00:00So, I suppose, really, you'd like to know how...
00:02...much.
00:02...old it is.
00:03Yeah, yeah, how old it is, and how much!
00:06Well, it's, uh, 18th century.
00:08Ooh, that sounds expensive, yes.
00:10And it's definitely Japanese.
00:11Ooh, ooh, I think there's something happening in my trousers.
00:13Just a, uh, sort of ballpark figure, roughly how much is.
00:16Well, this mark on the bottom here...
00:18Excuse me, can you value my pussycat?
00:20Push off, Grandma, we're on the vinegar strokes here.
00:22This mark on the bottom here shows that it's genuine.
00:24Ooh, Ferrari, yes, yes, yes.
00:26Unless I can scrape it off with my thumbnail like this, you see?
00:29Which I can't.
00:30So it's genuine?
00:31Ah!
00:32Yes, it is genuine.
00:33Ah!
00:34Ow!
00:35So, I suppose you might be slightly interested in how much this is worth.
00:39Good one, then.
00:40Have you got it insured?
00:42Uh, no, I how much haven't.
00:43I'm afraid it's, uh, it's almost worthless.
00:46Unless you're a collector, of course, in which case it's probably worth between £30,000 and £40,000.
00:55Next, please.
00:56Get out of me!
00:57Get out of me!
00:58How much?
00:59How much?
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