00:00Then, now, forever, together.
00:32Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Chicago in the iconic United Center.
00:38This is the Elimination Chamber.
00:45The winner of this chamber match tonight will head to WrestleMania
00:48to take on Jay Cargill for the WWE Championship.
01:01Rhea's going to WrestleMania.
01:05Jay, Rhea bloody Ripley is gonna kick your ass.
01:09The Women's Intercontinental Championship.
01:14Becky just took out Jessica Carton.
01:20AJ kicked out.
01:22Becky Collide with the exposed turnbuckle.
01:25She tapped her out.
01:27AJ wins the Intercontinental title.
01:30Finn Balor says he'll shake up the main event at WrestleMania tonight.
01:35CM Punk defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Finn Balor.
01:49Punk will main event WrestleMania.
01:5419,346 people showed up in Chicago because I am a fighting champion.
02:08You are pissed.
02:20Who will survive?
02:24Last man standing, heads to Las Vegas.
02:29Who's gonna go to WrestleMania to face Drew McIntyre for the WWE Championship?
02:40Driving him through the pod.
02:48Hold the riser.
02:52Low ball completely legal.
02:55A third elimination by Logan Paul.
03:01Wait, wait, wait.
03:01Who the heck?
03:05Seth Rollins is back.
03:11Is it Rhodes or is it Walton?
03:15Oh, no!
03:16McIntyre!
03:21RKO!
03:23Crossroads!
03:25RKO!
03:26Cover!
03:28I did it!
03:30Oh, the trigger!
03:32Randy Orton takes out Cody Rhodes.
03:37Hey, what is your problem, you son of a b****?
03:40Hey, you're ruining it again.
03:41You're ruining it again.
03:42You seem to be so hell-bent on preventing Cody Rhodes to get another shot at you.
03:47Well, guess what?
03:48This Friday night on SmackDown, it is Drew McIntyre versus Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship.
03:57Boy, he punched his ticket to WrestleMania.
04:00But who will be champion when we get to Las Vegas?
04:10And the road to WrestleMania kicks into high gear tonight here in the city that hosted the 2025 Royal Rumble.
04:31After Saturday's Elimination Chamber event, CM Punk is still the world champion.
04:36And his wife, AJ Lee, is the new Women's Intercontinental Champion.
04:40They're here live tonight.
04:42Also here, the Judgment Day, a big night for Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
04:47He defends his Intercontinental Championship versus the spectacular Penta tonight.
04:52The career killer, the ring general, Gunther, is on a mission to destroy a man who's been a thorn in
04:59his side as of late.
05:01It's Gunther, Dragon Lee, tonight.
05:03And the winner of the Royal Rumble, the man who faces CM Punk for the world title at WrestleMania, the
05:11OTC.
05:12Roman Reigns returns live to Raw.
05:22Payment in the vision.
05:25Ladies and gentlemen.
05:30Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Kahneman.
05:40His name is Austin Fury.
05:45He is the most famous personality on the face of the planet today, Logan Paul.
05:57This is where someone is supposed to come out and say, welcome to Monday Night Raw.
06:07This is where they're supposed to say, live from Indianapolis, Indiana.
06:21Well, I hate to piss on everyone's rage, but excuse me while I whip this out.
06:30We are here tonight to talk about Seth Freakin' Rollins.
06:45The single biggest thief in the history.
07:08I hate that freaking song.
07:19Seth Freakin' Rollins stole the credit for co-founding the vision from me.
07:33He's not worthy of that credit.
07:36Seth Rollins stole the credit for co-founding the shield.
07:41And he doesn't deserve that, but that's not my problem anymore.
07:47What is my problem is that Seth Rollins stole the elimination chamber
07:53and therefore stole the main event of WrestleMania from Logan Paul.
08:09Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Rollins feeds oxygen from every single human being on the face of this planet
08:21that's worthy of living, and Mr. Lynch is not one of them.
08:28And we are going to do something about that.
08:33Because the next time Seth Rollins is in a WWE ring,
08:41we are going to stomp his ass out.
08:51That's not a prediction.
08:54That's not a spoiler.
08:58That is a personal guarantee from the three of us in the vision.
09:17Here's my theory.
09:23And let's see if all you idiots can follow it.
09:28Seth Freakin' Rollins, you and I...
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