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00:11Jim Perry and Gene Wood are great, Janice and Lois are delightful ladies, only the poems
00:19need improving in the 1980s, on Cut Sharks!
00:27And here's the host of Cut Sharks, Jim Perry!
00:32I love that poem! Thank you! Thank you very much, welcome to Cut Sharks!
00:37You're very kind. Thank you. That's super. Thank you very much.
00:44That is a delightful opening poem, and it was sent in to us by Cindy Marlis of North Hollywood, California,
00:51watching on KNBC Channel 4. Thank you, Cindy, and if you keep sending them in like that, the poems will
00:56improve.
00:57We're welcoming back our executive producer, Chester Feldman, who was back in the old country visiting with his wife's parents.
01:03I'd like to go to Transylvania myself. We have a champion we're going to bring out right now,
01:07and she's going to go for the big money with the money cards, Jan Anderson!
01:12Hello, Jan! Good to see you.
01:15Before we get to business, why don't you again tell us about yourself?
01:19Okay, my name's Jan Anderson, and I'm living in San Diego, where I'm a junior at San Diego State University.
01:24And I'm a PE major.
01:26I don't know if you were with us the last time, but Jan has already made one trip to the
01:30money cards,
01:31and that one trip paid off to the tune of $7,500. You're going to try to do more right
01:36now.
01:36Oh, a lot more!
01:37You cut them? I cut them.
01:38Let's open up the board and get to those money cards. Come on, Jan.
01:41Do it as well, maybe better.
01:45Yeah, let's keep up the good work.
01:47And the cards were all shuffled. Jan gave them a good cut,
01:50and we're going to give her $200 of new money and three cards on the bottom line to bet as
01:54you will.
01:54When you move up to the second level, we'll add another $200 of betting money and three more cards.
01:59Minimum bet's $50 till you get to the top card, the big bet, where you must risk at least half
02:04the money.
02:04But you know how to do it. You do it well.
02:06Come on, Jan. Here's $200.
02:08Good card. Come on.
02:09And if you don't get a good card, you can, of course, change it on each level.
02:12Let's see what we can do. Lois, $200 and a king.
02:14Oh, good card! Okay, okay. All of it, lower.
02:19The whole thing. $200 that this card is lower than the king.
02:23$400 and a 10.
02:25Um, I'm going to go $100 lower.
02:30One-fourth of the money, $100 that this is lower.
02:34$500, but you're near the middle now, Jan.
02:36Okay, I don't like that. Um, I'm going to go $50 higher.
02:40Minimum bet. $50 higher.
02:43And again. $550, and we move up that middle card and give you the other $200 with $750.
02:49You don't have to play it. I don't like to change it.
02:51Change it. Good card.
02:53And let's see if we can approve it.
02:54The eight becomes a 10.
02:55Oh, 57.
02:56Well, it's a little better.
02:57A little better.
02:57Okay, I'm going to go $100 lower.
03:00You were right with the $100 bet on the 10 before.
03:03Let's do it again.
03:03Lower.
03:04Two.
03:05Higher!
03:06Higher!
03:07Higher!
03:07Higher!
03:08Higher!
03:09Higher!
03:10$1,700.
03:12Higher!
03:13Okay, I'm going to go. I have some time.
03:14$1,700.
03:15I'm going to go $700 higher.
03:19$700. Higher than a four.
03:21Higher!
03:24$2,400, and up goes the six. Do you want it?
03:28Change it.
03:28Good betting money. Let's see if we can approve it. Come on. The six.
03:31The six.
03:31Yeah!
03:32I will get higher!
03:34Double or nothing.
03:35Yeah!
03:35$4,800.
03:37Is it higher?
03:38Yeah!
03:39$4,800.
03:40$2,000 in the game.
03:42$5,000.
03:43Trip to the money card.
03:45Way to go, Jen.
03:46My goodness.
03:48Come on down here.
03:50You want to tell everybody how much money you have now?
03:53$12,300!
03:55Ah!
03:57And if the audio man's still with us, we'll have a new challenger out here in a moment.
04:00Right after this commercial break.
04:02Ready to go.
04:04Thank you, guys.
04:06We are searching for game show sounds in their natural habitat.
04:10She's attracting a mate.
04:12Oh, here's a cheeky fellow.
04:15The call of the wild.
04:18Explore buzzer.
04:19It's as good as it sounds.
04:21We are back with our champion, Jan Anderson, and you are a good champion.
04:25Oh, I love it.
04:26That's an over 12,000. I love it, too.
04:29That's nice.
04:29I'm glad you're happy.
04:30I'm glad you're happy.
04:31Jan, we're going to deal out two brand new decks of cards.
04:34That means it's time to meet a new challenger on card charts.
04:39Scotty Finn coming out here very quirky.
04:41Nice guy.
04:42Thanks for having you here.
04:43And won't you tell us a little about yourself, sir?
04:45Well, my name is Tom Finn, affectionately known as Scotty.
04:48I'm now retired and living up in Eureka.
04:50But prior to that, of course, I was born in Paisley, Scotland.
04:54And I went to school there.
04:55When I left school, the population was such that there was seven women to every man.
04:59And when you can't even get your Sundays off, I joined the day there.
05:06I was going to say, why did you leave, Scotty?
05:09Oh.
05:10You've got to have a day off once in a while.
05:11That's true.
05:12What's the women to men ratio in Eureka?
05:15In Eureka, I'm not too sure, but they're really nice people up there.
05:18Oh, that's good.
05:19Because I found it and I like it.
05:22Eureka, I found it.
05:23Eureka?
05:23I found it.
05:23Nice to have you here, Scotty.
05:26Yes, I did.
05:26Then here we go.
05:27We start the best two out of three.
05:29Let's go, says Jan.
05:30And we start with a question to you, Jan.
05:32Okay.
05:32Jan, we asked 100 men.
05:34Would you like mini skirts to come back into style again?
05:38How many men...
05:39No!
05:40A lot of women shouting no out there.
05:42Well, how many men would like to see mini skirts come back in style?
05:47I think a lot of men like it.
05:48They like to see if a girl has nice legs.
05:50They like to see it.
05:51I think it's going to be a pretty high number.
05:53I'd say about 68 would like to see them come back.
05:5668 out of 100 men said, yeah, they'd like to see the mini skirt come back.
05:59Scotty, what do you think?
06:00What...
06:05What a terrible thought.
06:06I know in this program you can't say 100.
06:09So I'll just leave it at that and say higher.
06:11You say higher.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13I'd love it.
06:14You'd like it, I think.
06:15You've got to believe it.
06:16You'd like it.
06:16I'm very young.
06:17I'm not quite 63, so I'll still go for it.
06:19I have a feeling Scotty would like to see the bikini, the legal dress.
06:23Right.
06:24So you say higher, Scotty.
06:2568 for Jan.
06:26The actual number of men who would like to see mini skirts come back in style is 62.
06:31Not higher.
06:32A little lower.
06:35Well, maybe some of the fellas didn't like what they saw before.
06:38Jan, you start off the match.
06:41Lower.
06:42Lower than the ace.
06:43A jack.
06:43Lower.
06:44Risking it lower.
06:45It is a two.
06:46Higher than the two.
06:47A three.
06:47She's trying to go all the way from the win.
06:50She did it.
06:50How?
06:52Every card gets turned over.
06:58Well, Scotty, how do you like the game so far?
07:00Well, I'm showing Thursday, I just can't believe it.
07:05Game one goes to the champion, and now we deal out with the same two decks of cards.
07:09The next card's off the top of the deck, and I don't have to tell Scotty the pressure's on him
07:12right now.
07:13Very good.
07:13Scotty, we asked 100 third grade girls.
07:16Would the world be a better place if there were no such thing as little boys?
07:23How many third grade girls think the world would be a better place if there were no such thing as
07:27boys?
07:28Let me see now.
07:29Third grade girls, they still don't like boys too good at that age.
07:34And I would think that's probably, maybe 60.
07:3960!
07:4060 out of 100 third grade girls said, nah, we'd be better off without the boys.
07:43No, I have, my nephews are that age, and they have girlfriends all over already.
07:47I can't believe it.
07:48It's gotta be lower.
07:49Lower.
07:50Lot lower.
07:51Third graders are already interested.
07:53I can't believe it, they have girlfriends calling them.
07:55Really?
07:55In the third grade?
07:57Precious.
07:58Where the person is that?
07:59Scotland.
07:59Oh, it can't be Scotland because I know.
08:02Scotty says 60.
08:03Jan says lower.
08:04The actual number of third graders who think the world would be a better place if there were no such
08:08thing as little boys is 54.
08:10Jan is right, it's lower.
08:11But it is more than half, Scotty.
08:13Yes, we've got it, come on.
08:14Scotty was on the right track, but not the right number, so Jan has a jack.
08:18Okay, I'm gonna go lower.
08:20Gonna play the jack lower.
08:21Yes, higher!
08:23Higher than the three.
08:24An ace.
08:25Lower than the ace.
08:26A queen.
08:27Again, trying to go all the way.
08:28She did it!
08:31Two questions, ten cards, and Jan's going for the big money again.
08:37Congratulations.
08:39Scotty, that was some blitz.
08:40You're a nice gentleman.
08:42We have some very nice party gifts for you, Scotty.
08:44Thank you for joining us.
08:45Great meeting you.
08:45Scotty Finn, thank you.
08:47Jan, come on down here.
08:49This young lady is hot as a firecracker, and she's gonna try to add to her $12,500 right after
08:56this.
08:57Wow.
08:58Time card.
09:00Back with our champion, and I know Janice and some of our staff were talking.
09:04They said, I think that's the first time that has ever happened in two years, where somebody did just two
09:09cards, two questions, ten cards.
09:11I can't believe it.
09:11And here you go again.
09:12So fast.
09:13All right.
09:13Now, Jan, you cut the money cards, and of course we've already played them once today, so in front of
09:17our studio audience the cards were dealt out.
09:19Here we go.
09:20All right.
09:21Keep up the good work.
09:21Come on.
09:21Good cards.
09:22$200.
09:23Let's go.
09:24And let's get her started once again with a goodie, Lois.
09:26Jan will start with a seven.
09:28Oh, no, no.
09:29Change that card.
09:30Good card.
09:30Only change it once.
09:32Gotta play this one.
09:33Oh, that's worse.
09:34Ooh, yes it is.
09:34Okay, I'm just gonna go $50 higher.
09:37$50 minimum bet.
09:39Higher than an eight.
09:39Yes!
09:40It is.
09:41Okay, I need to go.
09:44$150 lower.
09:46That's a pretty sizable bet on a Jack.
09:48$150.
09:49I hope you're right.
09:50Lower.
09:51Yes!
09:52No!
09:52All of it higher!
09:54Double to nothing for $800.
09:56Higher!
09:56No!
09:59That's the first time the cards have failed you, Jan, but it is still a good card.
10:04Good.
10:05Good.
10:05You got another $200.
10:06She's still in it.
10:07Back with $203.
10:08Gotta be all of it higher.
10:10Come on.
10:10Now, $400.
10:11Higher!
10:12Yeah!
10:13Okay.
10:14I'm gonna just go $100 lower.
10:17$100.
10:18Lower than the Jack.
10:19Yes!
10:19Right again.
10:20Near the middle.
10:22I'm gonna go $100, wait, $50 lower.
10:26How much?
10:27$50.
10:27$50.
10:28Lower.
10:28Lower.
10:28Lower.
10:28A little against the odds.
10:30Lower.
10:30No.
10:31To the state of the odds.
10:33$450 and up goes the queen.
10:35Do you want that queen for the big bet?
10:37Yeah.
10:38I'm gonna keep it.
10:39I'm gonna go all of it lower.
10:41All of it?
10:42All of it lower.
10:43Double to nothing.
10:43$900 if this card is lower than a queen.
10:46It is!
10:47Yeah!
10:47Jan finds a way to win.
10:50Yeah!
10:51Even with bad cards, you find a way to win, Jan.
10:55Jan, that one wasn't as good as the last two.
10:58But nonetheless, $13,400 in cash is not too bad.
11:04That'll pay a lot of college bills.
11:06So many of them.
11:07We'll be back with Jan Anderson and a new challenger to try to stop this hot lady right after this.
11:14All right, champion Jan Anderson, and here we go again.
11:17Uh-huh.
11:18Are you ready?
11:18I'm ready.
11:19Janice, if you will, then deal out those cards and here comes a new challenger on card charts.
11:24Morris Giles.
11:25Hello, Morris.
11:27Hi, Brian.
11:27Very good.
11:28Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
11:30Sure.
11:30I'm Morris Giles, originally from Alexandria, Louisiana.
11:32I moved to California.
11:34Went to University of Southern California where we've managed...
11:38We've managed to keep the Rose Bowl here for the local people.
11:40I am a marketing manager for a major computer company.
11:44We're happy to have you here.
11:45Now, Morris, I've got to ask you now.
11:46I watched you just before you came over there.
11:48They were dabbing you down with the makeup and everything.
11:50You enjoying this show business stuff?
11:52I'm having a wonderful time.
11:53Well, good.
11:53Just excellent.
11:54Hope you have a good time with us here now.
11:55Thank you very much.
11:57Yes, I did.
11:57Here we go.
11:58Right.
11:59Well, I'd say you've got to win a question against Jan, though.
12:02She is hot.
12:02She is tough.
12:03Jan, we start with a question to you.
12:04Okay.
12:05Jan, more and more women have taken up weightlifting to build up their muscles.
12:08So, we asked 100 bachelors, do you find muscles on a woman sexy?
12:14How many bachelors think muscles on a woman are sexy?
12:18Well, I'm a PE major and women don't get the big old ugly muscles that men get.
12:22They just get a nice shape.
12:24And so, I'm going to say kind of in between because some guys think that maybe they get
12:28real big, but they don't.
12:29I'd say about 50.
12:3250?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Do you lift weights, Jan?
12:34Yeah.
12:35Do you lift weights?
12:35Really?
12:36Yeah?
12:36How heavy weights do you lift?
12:38Not very heavy.
12:39Well, it certainly pays off in the good looks department, Jan.
12:43Jan says that 50 out of 100 bachelors think muscles on a woman are sexy, Morris.
12:47Well, Jean, I don't believe that most men would even feel muscles or anything that's attractive
12:52on a woman, and they'd be afraid of being thrown out of bed with a muscular woman anyway,
12:56and I think it's going to be much lower.
12:57You say lower than that.
12:58Yes.
13:00The actual number of bachelors who find muscles on a woman sexy is 37.
13:05Morris is right.
13:06It is lower.
13:07Very good.
13:07So the challenger gets started.
13:09Very good.
13:09And a four.
13:10Good point.
13:11Higher.
13:12Higher than a four.
13:13A five.
13:13Freeze.
13:15And we move over the freeze bar.
13:17First time today, someone freezes, and the question to you, Morris.
13:21Morris, we asked 100 United States congressmen in Washington, D.C.
13:25If the draft is brought back, would you be in favor of drafting women as well as men?
13:32How many congressmen would be in favor of drafting women?
13:35I feel even though they are talking about taking women into the services, I don't believe
13:40that most men would want women to be on a combat line with them.
13:43Well, it doesn't say combat.
13:44It says congressmen drafting women.
13:46I think most of them would be in favor of drafting women.
13:49I think it would be about 61.
13:5161 out of 100 congressmen are in favor of drafting women, Jan.
13:54Wait.
13:54I don't want to get drafted.
13:55It scares me.
13:56I think it's going to be lower.
13:58They don't want to get us women out there.
14:01Even with the weightlifting, huh, Jan?
14:02Even with the weightlifting, I don't want to be out there.
14:04These are the polls I always find fascinating.
14:07What do our legislators think?
14:09And the actual number of congressmen who would be in favor of drafting women is 97.
14:15Almost every one of them.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:19We left off with a five.
14:19Let's change that card, please.
14:21Winning the question, you have the right to change it.
14:22Two or three.
14:23Fantastic.
14:23Higher.
14:24Higher.
14:24A six.
14:26Freeze.
14:26Again.
14:27Mars freezes.
14:29Oh, it's very easy for the audience to say, oh, but, of course, that keeps Jan away from
14:33her cards, and she's got to win a question.
14:35Jan, got a question for you now that's a little bit of a visual, so take a look at this,
14:39and you at home take a look at it.
14:41Uh-huh.
14:41We showed this picture to 100 grown-ups.
14:44Grown-ups.
14:45We asked them, who is this?
14:47How many grown-ups knew it was a picture of Bugs Bunny?
14:52Oh, everybody knows that.
14:54Yeah, Bugs Bunny's been around so long.
14:56That's got to be high.
14:57I'm going to say 97.
15:00It's got to be high.
15:0197 out of 100 grown-ups knew it was Bugs Bunny, Morris.
15:04Even though Bugs Bunny's been around for an awful long time, and we all realize that's
15:08true, I really believe it's going to be lower, because a lot of people might have thought
15:11it's Peter Rabbit.
15:13No.
15:15No, no.
15:16Peter's got a bigger tail.
15:18You say lower.
15:19The actual number of grown-ups who knew this was a picture of Bugs Bunny is 86.
15:23It's lower.
15:24Morris has got it, but a lot of people knew it.
15:27You've got to sit.
15:27Let's change it, please.
15:29And a good change before.
15:30And a good change again.
15:31That's a lower, lower.
15:32And the king.
15:33Oh, no.
15:35And a double king is not lower, and Jan gets a break.
15:38Good try, good try.
15:38And a queen.
15:39Okay, lower, lower.
15:40Lower than the queen.
15:41An eight.
15:41I'm in freeze, freeze.
15:43I didn't think you ever had to use that word, Jan.
15:45I didn't either.
15:46We'll fill in the spaces, and it is sudden death.
15:48Someone has to win it on this play of the cards.
15:51Morris, the question to you.
15:53We asked 100 people, would you favor a law that would prohibit the sale of junk food,
15:58such as candy and potato chips, in public schools?
16:01How many people would be in favor of a law prohibiting the sale of junk foods in public schools?
16:06As a matter of fact, that is being talked about a great deal in the news these days,
16:09and I realize that a lot of parents realize that their children aren't getting the nourishment
16:13they should be getting from the candy machines and what have you.
16:16And I think about 47 people would be in favor of a law of that nature.
16:2047 out of 100 would be in favor of...
16:21No, we're really going into the same trying to get people to eat the right things,
16:25and they don't want that junk at the schools for the kids to eat.
16:27It's going to be higher.
16:28Even higher than that.
16:29Higher.
16:29This will decide control in sudden death.
16:31The actual number of people who would be in favor of a law prohibiting the sale of junk food in
16:35public schools is 54.
16:37Jan is right.
16:38It is higher.
16:39Okay, that's the highest season.
16:40He has a good card, but there's no way...
16:41I'm going to...
16:42There you go, Morris.
16:43Jan doesn't even need me to explain the options.
16:45She does not want to play it for three cards.
16:47She's going to force Morris to play it because she has control in sudden death.
16:50Morris, you've got a good card to start off with the king.
16:52Get them both.
16:53You win.
16:53Make one mistake.
16:54Jan wins.
16:55We are going lower.
16:57Lower than a king.
16:58An eighth.
16:59Jan wins it in sudden death.
17:02Wow.
17:06I think that king was the best card that you had up there, and it failed you twice, Morris.
17:12Yes.
17:12And again, Jan finds a way to win.
17:15She has game one and $100, and here come the same two decks.
17:19The next card's off the top, and Jan will start game two with a question to you.
17:22Jan, we asked 100 women who have been married for 50 years or more.
17:28Interesting question.
17:2950 years or more.
17:30If you discovered your husband had been unfaithful to you 49 years ago, would you divorce him?
17:38No way.
17:39How many women said if they...
17:40Well, how many said if they discovered their husband was unfaithful, even if it was 49 years
17:44ago, they would still divorce him?
17:45No, they've been married so long, there's going to be no way they're going to want to
17:49get rid of him.
17:49That was the path.
17:50I'd say maybe four.
17:53Four out of 100 would divorce him.
17:5649 years ago is a long time, and a lot of water has gone under the bridge in 49 years,
18:01but I think it's going to be a little higher than four.
18:03You say a little higher.
18:04Yes.
18:04I think a few more would divorce him.
18:06A few more.
18:06A lot of water has gone under the bridge, but a few more would.
18:07Of course, 49 years, a lot of the fellas might have forgotten they ever did it.
18:11Jan says four.
18:13Or how?
18:13Morris says higher.
18:14The actual number of women who, if they discover their husband was unfaithful 49 years
18:18ago, would divorce him is nine.
18:21It's higher.
18:22Morris.
18:24Morris starts off with a seven.
18:26Oh, that's a bad card.
18:27Let's change it, please.
18:28And the seven becomes a nine.
18:31Right on the other side of the eight.
18:32I was going to say it's going to be a little lower than a nine.
18:34Lower than a nine.
18:35Yes, a two.
18:35Higher.
18:36Higher than a two.
18:37A four.
18:38Higher.
18:38Risking it higher.
18:40A 10.
18:40That's a breeze.
18:41Freeze.
18:41Morris, one card to tie up the match.
18:44Question two to you, Morris.
18:46Morris, we asked 100 doctors across the country, do you make house calls?
18:52How many doctors still make house calls?
18:55That is a very unusual thing for doctors to do now.
18:57They would rather stay in their offices and make the money.
18:59And because we have medical group insurance now, a lot of people go to a neighborhood hospital
19:03and have themselves taken care of.
19:05And I would think because of some rural areas, doctors do still make calls.
19:09I would say about three to three.
19:1133 out of 100 make house calls, Jen.
19:13No, I think it's still, it's going to be lower.
19:14There's not that many doctors that go out anymore.
19:16It's lower.
19:17You say higher.
19:18Lower, I beg your pardon?
19:18Lower.
19:19The actual number of doctors who still make house calls is 70.
19:24Not lower.
19:25All right.
19:26Morris, you've got a change.
19:26Change that card, please.
19:28A big change for Morris and it becomes a six.
19:30Oh, we are higher.
19:32If this is higher, we have a tie.
19:35No.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Not higher.
19:37Jan's still in it.
19:38And with Jan's luck, she's got a three.
19:40Higher, higher.
19:40Higher than a three.
19:42A seven.
19:42Only three, three.
19:43Jan needs three cards.
19:45We'll fill in the space.
19:45Morris needs one card and we'll be right back.
19:48Right after this.
19:49That's what you have it, you know.
19:50There we go.
19:51Yeah.
19:54One of our polling groups will receive Rotel's 20 watt 555 music system complete with AM FM
20:01receiver and high fidelity two way speakers designed for minimum space furnished by Rotel.
20:07And some of our contestants will receive a serving tray and light lunch from Lipton.
20:11Hot and hearty, satisfying dishes you make in a mug.
20:14More great taste from Lipton light lunch.
20:16It's delicious.
20:17A candy dish in Goober's.
20:18Crisp, crunchy peanuts, raisinets, plump sweet raisins.
20:22All covered with smooth, fine chocolate snow caps.
20:24Dark chocolate non-frills.
20:26Goober's, raisinets and snow caps.
20:28The new Proctis Ilex Ladylite self-cleaning super steam iron.
20:31It irons off the problems you've had with ironing.
20:33The Proctis Ilex Ladylite.
20:35A hair dryer and Con Air Royal Persian Henner hair care system to energize your hair.
20:40Energize your hair with natural body and shine.
20:43Con Air, the professional's choice.
20:54The Proctis Ilex Ladylite.
21:10This is Gene Woods speaking for Proctis.
21:14A Mark Goodson, Bill Todman Production.
21:16A Mark Goodson, Bill Todman Production.
21:24A Mark Goodson, Bill Todman Production.
21:25Stop!
21:26Stop it!
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