00:00From the deep reaches of space, a horror approaches.
00:04Once in a great while, the malevolent forces of a universe combine to form a force of evil so concentrated,
00:11so pure, that no bastion of goodness and decency can stand against it.
00:16It hurls through the universe toward its destination, the planet Earth.
00:21The town to be victimized, South Park, Colorado.
00:25A quaint little town nestled in the peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Where better to terrorize good and decent folk?
00:33Yeah, right.
00:40Hi, Chef.
00:41Hello, children. Did you hear the news?
00:43What news?
00:45A big comet has hit it our way. It's going to cross paths with the Earth, and when it does,
00:50all kind of crazy, spooky stuff is going to happen.
00:52Spooky like how?
00:54Spooky like you better get your asses in doors, children. I'm not kidding. Our lives are in danger.
00:59What the hell is that about?
01:03Man, Chef is weird.
01:10Chef! Chef, you were right. The comet is doing crazy, spooky things. We're being invaded by mutant turkey.
01:14I know, children. I saw it in the news. Those mutant turkeys are being led by bigger turkeys.
01:19Every now and then, the big turkeys lay eggs and hatch little turkeys.
01:22You want to take out the big turkeys, and the rest won't be much of a problem.
01:26But if you really want to put an end to these turkey bastards, you've got to follow them back to
01:30their source. Got it?
01:31Got it! You can count on me, Chef. The future of our civilization is in my hands.
01:36Oh, crap.
01:41Chef, those turkeys suck big portions of ass. Dan, if you were a superior marksman like me, maybe you wouldn't
01:45have a problem. Shut up, fat ass!
01:47Children, children. You need to focus on the problem at hand. I just found out those turkeys are nesting in
01:53a cave complex formed by the volcano when it erupted.
01:56If you children don't take care of those turkeys, that could be the end of us all. Are you up
02:00for it?
02:01I don't think so.
02:27Oh, my God! They killed Kimmy!
02:29You bastard! I think we finally got them all.
02:32We've got to get home. It's almost time for Terrence and Phillip to be on.
02:34Oh, yeah! This tunnel looks like a shortcut.
02:41Dude!
02:42Get over here so I can kick your turkey nuts in the face!
02:53That turkey didn't know who he was messing with.
02:57Hey, hey, you guys. Carton's eating the turkey butt.
03:01I'm not eating turkey butt!
03:03You son of a bitch! I'll kick you in the nuts!
03:11Hello, children.
03:12Hi, Chef.
03:13You boys did a good job taking care of those turkeys, but I think that comedy is still causing trouble.
03:18What do you mean?
03:19When I was coming home this morning, I heard a strange noise and saw an eerie green light coming from
03:23a warehouse.
03:24When I got closer to investigate, I saw Big Gay Al. He was acting mighty strange.
03:31All right. Well, stranger than usual.
03:33Oh, no. I hope he's not in trouble.
03:35I think you boys better check it out.
03:41Hello, children.
03:43Hi, Chef.
03:44We found out what was wrong with Big Gay Al. He's a big gay clone.
03:48I know, children. I heard. But we haven't seen the end of these evil clones.
03:52It seems that they only come out at night, and they come out of buildings with a strange green glow.
03:57Oh. Clones piss me off.
03:59Everything pisses you off, Cartman.
04:01Oh, you piss me off.
04:07Hey, look. They're coming from up there. Let's kick their asses.
04:11Dude, what the hell is this thing?
04:13It looks like some kind of alien device.
04:15Oh, yeah? What's that alien device?
04:17You think he's gonna defeat our Cartman? It's got nothing coming.
04:21You stupid alien device. You're so tough. Why don't you...
04:24Shut the f*** up and kill it.
04:33Dude, I'm glad that clone crap is over with.
04:35Yeah, clones lick ass. Metaphorically speaking, that is.
04:40Children, I just heard on the radio that the clones are still on the loose.
04:44I thought we killed them all.
04:46They're still at the art history museum.
04:47Hurry! There's no time to waste.
04:55Oh, my God!
04:56That must be what's making all the other clones.
04:58Hey, evil clone blob. I'm gonna sprout your nuts from here to Kingdom Come.
05:04Good going, Cartman.
05:06Hey, at least he's dead.
05:09Hello, children.
05:10Hi, Chef.
05:11Hey, Chef. What's up?
05:12Did you children see all those lights dancing around the sky and that crazy music playing?
05:17I think the alien visitors are back.
05:19Don't worry, Chef. We'll take care of it.
05:21Yeah, let's go kick their asses.
05:22Do aliens have asses?
05:26How's the fight against the visitors, children?
05:28Not good, Chef.
05:28Why not?
05:30Because the visitors keep dropping cows on us.
05:33Children, don't you know anything?
05:35That's the oldest alien trick in the book.
05:37Oh?
05:38Sure it is.
05:39Those visitors are doing everything they can to keep you away from their mothership.
05:43That's where all the little ships are coming from.
05:45Damn, those aliens are clever.
06:13Dude, it's a key.
06:14What do you think it's for?
06:15Don't be stupid, Cartman. It's probably for the mothership.
06:17Yeah, you skinny ass.
06:18Hey, don't you call me skin...
06:20Wait a minute.
06:21Hey, you kick me, you son of a bitch.
06:28Dude, I think there's a lot of them in there.
06:30I'm going for it. Somebody get my back.
06:32It's going to take more than the three of us to watch your back, fat ass.
06:35Hey, you guys better stop making...
06:37Get your fat ass in there and shut up, Cartman.
06:45What the hell is that thing?
06:46It's chopped pepper now that Eric Cartman is now.
06:51Quick, run for it before it blows.
06:58Hello, children.
07:00Hi, Jeff.
07:01I'm sure glad you children got rid of those aliens.
07:03They were giving me the free willies.
07:04But now it seems we have a bigger problem on our hands.
07:07We do?
07:08Yes, children.
07:09After the alien ship went down,
07:11the seismic's going to start picking up some strange signals.
07:14Damn it!
07:14When the hell is this shit going to stop?
07:17First it's the f***ing turkeys and the asshole clones and aliens.
07:19I'm sick of all this.
07:20Whoa, dude. Calm down.
07:22Just saying.
07:39How's it going, children?
07:40Sucky, there's too many robots.
07:42That's because they're being manufactured in a factory down by Stark Park.
07:46Holy crap, I'm Robotron, Chef.
07:49Sorry, I guess I did sound pretty stupid.
07:51Come on, hurry up and go take care of those robots.
08:02Stan, look, they've got your Uncle Jimbo in there.
08:04Oh, no, we've got to save them.
08:06Being a hero is a thankless job.
08:21Thanks for rescuing us, Stanley.
08:23We owe you one.
08:25Yep, next time you're in a life-threatening situation, give us a call.
08:28Man, that sucked.
08:29Totally, robots eat ass.
08:31I killed the mushrobots.
08:33I killed the mushrobots.
08:34Eat it, eat it.
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39They killed Kenny!
08:40You bastard!
08:46Hi, Chef!
08:48Hello, children.
08:49Please tell me this comic crap is finally over.
08:51It's all going to come to a head tonight, children.
08:53The comet is near South Park.
08:56Oh, great.
08:56So now what?
08:57We're going to have to fight killer toys?
08:59Yes.
09:00Wow, good guess, dude.
09:07I think we got them all.
09:08Look!
09:09I hate those and teddy bears!
09:11No, you don't, Cartman.
09:12You love that stuff.
09:13I don't love that stuff!
09:28And then Eric destroyed the king toy, saving all toys from evil.
09:34Eric is so strong and brave.
09:36He is so cute.
09:37Cute, that's cute.
09:38That's nice.
09:38Meow.
09:39Shut up, Kenny, you dildo!
09:41I'm a hero!
09:44Hello, children.
09:46Hi, Chef!
09:48Congratulations, children.
09:49The comet is gone and you saved the world from despair and destruction.
09:55Oh, my God!
09:57They killed Kenny!
09:59Dude, who's they?
10:00They fell on them.
10:02We always say they.
10:03We always say they killed Kenny.
10:06That doesn't make any sense, though.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:23What do you think it's for?
10:26What the?
10:29Dude, this is pretty f***ed up right here.
10:32Oh, my God!
10:33They killed Kenny!
10:34You bastard!
10:35Hey!
10:39Hey!
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