00:00It's...
00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:01Hey!
00:03Look at that!
00:05A horse from a rock!
00:07I told the world that scissor, but okay.
00:10I was trying to be cute.
00:11Yeah, keep going.
00:12Attitude adjustment!
00:14Oh!
00:15Wait, wait.
00:18You're kidding me, come on.
00:23Oh, look at this!
00:25A little attitude adjustment.
00:26You can't see me!
00:27Whoa!
00:28He did it!
00:29He did it!
00:30He did it!
00:31Oh, my lord.
00:32That's so much.
00:33I've seen it all now.
00:35I have seen it all now.
00:37And there goes Tyson Kidd.
00:39Well, the tandem of Cena and Hornswaddle
00:42are eliminating people here in the Royal Rumble match
00:45as we await entry number 25.
00:49I smell a t-shirt coming.
00:5115 men to follow this entry.
00:54Here in the biggest Royal Rumble match in history.
00:57I feel everything!
00:59Give me a break.
01:07Somebody should teach that little thing a lesson.
01:08I feel everything!
01:09And from the court, Pete Slater.
01:10From Friday night's back now,
01:12the so-called one-man rock band.
01:13Now, the smooth-talking Southern gentlemen,
01:16the quicker members of the court.
01:18He's going to be quick to avoid this offense from John Cena.
01:21Whoa!
01:22There you go.
01:23Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Was that a stutter?
01:30Sweet shit music before that.
01:32Paying homage to Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:35Two of the greatest performers in Rumble Match history.
01:43A double you can't see me.
01:47Oh!
01:48Double five knuckle, ten knuckle shuffle.
01:50On a good night.
01:53Now what?
01:54Oh, boy.
01:55Tadpole splash, perhaps, on the top rope.
01:59Oh!
02:00Oh, my lord!
02:01Steve is loving it.
02:02Look at that.
02:03He did connect, ladies and gentlemen, with a tadpole splash.
02:06Whoa!
02:07Slater Scott and Cena and Hornswoggle have been eliminating everyone that they've come face to...
02:14But don't kid yourself.
02:15That doughy little fella weighs a lot.
02:17How is this guy still in this match?
02:20Is this Cena?
02:25The Intercontinental Champion, the Friday Night Smackdown, Kofi Kingston.
02:29I hate him, Sean.
02:30I like him.
02:31I am dead.
02:32I have a good plan, Mike.
02:33He's been on the last half of this.
02:34This plays out.
02:35Yeah, there are no friends in this matchup.
02:36Oh, really?
02:38Oh.
02:39It looks like Nexus is really fouling around in there.
02:40They're not really friends.
02:41Oh, we're not really friends.
02:42Well, that...
02:43Yep.
02:44Swagger says he's going to WrestleMania, and he very well might.
02:45Very well, Mike.
02:53Whatever that little, you know what, gets he deserves.
02:56Catch him.
02:57He just flew over Hornswoggle and took out Swag.
03:04I don't understand why everybody likes keeping around with this guy.
03:09And here we go again.
03:11What is this?
03:13Whoa!
03:15Well, that was a blue drop off the back of Hornswoggle.
03:23Takes to try to eliminate Jack Swagger.
03:25As we now awake, number 28.
03:29Oh, now all the games end.
03:31Ladies and gentlemen, the current King of the Ring winner, the two-time WWE Champion.
03:35And I know for a fact that Seamus can't stand Hornswoggle.
03:39Why is that?
03:39Because of it.
03:40He says that Hornswoggle portrays the typical stereotype of the Irish person.
03:44Looks around as a little leprechaun, all that stuff.
03:47Seamus can't stand the guy.
03:48I don't blame him.
03:48Aren't there leprechauns in Ireland?
03:50No!
03:51That was an Irish curse backbreaker to John Cena.
03:53They're going to tell me there's no pun of gold at the end of the rainbow.
03:56John Cena in trouble.
03:58As King Seamus claims that this is a match designed for a king.
04:02Lucky Charles.
04:03What about...
04:04Oh, come on.
04:08Good.
04:09I'm Irish.
04:10And I take offense to this guy.
04:11You're Irish.
04:14Only on Tuesday nights.
04:25Tune it up the band.
04:27Sweet.
04:27Shandit.
04:28Music.
04:28And John Cena.
04:38And Shandit's in trouble again.
04:41Now Swagger from behind.
04:44Look at Swagger go.
04:47And Hornswoggle has been eliminated.
04:52We're on too bad.
04:53Kick him to the side of the head.
04:55This is what it's all about.
05:17And you never know who's going to show up.
05:19The former WWE champion.
05:21Look at the face.
05:23Look at your face.
05:24King, who will ever forget.
05:26In 1994.
05:28When Diesel ended the Rumble match.
05:29It eliminated seven men.
05:32Nearly seven feet tall.
05:35Diesel is back.
05:38Oh.
05:40Diesel unloading.
05:45It is electric in the garden.
05:47He had an A-pop it's right.
05:51Can you imagine if Alex Riley goes on to main event Wrestlemania?
05:55Oh, look at this.
05:56Diesel eliminated by Derrick.
05:58Miz, let's talk about the Rumble.
06:00Miz, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:0135.
06:02Number 35.
06:04Sweet.
06:04The world's largest athlete.
06:07Look, let's just put this in perspective, all right?
06:09The tallest player in the NHL plays in this building.
06:11Six foot, nine inches tall is a Daniel Chara.
06:13The Big Show is almost half a foot taller than him.
06:16He cares.
06:16The Big Show is almost half a foot taller than him.
06:18The Big Show is third.
06:19He's got his bike off.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:22Hey, somebody locked in.
06:23Oh, boy.
06:24Look at how Big Show towers over Diesel.
06:27Anyway, let's talk about the Rumble match here tonight.
06:30And the fact that you're a princess A-Ry.
06:31Alex Riley is in this event.
06:33Alex Riley is a winner.
06:35I taught him to be a winner.
06:36And let's think of it.
06:37If Alex Riley wins the Royal Rumble match,
06:39he can go on to main event Wrestlemania 27.
06:42It could be teacher versus student.
06:44What a story.
06:44What an iconic match.
06:46It could be Alex Riley versus The Miz for the WWE Championship.
06:49What a show.
06:50You think of Andre the Giant.
06:51You think of Andre the Giant and Hogan.
06:54You think of Rock and Austin.
06:55Think Alex Riley and The Miz.
06:58And I would get the call at that.
06:59There you go.
07:00How great would that be.
07:00Or he could go for the World Heavyweight Championship.
07:04Think about that.
07:05And then he wins at Wrestlemania 27.
07:07Think about that.
07:07Think about the Big Show that's dominating the Rumble right now.
07:10King, did anyone ask you to talk?
07:12I don't know how you could talk about it.
07:12Don't you interrupt me, King.
07:13Anything else if we're being praised by the most must-see WWE Champion ever.
07:17Thank you very much.
07:18Out here, of course, shouting.
07:19Whoa, whoa, he's getting lost.
07:21And again, Miz, what's at stake here
07:23is that the man that wins this match tonight
07:25could possibly choose to face you at Wrestlemania.
07:28That would be a very bad idea.
07:31So we are about now to get number 36.
07:33The number 36 entry.
07:38The movie goes down.
07:40Ladies and gentlemen,
07:41We'll go harder than somebody, man.
07:43Ezekiel.
07:43Whoa!
07:44He's got the Jackson.
07:45Yeah, with Ezekiel's presence now,
07:47I believe it's a dozen nations are represented
07:50in this Royal Rumble right now.
07:54Magistar is gone, I believe.
07:56I think that was Drew Magistar.
07:58Look at that!
07:59Wow!
08:00Big Show eliminated by Zeke!
08:02The Prophet of Doom eliminates the Big Show.
08:05Oh!
08:06God, how impressive this is Ezekiel Jackson.
08:08The thing about Ezekiel Jackson
08:10is you don't know much about him.
08:11You just know he's a beast.
08:13He is an absolute beast.
08:15However, notice Alex Riley.
08:17Alex Riley is being very, very smart right now.
08:19Where is he?
08:20Where is he?
08:20Oh!
08:21Where is Alex Riley?
08:22Where is Alex Riley?
08:23Of course, Wade Barrett honoring one of his own
08:25from the core of Zeke Ezekiel Jackson.
08:31Santino Marella!
08:33Ladies and gentlemen,
08:34what happened to WWE Tag Team Champions,
08:38Santino Marella.
08:39And Santino's already surpassed his record of one second.
08:42And, in fact, in his career,
08:47Santino Marella has only lasted 27 seconds
08:50in two Rumble matches.
08:52And not a good start for Santino in this one.
08:55Santino did not go over the top rope, did he?
08:58No, Santino split underneath the bottom rope.
09:01And now,
09:05Seamus and Jackson,
09:07Mysterio and Kingston.
09:08Oh!
09:10Barrett as well.
09:11Two members of the core in there.
09:13Colton, you had the stat early.
09:14Has Cena's been in the longest as of right now?
09:15Yeah, John Cena's been in this match longer than anyone.
09:18Currently in the matchup.
09:20And we can try...
09:20Cena!
09:21John Cena in big trouble here!
09:24Watch out is the Ezekiel Jackson.
09:25I mean, he's about to put Zeke over.
09:26And the core is actually working together.
09:29Barrett would love to eliminate Cena.
09:31Cena trying to stay in this thing.
09:32Looking up for the ring.
09:33Oh, boy!
09:36Rejection, perhaps!
09:38Oh!
09:39For the 2009 Royal Rumble Match winner,
09:42Randy Orton,
09:44who cannot be in a good mood
09:45after what you accomplished earlier tonight, Miz,
09:47retaining your title against him.
09:48I'm actually surprised he's out there
09:50after the beating I gave him during our match.
09:52Randy Orton at number 39.
09:55One man to go.
09:56Did you even realize you had won that match?
09:58B.O.
09:59KO!
10:01You could have sworn I'd raise your lips
10:02when you asked the referee,
10:03what happened?
10:04Oh, there he is!
10:04Sheamus!
10:06Ladies and gentlemen,
10:07this is Sheamus in 2009
10:09with Randy Orton RKO'd six men
10:11in the same Royal Rumble matchup.
10:14Oh, there goes Kofi Kingston!
10:15Kofi's eliminated.
10:18Sheamus!
10:18There goes Sheamus!
10:19Sheamus!
10:25Well, the Celtic connection
10:26is completely gone now.
10:32Every man for himself.
10:48we are seven seconds away from the last entry in the 2011 royal rumble the historic 40th fan
10:56and one of the greatest rumble performers ever entering his 13th rumble in a row
11:04a record the big red machine kane is only a handful of eliminations away
11:10from breaking hbk's record for most eliminations of all time in a royal rumble
11:15in 2001 kane lasted over 53 minutes in the royal rumble match when he eliminated 11 men he was the
11:24second to last man standing that year john cena has been in this matchup for over 30 minutes
11:30still in there as kane goes to work on randy there's nothing scarier or more dangerous than a fresh
11:37kane can you imagine if kane wins this match and decides to turn his attention to ms and the
11:43wwe championship yeah ms does that look concern i see on your face actually no i'm the wwe champion
11:48did you forget that kane did you forget that did you forget that wwe champion that means i win at
11:53all costs no matter what look at kane look at this oh and what a move by cash big that's huge
11:58the veteran ducking underneath azedio jackson who goes over the top rope is eliminated ladies and
12:03gentlemen let's reset the stage here ray mysterio john cena wade barrett alberto del rio and randy orton
12:11are the remaining men in the 2011 royal rumble matchup one of these men is going to wrestlemania
12:17one of these men going to headline the greatest spectacle of the year
12:22guys anyone want to make some picks chan ms i'll start with you
12:28who's winning who's winning the royal rumble match i really don't care who really
12:32there is i'm here to scout to see what's going on see who could be who could potentially
12:38i'll tell you who it won't be it won't be kane in the future of the wwe battling it out
12:44cina teetering then cina's in trouble cina teetering on the apron somehow somehow hanging in there
13:09somehow hanging on against barrett cina's wrestlemania dreams were almost put out
13:15oh man my my guts killing me my nerves are going i can only imagine what these four men are doing
13:29in the ring right now what it must feel like to be this close to your dream of headlining wrestlemania
13:35oh boy
13:42oh boy
13:42randy orton and john cena both have won this match
13:49john cena in 2008 randy orton in 2009
13:54they would love to repeat
13:56randy orton unloading center of the ring
13:59oh my two of the all-time greats fourth win for the all-ko cina going for the attitude adjustment
14:05and the way barrett runs interference
14:06how great is this ah way barrett just lying in weight taking advantage of the moment
14:16and king it would really cap off everything wade barrett's done to john cena over the past year
14:21if you could eliminate cina from this match here tonight
14:23would it even ever
14:24ladies and gentlemen this is a
14:28a matchup that is now over one hour and five minutes long
14:33the 2011 royal rumble
14:37what a grueling match this has been
14:39all for an opportunity to main event
14:42wrestlemania
14:43cina's been in this matchup the longest
14:47over a half an hour perhaps he's beginning to wear it out
14:51alberto del rio the freshest but
14:54attitude adjustment
14:56attitude adjustment by cina to del rio
15:02hey hey hey hey
15:04a-ry's back
15:05a-ry eliminated earlier
15:07miz miz eliminated cina
15:10miz eliminated cina
15:13after the distraction by a-ry
15:15miz ensuring he won't face cina
15:18at wrestlemania with that move
15:20how smart is our champ
15:25i don't know if chan even realizes what happened
15:29again in this matchup
15:33there's no disqualification
15:35you can understand why john cena is angry being eliminated by someone that wasn't even
15:51cry back in the rock world because he's not going to wrestlemania in the main event it'll
15:54be ordered or barrett or perhaps alberto del rio you can understand why john cena is angry being
16:03eliminated by someone that wasn't even in the royal rumble and again no disqualification i mean
16:08you can't fall back oh you got an excuse for everything ms the king you didn't do anything
16:12wrong there's no way you didn't do anything wrong there's no rules hang on guys obviously john cena
16:17is a huge threat to the mrs ww championship you can't really blame the ms yeah del rio and barrett
16:23i mentioned that earlier i mean he ensures now he doesn't have to face cena wrestlemania that was a
16:27brilliant move by the champ and again king if you were in the position you probably would have done
16:32the same thing guys the rumble match continues right now and randy orton fires out of the corner
16:36to take out barry del rio looking to win the royal rumble for the second time in three years
16:42you win the royal rumble you headline wrestlemania you have a choice which championship do you go
16:54after which match do you want to be it you got to win the royal rumble match first
16:59one of these men looking to live their dream tonight
17:10i can't believe it i can't i can assure you i would have never picked this one
17:40folks remember king remember what you said earlier
17:45remember what you said earlier santino was never eliminated remember he never went over the top
17:49hole he went to meet the bottom of the santino's still in the center the cobra the cobra oh my god
17:53oh my god the biggest upset in rumble history this is going to be the biggest upset in rumble history
18:00throw him out santino throw him out santino is going to go to wrestlemania oh my god you got to be kidding
18:06no this is great
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