraction
00:22:45my virginity
00:22:49yep, still intact
00:22:53fuck my life
00:22:55language, Ms. Tisdale
00:22:57Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:01I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:03whatever else your asshole ex
00:23:05gave you last night
00:23:06what would you have me do?
00:23:08don't say it
00:23:10you could join me
00:23:16Sophie, you're 21 years old
00:23:25Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:28there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me
00:23:30so what's your problem?
00:23:50I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:52but
00:23:55but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:57you're my patient for one
00:23:59in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02I'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:08your virgin
00:24:10ouch
00:24:12I'm asking you to change that
00:24:23you're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love
00:24:27but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:32I don't make love
00:24:34I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:36alright sweetheart?
00:24:37I'm not that guy
00:24:43well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:46I'm a big girl
00:24:47I can handle myself
00:24:50unless you're just not interested
00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is
00:24:55and
00:24:56she's good at crazy sex
00:24:58according to you
00:25:01someone's jealous
00:25:03Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:06to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:07to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:08because it's cheap
00:25:22because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:26when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:30you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:35so do it
00:25:36I'm ready, I promise
00:25:42ready?
00:25:49who's that?
00:25:50as you're a doctor
00:25:51I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:58sorry, Sophie
00:26:00are you kidding me?
00:26:08can I, uh, can I get, uh
00:26:10you're killing me
00:26:12so the Dr. Miller
00:26:13takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:15you see his dick
00:26:16and you're still
00:26:17a virgin?
00:26:18yeah
00:26:19I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:22and he just didn't want this
00:26:27can you wait?
00:26:28oh my god
00:26:28Sophie
00:26:29no 36 year old man
00:26:31I looked as a trip by the way
00:26:32is passing up a hot
00:26:35virgin co-ed
00:26:36like you
00:26:36he respects you dummy
00:26:38or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:40I mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:42sophisticated
00:26:43sexy
00:26:44all the things I'm not
00:26:45you have a brand new
00:26:47shiny
00:26:47tight
00:26:48pussy
00:26:49a Cadillac pussy
00:26:51and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:53watch
00:26:57hi
00:26:57is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:26:59no
00:26:59can you just order?
00:27:15I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:18but a janitor
00:27:19makes a lot more sense
00:27:22Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:27what do you want?
00:27:29I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:36when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:42he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:44oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:47knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:51can you believe it?
00:27:53Sophie's evil
00:27:55first Mike
00:27:56now someone's boyfriend
00:27:57a slut
00:27:59pregnant with Luke's
00:28:01did you really think that a man
00:28:03that accomplished
00:28:04attractive
00:28:05and rich
00:28:06would settle for some broke loser
00:28:09barista?
00:28:11Sophie, you idiot
00:28:12of course he was never yours
00:28:17Sophie
00:28:19you can have him
00:28:20you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:22I didn't do this
00:28:23I swear
00:28:24I would never
00:28:24what's going on?
00:28:26your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:28no I didn't
00:28:29I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:31hey
00:28:31that's the dean's daughter
00:28:34Sophie
00:28:36I'm calling the police
00:28:37no I would never do this
00:28:38please
00:28:39she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:41we need a medic
00:28:43I'm a doctor
00:28:49I'm a doctor
00:29:11no no no no no
00:29:12I'm fine
00:29:13I'll just be going
00:29:17we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:21I've never seen him look so angry
00:29:23yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:29your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:32it was for a friend
00:29:33you liar
00:29:34I saw you drinking from it
00:29:37let me go
00:29:37I don't want to press charges
00:29:40just a moment
00:29:51oh my god
00:29:53you're crazy
00:29:55you're actually crazy
00:29:56Luke
00:29:57please
00:29:58I can explain
00:29:59she's not right for you
00:30:02breaking into my house
00:30:03stealing my pager
00:30:05that's normal for you Gina
00:30:06I get it
00:30:08but I draw the line
00:30:09when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:09that I care about
00:30:14officer
00:30:15I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:18she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:21I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:23stop
00:30:24Luke
00:30:25this isn't
00:30:26you
00:30:26you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:29she's nothing
00:30:30a cheap
00:30:31broke
00:30:32campus whore
00:30:34you're better than this Luke
00:30:37officer
00:30:38take her away
00:30:42let's go
00:30:44you bitch
00:30:45don't deserve him
00:30:46let's go
00:30:49I knew she was psycho
00:30:51you couldn't even hurt a flight
00:30:52even if someone paid you to
00:30:54thanks Ev
00:30:55Sophie
00:30:56I'm sorry
00:30:57I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:00take the day
00:31:10someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:11Cadillac Pissy
00:31:22you came just to save me?
00:31:25of course I did
00:31:32I knew that
00:31:33when she stopped
00:31:34buying my phone up
00:31:35that she was going to come after you
00:31:36so
00:31:38I didn't stand to see you get hurt
00:31:39because of me
00:31:43I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:45Sophie
00:31:46I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:48Sophie
00:31:48I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:50I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:56I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:00what do you mean?
00:32:01I mean you
00:32:03you reject all of my advances
00:32:05and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:07you leave a patient for me
00:32:09what do you see in me?
00:32:11or am I just
00:32:13entertainment to you?
00:32:15entertainment?
00:32:16Sophie
00:32:17if you were to just entertain me
00:32:18I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just
00:32:22young
00:32:27I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:28unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:30just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:33doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want
00:32:42what do you want?
00:32:47you
00:32:49take me seriously
00:32:53get in the car
00:32:55what?
00:32:56to where?
00:32:58spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:00what?
00:33:01unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:29I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:31not go to a gala
00:33:32we're doing both
00:33:34my mother
00:33:34she hosts our clinic's charity gala
00:33:36your vacation home
00:33:38your vacation home?
00:33:40as in you have multiple?
00:33:43wow
00:33:44Mr. Millie
00:33:45it's good to have you home, sir
00:33:53and you have a butler
00:33:54at your vacation mansion
00:33:55Luke
00:33:56you're not just rich
00:33:57you're like
00:33:57old money
00:33:59what the hell?
00:34:01look
00:34:01I didn't say
00:34:01because I don't see you stress out
00:34:02the truth is
00:34:03yes
00:34:05my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress him
00:34:09we're here to show him
00:34:10that you're a part of my life
00:34:11and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:27is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:39I'm not
00:34:40hang on
00:34:41what even am I to Luke?
00:34:49mother
00:34:51this is Sophie
00:34:52my girlfriend
00:34:55girlfriend?
00:34:56no way
00:34:57wait
00:34:58focus Sophie
00:34:59manners
00:35:00nice to meet you
00:35:01Ms. Miller
00:35:05boyfriend?
00:35:08what happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:10Gina?
00:35:12the Dean's daughter?
00:35:13the one I worked so hard
00:35:14to set you up with?
00:35:17Ouch
00:35:19mother
00:35:19again
00:35:20as I just said
00:35:21this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala
00:35:24if I have to remind you
00:35:25to her importance
00:35:26in my life again
00:35:27I'm going to make sure
00:35:27this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:29unless you want
00:35:30one of your pompous friends
00:35:31to know which one of their husbands
00:35:31you're sleeping with
00:35:33you
00:35:34unbreakable
00:35:35child
00:35:39if you'll excuse us
00:35:40we need to get ready
00:35:41oh
00:35:41before we go
00:35:42which room do you keep
00:35:43the bitches
00:35:44Dior and Versace
00:35:45she needs some options
00:35:46for tonight
00:35:48fourth floor
00:35:49third door
00:35:49on your view
00:35:52thank you mother
00:35:53it's good to see you
00:35:59that was the hottest thing
00:36:01anybody has ever done
00:36:10your brother has lost it
00:36:12get down here
00:36:13and handle this new
00:36:15trashy arm candy
00:36:24is your mom always so
00:36:28narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:32that's why I don't really get along
00:36:33with the family
00:36:34but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:37raises a lot of money
00:36:38for my patients
00:36:38so
00:36:39I come back every year
00:36:40you care a lot about your patients
00:36:42it's sweet
00:36:43I do
00:36:45plus the other perk is
00:36:46I get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:48what does that mean?
00:37:00Luke you did not
00:37:07which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09I mean I want all of them
00:37:10that's done
00:37:11I haven't even picked one out
00:37:13you said you want all of them
00:37:16they're yours
00:37:2280
00:37:23I can't accept this
00:37:25this is like my whole college tuition
00:37:26in this room
00:37:27well I didn't offer you
00:37:28a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:29to piss you off
00:37:32why do you like me?
00:37:34I'm just a college student
00:37:36and you're
00:37:37you
00:37:39Dr. Trust Fund baby
00:37:41your culture
00:37:42your parents host
00:37:43charity events
00:37:44you have a butler
00:37:45that does your laundry
00:37:46I do my laundry
00:37:47in a coin operated machine
00:37:48that I share with like
00:37:49a hundred other students
00:37:51it's not too late
00:37:52to not associate with me
00:38:07of course it's too late
00:38:09I've already fallen for you
00:38:13then why won't you go
00:38:14all the way with me?
00:38:19because
00:38:20I want it to be right
00:38:22I don't want you to look back
00:38:23on this and think of me
00:38:24as the old guy
00:38:24who took advantage of you
00:38:27but take it slow
00:38:33even though
00:38:37there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:38than rip your clothes off
00:38:39right now
00:38:40really?
00:38:47really?
00:39:10come back here
00:39:12I'm just giving you what you want
00:39:17are you teasing me
00:39:19Miss Tisdale?
00:39:20you're the one that wants to wait
00:39:21doctor
00:39:30just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:33can you zip me up please?
00:39:41you know
00:39:42I'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:01that doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:04he dumps my best friend
00:40:07the gala is tonight
00:40:09and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:11the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:13I'm not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:17Luke's an idiot
00:40:18for dumping an heiress
00:40:20for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:24I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:26just long enough for him to realize
00:40:27that he's made a mistake
00:40:30that's my girl
00:40:34Sophie
00:40:35love
00:40:35you've been in there for two hours
00:40:37I promise you
00:40:38you're gonna be the most beautiful person
00:40:39at the gala tonight
00:40:55holy shit
00:41:04it's not about being pretty
00:41:05I just
00:41:06I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:08in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:12wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:13if we just met up at like
00:41:14a bowling alley
00:41:15and donated the party expenses
00:41:20you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready?
00:41:40wow
00:41:42she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:43yeah
00:41:44you never said your brother's chip
00:41:45was so pretty
00:41:46why would you want to break them up?
00:41:48shut up
00:41:49there was a two and a half
00:41:50billion dollar inheritance
00:41:51down the drain
00:41:52if my brother raises nobody
00:41:54it's that of Gina
00:42:02I'd like to thank you all
00:42:03for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event
00:42:05this is a great opportunity
00:42:06for us to raise money
00:42:07for the family clinic
00:42:09myself
00:42:09and my girlfriend
00:42:11Sophie Tisdale
00:42:12are very excited
00:42:13to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:14cheers
00:42:19girlfriend
00:42:21not for long
00:42:35good evening everyone
00:42:37thank you so much
00:42:38for being here
00:42:39at our wonderful
00:42:41charity auction
00:42:42our first item
00:42:48an all-expense-paid trip
00:42:50to Bora Bora
00:42:52with its amazing
00:42:54iconic
00:42:55volcanic views
00:42:56starting big
00:42:585,000
00:43:005,000
00:43:01now 6
00:43:02it's right in a 6
00:43:02Bora Bora
00:43:04after 5
00:43:04it's pretty good
00:43:05can I get
00:43:07you need to come quick
00:43:09my wife's having
00:43:09an allergic reaction
00:43:11you need to be okay
00:43:12no
00:43:13let's go
00:43:22what is it
00:43:22my throat
00:43:24oh you're not
00:43:26breathe
00:43:33sold
00:43:33number 12
00:43:35$7,000
00:43:36all-expense-paid
00:43:37trip
00:43:37to Bora Bora
00:43:38give me a round of applause
00:43:39congratulations
00:43:40hey hey hey
00:43:41actually we have
00:43:42one more item
00:43:42up for grabs
00:43:43Miss Tisdale
00:43:45a gorgeous student
00:43:46has graciously
00:43:48offered herself
00:43:48up for a date
00:43:49with a lucky man
00:43:52now according to
00:43:53Miss Tisdale
00:43:53she has a great
00:43:54personality
00:43:55and an even
00:43:56better mouth
00:43:57what a hussy
00:43:59auctioning a blowjob
00:44:01I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:03knows what his
00:44:03girlfriend's up to
00:44:05I mean the poor guy
00:44:06is tending to a patient
00:44:07I knew that you
00:44:08were too classless
00:44:10for this family
00:44:11poor Lukey
00:44:12she hasn't fooled
00:44:14trailer trash
00:44:15skank
00:44:16who let her kind
00:44:18in here
00:44:18I wouldn't do that
00:44:20I would never
00:44:20I have a thousand
00:44:22for a night
00:44:23with Miss Tisdale
00:44:25really Sophie
00:44:26no one wants you
00:44:27for a thousand
00:44:29alright
00:44:30500
00:44:32alright
00:44:32500 for the poor girl
00:44:36she's got student loans
00:44:37whatever that means
00:44:39where's Luke
00:44:47I don't see anything
00:44:49wrong here
00:44:50no my throat
00:44:51it hurts
00:44:53I recognize you
00:44:54you're one of my
00:44:54sister's shithead
00:44:55friends
00:44:55what the hell
00:44:56is going on here
00:44:56hey
00:44:57your sister's doing
00:44:57you a favor
00:44:58bro
00:44:59Patrick
00:45:00get out of my way
00:45:00why lower your standards
00:45:02we're millionaires
00:45:03she might be a good
00:45:04fuck but that's all
00:45:05she'll ever be
00:45:05man
00:45:12you can talk about
00:45:12my girlfriend
00:45:13when you can live a day
00:45:13without your daddy's
00:45:14money
00:45:15motherfucker
00:45:18$450
00:45:20$450
00:45:20$400
00:45:22$400
00:45:23$400
00:45:24alright
00:45:25I mean look
00:45:27I know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:30poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:33well I'll help the young lady then
00:45:36maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:40huh
00:45:41sold
00:45:42sold for $400
00:45:45wow Sophie
00:45:46looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:59used goods
00:45:59that's right Serena
00:46:01after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:46:04Luke you watch your mouth right now
00:46:08what was that you're saying about
00:46:10class Leticia darling
00:46:17you idiot
00:46:19get off the stage
00:46:20we're leaving
00:46:20mom
00:46:21he's embarrassing me
00:46:23you're humiliating me in front of my friends
00:46:25you hussy
00:46:26no need my dear
00:46:28our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:32after all of
00:46:33this
00:46:35no
00:46:36but
00:46:37but
00:46:37no
00:46:39no
00:46:40young man
00:46:41that information you gave is illegal
00:46:45you're a doctor
00:46:46Greg I was waiting to get to you
00:46:48you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:50aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend Stephanie
00:46:53how's she recovering from her boob job
00:46:54no no no no no
00:47:02Stephanie
00:47:12I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:15you can't you see yes my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:19but I practice under the university so you can't touch me so unless you all want me to air out
00:47:25your dirty laundry I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of
00:47:29my house
00:47:32let's go
00:47:34let's go
00:47:34get to writing
00:47:36let's go everybody out
00:47:44look at these assholes go
00:47:46you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me I would have been okay
00:47:49I do it a thousand times over
00:47:51no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:53plus I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years
00:47:58blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:14what are you looking for
00:48:18I paid for all the booze so
00:48:20I figure how the night went
00:48:22might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:26right
00:48:27okay
00:48:28make me
00:48:31an appletini
00:48:33what?
00:48:35seriously?
00:48:37alright so
00:48:38vodka
00:48:39lemon
00:48:40and
00:48:41apple liqueur
00:48:42can we just
00:48:43choose something easier?
00:48:44you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:49move
00:48:54can you open that?
00:48:57thank you
00:49:01alright
00:49:02let's just make it simple
00:49:04body shots
00:49:08I've never done that before
00:49:11seriously?
00:49:12what do you mean?
00:49:13you're like so old
00:49:13I was trying to get into school
00:49:15I didn't have time to
00:49:17do body shots off of hot little girls like you
00:49:19he just said you're hot
00:49:21make the move Sophie
00:49:22okay well
00:49:24I'll teach you
00:49:35holy shit
00:49:57alright I got the hang of that
00:49:59now it's your turn Miss Tisdale
00:50:01now or never Sophie
00:50:02go for it
00:50:03new rule
00:50:04you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:06is that so?
00:50:08then
00:50:10where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:20shame shame
00:50:21you're tryna play with my emotion
00:50:24blame blame
00:50:26only you feel like a devotion
00:50:28how'd you ever think
00:50:30you could pull this shit
00:50:31think you could get away with it
00:50:34be careful what you get
00:50:35cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:47I'm sorry
00:50:48was that
00:50:49you drive me fucking wild
00:50:52look
00:50:52I'm ready
00:51:01yeah I'm an idiot
00:51:03wait what?
00:51:05Sophie I went too far
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:08fuck
00:51:08Luke no
00:51:09no no no
00:51:10I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:12I wanna do this with you
00:51:14lose my virginity
00:51:16Sophie
00:51:18don't Sophie me
00:51:19that's so patronizing
00:51:23okay
00:51:23I'm trying
00:51:24but
00:51:25I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:26if you get hurt
00:51:28I don't wanna be the guy that
00:51:29you know
00:51:30leads to you ruining your life
00:51:31I'm terrified of that
00:51:33it's this that hurts me
00:51:34what you're doing right now
00:51:35rejecting me
00:51:36what would be so terrible
00:51:38about us being together
00:51:39being together
00:51:40Sophie
00:51:41did you see what happened here today?
00:51:44I mean my family sucks
00:51:46my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50of course I wanna be with you
00:51:52but am I right for you?
00:51:54and you really wanna take on this baggage?
00:51:57I might be a virgin
00:51:58but this whole
00:51:58it's not you it's me thing
00:52:00is really freshman year
00:52:06Sophie
00:52:07where you going?
00:52:08I'm calling a cab
00:52:09and going back to campus
00:52:09I can't deal with your
00:52:10hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:12you think you're doing me this favor
00:52:14but really
00:52:14you're just reminding me
00:52:16of how unfuckable I am
00:52:19don't follow me
00:52:25damn it
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:35to be on birth control
00:52:36and not even get laid
00:52:51what's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:52you've rejected me thrice
00:52:57is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:59nope
00:53:01boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to myself
00:53:11what?
00:53:12you heard me
00:53:13hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:17seriously?
00:53:19you're into this?
00:53:21like
00:53:21you might wanna like hook up?
00:53:23hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:27wow I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:29maybe you lose the problem
00:53:31I was beginning to think
00:53:32nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35pause
00:53:37what did you just say?
00:53:43I'm a virgin?
00:53:45oh no
00:53:46she's a virgin y'all
00:53:48aww cute
00:53:49excuse me?
00:53:51too much work
00:53:52you're probably super clingy too
00:53:54you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:58sweetie?
00:53:59I'm a senior
00:54:00that's even sadder
00:54:03you were just into me
00:54:05why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:08you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:09but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:11you know?
00:54:13you're gonna get feels
00:54:14and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:17bleh
00:54:18sorry
00:54:20what?
00:54:21I'm glad
00:54:29I'm in this
00:54:30$80,000 dress
00:54:32and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:33horny track guy
00:54:35to get with me
00:54:37he would probably fuck anything
00:54:39except for me apparently
00:54:43oh and Luke
00:54:44of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:45he's had his hands
00:54:47literally inside of me
00:54:48and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:50that he didn't need to see more
00:54:54you know what?
00:55:01Sophie where the hell you been?
00:55:02I'm not the hospital right now
00:55:03but I'm
00:55:04oh look at me
00:55:05I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:07and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:08and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:11with the
00:55:12orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:15say something asshole
00:55:18can I come get you right now please?
00:55:20so you can what?
00:55:21not have sex?
00:55:22yeah I don't think so
00:55:23I think I'll stay right here
00:55:24where the guys at least have
00:55:25I don't know the decency
00:55:26to not lead me on
00:55:28guys what guys?
00:55:30did someone do something to you?
00:55:31of course not
00:55:32they
00:55:33they said I was too messy
00:55:34too messy
00:55:36and too much
00:55:37and I guess that means
00:55:38you get a second chance
00:55:40Sophie
00:55:40you either fuck me
00:55:41or you lose me
00:55:45I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:46I'm coming to get you
00:55:48get the phone on you
00:55:48alright?
00:56:00Sophie
00:56:01Sophie
00:56:02hey wake up
00:56:07I got you
00:56:09come on
00:56:10is she?
00:56:30she's fine
00:56:31she's
00:56:32bottled water
00:56:33and two of these
00:56:33in the morning
00:56:34I don't know what she drank
00:56:36but whatever it is
00:56:36is gonna hit her hard
00:56:40Sophie
00:56:41you're gonna be
00:56:41the death of me
00:57:00rise and shine
00:57:02party animal
00:57:04you have a lot to tell me
00:57:09you feel like shit
00:57:10you look like shit
00:57:12but like
00:57:13a million bucks
00:57:15so is this a gift
00:57:16from Luke or?
00:57:17Everly the only thing
00:57:19that is gonna make this
00:57:20vodka tequila hangover
00:57:22worse is hearing his name
00:57:24he led me on
00:57:25and then
00:57:25left me for Ted
00:57:26but Luke brought you
00:57:28back to the
00:57:29Ev
00:57:29I don't wanna hear it
00:57:32I'm done
00:57:33having my time
00:57:34wasted
00:57:35I guess I'm just
00:57:36too much work
00:57:37as a virgin
00:57:38so I've decided
00:57:41I'm not a virgin
00:57:42anymore
00:57:43huh?
00:57:45well
00:57:45virginity is like
00:57:46a whole construct
00:57:46right?
00:57:48people
00:57:48guys
00:57:49aren't gonna stop
00:57:49treating me like a baby
00:57:51unless I stop acting
00:57:52like one
00:57:52and
00:57:53looking like one
00:57:57I need you
00:57:58to help me look slutty
00:58:04no way
00:58:05I'm not gonna do that
00:58:06you're not gonna help me
00:58:07look sexy
00:58:08why not?
00:58:09Soph
00:58:09you are sexy
00:58:10I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:12guys don't go for that
00:58:14I look like a
00:58:15a nun librarian
00:58:16I'm giving off
00:58:17don't fuck
00:58:18snooze fest
00:58:19boring
00:58:21Soph
00:58:22as your best friend
00:58:22I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:23that you don't have to
00:58:24change yourself
00:58:25for the right guy
00:58:26the thing is
00:58:26Mr. Right
00:58:27isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:33warm me up
00:58:49perfect
00:59:11isn't that that one
00:59:13dorky barista chick
00:59:14there's no way
00:59:15that girl's powerful
00:59:16it is
00:59:18that Sophie Tisdale
00:59:20dude the makeover's
00:59:22actually working
00:59:23everyone's looking at you
00:59:24good
00:59:25I hope the news
00:59:25gets back to Luke
00:59:26I mean more
00:59:27hmm
00:59:33oh shit
00:59:34there he is
00:59:35are you gonna say something?
00:59:39holy shit Sophie
00:59:40no
00:59:41I'm just gonna make you
00:59:43regret everything
00:59:51thanks babe
00:59:51I mean it's all beautiful
01:00:02and what can I get for you
01:00:03handsome
01:00:04a latte would be nice
01:00:05but uh
01:00:06I like what you're giving me
01:00:07right now
01:00:07I take all kinds of tips
01:00:09what the hell's going on here
01:00:10stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:12what the fuck did you just say
01:00:14one latte
01:00:15coming right up
01:00:18and what can I get for you
01:00:19doctor
01:00:20Sophie what is this
01:00:21you're dressed different
01:00:22you're acting different
01:00:23I don't get it
01:00:25whoops
01:00:26let me get that for you
01:00:34did you want a coffee?
01:00:35the ab shining is on the house
01:00:38Sophie I don't
01:00:38is this like a punishment?
01:00:40I mean if it is I get it
01:00:41but telling yourself
01:00:42and other guys
01:00:42it's not you
01:00:43that's really not up to you
01:00:44anymore Dr. Miller
01:00:45I gave you a chance
01:00:47and besides
01:00:48there's someone out there
01:00:49who wants me
01:00:49and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:51in the process
01:00:51hey uh
01:00:52we're throwing a Halloween
01:00:54party tonight
01:00:54they did on the land fair
01:00:56you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:01:00actually
01:01:00I don't
01:01:01my first frat party invite
01:01:03wow
01:01:04this whole hot girl act
01:01:06is actually working
01:01:07we should bring you home girl
01:01:08the guy's gonna love you
01:01:10I will
01:01:11see you tonight
01:01:14you're not going to bed
01:01:15newsflash
01:01:16you're not my boyfriend
01:01:17you could have been
01:01:18but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:19that's not true
01:01:20actually I have to go
01:01:21plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:22my very sexy
01:01:23very booby outfit
01:01:26go go go
01:01:29Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:29throw your life away
01:01:30just because of me
01:01:31alright
01:01:31if I'm gonna do this
01:01:32fucking frat party
01:01:3336 years old
01:01:33I will
01:01:37what could you have possibly been in that
01:01:39oh that was
01:01:41sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:43yeah
01:01:43I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:45ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:46I just found
01:01:49the perfect outfit
01:01:51to match your boyfriend
01:01:53Everly
01:01:54not funny
01:01:55imagine being
01:01:56old ass Luke
01:01:57stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:58and he gets a text from you
01:01:59in this
01:02:01if he hasn't jumped off a bridge
01:02:02he definitely will
01:02:03how pathetic is it
01:02:04that I'm playing mind games
01:02:05with a guy that I haven't even
01:02:07gone to second base with
01:02:07hey
01:02:08whatever helps you get over him
01:02:10okay
01:02:14wear a push-up bra
01:02:15or pink
01:02:17red
01:02:30get in
01:02:30get Sophie safe
01:02:32get out
01:02:33Sophie's the only person
01:02:34I'll do this for
01:02:37sick costume bro
01:02:40right
01:02:43gotta have at least
01:02:45three chicks with you
01:02:46to get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:49rules
01:02:58idiot
01:03:03I have to get to her
01:03:04where is
01:03:07stop being shy
01:03:09you look hot
01:03:12see
01:03:15wait
01:03:16hand me your phone
01:03:16why
01:03:21because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:24taking a .5
01:03:26and
01:03:27sending it to Luke
01:03:36I got a hat
01:03:37I have to get to her
01:03:39where is
01:03:40I need to be so drunk
01:03:51to predict what you just did
01:03:52he opened it
01:03:53immediately
01:03:54he's so whipped
01:03:56welcome to the party
01:04:01I need to be so drunk
01:04:02to forget what you just did
01:04:03he opened it
01:04:04immediately
01:04:05he's so whipped
01:04:08welcome to the party
01:04:30welcome to the party
01:04:36do you have his ass
01:04:36so about
01:04:43yeah
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:56Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:01Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:07Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:14You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:16Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:18That's a lie.
01:05:20You talk?
01:05:23Come on, Sophie, let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:26I'm coming, my friend here's just leaving.
01:05:29Actually, I'll join.
01:05:31What? No.
01:05:32Don't let me go here!
01:05:41Who's going first?
01:05:44I'll spin.
01:05:45Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:47I hope it lands on me.
01:05:49He seems experienced.
01:06:02Fuck.
01:06:04Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:08What was the rule?
01:06:09As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:25Can't talk like adults.
01:06:27Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:33You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:55How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59We've on the right hand option.
01:07:30What?
01:07:32Time's up.
01:07:33What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:36I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:39Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:59So, how was it?
01:08:03Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:05I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:10Sophie.
01:08:19Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:24Come on, Noah.
01:08:35Okay, so...
01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:39What?
01:08:40So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:42So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:44You can relax.
01:08:46I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:48Really?
01:08:49But, all the rumors.
01:08:51Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:54Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:57I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:00I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:04I'm so screwed.
01:09:07Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:10They're gonna kill me.
01:09:11No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:13No, no.
01:09:14They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:15Wait.
01:09:17I'll help you.
01:09:20How?
01:09:26It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:29Come on, virgin.
01:09:32Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
01:09:35We don't have time.
01:09:36Just come here.
01:09:39You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:41Really?
01:09:42You don't care?
01:09:44No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:46You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:49Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:55I owe you.
01:09:58Noah!
01:10:00Are you in there?
01:10:02Oh, yeah.
01:10:04Oh.
01:10:05It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:08Oh, yeah.
01:10:10Ah, that's enough.
01:10:14Selfie!
01:10:15Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:17Okay, ready?
01:10:19It's working.
01:10:21Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:24He deserves it.
01:10:49What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51What the fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:55Well, first I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:06Liar.
01:11:08You don't know that.
01:11:12You know you belong to me.
01:11:15For what?
01:11:23I'm back up in the street.
01:11:27So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:31With you.
01:11:34Really got time to fight.
01:11:35Yo!
01:11:37Why you trippin', baby?
01:11:39You knew it was my day.
01:11:40Acting like you know it's so, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:43Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:46Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:49I need this off of me.
01:11:52I don't want to.
01:11:55Me too.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15No.
01:12:16No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:17I'm just caking myself.
01:12:20Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:23You fucking idiot.
01:12:26You are.
01:12:36You are.
01:12:49Who knows?
01:12:49You better take that.
01:12:50Someone better be dying.
01:12:53What's it, code blue?
01:12:55They are.
01:12:59I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:00I have to go.
01:13:05I've been burned too many times.
01:13:07Are we ever gonna do this, Sophie?
01:13:12Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:15I promise we're gonna do this.
01:13:17We are.
01:13:18But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:23You deserve better than that.
01:13:24Better how?
01:13:28You have a passport, right?
01:13:32Sexy underwear?
01:13:33Check.
01:13:34A jacket?
01:13:35Check.
01:13:36A bikini.
01:13:37Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:39He didn't tell me.
01:13:43Crap, he's here.
01:13:46Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:47Oh my God.
01:13:48He's dead.
01:13:53No way.
01:13:55This man's insane.
01:13:56He's actually psycho.
01:13:59On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:02Good luck soldier.
01:14:07Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:09He's hot.
01:14:10Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:13It's finally happening.
01:14:39You look incredible.
01:14:40Hmm?
01:14:41You said airport fit.
01:14:43I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:51This is so psychotic.
01:14:53Am I really worth all this?
01:14:57It's the first times.
01:15:01Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:05International.
01:15:16Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:20I'm sorry. I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:15:23You ready?
01:15:29A croissant?
01:15:31You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:34It's a hint.
01:15:36Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:44Are you crazy? You took me to Paris?
01:15:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:58I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:03Luke.
01:16:04Luke.
01:16:11You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:13I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:17I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:20Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:37It's finally happening.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:17:02I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:05You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:10Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:20Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:23She's all yours.
01:17:25Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:31Yes.
01:17:31We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:35Um, I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:38We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:43Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:44I'm sorry?
01:17:47Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:51I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:00I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:05Wow.
01:18:07What do you think the odds are?
01:18:091.6 in 100?
01:18:11You'd probably hate me.
01:18:14As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:19Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:31Sophie, I'm all in.
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