00:14Yeah, a lot of people think Elvis is the king of rock and roll, but I say it's Chuck Berry,
00:20man.
00:21Chuck Berry will always be the king of my books, but he even went to jail for rock and roll.
00:26I really admire a guy who stands up for what he believes in.
00:29I remember one time, man, I learned the Chuck Berry intro to Johnny B. Goode, man.
00:34It took me six months.
00:36I had to slow the record down, man.
00:38I learned it note for note, man.
00:40And then our singer changed keys on us, man.
00:43What a bummer.
00:44And you've got to respect rock and roll, too, man, because it'll kill you.
00:48It killed Elvis, man.
00:49A lot of people think it was the drugs, but it wasn't the drugs.
00:53What happens, man, you get into rock and roll, and it's so much fun, you take drugs to enjoy it,
00:58you know?
00:59And then you take so much drugs, you forget what you're taking, and the next thing you know, it kills
01:03you.
01:05And, you know, it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man.
01:08What really kills you is looking for drugs.
01:11Keeps you up all night, man.
01:13I remember when I was heavy into drugs, I'd be up three days looking for some toot or something, man.
01:20I said, to hell with that, man.
01:21So I put it down, man.
01:23I haven't done any drugs or smoked a joint or nothing for a whole week, man.
01:28And I feel so good, I want to get high, you know what I mean?
01:32Ah, shit, man.
01:34That's my partner.
01:35He usually don't have much to say, but that'll show you what 20 cups of coffee will do.
01:40Oh, and that's me.
01:41I'm really handsome, huh?
01:43See, I've heard all this stuff before, man, because we've been driving for three days straight.
01:48See, like, we started off in Chicago, you know, and, like, we were there during the coldest day in history,
01:53man.
01:54It was, like, 80 below, you know, and it was, like, even colder if you lived down by the lake,
01:59you know, and it was even colder if you were Mexican, you know, and then if you were Mexican and
02:04lived down by the lake, it was even, oh, okay.
02:07What I'm trying to say is, like, things were tough all over, you know, and, but see, we were lucky,
02:12you know, because at least we had a job.
02:14Come on, be a customer, man.
02:17Come on in, brother.
02:19All right, we'll get a customer, man.
02:21Oh, hey.
02:23Woo.
02:32Hey.
02:33Hey, welcome to American Car Wash, man.
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:41See, I want you to be real clean with my machine, you know, and I'm aware of all the tapes
02:46I got in my car.
02:47I got in my car, too.
02:48I ain't got no Freddy Fender.
02:49Hey, get lost.
02:53Yeah, I'm heating it up right now.
02:56Let me turn that heat up.
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59My toes are like bricks, man.
03:03Oh.
03:04Man, look at this car, man.
03:08That somebody could take a perfectly good car and righteously mess it up, man.
03:12Look at this dash.
03:14If it was mine, I'd do it chartreuse green, man, with a nice big blue diamond there, man.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:20Heavy booties coming off, man.
03:21That'd be heavy.
03:22Look, you got to put leopard skin.
03:25I'd put tiger skin, man.
03:26That's much cheaper.
03:28Get rid of this shit.
03:30Put one of them little chain wheels on, man.
03:33Then lower the whole sucker.
03:35Ha, ha.
03:39That's cool.
03:42Oh.
03:43Hey, give me a hit.
03:48It's not lit, man.
03:49I can't get my fingers to work.
03:52Oh.
03:54Shh.
03:55Shh.
03:56Ha, ha.
03:57Tobacco.
03:58Ugh.
03:59What if he got any tapes?
04:01Oh, he locked his glove compartment in front of him, man.
04:04The punk.
04:05Probably just got mama jamming music anyway.
04:08Shh.
04:09I mean, you smell something, buddy.
04:12Hey, man, don't you look at those ashtrays before you empty them out.
04:15Look at that.
04:16They're still burning, man.
04:26You're making a word, man.
04:28Well, that whole cigarette pack's on fire, man.
04:30Stump it out.
04:32What?
04:33Star, man.
04:34Stop.
04:34Star.
04:34What is it?
04:35We're moving.
04:36We're moving the door.
04:38Put the handle.
04:40Fuck.
04:42Help.
04:43Come on.
04:43I don't like it.
04:44I don't know it.
04:46Let's stop.
04:47Let's stop, baby.
04:50Let's stop.
04:51Put it down.
04:54Hey.
04:55Oh, shit.
04:57Oh, shit.
04:58Oh, shit.
04:59Oh, shit.
04:59Oh, shit.
04:59Oh, shit.
04:59Hey, we're going down, man.
05:01Watch out.
05:02I can't breathe.
05:04I can't breathe.
05:05Oh, shit.
05:07Oh, shit.
05:08Oh, shit.
05:08Oh, shit.
05:09Oh, shit.
05:10Oh, shit.
05:10Oh, shit.
05:12Hey, stop the car.
05:14Stop the car.
05:16Hey, help.
05:18Oh, my.
05:19It's swollen.
05:20Crap.
05:22Ah, it's burning my throat.
05:26Oh, shit.
05:29Oh, shit.
05:29I can't see.
05:31Oh, God.
05:31I can't see.
05:33All right.
05:35All right, man.
05:36Oh, shit.
05:37Oh, shit.
05:39Oh, shit.
05:40We're going to be wearing masks.
05:42We're going to be wearing masks.
05:43We're going to be wearing masks.
05:43We're going to be wearing masks.
05:45We're going to be wearing masks.
05:45We're going to be wearing masks.
05:47We're going to be wearing masks.
05:47We're going to be wearing masks.
05:48We're going to be wearing masks.
05:49We're going to be wearing masks.
05:50We're going to be wearing masks.
05:51We're going to be wearing masks.
05:52We're going to be wearing masks.
05:54We're going to be wearing masks.
05:56We're going to be wearing masks.
05:58We're going to be wearing masks.
06:32Get out of my car!
06:41Hey man, did you want spray wax?
06:45We didn't keep the car wash job for too long, man.
06:47We got fired.
06:49Well, actually, we didn't get fired.
06:51We got another job.
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