00:00Matt spent the whole evening looking straight past me. Did you get a chance to talk to him?
00:04Uh, as a matter of fact, I did, yeah.
00:06How'd it go? What did he say?
00:08I probably shouldn't tell you.
00:09Oh, come on. Please.
00:11He said he's not really into anything serious at the moment.
00:13He's looking for, quote-unquote, a fuckmonkey.
00:17A fuckmonkey? He said that?
00:19Yeah, and not even a good kind of fuckmonkey.
00:21I can't believe he would say that.
00:22Men do and say horrible things. I know I have.
00:26But I'm lucky because I've been given another chance.
00:30To be your friend.
00:31And I wouldn't trade a moment of that friendship for a lifetime of fuckmonkey jungle action.
00:36What the?
00:37It's Eva in the flotation tank. She must have hit the pan-
00:40The Gooseberry's revenge. That hairy Gooseberry.
00:43She couldn't just stay in a bloody punnet, could she?
00:45How did they get on there?
00:46I don't know. Maybe some stoned weightlifter playing a prank or something?
00:51I could take me that. It was so dumb.
00:54Still, we're the worst places to get trapped, right?
00:56I mean, you must be bloody relaxed by now.
01:00Do you not even know why you're loved in that car?
01:00You
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